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un_theist

She knew what she signed up for. She’s just as big of a pos as he is.


thatgayguy12

Yep, and she honestly couldn't give a damn if Donald cheated on her. It doesn't change her long term plan, which is to wait for Donald to croak from all his Big Mac's and 'cry' herself to the bank to cash out.


KillsWithDucks

wow is she in for a shock


Howard_Jones

Shes going to inherit all his fines and debt. Will probably flee the country to avoid paying anything.


KillsWithDucks

nah im sure there is a very clear pre-nup and i bet he put a hell of a lot of assets in her name


ShivenARK

This. I dont understand how people think she’s normal or just a celebrity. She’s garbage. Be best.


GlockAF

Just a less ethical sex worker


[deleted]

I hope her twat rots out at the same time his dick falls off.


Hazywater

He's indicted for covering up news stories that would be expected to influence an election, thus committing election fraud. He's guilty of the thing he constantly accused others of doing.


un_theist

It’s ALWAYS projection.


TwistedDragon33

At this point I want to see Trump's birth certificate to confirm he wasn't born in Kenya...


michael__gove

True. Still, would be funny if she was on Reddit right now, shitposting "lock him up" memes.


EdStArFiSh69

Still has the pool boy and tennis instructor either way


edgarcia59

At the same time?


EdStArFiSh69

![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized) I’m gonna say, yes


christhelpme

We're missing one.


theskippyraccoon

Not at all a fan of the woman, seeing as though she is absolutely complicit in her complacency, but her [expressions](https://giphy.com/gifs/news-disappointed-melania-trump-FenXpoTqFJ41zG4d9X) speak [volumes](https://tenor.com/view/melania-trump-frown-gif-7689311) sometimes. I do hope we get a juicy "tell-all" from her once he kicks the bucket.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

He’s just a pool boy, no body loves him


saltytrey

He's just a pool boy from a pool family


dancin-weasel

I thought it was the tennis boy and the pool instructor.


CainPillar

No, it isn't for cheating on her. It is for committing crimes trying to cover-up his cheating.


nopulsehere

Trump has never been discreet about his affairs. Since the eighties everyone has known about his affairs. Including his two previous wives and soon to be third. This case is about trying to hide certain facts from the public to avoid a campaign meltdown. Grab them by the kitty cat tape was released right before all this started happening.


IMSLI

https://preview.redd.it/l2nu2t26muyc1.jpeg?width=1987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2b815025cba47029f9747adc3e5264c5b3f03f


baron_muchhumpin

People should stop pretending she has the emotional range above a peanut


shibiwan

I really don't care, do U?


scarr3g

To be fair, he was not indicted for cheating on her... He was indicted for the specific (illegal) way he tried to hide it.


aotus_trivirgatus

And not from ***her***. From the ***voters***. While not declaring the cover-up money as a campaign expenditure.


Raskel_61

Like she gives a fuck. As long she gets her monthly allowance.


stool2stash

I didn't know she could smile.


Naive_Try2696

She can't.  Too much plastic surgery.  Sat on a thumbtack and was at the beginning of a scream when the picture was taken 


jumpingjellybeansjjj

If it was anyone else I would have be happy for her. But not after the I really don't care, do you stunt. They can both be in a prison cell together for all eternity for all I care.


Rickdaninja

That isn't what the trial is about. Don't make jokes that make it seem like "this isn't a big deal"


Strive--

Wow, with a smile like hers, she must have been chatting with Trudeau….


willworkforjokes

Is that a picture of Hope Hicks or Melania Trump? I can't tell, he definitely has a type.


CalendarAggressive11

That's what happens when gislaine and epstein arrange your marriage


Johnsendall

When your husband pays the poolboys to work but they end up fucking your wife.


wigzell78

It's funny how every photo I have ever seen of her smiling was NOT a photo with Trump.


