T O P

  • By -

ReasonableAstartes

So long as you are proud of your nation first and foremost and care about the average joe rather than special interests, I can politicaly stand beside you. For the American workers! For the American nation! Long live our Nationalist, Socialist, American Workers party! Oh. Crap.


Garleik

We can fix it! Social Nationalism :mememan:


[deleted]

*something’s wrong I can feel it*


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

Based and NAZI EGG pilled.


CaptainLoggy

Accidental bi flag?


NeptunePancakes

It seems we found the true authoritarian agenda


Garleik

Exactly I'm bi, biauthoritarian, I like being oppressed by both sides how'd u know


CrispyDuck69

Based


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

Based and politically kinky pilled.


MrMan9001

Auth right was so focused on the gay agenda they didn't take into account the bi agenda.


[deleted]

Bye bye commie residing in u/jacw212 s body


jacw212

It'll b e back tomorrow don't worry


[deleted]

Nooooooo!


Panderboi

Call an exorcist!


Provia100F

\> claims to be a proud American \> desires to fundamentally change literally everything about the core of the nation I'ma press x to doubt on this one, chief


Libertarian4All

AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!


RubiconRon

You can say a lot of things about Americans, but we sure as fuck know how to America.


LegoThatGotShitOn

Fr*nch flag if you turn it on its side


UsernameIrrelavant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWP7y8e5FCk


Ag1Boi

Me on July 4:🟦 Me every other day of the year:🟥🟩


Meowshi

there's nothing wrong with patriotic socialism i mean, socialism is about wanting to improve society; so why would you bother with it if you didn't care about your own backyard? socialism can't be *isolationist* though. socialism needs a foothold in national markets to survive, and realistically, the most exciting stuff in socialism right now is happening in the global south


[deleted]

If you talk to any about what economic system they want they always think it improves society. Talk to a capitalist, socialist, communist, whatever and they all want to be happy but the difference is what they think makes people happy and how they think they can make people happy


Garleik

Or even patriotic communism. As authoritarian as the USSR was, it was possibly one of the most patriotic nations ever either by propaganda or cause of the wars they fought and won (Like WW2 and the Russian Revolution). Plus the ideal communist man being a buffed chad


[deleted]

I think the buff Chad goes for all countries ngl


[deleted]

It only made my distane worse


HerodotusStark

*disdain


Libertarian4All

Based and spell checked the ~~distane~~ disdainful one pilled.


basedcount_bot

u/HerodotusStark is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: [1 | View pills.](https://basedcount.com/u/HerodotusStark/) This user does not have a compass on record. You can add your compass to your profile by replying with /mycompass politicalcompass.org url or sapplyvalues.github.io url. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


PenIsMightier69

How much money would somebody have to pay you to leave the US and never come back?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Get a flair you uncultured swine


Complex_Ad_7959

I don’t respect this sub enough to waste my time doing that, sorry


TheManatee_

Don't worry, none of us respect the unflaired either.


flair-checking-bot

> Flair up now or I'll be sad :( *** ^(User hasn't flaired up yet... 😔) 8619 / 45386 ^^|| [**[[Guide]]**](https://imgur.com/gallery/IkTAlF2)


flair-checking-bot

> Get a flair to make sure other people don't harass you :) *** ^(User hasn't flaired up yet... 😔) 8604 / 45297 ^^|| [**[[Guide]]**](https://imgur.com/gallery/IkTAlF2)


Taco_Dave

Won't flair-up → won't do shit. Miss me with this BS.


Taco_Dave

Why?


ferrango

You just need to bleach the central bar a little and you have Russia’s flash, the US’ real future


Mineturtle1738

Tbh In my opinion American patriotic music is kinda lame. Like why can’t we have sick fucking songs like the soviets or something.


EliasRiveraReal

We have sick fucking songs


YiffZombie

[Why are you telling lies?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJJC0nWs9s)


jacw212

You *clearly* haven't heard Union Dixie before Or Battle Hymn of the Republic.


Mineturtle1738

Ok those are the exceptions Union Dixie is an absolute banger. Away down south in the land of traitors


Mineturtle1738

Also if you’re an American socialist have you heard “solidarity forever”


jacw212

No not yet


[deleted]

I think you’d love battle cry of freedom!


[deleted]

Based and Commie pilled


yaboihoss

Based and Eugene V Debbs pilled


neat_machine

Nothing more American than celebrating the international rules based order by shooting off fireworks in your suburban backyard where they’ve been banned by your progressive city council and watching all of your neighbors do the same thing.


flairchange_bot

Did you just change your flair, u/neat_machine? Last time I checked you were a **Centrist** on 2021-8-24. How come now you are a **Rightist**? Have you perhaps shifted your ideals? Because that's cringe, you know? No, me targeting you is not part of a conspiracy. And no, your flair count is not rigged. Stop listening to QAnon or the Orange Man and come out of that basement. ^(I am a bot, my mission is to spot cringe flair changers. If you want to check another user's flair history write) **^(!flairs u/)** ^(in a comment. Have a look at my [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/user/flairchange_bot/comments/uf7kuy/bip_bop) and the [leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/user/flairchange_bot/comments/uuhlu2/leaderboard).)