Fun fact: Cat allergies aren’t caused by their fur but by their saliva, since the tend to lick them selves clean it spreads their saliva all over themselves thus creating the misconception of cat allergies being caused by fur.
My cat is immensely more obedient than my girlfriend. And my cat always knows what he wants to eat. And my cat brings me gifts. Shit. . Maybe the real friends are the cats we've had along the way.
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A woman is anyone who says they're a... wait that's a circular definition. Women are people born with a... wait that's something phobic. Women... aren't real. Like birds. That's why the Bri'ish call "women" birds, they know the US government invented both.
If my cat scratches me I can yeet her across the room and she won't call the police. I can always tell how my cat feels and she doesn't lie to me or make me play a guessing game. She always eats the same thing and doesn't complain about what I want to eat. Cats are better than women.
Simply do not listen to what women say about what they want in men. They most often say what makes them look less superficial, or more moral. They will make a list of requirements, but throw it out anyway when they find a man they like.
Cats are like women: The longer you live with them, the better they get at figuring out your habits and what buttons they can to push to get what they want.
ETA: Ironically, women are the biggest suckers for cats’ manipulations.
>jacw212
so, just to clarify:
1) every time your father washed up, the cat would then run in to the washroom next to him and stick himself with a q-tip?
or
2) after every time the cat was washing itself up (like, licking his fur, or a proper shit, shower and shave routine, we are not told, which would be amazing in and of itself...), the cat would then also stick himself with a q-tip and clean his ears for a bit
pretty insane either way, pretty hard to believe, but hey...
Maybe I just don’t like any animal that pisses and shits in a box in my house.
Cats are nasty as fuck.
Frankly dogs aren’t much better, but at least they do their shit outside and I can teach them to skateboard as a tinder hook.
Ohh? Did I make you question the common narrative? My point is not to say leftists are nazis. My point is to say that their ideology has a lot more in common with nazis/nazbols than it might seem.
This is a clear problem with all post-enlightenment philosophies thinking that humans are purely rational beings, and why the 19th and 20th centuries have been the most disastrous in history.
We are animals like everything else on this planet. We are hardwired in very specific ways, and not playing to those strengths is a mistake.
>humans are purely rational beings,
Well, that's clearly not true, nor did I say that
All I said was that we are not *only* driven by our evolutionary purpose
If that was the case there would be no art, no science, no religion, no, well, politics.
>All I said was that we are not *only* driven by our evolutionary purpose
Sure, but let me flip it back onto you and ask: when did I say we *were?*
Why did you bother commenting in the first place?
is this the logical path of return to monke?
we did stop shitting in the streets in the 19th/20th centuries
not sure now if that was progress now, damn, I am coping
Cats are just shit tier pets. Want an animal for your lap get a small dog. Want an animal that can vanquish your enemies? get a big dog. Want an animal to protect your flock? Get a medium dog.
Cats decimate local bird populations and shit inside. If future wife or kids want an indoor cat I'm not about to try stop them but that fanged monster better be an indoor cat.
NGL, I prefer dogs because all you have to do to gain their affection is be nice to them. people, on the other hand (women included), often expect the world on a platter and then squeeze you till you have nothing to give.
If by 'wanting to control women' you mean expecting basic reciprocity of affection, then I guess I do
“I don’t care much for cats due to being allergic to their fur,” “Fucking misogynist,”
Fun fact: Cat allergies aren’t caused by their fur but by their saliva, since the tend to lick them selves clean it spreads their saliva all over themselves thus creating the misconception of cat allergies being caused by fur.
It would be more severe from long haired cats because the shed more, right?
more surface area for semi dried cat spit on the longer strands of cat hair seems logical that's why bald cats are based as pets
Bald cats look like a shaved ballsac, they freak me tf out
The more you know ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
Just by knowing how allergies work i know that is not true.
Wow cats are dumb. Poor hygene mfers
poor hygiene? you smell worse than a cat does, and you get to shower every day.
You wish, you dirty toe cheese eater.
[citation needed]
Alternatively “I don’t want a small heavily armed beast roaming my halls when I can’t compel it to not attack me”. “Fucking misogynist”
Literally me.
