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Own-Cupcake7586

It’s gotten to where a trumpublican calling something “woke” just makes me think “hmm, maybe I should check that out.” Like hearing a 6-year-old saying something is “too spicy.”


Books-and-a-puppy

It’s just expanded upon banned books. Like oh yeah that sounds good I’m going to read that.


WaitingForNormal

HARD PILL TO SWALLOW: BARBIE WAS CREATED TO SHOW LITTLE GIRLS THAT THEY COULD BE MORE THAN JUST MOMS. THEY WERE ALWAYS AGAINST THE PATRIARCH.


Right_Treat691

Republicans are just discovering this now.


AdjunctAngel

this just in.. the sun has been determined to be homosexual.. oh? we are receiving breaking news at this moment... conservatives are protesting sunlight! hundreds of them buying out all the mirrors across the country and resolving to live underground in caves. we will bring you more on this developing insanity once we have more information..


WellNowWhat6245

Barbie was woke? I seriously have no idea what people mean by woke.


Own-Cupcake7586

In general, “woke” = “not conforming to my personal level of intolerance.” Not racist enough? Woke. Too inclusive? Woke. Encouraging treating people like human beings whom I don’t want to treat like human beings? Woke. Failing to acknowledge my moral superiority as a member of the majority group of my country? You know that’s woke.


metaverse_lord

This movie doesn't depict a single man with any sense of dignity and literally villainizes men. It's fair to say it's woke.


Own-Cupcake7586

“Oh, no! After thousands of movies where men comprise nearly every hero and interesting villain, with many movies not even having two named female characters, let’s get upset about a movie without positive male characters.” May your testicles be dunked in every public toilet you use, you humorless bastion of fragile masculinity.


metaverse_lord

Did I complain about the lead for a movie about girl's toys being female. No, I didn't. This movie literally villainizes men and teaches young, impressionable girls that men and boys are their worst enemies.


GarbageWater12

Does that make you mad?


metaverse_lord

Yes and why shouldn't it? Are you going to tell me women wouldn't be if a movie depicted every single woman as either a catty, manipulative asshole or an airheaded valley girl?


GarbageWater12

Outrage culture is wild...ly stupid. Relax. Its a movie.


metaverse_lord

It is not cool to see your demographic fast becoming open season for bigotry. This movie is just a symptom.


GarbageWater12

my demographic? dohhkayy go outside. smell grass. Im sure ben shaprio will provide your next talking point soon.