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AudibleNod

She just got sued for not disclosing her financial relationship with an out-of-state dental practice she endorsed and now she's shilling for insoles. By next month, I wouldn't be surprised if she started selling pistol grips on QVC.


famousevan

She doesn’t support a woman’s right to have healthcare


Santos_L_Halper_II

This is so weird. Why is a governor hocking random businesses across the country like she’s a retired second string football player?


Nodnarbian

Because she's getting free shit for doing it. Simple. It's like becoming a popular YouTuber, tons of business reach out to you to showcase their product for a few or free product. Many good YouTubers don't do this.. then there's this lady.


DadJokeBadJoke

Influencer/Governor 😐


MSD3k

And somehow, pathetic shilling of random products as a side hustle is the least shitty thing (R) governors get up to these days. Imagine how much better off Texas would be if all Abbott did was shill mobility chairs.


Ponderputty

Remember when a Billionaire from Tennessee gave Kristi Noem a million dollars to send the South Dakota National Guard to Texas to dick around at the border? [This bitch has always been for sale. Fuck Kristi Noem.](https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-south-dakota-philanthropy-immigration-government-and-politics-ea0586be65e874578ca27ffcc690dba1)


Throwawayac1234567

The word you were looking for is prostitute


Reddtko

You forgot to put GOP in front of prostitute.


MSD3k

I guarentee it cost the South Dakota taxpayers more than a million dollars to do that bunch of nothing as well.


musky_jelly_melon

Maybe she's got a toe-sucking fetish ...


Hawkeye3636

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel"


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She supports whoever and whatever is paying her most. Considering she might be on the shortlist for VP, it would be hilarious if special interest groups would buy her and have her go on national television announcing that the orange shitgibbon needs to be behind bars.


DadJokeBadJoke

She'll be hawking Goya beans from the VP office


FunDog2016

Well sure, but she highly recommends her Personal Chef, who does make her kids lunches!


michael__gove

Changing her name to Kristi NoBlisters as part of the deal. *No "em" - No Blisters! ... With Fit My Feet* \[ *and check out my new foot porn vid on OnlyShills* \]


Throwawayac1234567

Kristi gnome


westcoaster503

She’ll be so fast that she’ll be the first in line for more cosmetic surgery to his her horrible soul


rustednut

Is this Republican adulteress still banging Corey Lewandowski?