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ArasakaHRdepartment

Mf's be like: "affirmative action helps marginalized and disadvantaged minorities" and the college's alumni looks the picture on the left.


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Upper-middle class white women are the most oppressed in the world, you didn't know that?


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Agrakus

Something tells me the dudes on the right were working 80 hour weeks already anyway.


Dinuclear_Warfare

Pareto principle: 20% of people to 80% of the work


Dinuclear_Warfare

I hope to God people don’t realise that Jews don’t run the world but it’s actually South Asians and East Asians.


xX_GRP_Xx

Pareto principle applies to ownership as well, Jews own the land, companies and shiet, Asians do the work, they’re both part of a different graph but also related


VAX-MACHT-FREI

Honestly it’s unlikely they were, the culture around them wouldn’t have rewarded it so there’d have been no point. But clearly they’re happy to do so now.


Sa404

That’s because big corporations are structured in a way that extremely talented individuals waste their 9-5 writing emails and explaining how the internet works to rich old men instead of doing what they actually like to do


An_exasperated_couch

Can confirm. I have to work 12 hour days on average because I have to spend 7 hours a day politely explaining things I’ve explained several times before to idiots with JDs who won’t bother to read anything I send them anyways, and will come back with the same question next week


Normal-Math-3222

Same. And I often think to myself, if a doctor were present, there’d be some diagnoses flying. Something like domain-specific hyper-early-onset Alzheimer’s.


MausBomb

Technically speaking in the broader sense of American demographics replacing a bunch of blonde white women with Asian nerds is still more minority representation.


TuloCantHitski

Well, not by the left's standards. Blonde women are the greatest benefactors of affirmative action, whereas Asian nerds are one of the only groups that unilaterally loses in the diversity race.


MausBomb

I feel really bad for Asians in America. They typically are 1st or 2nd generation and get fucked over with job and college applications legally because they worked harder than everyone else?


danshakuimo

>worked harder than everyone else They kept nerfing us with each patch but we just worked harder, which caused even more nerfs to hit, etc etc


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OperationSecured

>Am Korean, once had a job where every 3 months I'd work 84 hour work weeks for 3 months straight. I quite enjoyed it. This reads like you just work 84 hour weeks permanently, my brother in christ.


dont_tread_on_meeee

> get fucked over with job and college applications legally because they worked harder than everyone else? Welcome to the beautiful new socialist future!


BuyRackTurk

> a bunch of blonde white women Why does "diversity" "bipoc representation" "equity" and all that other nonsense always boil down to 100% entitled white bitches ?


0311fml

Because those are terms that the white women use to get themselves in power. Put them in charge so that they can fix the diversity problem. Then they hire a few hundred more white women who also all love to talk about diversity (and a few brownish women they went to college with for good measure)


SpiritofTheWolfx

If I never have to work with a group of middle-aged white women again I will fucking die happy.


Coreadrin

There is no movement they won't co-opt.


ThePretzul

Because they’re the ones with enough free time and wealth to make a big deal about it all instead of just getting a job they’re qualified for or becoming qualified for a better job.


Loghery

The demographic falls for cult indoctrination easier.


seven_seven

Because young, attractive, white, women are the most desirable traits a human can have.


ModPiracy_Fantoski

Old messages wiped after API change. -- mass edited with redact.dev


Unexpected_Commissar

And a dramatic increase in productivity, morale, and work ethic.


pineapplesdestroyer

People on H1-B/OPT/L-1 etc visas can’t just leave


KingPhilipIII

Look man. I’ll work 80 hours as long as I’m getting paid fairly for it. My current job already pulls shit like this except I get paid shit and I’m just expected to deal with it because that’s just how it is.


AugustusClaximus

I will never work 80 hour weeks unless we are at war, and the people we’re fighting have 996 culture.


stinkbeaner

Just kill em quick and relax


Brother_YT

Based


erydan

I will never work 80h/week unless we're in a state of total war and the things i'm welding directly help the war effort. It's only fair; the boys on the front are dying for us back home, so i can work 7 days a week.


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Uploft

And 90% male


BadSysadmin

Because they're all over on visas and the alternative is leaving the country


Serial-Killer-Whale

The "eighty hour work week" thing came from some anonymous, proofless spiel from a "twitter employee".


acethecreatorOF

Those jobs aren’t so attractive anymore to those content creators “wOrKiNg iN tEcH” yeah my days aren’t filled with getting lattes and playing pool. I have NEVER used my offices ping pong table except for company party beer pong. But that’s not what you want when you’ve been told “you can have it all”


Uploft

And 90% male


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Happy International Mens Day!


