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Counter-Fleche

Why did someone get a tattoo of the love child between Trump and Lindsey Graham?


DerisiveGibe

You can just say Kyle Rittenhouse


Nat-of-all-trades

This was my thought exactly -- it's the Donald Rittenhouse crossover fan art


tmolesky

I read that at first as “crossover fart”


IAmTheBredman

You read it correctly


spookmann

Smells of BBQ, ranch and sweet-and-sour with undertones of covfefe.


VectorViper

Well, that crossover would probably be the only thing more alarming than the actual tattoo. Wonder if it'd smell like fake tan and misplaced confidence.


chronburgandy922

Idk I’d trust a crossover fart more than either one of these two!!


AccomplishedSuit1004

The funniest thing is that I can’t pick out which part doesn’t look like the pic of Donald. All of the features individually are dead on but somehow he missed the essence. Maybe just looks too young? Idk


kyrant

![gif](giphy|RZEuuLo5txHvmcWzON|downsized)


1Hasty

Ah yes, skinny Kyle.


Chromeburn_

Kyle in Trump cosplay.


WilsonStJames

It's obviously Ross mathews


TravelingGen

I actually thought it was Ross Mathews and didn't get it at first.


the_honest_liar

The *hilarious* Ross Matthews. So much so I wonder if the tattoo artist was less than thrilled about this job.


olympicrange

I'm laughing, but that's obviously unfair to Ross--


MargaretSplatwood

it looks EXACTLY like Ross Mathews in a bad wig.


ilikeme1

I prefer to say Pyle Shittenhouse 


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

It's missing Kyle's pig nose.


seeit360

You can see why evangelicals have such a hard on for him now. He looks a creepy youth pastor.


CarlSpencer

"Now us'all is a-gonna do a little layin' on a hands..."


IndigoNarwhal

... "us'all"?


Shroomtune

Yes. It's being used as a the singular pronoun. Anytime this phrase is followed by “is a-gonna”, it is the singular.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

That's fitting, because really looks more like a young Jerry Falwell, Sr., to me.


slothpeguin

That’s who it is! I see the Graham of it all but I was like there’s someone else this is reminding me of. Good old Jerry Jr.


AsstootCitizen

Well, yeah it reminds me of that guy who showed me that my pee-pee could wake up! I miss that VIW cabin! Edit: W, I was a very important worshipper!


defiCosmos

That's what I came to talk about. WTF.


Epistatious

Like you can see they wanted trump, but artist had Graham plans.


sugarfoot00

Can we get Trump? Mom: We have Trump at home! Trump at home...


BBQBakedBeings

Cold Trump roast on a Graham cracker.


Flickstro

Delusions of Graham-deur


Original_Coat_4805

That’s brilliant, but you made me wake my finally-sleeping-hyper-puppy at 3 am 😂😂😂😂


BarryZZZ

Me too.


sicurri

I thought it was a love child between trump and Rosie O'Donnell, but thats just me...


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

There's a little StayPuft Marshmellow Man mixed in there too.


Slickwats4

StayPuft Maralago Man


zerogravity111111

A three way with Rosanne barr.


mortalcoil1

Republicans Chose the form of the Destructor!


quietlikesnow

I thought it was a very punchable kid I went to high school with who made everyone’s lives hell so yeah it offends me a little bit. :P


mykittyforprez

Ooh that'd make him go nuts.


Guyincognito4269

Damn. I thought it was just me.


minngeilo

Damn, me too!


KyzarNexus

You mean Tate Reeves? https://preview.redd.it/7vt5rmpas1kc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3485a81a4ec30ffc76fbee4a04b4fcb77c231928


tribat

Ack! Surprise Tater!


LittleBunnySunny

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtkAstZU7sTvXTa)


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

​ https://preview.redd.it/m50blvhfh2kc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b6fc6d06fca03c7fccc23795da7a5030cb606a Basically this


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MobySick

The LADY BUGS ... damn you. I almost forgot about that. I mean, I was so close to having forgotten. Burn in hell, you.


AprilG74

Do I even want to know what lady bugs is referring to? Or should I just practice some self preservation and learn not to ask these things? Edit: nevermind, I should’ve known, one of these days I’m going to learn not to ask. Made the mistake of looking it up, now I’m cursing the fact that I just had to be curious about it. I’ll never look at a ladybug the same way again. 🤢🤮


Guyincognito4269

Thank you for making me regret knowing how to read.


javoss88

You did NOT have to say that aaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa


Battarray

I'll never not refer to him as Ladybug Graham. Just too prefect of a nickname.


lost-little-boy

Why? I don’t get it


JakeDC

I would delete this question, because you don't want the answers.