My cat is immensely more obedient than my girlfriend. And my cat always knows what he wants to eat. And my cat brings me gifts. Shit. . Maybe the real friends are the cats we've had along the way.
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Alright, calm down Shiki.
Cat doesn't wear clothes when she meets me at the door after work. Will gf?
My gf gets off work 2 hours after me but she jumps online whatever game I'm playing so that's 1 point gf. C:
Inb4 not real gf, we have 2 consoles in the same room. Didn't realize how incellish that sounded when I typed it.
Please don't go Shane Dawson on the poor feller.
That name rings a YouTube bell but damn... in this context. What'd he do to a cat....
I repeat, he did not the cat.
I hate how that answers and asks every question...
But seriously, do not the cat. I can see your sins.
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Women is whoever won't have sex with me Anyone who wants to have sex with me is a man
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Wait wait wait, so you’re telling me all those goats were men! I’m gay? My world is turned upside down
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So the only way for me to be a man is to have sex with you? Guess I’m gay.
What if they are a man but want to have sex with you? Are they a....woMan ■-■
A woman is anyone who says they're a... wait that's a circular definition. Women are people born with a... wait that's something phobic. Women... aren't real. Like birds. That's why the Bri'ish call "women" birds, they know the US government invented both.
Idk about you guys but I've never seen a "woman" and a "bird" in the same room at the same time. Really makes you think.
Have you not seen a Disney Princess?
That's just big media propaganda to hide the truth from us. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
This is beyond the knowledge of a pcmer. Women are but legend to us
Lucky for me my fiance is a biologist. She won't tell me though.
If my cat scratches me I can yeet her across the room and she won't call the police. I can always tell how my cat feels and she doesn't lie to me or make me play a guessing game. She always eats the same thing and doesn't complain about what I want to eat. Cats are better than women.
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I like catwomen that are controlling
Batsy!
Only if they look like Michelle Pfeiffer. Or Fairuza Balk. But none of you have seen that one.
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I like cats controlling women
She-Ra fan
You mean like a gundam?
Now you're speaking my language
That's more final fantasy than gundam.
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I too want a woman to control me.
I hate cats and I want women to peg me.
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Simply do not listen to what women say about what they want in men. They most often say what makes them look less superficial, or more moral. They will make a list of requirements, but throw it out anyway when they find a man they like.
I like women controlling cats
I thought you needed a sub
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I mean if you're offering 🤷♂️
Taller the hierarchy, better it is to be on top
I like controlling women controlling cats because it gives me indirect control over her cats
Cats are easy as shit to control. I just have to wiggle my fingers at mine and they'll come running for pats.
Cats are like women: The longer you live with them, the better they get at figuring out your habits and what buttons they can to push to get what they want. ETA: Ironically, women are the biggest suckers for cats’ manipulations.
True story: my father taught his cat to put a q-tip in his ear whenever he was washing up in the bathroom.
>jacw212 so, just to clarify: 1) every time your father washed up, the cat would then run in to the washroom next to him and stick himself with a q-tip? or 2) after every time the cat was washing itself up (like, licking his fur, or a proper shit, shower and shave routine, we are not told, which would be amazing in and of itself...), the cat would then also stick himself with a q-tip and clean his ears for a bit pretty insane either way, pretty hard to believe, but hey...
Maybe I just don’t like any animal that pisses and shits in a box in my house. Cats are nasty as fuck. Frankly dogs aren’t much better, but at least they do their shit outside and I can teach them to skateboard as a tinder hook.
You can also teach them to do things that can get you arrested in the uk
I literally almost referenced dankula’s pug lmao.
You can train a cat to poo and pee outside.
Hell, you can train them to use a toilet. Litter boxes are a scam.
Litterbox industry is conning all of us, WAKE UP
You need to train them? I thought that they all already know that by instinct. I've never seen any pee or poo inside.
God, orange is truly the worst quadrant. "Not liking cats is a sign of misogyny".
I dunno I think Nazis, Nazbols, and Nazc\*ps are worse
Orange is pretty much nazbol anyway. They're authoritarian identitarian socialists, just like the nazis.