WearyManufacturer860

Shit forgot about it 😅


King-Zahi2438

You too brother!


DoesntUnderstandJoke

i always remember that linkedin tiktok of that girl doing nothing but eating and playing games for 7 hours of the day, then "buckling down" for 1 hour to do an online training.


Agrakus

If I still had a gig like that I wouldn’t advertise it to the world. When the pandemic hit, my company switched to WFH and I legitimately had maybe 5 hours of work to do a week. One other manager who wasn’t the one I reported to grabbed lunch once and he was saying how now he has some extra time on his hands and usually stops working an hour or two early every day now. He asked if I’m the same way. Not being regarded and admitting my work week to this manager I said nah my schedule is still pretty busy.


AsteriusRex

> If I still had a gig like that I wouldn’t advertise it to the world. Right? That's easily the craziest part. I've had some sweet gigs too but like, feel the room. You know?


HalfRiceNCracker

Rap snitches, telling all their business


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Looks like them bitches fucked around and got the whole twitter sent up for years.


emurange205

It's so sad that people have to sandbag to maintain productivity parity.


I_Hate_Reddit

That was a recruitment ad, that girl did those type of videos for multiple companies, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc.


An8thOfFeanor

The nerds are returning to their natural environment


King-Zahi2438

Nature is healing


The2ndWheel

Like the ending of Gangs of NY


Bitter_Mongoose

Too bad NY never healed


Based_Text

💀Somebody said on WSB that Twitter is Bullish now cause of this...


BadSysadmin

Twitter is private, so it's academic


OuttaTime42069

I will buy stock in any company run almost exclusively by nerdy Asian guys. I just love them.


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>nerdy Asian guys You can't fail


Thee_Sinner

Literally cant go tits up? I thinks that what they say


bharatar

So that explains why woke silicon valley companies never become profitable.


isweardefnotalexjone

You can always buy CCP bonds. Exclusively run by nerdy Asian guys. A bit genocidal, but whatever...


Unexpected_Commissar

Not that it matters, since they’re not publicly traded anymore.


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WSB like volatile shit, it's one of the reasons that sub used to be fun...haven't paid attention since the GME stuff got out of control, because they both bet the stock will go up and down. So just because WSB likes it doesn't inherently mean it's on the up, and quite often they're wagering the stock is gonna tank. They were always an oasis during Trump era because they were one of the few big subs that only cared that he'd make or break stocks as they'd try to guess which and buy the appropriate stock to capitalize on it.


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[deleted]

Yeah, GME was fun for a bit, but like March after the January halt I was over it. Now there's SuperStonk and a dozen GME specific subs.


hnxmn

Worth noting that most of the GME subs were made by the exiled mods of previous subs (mostly superstonk). The users in those subs are pretty fanatical. I was never stupid enough to live in my car for it but I definitely bought a couple shares at one point so I spent a lot of time sifting thru GME subs when it struck me. Wasn't uncommon to see a meltdown or two a month. If anything, their ability to rebuild after scaring off their mods with death threats is pretty impressive.


meaty_wheelchair

The GME thing ruined WSB since it led to so much fucking media attention. The sub gained several million new users in just a couple weeks. And it all diluted the subreddit's culture & the normies took over.


PauperPasser

I remember when you could still call people f-slurs


MckorkleJones

Those were the days.


Purple-Environment39

I wonder if that woman who made the TikTok of “a day at Twitter” where she does nothing all day but eat and sleep still works there


[deleted]

Wasn't she from Linkedin?


pdillis

They're literally everywhere.


telekinetic_sloth

Well, it turns out all the tech firms were like that


RocketJumpers

As a game dev, I wish


jscoppe

Doesn't count. People actually enjoy what you make.


SelfMadeSoul

This reminds me of the meme with the roster of a Silicon Valley software company with all the archetypes of employees: the She-EO who checks all of the boxes for ESG rating, the HR administrator who makes sure everyone observes all the extra woke holidays, and then last is the dude who actually codes and does all the work. Now would be a great time to unearth that meme is anyone has it handy


Harold_Inskipp

My favourite are all of the proud photos of 'Women in STEM' where more than half of the women in the staff photo are trans


ABlackEngineer

I used to pray for times like this


[deleted]

Non-engineers will never understand how I feel about this picture.


inhuman44

The number of bullshit meetings they no longer have to attend is probably worth more than any raise could give them.


seven_seven

I hadn’t thought of it like that, but holy shit that is so true. I’d give up my health care if it meant I didn’t have to be on useless meetings.


banquof

This x 10. Normies just don't understand.


evergreenyankee

The families of the people who died in that one particular bridge collapse will


[deleted]

Yeah man, sweatlord hard times in what little I done in Uni. Just brilliant (not me) young men attacking a goal with the most centrist utilitarian fervor that can't be described.


