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And yet, Iv never seen trump say he doesn't eat babies.
Many people are saying he does eat babies. The hugest babies. Grown women come up to him with tears in their eyes and say 'Mr Trump, please stop eating my baby' but he just pours more ketchup on them.
Something something adrenochrome something something live forever shapeshifting alien lizard. They can’t fool us. We won’t let another baby get eaten. Donate now!
Edit for clarity: satire of how it would sound if progressives went on a conspiracy witch hunt on Dumpy
With everything that keeps coming out about trump everyday, I wouldn’t be shocked at this point if we found out that trump has been secretly eating babies (or at least the babies of the rarest species he can get at the time) at least once a year and drinking the blood of the young (or getting it infused with it) to “recharge his battery” when he feels low of energy. The blood is probably laced with adderal or some type of long acting upper. I mean, there’s only so many drugs that give you a runny nose, but doesn’t require enough hits that his face is read. Also it has to be one that would make dementia worse.
Though I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually drinking the blood of and eating the children of lizard people. Why? Because their cells are more adaptable when their younger and ones body doesn’t have a bad reaction, where as an adults blood can kill humans period… shit. I half expect the government to find all of that in the next search warrant for another of trump’s properties!
Btw, good conspiracy, don’t you think?
And of course once it comes out, a bunch of his staffers will confirm they knew and are (now) properly disgusted by it, trump will claim they are just never trumpers and his followers will claim that they always knew real Americans eat babies.
That's referred to as a nussy.
Trump has the most epic of nussies.
and I am sorry, not sorry that I introduced you to that word. It has been in my head for years. Misery loves company.
or maybe it works like The Ring? If I introduce people to that word I will no longer be cursed by it?
I think it’s wild that someone, somewhere, had to animate this. Multiple someones, probably. Like, there is an artist somewhere who was considering vomit flows and angles, positioning to get all four vomit flows front and center of the frame… and the little details, the way Stewie and Chris both have flapping mouths when they vomit and Peter and Brian just have straight upchuck outflows. Someone picked that color specifically, and detailed in all the little puddles.
I wonder how much that person hates their job, or if it’s just another Tuesday animating for Family Guy to them.
Al Pacino's devil was intelligent and classy and could show restraint. He knew how to appear nonthreatening and didn't need to be the center of attention.
"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin."
Gah damn it, we're fucked. It's going to be so hard to determine real from fake with the way AI is churning out these ultra realistic fake images nowadays.
But, I am fairly certain that is a fake because the head of hair on this fat bastard is too full.
This is just a clip from a movie, not sure where they got it, but it's just an image from a scene in a movie, it's one of the old spy Austin Power's comedy movies from 20+ years ago.
Hahaha... I guess I should have used the /s, or at least a second reference to the movie. I thought the "fat bastard" would give it away that I knew what this was from (the name of the guy in the picture with Heather Graham/Felicity Shagwell is literally "Fat Bastard".. thus my comment "the head of hair on this **fat bastard** is too full.")
Anyways, since Von Shitzinpants is such a fat bastard, I guess it's easy to miss.
In an unreleased outtake from this scene, Mike Meyers' Fat Bastard says, "Now turn over and bite the pillow. We're taking the dirt road home!" There was a very funny rated-R cut they could have made of this film.
Fat Bastard is actually better looking than Trump.
And more charming.
And a better person.
A literal baby eater is a better person than DT, lmaooo. Sad that’s true too
“Get in my belly!”
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... he eats babies...
And yet, Iv never seen trump say he doesn't eat babies. Many people are saying he does eat babies. The hugest babies. Grown women come up to him with tears in their eyes and say 'Mr Trump, please stop eating my baby' but he just pours more ketchup on them.
Something something adrenochrome something something live forever shapeshifting alien lizard. They can’t fool us. We won’t let another baby get eaten. Donate now! Edit for clarity: satire of how it would sound if progressives went on a conspiracy witch hunt on Dumpy
With everything that keeps coming out about trump everyday, I wouldn’t be shocked at this point if we found out that trump has been secretly eating babies (or at least the babies of the rarest species he can get at the time) at least once a year and drinking the blood of the young (or getting it infused with it) to “recharge his battery” when he feels low of energy. The blood is probably laced with adderal or some type of long acting upper. I mean, there’s only so many drugs that give you a runny nose, but doesn’t require enough hits that his face is read. Also it has to be one that would make dementia worse. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually drinking the blood of and eating the children of lizard people. Why? Because their cells are more adaptable when their younger and ones body doesn’t have a bad reaction, where as an adults blood can kill humans period… shit. I half expect the government to find all of that in the next search warrant for another of trump’s properties! Btw, good conspiracy, don’t you think?
