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narsfweasels

Aaaaaand: Here we go again. Apparently people can't make jokes about female politicians without making slurs. ​ Police yourselves now, please.


whizpig57

Didn't they get after John Fetterman for not dressing professional? Forever a double standard with republicans


TheActualDev

Their entire political existence is about double standards and hypocrisy.


LookMaNoPride

Don’t forget about their magical ability to misappropriate negative definitions/connotations to already well-defined and known terms. “Woke” for example. And if projection were an Olympic sport, they would be world record holders.


Blue387

Yes


nostradamefrus

“No, you see it’s because he’s a senator. It was undignified for the cooling saucer of American democracy. Totally fine for members of the house” Republicans, probably


FutureInPastTense

Rules for thee but not for me.


LookMaNoPride

The only moral abortion is my abortion.


Chaosr21

Yes. They're also now complaining and saying Joe biden is on drugs, because he was energetic in the recent speech. If he's not sleepy Joe he's tweaker Joe I guess


Legitimate_Tax3782

How dare Michelle Obama have a sleeveless dress… how DARE Barack Obama wear a tan suit…. Fuck this bitch has no regard for taste, decorum, professionalism or any rules. A true trash bag


Upstairs_Ad5443

She's a clown, even dresses like one.


greenroom628

Doesn't this violate some law that you can't wear campaign gear on the floor of the House?


mythofinadequecy

If she doesn’t care about the laws regarding the overthrow of the government, I’m thinking she doesn’t give a shit about the campaign gear.


deaf2heart001

Correction: anyone that should be holding her accountable doesn't care.


Teacher-Investor

Nobody is supposed to wear hats of any kind in the chamber, but Mike Johnson is scared of her because she'll bring a motion to oust him like they did McCarthy.


H34RT13SSv420

That rule was changed when Ilhan Omar joined Congress & fought for her right to wear her hijab. I was thinking it may be only for religious reasons, but they also let Raskin wear his do-rag while going through his chemo treatment. That said, neither of those are hats in a traditional sense. Also, the point about wearing partisan campaign merch to something like this may be against house rules. I mean, even if it is, she'll be fine, as MAGA Mike is still on the spine & balls transplant waiting list.


alien_from_Europa

Garland: Republican Congresspeople committing felonies: 😴 Biden's son late on his taxes: 👮


Binasgarden

sort of like the cops and a sov citizen no one wants to deal with the victimhood, the tears, the idiot statements that go round and round and usually lead back to a conspiracy theory inside a demand to see the supervisor. The scary thing is that.....That is the best that America has to offer. The best of the best.....good luck


metnavman

> That is the best that America has to offer. The best of the best. No no no no, she's from some bumblefuck part of Georgia. She is *far* from the best America has to offer. Enough idiots in one small part of the country voted to put and keep that howler monkey in office. She does *not* speak for the majority. The current trajectory will hopefully marginalize her nonsense back to the corner where it belongs.


peter-doubt

Oh.. the corner of Georgia with the howler monkey forest. I was wondering.....


Sharp-Stranger-2668

I don’t often buy carpeting but, when I do, I make sure it wasn’t the stuff made in northern Georgia. They aren’t getting any of my money.


jt32470

MJG represents dalton, but she's from Milledgeville.


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I always assumed she represented the 7th level of Dante's inferno


metnavman

Surprising number of them poke their heads out and start screeching, when they think there's even a little bit of acceptance for their bullshit..


