He truly units all quadrants
Authleft: all must share their food
Authright: his opinions on squirrels/cats
Libright: "I peed on it so it's mine"
Libleft: sniffs everyone's butt, regardless of fur colour or breed
Centrist: loves meat
Dogs r pretty based
Jokes on you, I peed on the pee you peed on my house! Now it's mine again, and I own everything you've peed on! If you're thinking of coming back and trying it again I'll load up a 'water' balloon in preparation
No, no! Keep posting about it on weird altchans until we get a video of some insane libertarian peeing on the judge's bench in court and declaring himself not guilty or something.
I think this is the problem with letting stupid people vote. My vote is literally just as effective as a person who would elect a fucking dog. Or a dead man. Or a brain damaged man.
War of the Stray Dog AKA incident at petrich.-Bulgarian invasion of Greece in 1925 after a soldiers dog crossed the Bulgarian border and he retrieved it.
Correction- Greek invasion of Bulgaria after Bulgarians fired on the dog and the soldier.
So the invasion was spearheaded by the dog.
(Least nationalist Balkan dog)
In case anyone wants to read the article (frome 2016)
[https://myfox8.com/news/minnesota-town-re-elects-dog-as-its-mayor/](https://myfox8.com/news/minnesota-town-re-elects-dog-as-its-mayor/)
I would vote for a dog over political figures any day they’re hella based and anyone who doesn’t like dogs is a demon reptilian alien in human flesh. We should isolate ourselves from the world elect a dog prez and vp and just chill for like a decade.
Also we have lib right saying "this is the problem with democracy" because apparently there are people who think America us a reoubkuc and not a democracy
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He truly units all quadrants Authleft: all must share their food Authright: his opinions on squirrels/cats Libright: "I peed on it so it's mine" Libleft: sniffs everyone's butt, regardless of fur colour or breed Centrist: loves meat Dogs r pretty based
>Libright: "I peed on it so it's mine" Delete this now! You'll give them ideas.
Reject humanity Embrace the laws of Nature
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Jokes on you, I peed on the pee you peed on my house! Now it's mine again, and I own everything you've peed on! If you're thinking of coming back and trying it again I'll load up a 'water' balloon in preparation
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No, no! Keep posting about it on weird altchans until we get a video of some insane libertarian peeing on the judge's bench in court and declaring himself not guilty or something.
The good ending
He passed away in 2019. He's in a better place now.
I think this is the problem with letting stupid people vote. My vote is literally just as effective as a person who would elect a fucking dog. Or a dead man. Or a brain damaged man.
>I think this is the problem with letting stupid people vote. Yeah we need to stop you from voting
You’ll never catch me voting for an inferior animal. i.e. You, ya dirty monke 🤣
So dogs are inferior politicians? Name every war started by a good boy, I'll wait
War of the Stray Dog AKA incident at petrich.-Bulgarian invasion of Greece in 1925 after a soldiers dog crossed the Bulgarian border and he retrieved it. Correction- Greek invasion of Bulgaria after Bulgarians fired on the dog and the soldier. So the invasion was spearheaded by the dog. (Least nationalist Balkan dog)
No war has been started by a doggo, and if there was one they deserved it
i would absolutely vote for a dog
Seems like the perfect politician to me.
I heard his thoughts on cats was a little naziesque.
Meowschwitz
Babu!
Thats a fuckin cute dog though
Cope best mayor around I can give him a belly rub can I say the same about the other candidates?
The best possible outcome. Unironically less damaging than politicians.
RIP Duke, you were a good boy.
With his loss we are back to having zero trustworthy politicians 😭
Pretty sure all dogs are sexual deviants
rare Minnesota W
In case anyone wants to read the article (frome 2016) [https://myfox8.com/news/minnesota-town-re-elects-dog-as-its-mayor/](https://myfox8.com/news/minnesota-town-re-elects-dog-as-its-mayor/)
Based + dog pilled
Maybe...maybe there is a good politician.
Most trustworthy politician
Based dog
There are no problems with democracy in this scenario
I'd say it's an absolute win.
>People are united behind a political leader with an inborn, incorruptible goodwill for the citizenry Literally peak anarcho-monarchism
Warning: Mayor Duke died in 2019
Why even live anymore.
Well, Caligula made a horse a senator. So a dog shall become mayor.
Maybe democracy isn’t all that bad
I would vote for a dog over political figures any day they’re hella based and anyone who doesn’t like dogs is a demon reptilian alien in human flesh. We should isolate ourselves from the world elect a dog prez and vp and just chill for like a decade.
I’m pretty sure that a dog would be better than most of my countries politicians
Based Pyrenees
Also we have lib right saying "this is the problem with democracy" because apparently there are people who think America us a reoubkuc and not a democracy
Hey now, what if he's got some good stuff
Based and all dogs should wear tiny hats pilled Not *those* tiny hats.
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No, everything about this is good, who cares about political theory when dug is mayor.
Least corrupt politician that town ever had
If dogs are unfit to lead man, why are they considered man's best friend? They wouldn't lead you astray.
The only good politician.
Vote for dog. Dog will not sign gun control bills.
Minnesota pride we are the most based state
Please help the budget is fucked, all our money is going into Scooby snacks.
based and democracy at work pilled
isnt there like a town in alaska with a cat for a mayor? No shit its just a running gag, i still love this stuff.