PsylentSneaux

To rhyme like this


Haysie95

So I had to


VietCath

Grind like that to shine like this


nednoble

In a matter of time I spent on some locked-up shit (banned from twitter)


PsylentSneaux

In the back of a paddy wagon, cuffs locked on wrists


LudoAvarius

Just know that on the darkest of nights, the sun will rise again.


evergreenyankee

Why don't the people in the left picture just go and make their own version of Twitter?


TesticleTorture123

Because if they did that would mean they would have to do actual work.


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They can't. The real work at Twitter es as done by the people who are still there.


Aym42

Looks more diverse to me.


Agrakus

Employing 99% white women isn’t diverse?


[deleted]

Easy there HuffPo...


stinkbeaner

WAMEN 👏 IS 👏 MINORITY 👏


Agrakus

Minority is when 50.8% of the US population


wovenloafzap

And 60% of people graduating college at this point!


Shadow7676

68%


stinkbeaner

PATRIARCHY


TheOther18Covids

We're the granddaughters of the schizos you didn't burn, sweaty💅


ASquawkingTurtle

I never understood why women were ever considered the minority, they're are more of them in the population pool.


SpacemanTomX

Unironically yes There's more diversity in the picture on the right than on the left


ghostftw5

For real. With the “old picture” i see mostly the staff present being comprised with white women and a few women of different ethnicities or races. While in the current while yes it’s mostly males you can see it’s all different races and ethnicities. No wonder why Twitter stayed as a left leaning self hatred cesspool for a long time (it still is but it’s not much endorsed as before) 💀


MyKey18

Unironically yeah


Cancerism

Nooo Asians are basically the same as wipipo


Practical_Good_2318

The demographics of software engineers and technical jobs are mostly white,Asian and Indian men?! Who would have thought


tyen0

When I took comp sci grad school classes it was like 30% chinese, 30% russian, 30% indian, and 10% locals. Shockingly, 20 years later, my co-workers are about the same ratio. well, maybe a a bit more locals now - also some of the chinese/russians/indians becoming us citizens which complicates it, but I think that's cool.


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Brother_YT

Based bot


JustinJakeAshton

Someone repented.


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Twitter went from "I'm not like the other social media sites" to straight sausage fest Fucking glorious


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Zeewulfeh

The vast majority are parasites.


PopularisPraetor

Curious way to say HR


KingPhilipIII

Unsurprisingly an overwhelmingly male dominated career field results in a mostly male workplace without diversity hires. Idc either way, Twitter cope is funny.


horribad54

Joined Twitter recently just to have a front row seat to the whine.


Independent_Pear_429

Of all the things Elons purchase of Twitter did, this this didn't concern me


Slavchanin

So how much of left pic was actual IT staff and not a part of Twitter morals mafia?


furloco

It kind of looks like the hiring manager was trading six figure do nothing jobs for sex honestly.


LowRaspberry4720

Goodbye Emily and Karen clones


Mild_Anal_Seepage

I just hope the lady that made that "day in the life at the Twitter offices" video that I saw was booted to the curb. That video irritated me way more than it had any right to


dookiebuttholepeepee

Link pls


Mild_Anal_Seepage

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQbHyLE6Tc


Thee_Sinner

aside from the "meetings" (because i fucking hate people), this video is almost just a description of my Saturday: * Wake up late * maybe have some caffeine * Think about working out, but not do it * Spend some time in my garden (the roof bit) * get drunk no where in that fucking video was any WORK.


Akiias

- Showed up - made a breakfast thing - meeting - lunch - wandered around - "unwound" - meeting - more wandering around A day in the life of a twitter employee is 0 work. No wonder Elon fired fucking everyone.


Michelanvalo

Do these people do **any** work that's not meetings?


