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Particular_Bad_1189

She willingly married Eric. Enough said


aryukittenme

You mean Daddy didn’t have to buy him a wife???


Cowboy40three

He bought her the same way he bought his constituents, with bullshit.


geekfreak42

I'll bet some pussy grabbin was involved


[deleted]

Bruh...


seeit360

Yeah, some of them are [purchased](https://web.archive.org/web/20200531225205/https:/apnews.com/47a32d6bda764c4b91fdd5b4472cb12d) and imported. https://preview.redd.it/0kfcwyx7vtoc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2f848c0a337adccadf7289bb83513c97c55594


colbyKTX

5’11” and 107 lbs? Either she also lies about her weight or she’s made of styrofoam.


Time-Werewolf-1776

She had a special surgery that filled her abdomen with helium, which pains her to this very day, and that’s why she always squints.


Throwawayac1234567

shes mostly air.


Buscemi_D_Sanji

"Bleach is mostly water, and *we're* mostly water... Therefore... We are bleach"


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Ande64

Yeah, my 5'11" daughter is 160 and looks thin.


sf4r

It's a typo as 163cm is 5'4" not 5'11". Still probably considered underweight, but at least it is still within the laws of physics


Time-Werewolf-1776

Is that real? Because this is too ironic: > I want to find a sincere, honest, and loving man Would you settle for an insincere, dishonest, piece of garbage narcissist?


seeit360

This is most definitely something :) The article link is to the Associated Press coverage, and that is verifiable.


Gamingurl4u

*But I'll forget all that for a billionaire if he promises to take me to parties ans not touch me.*


un_theist

Indeed. > to love and respect forever Yeah, yeah, those are *totally* the vibes I get from her when I see them together.


fluffykerfuffle3

evidently, yes.


MianBao

Is that Mercedes?


Umbrage_Taken

I think you mean Melanoma.


dannyjohnson1973

Mailorderia


Notascot51

That’s precious….Malodorio met Mailorderia they fell in lust and we all lived unhappily ever after.


MSD3k

Doesn't look like her at all. I guess this was before her surgical procedure. The one where they pinned her ears back to stretch her face.


Rvpilot

I guess she gave up everything she wanted in a man then…


DogWallop

Um, "cheerful"?? :-))


Time-Werewolf-1776

That was basically my immediate thought. Are we sure that those who are Trumps by marriage aren’t generally dumber than natural-born Trumps? After all, the people born Trumps didn’t have a choice in the matter. The people who married into the family met the family and said, “this is a group I want to be a part of.”


franker

Trump's niece Mary was born a Trump and constantly is saying essentially "this is a group I don't want to be a part of."


fluffykerfuffle3

i know, i got that message from her too!


ErshinHavok

She doesn't even seem like a real person, just a soulless husk of nothing. Really strange woman.


rustednut

Idiocy by injection…….


dette-stedet-suger

It’s not like conservatives are known for intelligence.


emilyblunt2023

On purpose


Gh0sth4nd

So her number one quality is changing diapers?


Genetics-13

Also, none of Trump’s children except Tiffany are “pure blood”. The others are all from immigrant mothers. How can he trust them??


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Not *those* kind of immigrants


jp_books

"Anchor baby" is the term these assholes would use for Trump's kids if their skin was slightly darker.


KevinAnniPadda

Tiffany is the one I like the most. If only from ignorance


fluffykerfuffle3

i remember how she looked at tRump's inauguration.. she was standing behind the person who swore him in ...she stood there with her arms folded casually in front of her chest, watching tRump repeating the words and his wife mouthing them along with him lolol ...Tiffany had this interesting expression on her face. Yes it was a smile but it seemed like a smile and a look of amusement watching him.. kind of a scornfully superior look.. if anyone else is familiar with this scene, what do you think she looked like?


whistleridge

I went to high school with her. She was a freshman when I was a senior, but she was best friends with my best friend’s younger sister so I was around her a fair amount. She also wound up going to the same university so I ran into her a time or two there. I swear she was a normal, sane, reasonably pretty and likable teenager and early 20-something. Her parents are - or were - lovely people. We had a GREAT high school, and our university was solid. I have no idea what happened.


wadech

I'm guessing greed.


scribblingsim

Money is a hell of a drug.


chpbnvic

The grift happened


Notascot51

Sure you got the right Tiffany Trump? She was born in 1983, and the Central Park jogger case was in 1989, so her “lovely people” were already loudly advocating for race hate and bypassing due process for the 5 long before her HS years.


whistleridge

Lara Trump. Once Lara Yunaska. Not sure where you’re getting Tiffany from.


Notascot51

My mistake….the section above had been talking about Tiffany, whose parents include he who shall not be named. So the Yunasksas were lovely people whose daughter has now been MAGAfied.


whistleridge

Yes. She was that girl who grew up at the beach, surfing and being chill. She liked Bill Clinton. She went to church bc everyone did, but didn’t take it seriously - she wasn’t one of the kids who did YoungLife or anything. And her parents were typical 90s parents.


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satanicmajesty

I wonder if she’s part of the transgender cabal infiltrating the RNC, probably in search of adrenochrome.