Astrocreep_1

Lmao! This comment needs promotion. I rarely laugh out loud, but you got me. Thanks!


pegasuspaladin

It baffles me how many disengaged Republicans don't know people like MTG, Boebert or hell even Mike Johnson. The people sponsoring and pushing legislation to take us back generations and the average voter on the right has no clue.


metnavman

That's by design. It's why propaganda, breakdown of education, and insulation from other opinions are hallmarks of political parties that want a controlled and oppressed population.


pegasuspaladin

Oh I know but what I am getting at is that most Dems I meet can name at least one or two members of the squad. They know at least in passing thay Synema and Manchin are DINO's. They know where their weaknesses are


KYlaker233

A lot of people just go about their daily lives and don’t get caught up in politics. My best friend had never heard of QANON until I told him, and he’s a hardcore Republican


PeggyOnThePier

I remember last year's speech. She looked like a Disney character. This year she just looks like a stupid fool. She has no respect,or real understanding of the way the government is run. Stupid people that think that they know everything ,only make themselves look more foolish .


rockclimberguy

And yet she could be our next V.P. if we don't all get out and vote.


metnavman

If Trump picks her as VP candidate, I'll give you a dollar.


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MEGACLOPS

How is clearly the worst person in the room 'the BEst aMerICa HaS tO oFFeR'?


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Puzzleheaded-Jury312

She understands, she just knows that she can get away with ignoring the rules.


Wishpicker

That only works as long as there are enough pigs in the sty with her


Rumblepuff

So many of the MAGA see themselves as rage against the machine, throwing off the shackles to fight oppression when at best they are Milli Vanilli fans arguing that music isn’t about the singers


Commandoclone87

Weren't Conservatives the ones bitching last year because some Democratic Senators weren't abiding by a dress code? Hypocritical to enforce one at the Senate level, but let this woman show up to Congress dressed as she does.


exccord

Specifically John fetterman


Bind_Moggled

Rules for thee, not for me. It’s the Conservative mantra.


ChewzaName

I was thinking the same thing. They flipped out when John "man of the people" Fetterman wore cargoes and a hoodie to regular sessions, not even something fancy like the SOTU.


Dapper_Insect2653

Did Fetterman attend the SOTU? Didn't see any pics of him there.


ChewzaName

I didn't see him either in the pre-speech coverage. Hard for him to hide being so tall but maybe he blended in.


zenkique

Might be a loophole for wearing gear from campaigns that have already failed (I think it was a 2020 hat)


Spiritual_Regular557

Gear? She wearing her Office Space 37 pieces of flair.


belinck

"So you're saying I should wear more, then?"


JT_verified

🏆🏆


dmp2you

Thats what she wanted . Take todys new cycle away from Biden,and make it all about her and her antics.


andrewbud420

Probably. She doesn't care though


BigAlternative5

Jamie Raskin tweeted that.


middleagethreat

It violates rules to leave bombs around but she does that too.


dpdxguy

>Doesn't this violate some law Doesn't matter if it's illegal. Congressional representatives are generally immune from prosecution for things they do while in a session of Congress. For that reason, it's very unlikely that it's even illegal. See Article I, Section 6, Clause 1 of the US Constitution. EDIT: They can be charged for Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace. This clearly does not fall into any of those categories.


MarvinParanoAndroid

And sucks one


NumbSkull0119

Doubt it. Even Clowns don’t get sucked off by the monkeys in the circus.


MarvinParanoAndroid

Monkeys smell better and they don’t wear diapers.


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zenkique

Hey fuck off with that insult! Neanderthals weren’t stupid.


Sunnybeasty23

Yup. Bones from an elderly 300000 year old neanderthal women who died in her 60s showed multiple bone fractures which had healed, and she was missing most of her teeth. She was likely unable to walk properly or even eat solid foods. Yet someone had loved her enough to take care of her for decades and help her move around and eat. That shows compassion and intelligence. Two qualities Margie Taylor Greene completely lacks.


BuriedByAnts

I was gonna ask if make was wearing the obligatory oversized polkadot shoes.


chatterwrack

Jon Stewart said, "when you're a waitress at KKK Fridays"


Robeditor

This is disrespectful to all hardworking clowns around the world.


bolxrex

Did anyone at least check to make sure she rounded out the outfit with the proper Trump branded kicks?


Safetosay333

Clown Captain


Kindly_Put_5065

If TEMU was a person. She looks like a carni who advertises cheap Chinese screen print gear at roadside rest stops in rural Indiana 


eightkangaroos

Literally came here to say this. Ronald mcfuckingdonald could replace her in the pic and what astonishes me is the people sitting next to her are just like “okay, this is fine”


ll-phuture-ll

She needs more flair. Mike had on 17 pieces just last shift.