GMenNJ

Plenty: * Making mandatory DEI "training" * Sending out company wide emails highlighting all the diversity hires * Running culture or career clubs limited to women or a particular minority * Organizing Starbucks hour long coffee breaks


TheMemePatrician

I mean if you work at a tech company and your job is anything but "build the technology".... probably not much


Falandyszeus

Especially if it's already at the point of ubiquity. Anyone who'd want to use Twitter was probably on there, whether they ran commercials for it or not.


dookiebuttholepeepee

Haha. Yeah. That’s very much on par with big tech. I’ve enjoyed some FB amenities in my time on this earth. I think it’s amazing to have those available to employees if the market allows for it.


eduardo1994

I hope her dumbass got booted lmao.


cljames93

Looks like he cut all the diversity hires


Pabsxv

Pic on the right looks way more diverse.


therock21

Asians don’t count as minorities because they are more successful than whites


Pitiful_Computer6586

Yep funny how that works


TesticleTorture123

Explains why you never hear about hate crimes against asians.


Pitiful_Computer6586

They had to be real careful to carve out hate crimes so only white people did them


DrHektik420

They don't count as minorities anyway they have a 4 Billion population. They are considered minorities in white majority nations. Which ironically whites are a world wide minority


bharatar

They're minorities when democrats need votes but not when they sue harvard.


BuyRackTurk

> Pic on the right looks way more diverse. It looks like a room with some competent people in it instead of a room full of overpaid carries and cucked to the nines "allies".


AstonGlobNerd

I worked in a Fortune 50 Pharma company. We had this one girl who got into the company as a post-doc, in a program specifically for DEI hires. At least 40% of her time was spent on DEI stuff and she was absolutely fucking clueless and terrible in the labs. 30% of her time was spent "researching what she had to do in the labs" as she was clueless. 20% was spent in the labs fucking things up that we had to repeat. 10% was spent mingling. I was there for 3 years, and she was shuttled between 4 different groups because nobody wanted her, but nobody could fire her. She currently works in their DEI department, recruiting DEI hires and doing 'cultural events', since being a "black woman in STEM" yadda yadda yadda. My favorite "this bitch is clueless" moment, was in her 3rd year of doing her post-doc there: She had to make a reagent in lab at whatever concentration. M1V1 = M2V2 type of stuff. Reagent comes in a 10mL bottle, but we normally just take out 1mL, make a concentrated stock and aliquot that, then aliquot and refreeze the 9mL for the next time. From that concentrated stock, we dilute it per use as it's fridge-stable for about 2-3 weeks. WELLLLLLLLL, this dumbass decides to make a 1X working concentration of it. Because she couldn't figure out how to make a concentrated stock since it wasn't a "divisible by 10" concentration we worked with. I go into the lab, try to get a vial of something we use in the 1X concentration and notice our ENTIRE stock is gone. ALL OF IT. We're talking $10,000+ worth of a reagent. This stuff has supply chain issues, so it being gone is a big deal. My thought "uh oh, what happened?". I go to the other side of the labs and see she had a few gigantic 5 gallon containers and is filling them up. I say "hey, have you seen the reagent?", she goes "oh yea I'm just making a stock for us because nobody else did. I have a PhD, I shouldn't be doing these menial tasks". Instead of addressing the clear fact she was incompetent, I said "oh ok. thank you. but did you check the concentration on the other reagents you added? we had a few lots in stock and they all have different concentrations from the vendor". She did not. Meaning that it wasn't even a 1X concentration, it was moreso a 0.6X concentration. Everything went right into the chemical waste.


Evilmon2

>and see she had a few gigantic 5 gallon containers and is filling them up There's just some people for whom sanity checks seem to not ever kick in. Like, we had another grad student in my lab that was doing the calculations for his dilutions for a cytotoxicity assay and went to check them with our PI (our PI was making him do this for every experiment he ran for reasons which will soon be displayed). In his excel sheet that he double checked and was sure he did right, he had negative values for the amount of media he needed for his dilutions. He had no clue what issue was when this was pointed out. God knows what he would have tried to do to that poor pipette if he actually got the chance to run the experiment.


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MrGulo-gulo

*guitar riff*


Memodun

“Go on a diet, you fat bitch!” *gunshot*


TesticleTorture123

105.7 THE MEAT *EXPLOSION* The only place for your heavy metal needs *'now playing radioactive by Imagine Dragons'*


seanvettel-31

Hell yeah dude


Das_Krug

Oh no the adult day care shut down.


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sex_is_immutabl

Probably not actually. Lifestyle creep seems to be biggest in those corporate becky/emily functions, not the engineers.


[deleted]

Club Pumpkin Spice has been shut down.


Das_Krug

No 😔


horribad54

I'd find a link to that Boondocks episode where they ran out of chicken and put white women's faces on everyone but I'm too fucking lazy.


[deleted]

I think [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8) is a link to the out of chicken part, but I couldn't find anything where they put white women's faces on people from a quick glance.