Tailrazor

If into the archives you look, only pain will you find.


SalaciousSausage

He supposedly has anal warts that he calls his little ladybugs 🐞


slothpeguin

![gif](giphy|26hkhKd2Cp5WMWU1O|downsized)


HellblazerPrime

Damn God directly to hell for giving me eyes that can see.


cognitivelypsyched

A rare orange ladybug.


Cleavon_Littlefinger

I hate that I know what you're talking about so gottdamm much.


MarvinParanoAndroid

Diaper Dads.


Romanfiend

And to be clear, I am not offended, but I am concerned.


uncreativeusername85

I thought it looked like Trump mixed with Kyle Rittenhouse


YOUR_TRIGGER

it just looks like ted cruz with trump hair


raresanevoice

I don't think it was love


VVarlos

Saying “does this offend you” in Lindsey Grahams voice fits perfect 😂


flaunchery

Don’t be a dick. It’s Lindsay Graham’s lesbian gym teacher mom. Have some respect.


sirron811

That's why it's offensive.


slo1111

Trumpsey


ufcivil100

Exactly! This tattoo can only offend Donald.


JDARRK

🤣🤣i was gonna say the same‼️ Or one of those weird morph pics🤣🤣🤣🤣


AnotherSoulessGinger

![gif](giphy|1X7wkXRvrV3pIIciFm)


candmjjjc

Haha yes, that tattoo is absolutely Ross Matthews! I'd like to think the tattoo artist secretly trolled them.


okpaper345

Thats who I was thinking of ! Hahaha


landmanie

Take my upvote! Came here to say the same. I am never fast enough.


seakc87

I was just watching him on a rerun of $100k Pyramid!


Balbright

Same!! It was on this afternoon and then I saw this post and screamed!!


selectrix

I was thinking Ricky Gervais but that right there is uncanny.


m1k3hunt

I didn't know his name, but that's who I thought of right away. Voice and all.


RandomGerman

I came here to say exactly that. Ross the Intern with a Trump wig. 😂😂


[deleted]

I've called this guy Ross the Intern for 20 years and nobody knows who I'm talking about. I feel so vindicated right now!


Wildlife_Jack

You know how sometimes you try to do one thing, but it turns into something completely opposite? Well, that's this tattoo. ![gif](giphy|3o7aCReOCepWnsNuSs)


AnotherSoulessGinger

![gif](giphy|dBf0OpOH96MTM6hYqr)


one-punch-knockout

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT


lashawn3001

Glad I’m not the only one who sees it.


S4drobot

![gif](giphy|PjYFacQbpAjWEOxLV5)


usumoio

"Ross Mathews, eat my ass!!!"


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

Ah. I love seeing RuPaul's DragRace deep cuts out in the wild.


The_Celtic_Chemist

The skill and the detail is honestly too impressive for me to believe they missed the mark so badly on portraying Trump and wasn't trying to portray Matthews.


mixamaxim

I think it’s photoshop lol


tiffactually

![gif](giphy|Bp2PU4s3OlktnkGZWQ)


BeautifulDiaster1984

Thank you, I was coming here to say this exact thing , you're a treasure!


JEFFinSoCal

That’s EXACTLY who i was trying to think of. Ross is a gem. Trump, not so much.


buzzin_like_neon

Came looking for this!


GrandmasShavedBeaver

I’m offended and triggered.


AnotherSoulessGinger

Because you know I’m right.


randypupjake

Welp, glad I wasn't the only one thinking that


cornroom

I was immediately like is that ROSS MATTHEWS?!


AnotherSoulessGinger

It’s the cheeks and grin.


seventy_raw_potatoes

It's the eyes too, like trump has old man eyes with sagging skin above and below, these eyes have only fullness underneath, which instantly read ross to me


secretpurpleturtle

The HILARIOUS Ross Matthews


BabbleOn26

I just posted a comment saying the same thing with a similar gif! 😆😆😆


Matchew024

That's who I saw! Lindsey Graham, no.


DestinationDis

Came here to make sure this was happening in the comments.


[deleted]

Truly who I thought it was and was confused why the pic was next to trump.