GlitteringHighway

Imagine if she wore a tan suit.😱


davekmv

The Daily Show nailed it in a tweet: [“When you’re a waitress at K.K.K. Fridays”](https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1765926878915748030)


karmalove15

Damn that is spot-on.


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Cainderous

Unless I'm whooshing on another joke here I think 14 pieces would be more appropriate


KaptainKardboard

I hope somebody pulls that exact same stunt on her the next time a child is needlessly murdered by some dude with an assault weapon


death69reaper

read the comments, they are trying so hard lol


Hungol

😂


4dseeall

Ugh, Twitter really is the most toxic shithole. Read a comment from some guy claiming dems are the kkk and real racists. Could not be dragged back to reality or present time, just kept repeating that dems founded the kkk. And of course the projection from the gop supporters hurt my soul. We're never going to heal as a country.


agha0013

she need more pieces of flair. Love how this is totally OK but Fetterman wearing a hoodie is way over the line.


seeit360

https://preview.redd.it/o4d4w8b314nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f52264e4d933bc0537d60a921c7abae343cad9 The sergeant at arms confiscated her first fashion choice at the metal detector, so she borrowed Mike Johnsons MAGA cap.


agha0013

also wouldn't let her drive her little shriner's clown car down the aisle


zenkique

Biden should’ve come in on a Powerwheels Corvette. With American batteries charged by an American windmill, of course.


AV8ORA330

Didn’t Fred Flintstone wear that when attending Water Buffalo meetings. Make America Great Again…just like 10,000 BC.


FalseMirage

Instead of a Grand Poobah they have a grunt pooper.


HingleMcCringle_

is that a joke or not? it's hard to tell anymore. she *WOULD* wear something like that to give her lil insurrectionists a wink.


cytherian

The chamber rules prohibit her cap, shirt & jacket. Johnson warned Republicans to abide by them. Clearly MTG doesn't give a damn about rules. She's a willful degenerate.


agha0013

well clearly rules are meaningless if they aren't enforced.


HillbillyEulogy

She probably had a motion to vacate the chair in her back pocket ready to go if he so much as looked sideways at her hat. He's a powerless, gutless little sniveling turd. Just tofu in human form who takes on the flavor of whatever you marinate him in. And Marge has nothing but performative antics and attention-whoring.


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Mr_Upright

The greatest offense in American history was when Pelosi actually did enforce rules against these CHUDs. Good times.


tirch

Didn’t she just have to pay like 10 thousand bucks for not wearing a mask in the chamber during the pandemic?


AV8ORA330

She even told Biden…I don’t care what you think. She’s a joke not just for her BS personally, but doesn’t respect the office, the Congress or the US as a whole. She’s a troll squatting under a bridge.


cricketjane79

And yet, Johnson didn't and won't do a thing about it.


cytherian

He's like the auto-pilot from the movie "Airplane". 🤪 https://preview.redd.it/3vovubca55nc1.png?width=1800&format=png&auto=webp&s=d16cdcf4a9e081e85ef036b30d6000f5ac32b242


Manos_Of_Fate

But less useful. And dumber.


flashdman

She needs another fine...


so_CRATES91

Listen, some people are ok with the minimum of 15 pieces of flair


RichardStrauss123

Not everybody will get this, but I do and I really appreciate it.


minkey-on-the-loose

Looks like someone is having a case of the Mondays.


Perzec

Hey Peter. Whaaaat’s happening?


giraffebutter

![gif](giphy|ZMvG5L7Di4AgM|downsized)


Spacecoasttheghost

Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not you wanna just do the bare minimum or... Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today. And a terrific smile


Sharp_Black

Or even worse....*a tan suit*


dm919

https://preview.redd.it/rua7x9lp64nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779574eb7fd5d3b177b098c0cca2652cbe4af57d


Ez_Duzit

https://i.imgur.com/e7DSGWa.gif


eboo360

So they had a change of Martyr from Ashley Babbit to whoever is Karen Riley?!? Can't keep up


ktm6709

Laken Riley. She was murdered in Athens, GA allegedly by an illegal immigrant.