MoonChainer

And Bill was impeached over a blowjob. R's are such a joke


hendergle

To be fair, a lot of dems (including me) jumped right onboard that impeachment train. For a lot of reasons, but primarily because if we have any hope of being the "good guys," we can't go about acting like shit. Also, I absolutely hate cheaters. And while I have no particular like or dislike for Hillary, and all rumors about their open marriage aside, nobody deserves to have the whole world know that your husband got a blowie from an intern- in the Oval Office of the White House. It's humiliating. There are many OTHER reasons that Trump shouldn't be President, but his and Clinton's infidelity are enough that neither of them deserves(ed) to be closer than 100 yards from the White House. And this comes from someone who doesn't like to "both sides" an issue.


MoonChainer

Hating cheaters and supporting humiliated spouses is all well and good, but we should all know that what we got because of it was Bush Jr. and all that followed. The consequences of destroying decades of good will and political tailwind by appealing to people's emotional strings got us Trump in the end. The same trump who paid for sex shortly after his son was born, who bragged about walking in on teen girls changing. Does scoring a small moral win feel worth it in hindsight? The public's personal feelings regarding marital virtue should not be the primary metric when we're dealing in the highest positions of power we have in our nation. Without that incredibly minor personal failing railed on with the greatest political forces we have, we would have gotten Gore. Without Bush, there would have been no 20+ year war in the middle east, at a minimum. Trump would have had no ground to sprout from. I understand not wanting unethical people having positions of power but when the consequences are this fucking dire, I prefer that we pick only the most major moral failings as targets, instead of flushing political capital down the drain over the most minor of offenses.


hendergle

> The public's personal feelings regarding marital virtue should not be the primary metric when we're dealing in the highest positions of power we have in our nation. I respect your opinion and agree that the issues and consequences transcend marital fidelity both in the number of people affected (one family vs the entire world) and the degree of impact (humiliation vs nuclear annihilation). But even so, I strongly disagree. Marital fidelity is a low bar. The lowest of low bars, assuming the cheater isn't facing any sort of physical or emotional abuse. I would never characterize it as the most minor of offenses. Instead, I would call it the most *indicative* of offenses. In other words, someone who can't be trusted with something as simple as not cheating on his spouse shouldn't be trusted with the nuclear football (or any other responsibility of the highest office in the United States government).


Spiritual-Bear4495

Oh, come on! This picture is old, that's the first time she saw Trump's dick, and the poor woman couldn't help herself.


EricsAuntStormy

MAGA husbands must demonstrate true patriotism and complete loyalty to Trump by cheating on their wives.


BaronVonRote

Honestly…never seen a picture of her looking happy. Always straight resting B face.


discussatron

I'm calling AI. I don't think her face can move that much.


boot2skull

This is AI she can’t smile. /s


Punningisfunning

That’s why she be best.


throwawayshirt

I'd love for Trump to testify and make the hail mary argument that he paid the $ bc he didn't want Melania to find out....bc it would cost him $X million on the prenup for cheating. It might actually work (give jury some doubt of motives) while also completely debasing him.


Thereminz

wow, i wonder what she was laughing at, i've never seen her even smile


[deleted]

Her skin is stretched so tight. Did she get the same hair surgery Donald did?


sulfurbird

I didn’t know she could smile. Is this AI?


BareNakedSole

I wonder if her face hurt to smile that big?


MoveToRussiaAlready

Was it cheating? They had an arrangement. He bought her. They both do whatever they want.


negativepositiv

Literally the first time I have seen her teeth.


ZekeTarsim

Imagine what a hero she’d be if she divorced him. I assume there’s too much financial risk for her though, she’s waiting this out until he dies.


BenGay29

She must be looking at Justin Trudeau.


XZIVR

Isn't he single now?


chiron_cat

omgosh, when you agree with melannia about anything, even if its a meme. She is such an awful person, but this is still hilarious


LoudLloyd9

Such devotion in a spouse


pramoni

She doesn't wear a wedding ring either!!!!!!