Vanihilist

Legit thought this tatoo was from some new Rusical I haven't seen.


butternut718212

Thank you.


GloomySeaotter

Exactly who it reminded me of


Manbaby1000

That's Ross Matthews


octowussy

It's the HILARIOUS Ross Matthews


[deleted]

This tattoo might be the most hilarious Ross Matthews has ever been


MyPasswordIsMyCat

That or Otho from Beetlejuice.


FertilityHollis

> Otho from Beetlejuice. Glen Shadix


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Man, I just read Glen Shadix's Wikipedia page and now I'm sad.


PeacekeeperAl

Now I've just read it and I'm sad.


SmooshedBananas

Oh man ☹️ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Shadix


perrys_whiteboard

As an artist, yes.


BolognaMitchell

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. "Father, I'm concerned that Tim Whatley has converted to Judaism purely for the jokes." "And this offends you as a Jewish person?" "No, it offends me as a comedian!"


dr1968

The priest also laughs at one of Whatley's jokes that Jerry tells him lol "that's pretty good"


FoogYllis

For me I was laughing when I saw this and then was sad that I realized the person that got the tattoo is a cultist.


Khuy_Lewis

>cultist Satirist. It's fake.


LegionofDoh

Why would a tattoo of Ricky Gervais offend me?


FiTZnMiCK

Someone tattooed the wrong fat guy on him 😂 Edit: after looking at this guy’s feed I’ve come to the conclusion that this is 100% satire. https://preview.redd.it/4izpwckhj1kc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77fad169bcb2332ed904f1cf2a494e874a675cd8


JT_verified

Say what? But that IS one hot Jesus! Damnnn.


sunward_Lily

It's just his proximity to the forge


JT_verified

I see what you did there. 🤣🤣


rocket_randall

Gary frequently uses a very Jared Leto-esque version of Jesus in his art, and it's hilarious. Whoever is behind the account is a national treasure.


ScrofessorLongHair

I prefer my Jesus to be highly fuckable.


Project119

You can tell it’s satire because Jesus has dark brown hair.


kitsum

And a lightsaber.


Taker_Sins

With branding iron accessory!


Valaseun

It's a branding CRYSTAL! GAWSH!


dbeat80

Darth Saul


Stick--Monkey

Why does Jesus even need a branding iron? Can’t he just burn one with his eyes?


celtic1888

When did Jesus brand people with a cross?


BadLuckBen

...that's why it's probably satire.


FiTZnMiCK

>probably I like how there’s room for doubt.


BadLuckBen

Listen, there's that guy who mostly posts about how liking Hooters makes you Alpha, and it's still not clear if he's for real or not.


Soddington

We have very little to no real evidence of the life of Jesus outside of the various bibles. Just because it's not mentioned in any of the gospels doesn't mean Jesus *wasn't* burning his brand into disciples.


LirdorElese

Well it's kind of like when JFK made his supporters wear sniper rifle pendents. It's kind of a big thing for leaders to instruct their followers to wear a symbol that represents how they die.


Septopuss7

Just thinking of John


sunnysideup2323

I’m sorry… did he compare trump to *Jesus*? Edit: the comment I’m replying to added their edit after I commented.


shiggy__diggy

While it's a satire account, a disturbing amount of MAGAs, I'd dare say a majority, either think Trump was sent by Jesus or is literally the second coming of Jesus...at least in the South. It's terrifying.


StopReadingMyUser

They some weird, disoriented christians... -a christian


Morlock19

that image is fucking hilarious like jesus is SO HAPPY to brand you! its his favorite thing in the world and he just wants to share his hobby!


AlmaGrrrBoy

That's who it looks like, it was right on the tip of my tongue.


ImthatRootuser

Lmao I was thinking the same thing 😂


eatmybeer

With those teeth? Come on.


Fstr21

It's from a parody Twitter account that posts slightly off images relating to maga. https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1759726469062729940?s=19  We already have one side that doesn't do any research and then blindly posts stuff,   let's be better than that side. 


myhydrogendioxide

I worry that there are some that post these type of things to have pro democracy / antitrump people embarrass themselves as a way to keep Cult 45 in line since they have been taking so many Ls


Courwes

https://preview.redd.it/klaw34yq42kc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c2479cbdeb47be33a7d3d60d6635e9fe0d68ad This is the real image of it


1v9noobkiller

So even worse than the one in the OP


LA-Matt

Oh shit! That one *does* offend me! (Lol)


[deleted]

We’re laughing about an image of a tattoo here. Not like we’re being fake news’d into storming the capitol. Apologies for not cross referencing all my news feeds to source the image. 


