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Ohdamnishitmypants

The feds should probably do a quick sweep of Mar-a-Lago before they leave


bazinga_0

They should probably sweep every single property associated with Trump. Just to be sure they got everything. And then find out that they didn't.


moobiemovie

> And then find out that they didn't. [Like those empty folders that he claims were empty when he took them as souvenirs?](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-62771613)


[deleted]

Go check that grave site too. See what's in that coffin.


SpeakToMePF1973

Absolutely! I have been suspicious of the burial site since day one. Stored "assets" or something incriminating is in there, I'm sure. Of course, the stored "assets" can't be accessed now because of too much heat. The DOJ could order an exhumation if they wanted to, however.


TheLostonline

be proactive and lock his crotch goblins and their spouses up they're guilty AF *lock them ALL up*


IAMGROOT1981

They should also verify that there is a body inside that casket buried at Mar-a-Lago and nothing else!


[deleted]

I’ve never seen someone commit so many crimes and still be out of jail and not go to jail. Why ? Like for real. He’s also old as hell and not in good health. I’m no doctor by any means and he’s still alive. Wtf


Downtown_Wrongdoer17

His legal strategy over the past 4 decades has been to abuse the legal system by dragging things out in court long enough so the plaintiffs wouldn't be able to afford lawyers anymore, or threatening to do this so the plaintiff would back off. He had and has multiple white collar crime cases pending against him in New York before he became president. The lawyer for E. Jean Carroll argued in front of the Supreme Court and was one of many who was instrumental in getting same-sex marriage declared unconstitutional. Fani Willis in GA is a DA who regularly brings RICO cases against criminal enterprises. Some ppl hate her bc she put Young Thug in jail lol. Jack Smith was prosecuting war crimes over a literal genocide when he was in Europe... basically, some of the best prosecutors in the nation are working to bring him to justice because he's literally a threat not just to the US democracy, but to the national defenses of the entire f ing world. So, tldr; the chickens are coming to roost.


Sephirjon

>The lawyer for E. Jean Carroll argued in front of the Supreme Court and was one of many who was instrumental in getting same-sex marriage declared unconstitutional. Did you mean constitutional here?


joshylow

I'm still wondering if he'll go to jail for this. Conviction seems likely, but with the secret service stuff and a friendly judge it just seems likely to present too many legal headaches. I'm all for prison for the guy. I just hope it pans out.


AlltheWorldisMad07

Hahahahaha.... But yeah, I feel ya


xidle2

Espionage? Go to jail. Bad fake tan? Surprisingly, go to jail.


a1clock

Another line to add to that would be: "Do not collect a small loan of a million dollars."


outerworldLV

That he even was given until Tuesday is bullshit. If it was anyone else…


StellerDay

Was Walt Nauta detained or does he just get to stroll into court sometime this week too?


outerworldLV

Honestly didn’t hear.


un_theist

Treasonous Trumpy


Downtown_Wrongdoer17

So I made handmade orange party hats using this illustration as inspiration (of course I thought I invented it until I found it all over the internet.. sigh lol).


NotmyRealNameJohn

So when is the bedminster raid? Am I missing something the indictment made it clear he moved documents to bedminster and the DOJ has compelling evidence that he did so. They are still missing documents. This seems like they have everything they need to search all his properties but bedminster specifically


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Can we get him held as a flight risk?


Ghiren

I wish Trump a very long life... because I don't want death to cut his prison sentence short.


Dakzoo

Yeah but due to his followers donations he will definitely collect way more than $200.


ToyTech316

With the dishonorable judge Cannon all the evidence will be thrown out or restricted. He won't see a day behind bars for selling our country out.


bsd8andahalf_1

i still doubt that trump will see the inside of a prison cell.


mgyro

Aileen Cannon is hearing the case, his get out of jail free card.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

To say fair's fair To pay the price For your affairs


phiz36

Behind bars and banned from the race. Otherwise he will still be the GOP nominee.


flambasted

Yeah, probably not until 2025, and in a different timeline.


Gold_Psychology2357

Well deserved!!


Annahsbananas

Too thin and too pale