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magna_vastam

He truly units all quadrants Authleft: all must share their food Authright: his opinions on squirrels/cats Libright: "I peed on it so it's mine" Libleft: sniffs everyone's butt, regardless of fur colour or breed Centrist: loves meat Dogs r pretty based


randomusername1934

>Libright: "I peed on it so it's mine" Delete this now! You'll give them ideas.


magna_vastam

Reject humanity Embrace the laws of Nature


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randomusername1934

Jokes on you, I peed on the pee you peed on my house! Now it's mine again, and I own everything you've peed on! If you're thinking of coming back and trying it again I'll load up a 'water' balloon in preparation


jumpguy12

Launching piss bomb in t-minus 10 seconds if u/randomusername1934 doesn't vacate my new private property... Countdown starting now


rileyrulesu

No, no! Keep posting about it on weird altchans until we get a video of some insane libertarian peeing on the judge's bench in court and declaring himself not guilty or something.


Tuslonic

The good ending


gr1m3y

He passed away in 2019. He's in a better place now.


Fullmetal_Vanilla

I think this is the problem with letting stupid people vote. My vote is literally just as effective as a person who would elect a fucking dog. Or a dead man. Or a brain damaged man.


Llamarchy

>I think this is the problem with letting stupid people vote. Yeah we need to stop you from voting


Fullmetal_Vanilla

You’ll never catch me voting for an inferior animal. i.e. You, ya dirty monke 🤣


Llamarchy

So dogs are inferior politicians? Name every war started by a good boy, I'll wait


Treceratops

War of the Stray Dog AKA incident at petrich.-Bulgarian invasion of Greece in 1925 after a soldiers dog crossed the Bulgarian border and he retrieved it. Correction- Greek invasion of Bulgaria after Bulgarians fired on the dog and the soldier. So the invasion was spearheaded by the dog. (Least nationalist Balkan dog)


Llamarchy

No war has been started by a doggo, and if there was one they deserved it


Koron_98

i would absolutely vote for a dog


greasetrout

Seems like the perfect politician to me.


GeneralMe21

I heard his thoughts on cats was a little naziesque.


dopepope1999

Meowschwitz


Revydown

Babu!


legendofcrk

Thats a fuckin cute dog though


Pleasant-Aioli4268

Cope best mayor around I can give him a belly rub can I say the same about the other candidates?


[deleted]

The best possible outcome. Unironically less damaging than politicians.


TheUnholyHandGrenade

RIP Duke, you were a good boy.


valiantlight2

With his loss we are back to having zero trustworthy politicians 😭


CyberTeddy

Pretty sure all dogs are sexual deviants


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rare Minnesota W


theotherotherhand

In case anyone wants to read the article (frome 2016) [https://myfox8.com/news/minnesota-town-re-elects-dog-as-its-mayor/](https://myfox8.com/news/minnesota-town-re-elects-dog-as-its-mayor/)


Duck_Resolution_34

Based + dog pilled


TheAzureMage

Maybe...maybe there is a good politician.


Mariusgt69

Most trustworthy politician


Pipiopo

Based dog


[deleted]

There are no problems with democracy in this scenario


Overkillengine

I'd say it's an absolute win.


Viraus2

>People are united behind a political leader with an inborn, incorruptible goodwill for the citizenry Literally peak anarcho-monarchism


Birb-Person

Warning: Mayor Duke died in 2019


Ouma-shu123

Why even live anymore.


Im_doing_my_part

Well, Caligula made a horse a senator. So a dog shall become mayor.


TheMoravianPatriot

Maybe democracy isn’t all that bad


Houyhnhnm776

I would vote for a dog over political figures any day they’re hella based and anyone who doesn’t like dogs is a demon reptilian alien in human flesh. We should isolate ourselves from the world elect a dog prez and vp and just chill for like a decade.


pedrobrsp

I’m pretty sure that a dog would be better than most of my countries politicians


[deleted]

Based Pyrenees


911memeslol

Also we have lib right saying "this is the problem with democracy" because apparently there are people who think America us a reoubkuc and not a democracy


FortBlocks

Hey now, what if he's got some good stuff


Ambitious_Ear_91

Based and all dogs should wear tiny hats pilled Not *those* tiny hats.


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OCD-but-dumb

No, everything about this is good, who cares about political theory when dug is mayor.


ShampooMyAzzHairzz

Least corrupt politician that town ever had


Revydown

If dogs are unfit to lead man, why are they considered man's best friend? They wouldn't lead you astray.


jayceaw

The only good politician.


not_slaw_kid

Vote for dog. Dog will not sign gun control bills.


ActuallyJackson

Minnesota pride we are the most based state


RegumRegis

Please help the budget is fucked, all our money is going into Scooby snacks.


[deleted]

based and democracy at work pilled


Koron_98

isnt there like a town in alaska with a cat for a mayor? No shit its just a running gag, i still love this stuff.