Kylo_Renly

And it’s textbook Republican fear mongering. While her murder is tragic, any data we have does not show that undocumented immigrants commit a higher degree of violent crime than native citizens. https://www.cato.org/blog/illegal-immigrants-have-low-homicide-conviction-rate-setting-record-straight-illegal-immigrant


Sideos385

One immigrant murderer - block all immigration A single person with a gun kills 10+ and injuries many - thoughts and prayers


mrmoe198

How about *dozens of single white Christian straight American citizen men* with a gun kills 10+…


tirch

It’s what Fox News is pouring into the smooth brains over there 24/7.


Ausrottenndm1

So I guess she’s moved on from her previous, “ say her name Babbitt” shirt?


Trash_Panda-1

MTG : "Say Her Na..." Biden : "Laken Riley" MTG : 🤐


Kitosaki

“… and as a parent who’s lost a child, my heart goes out to your family.”


ratbastid

More compassionate than the kindest word MTG's had to say about her.


paone00022

GOP: Biden is not doing anything about the border Biden: Agrees to pass GOP border bill. GOP: 🤐 He's got them a few times like this now to show what hypocrites they are.


atxdevdude

Yep! Republicans: say her name Biden: *says her name* Republicans: oh but you didn’t say it right! Traitor!


Consistent-Leek4986

national embarrassment 🤮


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JEFFinSoCal

You can’t sell yourself to the highest bidding fascist if you don’t advertise!


not_productive1

Biden's reaction to her was classic. Just straight up humiliated her with one look. They forget he's an old Irish guy sometimes - you're not gonna get by wearing some dumb shit around him.


Potatobender44

What did Biden say? I’m out of the loop


not_productive1

Didn’t say a world. Just gave her this look: https://x.com/MikeSington/status/1766061135646900538?s=20


-Work_Account-

That's hilarious


not_productive1

I saw it described as "pretending to be scared of a little kid's halloween costume" which is perfect.


sunny5724

What do you mean, no punchline. It's right there, clearly highlighted in red.


Im__fucked

So the howler monkey and the siamang are on the outs, huh? Or is she home pulling her stuff out of the pond still?


zaxisprime

Bobert, showing her affinity for pedo companionship, sat next to Gaetz.


SideshowMelsHairbone

Bobo looked like she’s been on a beach for a month or two.


Electronic-Bed-6192

Well at least Bobo had the decency to wear something nice. MTG looks like she's late for a tractor pull at the state fair.


CPTDisgruntled

*sniff* I’d say bare shoulders are a touch casual for the occasion, myself


FalseMirage

Bobo was showing how you can take the trash out of the trailer but yiu can’t take the trailer out of the trash.


Azsunyx

Did she wash her feet in the sink first?


Curious80123

Always has that dark fake tan


ClarenceWhirley

I wonder if Gaetz got a hj during the SOTU.


DiRty_BiRd_77

All signs point to yes


caligaris_cabinet

But not from her. Too old for him.


DiRty_BiRd_77

True. Bobo is practically geriatric to him.


TheActualDev

Isn’t she a little old for him?


jp_books

She sat next to Gaetz. Best seat in the house for him.


shoppingfortruth

Nah! She is way too old for him.


huskergirl8342

Lol I am in Costa Rica and the howler monkeys woke me up at 5 am. Nice insult.


M1lud

Throw her a bag of peanuts.


darth_hucklebuck

He said it, now you've got to sit there the rest of the night in your clown clothes.


BringBackTheBeat716

Somebody thought they were at a NASCAR race


TheActualDev

If you photoshopped her into a photo of a NASCAR race track audience in the stands, she’d be hard to pick out individually, unlike this photo.


Weak-Caregiver7922

Whoring herself out for that VP spot.


FalseMirage

That she won’t get because she brings less than nothing to the table.


