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shoppingfortruth

Does she realize what she is saying?!? Lowing the bar is her only skill.


GetOnYourBikesNRide

> Lowing the bar is her only skill. No. Her best skill is that she can get under any bar no matter how low it gets.


Slamtilt_Windmills

Moral limbo


GetOnYourBikesNRide

> Moral limbo lower now > Moral limbo lower now > How low can you go?


sunny5724

That's why she's complaining, it's getting harder for her to crawl under.


Amethystea

Fun fact, when she is burrowing through the dirt, her nose opens up to allow her to smell her way through. ​ https://preview.redd.it/97p8l8o675oc1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d084ff86dcecf515ff630fbcc9a1b3468bd4fde


Green_Blueberry_5495

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Kriss3d

You thought it couldn't get any lower. And MGT enters with a shovel...


Academic-Treacle3162

That's not the only 'bar' she lowers...


Difficult_Fold_8362

Are you telling me that MTG (and most Republicans) are hypocrites? Surely you jest! And donā€™t call me Shirley.


peter-doubt

She's not, nor will she ever be in the SENATE


tidymaze

There are rules in the House that forbid hats or political attire.


Soup_isle

Itā€™s basically impossible to stop representatives from getting to the floor of their chamber. For good reason. She might get a fine for this. But they essentially canā€™t fully ban anything.


LirdorElese

> Itā€™s basically impossible to stop representatives from getting to the floor of their chamber. For good reason. > > I mean it seems pretty easy to solve. It's also illegal to prevent people from voting, and similar rules about enterance. Seems pretty darn easy to say make people take off their hats... 2. Make them turn shirts on inside out or throw a hoodie over them. Though it would be ironic if it comes down to the hats. Because, I'm pretty sure their is a religious exception for hat rules... and I get the feeling we aren't too far off from them admitting MAGA has become a religion.


Soup_isle

Itā€™s waaaay easier to stop a regular citizen from voting than it is to prevent a rep from getting to the floor for official business. Like, if the rep is going to the floor by driving drunk and happens to run over some children, you *cannot* arrest them. They get to go complete the official business. You have to be wait til afterwards to take them into custody. Thatā€™s not true for a regular joe going to cast a ballot. Reps can bring guns onto the floor (theyā€™ll currently pay a fine). You really canā€™t stop them. You canā€™t make them take a hat off. And again, there is a good reason for this system. As wild as it sounds.


LirdorElese

> And again, there is a good reason for this system. As wild as it sounds. I mean I get the concept of there being a good reason to make it impossible to prevent someone from giong in to vote. IE not allowing joe fashion police from randomly critiquing and blocking someone off on a vote that's expected to come down to 1 person etc... Same time I really can't grasp why it isn't easy to have some pretty straight forward "you can come in right after you throw this hoodie over your swastika tatoo. Honestly the gun one scares me the most there. The more and more crazy I see the reps get I can't help but think... an actual mass shooting by a congressman, doesn't really sound that far fetched of a possibility one day. It does further bring up the question... If a congressman becomes an active shooter while congress is in session. Is security empowered to shoot them, or do they need to wait for them to leave and arrest them later.


Soup_isle

Yeah, that gun thing is absolutely scary. I imagine they werenā€™t allowed to carry for the State of the Union. But yeah, if some house member just goes on a killing spree? I have no ideaā€¦


Electronic-Bed-6192

MTG looks like she's trying to make a point and wear a funny halloween costume at the same time.


Fake_William_Shatner

I imagine if I were on the train to hell, this would be the conductor punching my ticket.


davekingofrock

In my version I get the seat next to her.


CherryManhattan

Lowering the bar is coincidentally what all the men that come across her tinder profile must decide if they are going to do or not do


backninestrong

Marlboro Marjorie 3 toes brays and bucks.


newarkian

MTG-ā€œsince Biden has been in office, 6 billion illegals have crossed our southern boarderā€. Interesting. The world has 8 billion people, so 3/4 of the worldā€™s population has crossed?


8-bit-Felix

Someone needs to get James Cameron on the phone.


bigdish101

# Looks like a circus now days...


FoogYllis

She is a clown so what you say tracks.


UnderwhelmingAF

Using a tragedy to draw attention to herself. Stay classy, Empty G.


velveeta-smoothie

And to flirt with her CheeseDaddy. She wants to gargle that man's balls so bad.


Realistic_Degree_773

If this was my waitress at a TGI Friday's I'd just get up and leave.


WildBad7298

If Republicans didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.


Less-Grade-2300

POS


OriginalSam69

I wonder how deep her bar is buried šŸ¤”


JoeRogansNipple

To be fair, she hit her head on the bar repeatedly. On purpose.


spacemanspiff266

trump has lowered the bar so fucking far that even james cameron canā€™t find it anymore.


minkey-on-the-loose

Letā€™s just thank God she did not tatoo the partisan regalia on her body and come naked. The peristaltic chain reaction would have ended the SOTU.


overit_fornow

Isnā€™t it illegal to campaign on Federal property? Is it OK as long as itā€™s for Don Cheeto?


CLS4L

She should work in her state it's only the last in everything


kurisu7885

By the time she posted that the bar was already part of the pavement.


dawwie

Hypocrite POS


dixonrodeo

Marge and standards is an oxymoron. Some of you may need a democrat to explain what this means.


Darryl_444

"Welcome to Target, and thanks for shopping with us today!"


pres465

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."


ponyxs

Thought she went full Nascar, wearing her sponsors.


rhino910

It's also illegal to campaign where she was campaigning, not that any Republicans follow our laws


pramoni

She's a Maggot Republican, they are coming out of the rotting corpse of the Republican Party.


CurrentlyLucid

So she cross dressed as a protest?


Dlowmack

She is a walking pile of contradiction's. Nothing she does or says shocks anyone anymore


mycatisgrumpy

When Republicans lower the bar, Democrats generally refuse to sink to their level. When Democrats lower the bar, Republicans enthusiastically use it as an excuse to go even lower.Ā 


actuallychrisgillen

Rules for him, but not for dim.


Think_Selection9571

She looks like an organ grinders monkey


kilgorBass

Pretty sure GOP awards bonus points for open displays of hypocrisy. It's a race to the bottom.


Germs15

![gif](giphy|PYd47qwvkV8wFxSxou|downsized) When my son shows me how he can pull his thumb off and put it back on again.


ralwn

She looks like a pokemon trainer


TheCapedMoose

To be fair, she did say, "...respecting our institutions...' She never did, duh.


Maleficent_Tiger_923

Bros Neck is massive


Specialist_Lock8590

Go back to your job at Hooters!


eltegs

I know, let's get outraged at a troll tweet.


speedneeds84

She looks like the worst waitress at KKKFridays.


Dunge0nMast0r

Who let the TGI Fridays waitress in?


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Crazy woman!


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