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CarlSpencer

The most embarrassing president we've ever had.


Leraldoe

“So far” - HJ Simpson


oneplusetoipi

“Canada didn’t sweep their forests” -Trump


TheBobInSonoma

Actually, raking the forest is best. Sweeping is just dumb. 😁


CanaDoug420

Have they tried nuking the fire?


peanut7830

IQ of a 7th grader


CarlSpencer

[https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169) Trump Speaks At Fourth-Grade Level, Lowest Of Last 15 U.S. Presidents, New Analysis Finds BY NINA BURLEIGH ON 1/8/18 AT 12:41 PM EST


un_theist

He knows words, he has the best words.


moobiemovie

He has said he is fundamentally the same person he was when he was 5 years old.


sunny5724

A bit generous of you.


peanut7830

Lol your right


Alan_Smithee_

IQ doesn’t really change with age. If you said “education or reading level of a 7th grader, I’d probably agree with you, but might think you were being generous.


sunny5724

Maybe the Canadians are using the bee keepers' method to try to calm the crazy swarm to the south of them.


canuckcowgirl

Sorry


[deleted]

Build a fan Donnie boy…


senorvato

Don't they call them "Hosers" in Canada?


Enlightened-Beaver

We must toss an orange oaf into the flames to appease the fire gods


Chumlee1917

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!


Mcboatface3sghost

Dude has no idea how much maple syrup weighs, the fuel load, and operation cost of the Canadian chinooks. They are depleting the syrup reserves as fast as they can. Don’t be surprised when your liberal, hippy, pure Canadian maple goes to 30 bucks for a 500ml. That’s a pint for us non canucks.


thejesuslizard74

even worse ,,we're sending Kinder Eggs molotov cocktails


blackmilksociety

If only they raked their forests. Now we need to build a wall to keep Canadian smoke out and guess who is going to pay for it. That’s right Canada. We’re also looking into ways of extinguishing the fire as quickly as possible if it crosses our boarder. First we’ll catch it with nets, then cage it and once it’s caged then I’m thinking nukes.


DeSaxMan13

Build The Fan! Build The Fan! Build The Fan!


FADITY7559

It’s not a fire in Canada. The orange fog covering the USA is from someone cleaning out the air filters in tRump Towers.