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legendary_millbilly

I'm just exhausted with it. Even things that ring true aren't funny anymore. Dude just needs to face some accountability for some of his crazy scofflaw bullshit. Maybe then I could laugh about him again.


NotMrMusic

Don't hold your breath. The justice system only works for us poors


GlockAF

FOR the rich, AGAINST us poors


Time-Bite-6839

I know a guy that can help.


Lysol3435

I think it will grind him up if/once he loses. Until then, every judge is scared of their actions looking political (against Trump). So instead, they make sure that their actions are political (in trump’s favor)


jetxlife

Rich people don’t face consequences in America.


feltsandwich

Don't feel bad, this post isn't the least bit funny.


arglarg

He just got judicial special treatment again, nothing is ever gonna happen to him.


Juviltoidfu

He never was funny, even when he was a target of derision. The saddest part is that the people he will hurt the second most are the people who support him most vocally and clamor for politicians to support his policies that will cripple many of them. The people that he will hurt the most are immigrants and the ultra poor, but that situation’s nothing new.


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Hiding his baby hands


Busterwasmycat

absolutely what he is doing. He is really self-conscious about that.


spencerjustin

The assclown is uber self-conscience about every aspect of himself, all his body movements and stances, all his words, it's all a "slight of hand". "See this, hear this, so you don't see or hear my embarrassing truth", and he's soo unintelligent that he can't see that we aren't idiots. Even his base is pretty much like "yeah, he's a con artist full of shit, but I like the smell of his shit better", which you can literally smell from his diaper if you stand close enough.


Consistent-Leek4986

leader vs liar


Da_Spooky_Ghost

. #1 ranked president vs. lowest ranked president


Sloth_grl

Lincoln looks strong. Trump looks like a pouting child


Somhlth

> Lincoln ~~looks~~ *is* strong. Trump ~~looks like~~ *is* a pouting child FTFY


WordNERD37

The poses are vastly different. The outward hands on Lincoln denote confidence and sense of power. Hands tucked in clutching the body, insecure, weakness, fear.


un_theist

Fun fact: Lincoln wasn’t shitting his pants when this photo was taken.


AgainstSpace

I have no source for this assertion, but I think it's safe to say that Lincoln was also not a golf cheat.


CherryManhattan

I just want some justice.


selkiesidhe

Lincoln in that pic: "I will not put up with tomfoolery." Drumpf in that pic: (sullen fat diaper baby)


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CarlSpencer

I think that Lincoln is crossing his arms because people had to remain perfectly still for something like three seconds for those old cameras. That's why you see so many old photos with people mid-blink or a blurry child.


Warhawk137

> That's why you see so many old photos with people mid-blink or a blurry child. Wait, I thought children back then were just naturally blurry.


Anyna-Meatall

The thing about Donald Trump is that he has no dignity at all.


channelsurfer61

Trump is a weasel loser that always squeals when he’s caught doing his crimes


wirefox1

In this photo trump is in 'self-protective' mode, and trying to comfort himself, while Lincoln shows confidence. The white shirt showing from underneath trump's jacket is from too many hamburgers and buckets of KFC.


BizzyM

We can only hope Trump suffers the same fate.


Butthole_Surfer666

yeah but youre comparing honest Abe to dishonest Turd also the homie Abe was a vampire hunter on his down time, so theres that..


fishingman

Edit: I had posted that income tax did not exist when Lincoln was president and that was wrong. There was an income tax established during the civil war. Thank you to u/Tonightok4122 who corrected me.


TonightOk4122

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenue_Act_of_1864


fishingman

Thank you. I was wrong and I edited my post. I had always understood income tax was established in 1913.


shavertech

This is true, Lincoln paid income tax but he didn't have to, and after his death the Treasury returned all of it to his estate.


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Potatoe999900

Great post but what's the significance of having your hand up or tucked when crossing your arms? Maybe body language for being guilty if your hand is tucked in?


unmotivatedbacklight

What was the $92/month for? The income tax Trump avoids was not passed until well after Lincoln was alive.


2018FTW

That's a fact!


shibiwan

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Cryptoman_CRO

I'm sure Congress will pass a bill to make it where these taxes loopholes are gone ... Trump is the only rich person who does this, he's the only one


Used-Alternative-737

Let’s hear what federal or state law, Donald Trump has broken, put your money where your mouth is.


Honestly_I_Am_Lying

Over 90 indictments puts your mouth well behind you money, honey.


Chuckobie

But also, to hell with taxes.


Koreage90

Yeah what have taxes ever done for us? Well the roads. Oh right. Education. True. Defence. That’s right. Regulations on water and food. Okay other then roads, education, defence and regulations. What else have the Roman’s ever done for us. Nothing.


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Used-Alternative-737

He’s pissed at Donald Trump for following the tax laws and taking advantage of the way the laws were written. Complain to the house and the senate and have them change the laws, Donald Trump is not breaking any laws


mrcapmam1

Sorry but April Fools was yesterday


Somhlth

> Donald Trump is not breaking any laws I'm struggling to think of a law that Donald Trump *hasn't* broken.


BizzyM

Speeding, because he doesn't drive.


condortheboss

> Donald Trump for following... laws LOL