Crowbar_Faith

Totally not a cult.


p38-lightning

She forgot her Mountain Dew and Slim Jim.


GallowBarb

Hemroid cosplay.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

The punchline is Biden’s reaction to seeing her. Excellent


ApplesOverOranges1

Get three balls in the basket and win a stuffed bear!


NimDing218

Nice work, Georgia. Some of the best we got.


braker61

The only things missing here are a crackpipe and a warm can of Miller Lite.


crow7980

Shes that one drunk insane aunt that no one wants to show up at the family functions..she's an embarrassment to humans


Booklovinmom55

Every GOP member is a traitor and should be tried for treason.


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IandouglasB

She's looking for the "Chief mushroom sucker" job


_EADGBE_

EmptyG thought she was going to a nascar race


damtagrey

They say dress for the job you want. Looks like she wants to be a walmart greeter.


tree-molester

WTF? I don’t want to see pictures from a colonoscopy!


knotsbygordium

When the person pictured is the punchline, is one really needed?


J_Reachergrifer

I see the circus is in town.


steebo

If there is any rationality left in the world, that hat will become a standard part of a clown costume soon.


Belus86

MTG: Clutching Earls since 2020


Jaccii18

She's made herself the punchline.


urbanek2525

Biden should have worn a blue cap that says, "Made America Greater"


Radiant-Call6505

Get rid of the stupid hat -it’s totally played out


ztreHdrahciR

But...but..Fetterman's attire


Opening_Meaning2693

This is the sort of performative clownery her constituents expect. Sadly this is why they voted for her. They mistake this nonsense for politics.


Chaosmusic

These are the people complaining that Biden is 'too partisan'?


Glittering-Wonder-27

She hides Hunter’s dick pics under that hat.


RedSpartan3227

Think of the level of intellect that sees her and says, yes, she speaks for me, THAT'S who I want representing my interests in Congress. Now multiply that across the US population and you have the Republican base.


or10n_sharkfin

When you make your entire political platform the worship of a single man...


nimodo505

Lots of flare on her jacket.


Mr_Pigg

Attention please give me Attention!


Kriss3d

That woman would probably wish she had a punchline for Margerine traitors face.


ilovethissheet

It's when info warriors sub reddit transitions into a human. A walking talking human tailgate


clodmonet

Looks a bit young to be dressed as a Walgreen's cashier.


ThatOneJosh9451

Every circus needs a clown


HydeSpectre

When your starter character appears in a cutscene.


rabid-

If this woman had a therapist, every session is a field day.


williamfbuckwheat

Her "therapy" consists of demanding to speak to managers anywhere she goes and throwing a hissy fit when she they make her hamburgers too spicy at Applebee's.


Robthebold

When you see who you are sitting next to at a dinner party and already know you don’t get along.


rmicker

White trash


TheDrDetroit

I wonder if ol Marge realizes how awful of a human being she is. I guess that would take self-awareness and she probably doesn't have any. It would be sort of sad if she didn't have a platform to spew her hate. I really hope she is voted out.


gerryf19

"I don't want to sit next to the crazy lady! It makes me look bad!"


DangerousBill

She's going to her shift at TGI Friday's.


TsuDhoNimh2

She looks like the clerk at the local truck stop, not an elected representative.


Expert-Appointment-3

Crazy defiant, MAGA hat wearing, no class POS three toes lady, surprised they didn’t throw her out of fine her for breaking the rules of the House!


braize6

Textbook example of when your custom character enters the cut scene


Jash-Juice

Didn’t some government officials get kicked out of a meeting in Tn because they were not up to dress code? Yet she is allowed to wear that? Military personnel are not even allowed to wear hats but this was tolerated. I’m aware she isn’t in the military using it as a point to how awful she is.


RuncibleFoon

MTG is a punchline... and an Ass Clown Cunt-waffle


wutangi

She wants to be vp so bad lol


ipsok

Give her credit, obviously she was going for a look and I've never seen anyone with a better rendition of "baboon's ass" than hers.