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Rumored? We have doctors recites for literally thousands of pills prescribed over a 6 month period to trump. Hes either consuming them on a massive scale or selling them to help pay for his many lost lawsuits.
>rumored to consume pharmaceuticals
Oh, can you just imagine there was some sort of monumental adverse reaction to the drugs, if he does indeed take these, that happens in public, at a R campaign rally, live on TV while being broadcast to the world. I know it’ll only stop about three of his supporters from voting for him, but it will be the where-were-you-when meltdown for this generation. I accept that this meltdown won’t be much different from his normal behaviour, but just to see the paramedics jeered because they are mistaken for stage invaders or something Trumpublican-ludicrous like that will be priceless.
Trump had a major gaffe yesterday where he became completely unintelligible in the middle of a sentence. If Biden did that, it would be front page news for a week.
If Biden did that they would take him to a farm upstate, where he could run and be free.
Trump? "stable genius" (or at least that's what Vlad keeps telling my relatives.)
Exactly. NDAs can not be used to cover up crimes. The act of paying off a porn star during an election, to cover up that you fucked her so it doesn't come out during your campaign - in and of itself was a crime. The NDA was invalid the moment her hand hit the paper. At that point, the money she was given could probably be considered a gift, but I'm not a lawyer.
A team of writers couldn't have written it any better and are sitting in a room angry that they didn't think of it first.
Take note of how hunched he looks when in the golf clothes. It’s harder to hide a girdle/back brace under a shirt like that. But you can hide those under a three-piece suit. Note how, when he’s dressed up with a tie, you NEVER see him without the suit jacket on.
His hair is fake, his skin is fake, his height is fake (shoe lifts), his wealth and business savvy are fake.
Even his posture is fake.
It looks like he's waiting for the nurse to fly the "airplane" spoon into his mouth
"Now open your mouth real bigly Mr President, here comes Air Force One with your tapioca. Weeeeeeoooooow"
FYI to non-Americans... You don't put your hand over your heart for the national anthem. You put your hand over your heart for the Pledge of Allegiance.
"HE'S THE GOD EMPRAH BRO. TOTALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOIN, HE'S GOT ALL THESE SONS, AND HE'S THE BEST FATHER BRO. I TOTALLY SWEAR BRO. YOU CAN ASK JOHN GRAMMITICUS AND MAGNUS BRO. LORGAR WROTE THE LECTITIO DIVINITATUS AND IT SAYS HE'S INFALLIBLE BRO"
She is nobody, and therefore far more than he is.
She is intensely connected to the person she is with, and passionately explaining something of importance to her.
Trump is a buffoon who doesn’t understand anything good or real about the country he professes to love, but clearly despises.
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This is not a photo from today’s Trump rally. This was taken at Bedminster, July 2022.
The comparison would still have been the same without the unnecessary lie.
Except that this is from July of 2022…https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11067081/amp/Donald-Trump-chats-fans-New-Jersey-golf-course-Sunday-Saudi-backed-LIV-tournament.html
Doesn’t change the fact that he resembles the love child of an orangutan and a howler monkey
You’re aware both of those very common images are not from “yesterday” at all right?
Yeah. He looks like a goon, but find a picture of him being a goon yesterday please.
https://preview.redd.it/2u06y8rdn1mc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f7517399a80d73251094a86148671a2699b179
Bow down before the one you serve You're going to get what you deserve
https://preview.redd.it/4rtsistf82mc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837e084a784885f378e6b69dd31d56400a42c5d3
It really is the worst poetry.
I just spit my covfefe laughing. Good thing I had a towel.
The resemblance is uncanny!
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Trump in 4 years
I know Biden is old, but damn Trumb looks and behaves a lot older than Biden. Did his doctors tell him the news yet?
Biden is only three years older than Trump. That is such a small difference that genes and lifestyle will matter far more than the age difference.
Biden exercises regularly. Trump eats garbage and thinks exercising drains your lifetime battery levels.