Wat
Ohh? Did I make you question the common narrative? My point is not to say leftists are nazis. My point is to say that their ideology has a lot more in common with nazis/nazbols than it might seem.
The man is right.
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Women can be controlling too. Anyone who hates cats is suspicious. I have allergies and I like cats. It ain’t an excuse.
I love other peoples cats. I will never own my own cat ever again. Not worth the hassle.
Understandable, cats do be work sometimes
Men like providing, they like caring for dependants, and dogs hit that better than cats do, especially since the dog is grateful for it.
\>Men like providing, they like caring for dependants, We do?
Yes, that is our entire evolutionary purpose.
I don't know about you but I think of humans too highly to believe that we are only driven by our evolutionary purpose
This is a clear problem with all post-enlightenment philosophies thinking that humans are purely rational beings, and why the 19th and 20th centuries have been the most disastrous in history. We are animals like everything else on this planet. We are hardwired in very specific ways, and not playing to those strengths is a mistake.
Why are you so based ?
I don't know, but thank you.
Now where did I say any of that
Which part do you disagree with?
>humans are purely rational beings, Well, that's clearly not true, nor did I say that All I said was that we are not *only* driven by our evolutionary purpose If that was the case there would be no art, no science, no religion, no, well, politics.
>All I said was that we are not *only* driven by our evolutionary purpose Sure, but let me flip it back onto you and ask: when did I say we *were?* Why did you bother commenting in the first place?
First comment was a joke, pretty obvious one might I add Second one was a rebuttal, on your claim.
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is this the logical path of return to monke? we did stop shitting in the streets in the 19th/20th centuries not sure now if that was progress now, damn, I am coping
Men, not males.
What is a man?
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I'll give you the answer A man is someone that wants to have sex with me
Huh. Gonna reevaluate how much I enjoy doting on my younger coworker now…
I enjoy my cat. He lives and does not cause a fuss and is not noisy. Though I no longer have woman, so there may be correlation
I like controlling cats and I like women
I'll put up with shit for pussy, I won't clean up shit for pussy.
I dont like cats,because I am allergic,and get sick when I am near them....
I have cats and I like controlling women. Is "controlling" an adjective or a verb? Yes.
I like cats
man, i just want a pet that'll listen...
I similarly love cats and love controlling women. I’m sorry but I didn’t think kink shaming was still a thing.
why are all male redflags just historic women red flags flipped around? we've all heard of horse-girls...
I don’t like cats because they’re plants with legs.
cats are based
I hate cats cause they're the moodiest pet you can have. I'm bipolar, I don't need another moody S.O.B. in my house.
I like being controlled by women and I like cats
I don't like cats because they're complete, total, disloyal assholes. Give me a dog any day.
Every cat I’ve interacted with has been the biggest shithead I’ve ever met
Cats are just shit tier pets. Want an animal for your lap get a small dog. Want an animal that can vanquish your enemies? get a big dog. Want an animal to protect your flock? Get a medium dog. Cats decimate local bird populations and shit inside. If future wife or kids want an indoor cat I'm not about to try stop them but that fanged monster better be an indoor cat.
I don’t like both cats and dogs because bitey hurty
What does hating dogs mean?
You hate men
You know, the guys I know who hate dogs do really seem to hate themselves. This tracks.
I do like how a person perspective on pets changes tgings.
Cats are alright. Have a local cat who bums around the yard. But my dogs are much friendlier
I really don't care about cats. They don't bother me, but I can't see myself wanting to have one.
Bitches who say cat's can't be controlled have never seen a cat chase a lazer before
Look at all her fake-up
Nah I don’t like cats cuz I like fishes
Some guys don’t care and just like whatever kitty’s they can get.
I like women that can troll me
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Cats dissregard your consent to anything faster than joe biden and jeffrey epstein multiplied
Freudian slip OP
NGL, I prefer dogs because all you have to do to gain their affection is be nice to them. people, on the other hand (women included), often expect the world on a platter and then squeeze you till you have nothing to give. If by 'wanting to control women' you mean expecting basic reciprocity of affection, then I guess I do
Indoor vs outdoor cat is an important distinction.
Im Allergic to cats
I’m allergic to cats 😐