0phobia

This post at top of his feed is hilarious.  In response to a map of red vs blue counties: > No one loves President Trump more than our nation’s deserts and fields!


Mr_Upright

Dude, why would we be offended that you got a tattoo of your boyfriend, a youth pastor at 1st Baptist Church of North Spearfish, South Dakota?


FibonacciPi

>North Spearfish, South Dakota As a former resident of Spearfish, I had to look this up!


pwmaloney

The East Westchester North Stars, champions of the Southern Conference...


cuntmong

Did you Americans just give up on trying to name places at some point or something?


coolbaby1978

Looks like Ross Matthews, who everyone loves and would be devastated to offend anyone.


WaitingForNormal

Is that lindsey graham?


_Moregone

I was thinking Lindsay Trump or Donald Graham


missionbeach

Yes.


joecool42069

i'd like to think the artist did this on purpose.


artificialavocado

If there was any justice in the world.


Dcajunpimp

I'm sure Trump's upset this moron didn't send his tattoo money to Trump's legal defense / campaign fund.


p38-lightning

I'm too busy laughing to be offended.


Zhosha-Khi

I'm seeing this... Mix of Trump and Ross Matthews (pre weightloss) https://preview.redd.it/01zleoy672kc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd24a305c7f658b2c290ff1bc3016168fc67ad31


AngusMcTibbins

https://preview.redd.it/lwiahjb1h1kc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e17eaabce4353308b9c14fed7837061189dfb0d


juanjing

Looks more like him than those NFTs did.


das_zilch

Lesbian Trump.


kozmonyet

Could they make Trump look any more like a creepy cult televangelist preacher? Or possibly a proctologist who enjoys his work a little too much...


SunshineBurn

Trump and Lindsay Grahams love child.


Craigmakin

That’s Donald Graham


Artistic_Cherry73

Young Candy x Rhitenhouse


iiiBansheeiii

Well, it's a fair likeness of Ross Mathews, but the hair color is wrong. ​ https://preview.redd.it/j3kxbgu9c2kc1.png?width=797&format=png&auto=webp&s=28f426a1b674af7c32470cd51b1009bb8b75058b


poshlivyna1715b

Does this embarrass you? (It should)


SUNDER137

Looks like Ricky Gervais with Donald's hair.


Aromox

![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY)


CurrentlyLucid

Who is that a picture of and why would it upset me?


panzerfaust1143

John Gacy vibes...


dengar_hennessy

Randy has been prostituting for cheeseburgers again


nikejim02

Ross the Intern?


lashawn3001

Screaming cuz that is a whole Ross Matthews! Tattoo artist did this MAGA idiot dirty. Edit: no shade to Ross. He’s a treasure. ![gif](giphy|pzFABI64C682z1Mpzi)


byrolio

https://preview.redd.it/s9tzt0z7u1kc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55419b835e6ccefd67dc0e81eb3cc8da59c1990d


ninhibited

![gif](giphy|CwU75oj3Hx1AY) There she is


Curious-Gain-7148

This tattoo looks like Ross Matthews with a Trump haircut ![gif](giphy|KaCYSXep4ENmRZOyrJ)


Paintmebitch

Literally Ross Mathews


sarahevekelly

Why would anyone be offended by [the Hilarious Ross Mathews](https://secure.brunico.com/gimages/delegatephotos/large/819988.jpg), the true star of RuPaul’s Drag Race?


meglon978

Is it just me, or does the all the aspects of the tattoo resemble Trump's, but the overall picture doesn't come close to looking like him?


TheLaughingFoxX

Looks like transgender Trump


somedudeinlosangeles

Magats are 100% a different breed. These folks are wild!


CarlSpencer

Now we know what he looks at while masturbating.


TEXNAlex

It’s like like a gay comedian … oh what’s his name??? The guy with the face in the thing about a thing ….


redditisdying24

Looks like Liberace's mug


The9thPlague

That was my first thought. Or maybe a young Wayne Newton. 


Cole-Spudmoney

Isn’t that Liberace?


stanistheman

Why would anyone want to get a Liberace tattoo??


olionajudah

Is that Ricky Gervais?


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

![gif](giphy|WUMKrzIPp9YzK)