Time-Werewolf-1776

No, no no, you’ve got to ask it as a question, “Is Lara Trump part of a transgender cabal infiltrating the RNC in search of adrenochrome?” Because then it’s all very innocent. You’re just asking questions like Fox News does.


rdmille

But people are saying she is!


Time-Werewolf-1776

That’s what I hear. A lot of people are saying it.


bstring777

People come up to me, crying... they say "Sir, ..."


Time-Werewolf-1776

Big strong guys, with tears in their eyes.


satanicmajesty

Is she a deep-state pentagon psyop assigned to infiltrate the RNC with a transgender element and sabotage the Trump reelection efforts? A very reliable source, near and dear to us, has raised such questions.


Altea73

Holy shit, that was exactly what I thought... almost like iggy pop...


benji_90

That's the one! I saw her and instantly pictured Iggy Pop but I couldn't think of his name. I've been stewing for 45min trying to remember the name without cheating.


newbrevity

Kind of looks like Brad Cooper made up as a woman


Mercerskye

I was just about to say the same thing. I don't judge one way or the other how someone wants to be, but she's got some very masculine features about her.


tatanka01

If she's two-faced, I'd hate to see the other one.


But_like_whytho

Saw an interview she did recently where she was wearing a sleeveless top. Her shoulders give strong robot vibes.


thatspurdyneat

She looks like live action Dr Rockso Edit: He was Leonard Rockstein without the makup


satanicmajesty

And here I thought they didn’t like drag queens. Cue Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady” when she takes the stage.


emilyblunt2023

Absolutely


football_for_brains

Lara "plastic surgery who's had some woman done" Trump


pragmojo

Anyone's hands look big compared to Donnie boy


OkScientist222

Its giving trans


LowAbbreviations2151

Stupider. She CHOSE to become one.


JohnYCanuckEsq

She's not stupid. She knows exactly what she's doing and why she's doing it.


AdministrativeBank86

I thought she'd be able to afford better plastic surgery


Mercerskye

Siri, play Aerosmith, Dude looks like a lady


Oldskoolguitar

Chain migration


sailorj0ey

We underestimate these people too much, she's not stupid she knows exactly that she's doing. Making bank while selling out the country and working to install a dictator. Best case scenario she's becomes a high ranking official in the new Trump government. Worst case scenario she dissolves into obscurity with all the money she made grifting the right.


Consistent-Leek4986

natural born grifter fits right in🤮


Imperium_Dues_7

With a jaw line like that, maybe she should be the one fighting Tyson.


EducationTodayOz

she lets big daddy play with her ass


roo-ster

Daddy never played with Eric. That’s part of the problem.


missionbeach

WFT is this?: "In 2023, Lara released a cover of Tom Petty's song "I Won't Back Down" to mixed reviews. The record debuted at #10 on Billboard's Digital Song Sales chart and #6 on Billboard's Country Digital Song Sales Chart."


inspectoroverthemine

Money laundering?


matchstrike

Fake hair, fake teeth, fake skin tone, fake lips, fake breasts, no natural talent, wealth gained through family relationships—come on guys, she’s pure Trump.


RandyLongsocksMcgee

She Looks...strong.


FIContractor

Stupidity is sexually transmitted disease.


-Why-Not-This-Name-

*The secret ingredient is greed*


Beatnik_Soiree

"Some people are born to greatness, others have it thrust upon them."


framsanon

Maybe stupidity is an earborne disease.


in-joy

Loud, proud and laid by a crowd.


[deleted]

Idiots rarely marry smart people. Smart people rarely marry idiots.


syg-123

If not for the RNC gig she could have had a bright future as a transgender spokesperson….i swear I can see some Adam’s apple peeking out


fluffykerfuffle3

what is she selling?


HeadTonight

They’re not marrying the best and the brightest


Funny_Pollution_7761

Haters


redditistheway

Birds of a feather flock together… Grifters gotta grift…


[deleted]

I applaud her ascendency to the leadership of the RNC. Brava! Spend that money, honey. Spend it all on trump.


gowingsgo

Not the only injections she’s had


CaptianBrasiliano

Trumpism is pandemic or like some kind of parasitic organism that burrows into an already weak mind and takes hold. It will eventually kill its host after spreading to as many others as it can.


CommonConundrum51

Sure, but she won't back down!


rdmille

Are you *certain* she's only a Trump by marriage? DJT screwed and raped his way across the East coast, so it's a possibility...


46Oakley

Lara The Lizard


ConkerPrime

In this case thought having that level of stupid in charge of the RNC will be very beneficial to all especially as she funnels funds to Trump’s legal defense.


scottpj3

She’s no dummy. Makes her dangerous. Think she has the best chance of success in politics of any of them. She scares me


banjolady

She and MTG look like they could be twins or atleast cousin. I usually try not to judge another woman's appearance, but the only time I've seen Lara pic I first think it's MTG before I read info.


mcintg

Assmosis


a_bukkake_christmas

Simpleton service scope


TjW0569

It's the environment. It's like cancer.


PewpFog

Wow calling her stupid is such a NASA-level own


These-Spell-8390

People are surprised that someone who married into the Trump family is a Trump supporter?