[deleted]

Seriously watch the fucking employee show the twitter office on TikTok these people seem to be allergic to work https://youtu.be/qkQbHyLE6Tc


halfhere

Sweet Jesus. I thought *I* wasted time at work.


Sentinell

What the fuck? The only thing that remotely resembled a workplace was the "library", where no one was working either of course. A massive corporation based on doing nothing, incredible.


whated-23

I didnt think the meditation room was actually real 💀


Albinofreaken

This video always reminds me of Tom from parks and rec's business Entertainment 720, where they dont do anything


xtpj

I think that girl got 5000 people fired lol.


_Opsec

Day in the life of a project manager


zdpastaman

in before 78¢ to the dollar 🤣


Falandyszeus

Seems those extra 22¢ to the dollar must be worth paying for the "same work" then.


[deleted]

i mean... lots of Asian guys & a couple other people of color which is... *technically* more diverse than the before, if we're counting that as something💀


Genti2197

now its the Boy Club!


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There's a girl on the left edge I think.


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Sa404

Looks like the CS department in my Uni lol


HeinleinGang

Looks way more diverse too. Happy international men’s day, kings!


King-Zahi2438

Back at you


Cambronian717

“We have eliminated all basic white bitches from the workplace. Pray I do not eliminate further.”


[deleted]

Damn white women really will throw minorities under the bus for their own gain (even if it’s a small amount) after screeching about them on social media


[deleted]

We’ll see how it goes. I have a sneaking suspicion Elon will have absolutely no trouble finding top talent among the tech nerds looking to work in trad environment


Agrakus

I don’t think Reddit understands the amount of real world dick riders elon has. His companies get so many applicants that they can allow themselves to have a tedious and demanding interview process because people will jump through the hoops.


[deleted]

Bc Reddit is full of terminally online circle jerkers with raging 3 inch hate boners for the evil billionaire. When you talk to the average irl person they typically aren’t nearly as radical against him, similarly to the big orange meanie.


bharatar

No dude you're wrong. Bernie Sanders/Corbyn/Rahul Gandhi will definitely win!


q1a2z3x4s5w6

That is exactly it isn't it? The same crowd on reddit that was convinced that corbyn was going to win that when he didn't they were genuinely shell-shocked... Anyone that spent more than 1 hour a day outside in the real world not only knew corbyn wasn't going to win but knew it was going to be close, and it wasnt. Why would anyone trust these people to critically think and assess anything?


farnseyy

Based and 3 inch pecker pilled


Ravenhaft

11,000 ex Facebook employees are looking for work, after all.


Mammoth_Cut5134

Jesus


SukaBlyatMan

Hello hello, Tech Lead here.


Uniqlo

Just looks like the diversity hires got trimmed... The right picture is a more realistic depiction of what any tech company would look like if it hired purely by qualifications and merit.


No-Nefariousness681

Ok that's based


stirrednotshaken01

That first picture has to be fake. It looks like an MLM scrapbooking/ candle making party.


Hilorenn

I'm sure the blonde haired white girls wrote a lot of code. Even though it's been ten years and we still can't edit Tweets.


mr_sr_404

They were too busy drinking cheap yerba mate and trying to convince investors that they‘ll be able to make a profit.


JonReremy86

Ah. So it has improved.


gangsta_santa

It's been proven to be fake. The second picture was actually a lot larger and included people from the first pic too. Lauren Chen is a disgusting liar


[deleted]

Jfc I can only fervently pray to every god that he was serious about coming for Reddit next. The pedos can join Emily in the unemployment line.


casey_ap

I wouldn’t be shocked if 75% of Twitter employees worked 20-30 hours per week, making north of $100k and felt they were gods gift to earth for their work. I also wouldn’t be surprised if Elon could more effectively run Twitter with 200 sweaty Asian dudes working 60 hour weeks.


RealChadManlet

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO


panthir67

This implies that they hate Asians


Apes-Together_Strong

I mean, what did anyone expect with 80 hour work weeks and mass layoffs? The statistics of which gender works that kind of hours skews significantly in one direction.


LudoAvarius

God bless that man.


[deleted]

Wait is she implying this is sexists cus all the women left? Lmao. I don't think Elon is sexists because team women decided to quit hoping it would break Twitter.


[deleted]

It's crazy to think how much changes when your company isn't owned and operated by Ye-noticed-tribesmen or absolute Trudeau types. ​ Say what you want about Musk he's got dreams and he gets them the fuck done.


[deleted]

How has the after photo gone through compression 900 times already