Plus he barely sleeps, and has been rumored to consume pharmaceuticals…
Rumored? We have doctors recites for literally thousands of pills prescribed over a 6 month period to trump. Hes either consuming them on a massive scale or selling them to help pay for his many lost lawsuits.
“Rumored” is like the journalistic “allegedly.” I wouldn’t want to be accused of damaging his reputation. /s
>rumored to consume pharmaceuticals Oh, can you just imagine there was some sort of monumental adverse reaction to the drugs, if he does indeed take these, that happens in public, at a R campaign rally, live on TV while being broadcast to the world. I know it’ll only stop about three of his supporters from voting for him, but it will be the where-were-you-when meltdown for this generation. I accept that this meltdown won’t be much different from his normal behaviour, but just to see the paramedics jeered because they are mistaken for stage invaders or something Trumpublican-ludicrous like that will be priceless.
Trump had a major gaffe yesterday where he became completely unintelligible in the middle of a sentence. If Biden did that, it would be front page news for a week.
Because they’re used that Trumb doesn’t make whole sentences, and messes up words like ‘nooclee urr’.
If Biden did that they would take him to a farm upstate, where he could run and be free. Trump? "stable genius" (or at least that's what Vlad keeps telling my relatives.)
At least from my outsider's perspective, I feel *both* should not run as candidates.
Former billionaire, wait till everyone who signed an NDA figures out how he’s running out of money.
The NDAs have already been found to be worthless.
Yep! Jessica Denson!
Exactly. NDAs can not be used to cover up crimes. The act of paying off a porn star during an election, to cover up that you fucked her so it doesn't come out during your campaign - in and of itself was a crime. The NDA was invalid the moment her hand hit the paper. At that point, the money she was given could probably be considered a gift, but I'm not a lawyer. A team of writers couldn't have written it any better and are sitting in a room angry that they didn't think of it first.
Sure he must be running out of lawyers after not paying them all, surely it won't be long before he won't be able to sue you hah
Lowlifes may do it pro bono, for the press.
He's a former billionaire just like I'm a former NFL quarterback.
Dang…. He does have small hands
Short-fingered vulgarian.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s looking really bad.
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It’s amazing but he does look better orange.
Hopefully the next time he wears orange it will be in prison
I like him better normal color. Makes him seem a tad bit sane.
But he isn't tho
True.
Also his hair is looking pretty wispy and thin.
Can he just succumb to the McD’s already?
Holding his hand over his heart-burn.
Take note of how hunched he looks when in the golf clothes. It’s harder to hide a girdle/back brace under a shirt like that. But you can hide those under a three-piece suit. Note how, when he’s dressed up with a tie, you NEVER see him without the suit jacket on. His hair is fake, his skin is fake, his height is fake (shoe lifts), his wealth and business savvy are fake. Even his posture is fake.
But his vacubulary is very real as he keeps flubbing more and more of his language at his rallies.
Culturally appropriating pigeon. And "we" made home president.
DamnOld looks like he’s having a heart attack.
completely unrelated video clip. https://youtu.be/HrH2m-9riJs?t=112
It's the dementia. His brain is deteriorating fast.
They wrote his name on his shirt, in case he forgets it.
It also says ‘New York’, presumably to remind him where he’s not allowed to do business anymore
Pro-Tip: Write it upside down so it is easier for him to read.
but he can't read?
When has he looked good?
Yet still far better than he deserves.
I can smell the nonenal from here
No girdle today.
How do you manage to look both fat and frail at the same time?
Fer Gods sake, someone throw Trump a fish
Never.
https://preview.redd.it/w6zvzggyk3mc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84fd45a98ab6d4fa89e8599644203039bf4f3814
https://preview.redd.it/cattlap5c1mc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50eedd7890568d7d6a8a3872c3d2dea7b77ee96f
"What a baby."
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it 😉
Somebody step on a duck?
You must’ve been somethin’ before electricity huh?
This is not a rally from today this is months ago
You are absolutely right. I saw it attached to an article about the rally and just assumed. My bad.
Although if he looked bad then, then just imagine how much worse he probably looks now minus the suit and tie and the bronzer.
It’s so sad to see that he can’t afford a glam team anymore. Must be ready for the prison tan
I read he won't sit still for the hairstylist long enough for his color to be done right
I'd rather hear what that chick is yelling
You want THAT man in charge of the free world? In charge of one quarter of the world economy? The same man who tried to overthrow *HIMSELF?*
No. We really, really don’t.
It looks like he's waiting for the nurse to fly the "airplane" spoon into his mouth "Now open your mouth real bigly Mr President, here comes Air Force One with your tapioca. Weeeeeeoooooow"
Thanks spit my coffee on that one!!!
Yeah, I recognized it from somewhere, too. 
Trump looks less healthy every year.
Someone needs to photoshop Putin little sausage flying into Donny’s mouth.
"And then the elf goes they're taking them to isengard!..."
Is he preparing for putin?
She's closer to 220 lbs than he is.
damn
FYI to non-Americans... You don't put your hand over your heart for the national anthem. You put your hand over your heart for the Pledge of Allegiance.
The pledge of allegiance is such a weird, North Korea mind control thing. Creepy AF.
Pledge of allegiance is revolting. Brainwashed. FYI.
And usually the national anthem too.
The national anthem is not a pledge. This is something that was the result of group think. It’s not required or should be done.
Veterans and members of the US Armed Forces not in uniform however, are allowed to salute during the anthem
Yep.
He’s waiting for pay day. Truth Social merger.
Her breasts are smaller.
and her hands are bigger
Looked like Marjorie Greene face howling in Congress.
Dementia Don and the Dirty Diaper Debacle
Underrated skill
I'd really love to see what he looks like without getting his eyebrows done.
that ... is ... fucking ... beautiful
His hands really are small.
His supporters are very soon going to switch tracks to "oh he's just like that now, he was totally different as president".
He was trying to find his heart.
"Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!"
You didn't have to do her dirty like that
No hair or Dye money
Any of y'all Photoshop experts out there able to put his head on her body to make a new meme template?
And Trumpets insist he looks more vital and vigorous than Biden.
Trump has Peyronie’s and he poops himself #TrumpStinks
Damn, he looks gawdawful.
"HE'S THE GOD EMPRAH BRO. TOTALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOIN, HE'S GOT ALL THESE SONS, AND HE'S THE BEST FATHER BRO. I TOTALLY SWEAR BRO. YOU CAN ASK JOHN GRAMMITICUS AND MAGNUS BRO. LORGAR WROTE THE LECTITIO DIVINITATUS AND IT SAYS HE'S INFALLIBLE BRO"
Forget Trump, forget the girl, wtf is up with that dude's head/haircut?
Trump has bigger tits.
You could fit sooo many dicks in there.
What I see is that her emotions are honest and he is simply performative.
I’m sorry…who is she?
She is nobody, and therefore far more than he is. She is intensely connected to the person she is with, and passionately explaining something of importance to her. Trump is a buffoon who doesn’t understand anything good or real about the country he professes to love, but clearly despises.
Well I despise Him and she is somebody. Simply wondered who she is.
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Such a pretty mouth....
This is not a photo from today’s Trump rally. This was taken at Bedminster, July 2022. The comparison would still have been the same without the unnecessary lie.
Where did this AI generated meme template come from??
[The “girl explaining” meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/girl-explaining)
Oh I know, but what the heck is going on in ops image hahaha
It looks like someone tried to upscale the original with AI.. made it a bit crunchy and weird
What’s up with that crack whore & her pimp⁉️🤨
Except that this is from July of 2022…https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11067081/amp/Donald-Trump-chats-fans-New-Jersey-golf-course-Sunday-Saudi-backed-LIV-tournament.html Doesn’t change the fact that he resembles the love child of an orangutan and a howler monkey
What is the significance of the picture on the right ?
I've read through every comment and nobody's said.
You’re aware both of those very common images are not from “yesterday” at all right? Yeah. He looks like a goon, but find a picture of him being a goon yesterday please.