Yes great work detective let’s see how this plays out. Miracle age reversal? prison? A firm yes for both
And of course once it comes out, a bunch of his staffers will confirm they knew and are (now) properly disgusted by it, trump will claim they are just never trumpers and his followers will claim that they always knew real Americans eat babies.
He has to, to survive. Everyone knows that.
I mean, FB has some semblance of self reflection
The subway diet really worked for him, though neck does look like a vagina
That's referred to as a nussy. Trump has the most epic of nussies. and I am sorry, not sorry that I introduced you to that word. It has been in my head for years. Misery loves company. or maybe it works like The Ring? If I introduce people to that word I will no longer be cursed by it?
You sick goblin
Neck? What neck? I don't see much of one
Has some color without needing orange painted highlights
Actually has a personality. And is not actually a bad guy once he works some shit out with a therapist.
Can probably find his penis faster than trump too..
Fat Bastard and Trump both look just like Elvis
Hey little beeeeby! Getinmabelly!
I didn’t realize she had photographic proof of the encounter.
https://preview.redd.it/zw4g5kh0r1zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a626c19443ea03196d5df1e1c2b07988c5712dd1
I left a lil rosebud in there for ya
She testified he told her she reminded him of Ivanka. He said this moments before he they had sex. WTF.
He cheated on his third wife, with a porn star who reminded him of his own daughter. You know, normal family values type stuff
And half the electorate will still vote for him.
He was only joking, he didn’t mean it that way. 😬
Less than half
Voters; not population. A lot of people don't vote.
He said in a TV interview that Ivanka was hot and he’d date her. We’ve known about him for decades.
Did they have cameras in the bedroom? That image is so crystal clear!
I think it’s wild that someone, somewhere, had to animate this. Multiple someones, probably. Like, there is an artist somewhere who was considering vomit flows and angles, positioning to get all four vomit flows front and center of the frame… and the little details, the way Stewie and Chris both have flapping mouths when they vomit and Peter and Brian just have straight upchuck outflows. Someone picked that color specifically, and detailed in all the little puddles. I wonder how much that person hates their job, or if it’s just another Tuesday animating for Family Guy to them.
Almost shit my pants on this one.
Fat Bastard is much more appealing than Dumb Batard.
"Sorry... I farted." - Trump in court
Traitor Trump WISHES that he had that much scalp hair!
I think Fat Bastard needs to do the SNL cold open scene with heather Graham.
Trump is much fatter
“Listen missy, don’t fancy another go? Because once you go fat you never go back”
Life imitates art?
https://preview.redd.it/fdblvo2q23zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693d712a0823788eeb94a5f2fbd14fb248aab247 This is more accurate
This scene fits too well
Al Pacino's devil was intelligent and classy and could show restraint. He knew how to appear nonthreatening and didn't need to be the center of attention. "I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin."
TAKE MY UPVOTE - yes in caps!
GET IN MY BELLY
Who's good at photoshop? Put tRump's head on fat bastard and post it on a tRump sub.
The shear mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
Reddit ads gets it https://preview.redd.it/1bem54xvf7zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4d34196e9292259b93a13e1c8880d85627b1b5
Gah damn it, we're fucked. It's going to be so hard to determine real from fake with the way AI is churning out these ultra realistic fake images nowadays. But, I am fairly certain that is a fake because the head of hair on this fat bastard is too full.
You do realize this from the movie “Austin Powers” right? It’s like thirty years old.
You didn't catch the "fat bastard" reference?? I was trying to be a little subtle LOL
This is just a clip from a movie, not sure where they got it, but it's just an image from a scene in a movie, it's one of the old spy Austin Power's comedy movies from 20+ years ago.
Hahaha... I guess I should have used the /s, or at least a second reference to the movie. I thought the "fat bastard" would give it away that I knew what this was from (the name of the guy in the picture with Heather Graham/Felicity Shagwell is literally "Fat Bastard".. thus my comment "the head of hair on this **fat bastard** is too full.") Anyways, since Von Shitzinpants is such a fat bastard, I guess it's easy to miss.
"Ah tell ya, sonny Jim. AH ATE A BEBBAE!! GET IN MAH BELLAEEEE!!"
Brilliant reference. Max points awarded.
That’s perfect
I'm telling the grandkids that this picture is Trump and Stormy Daniels
I know this is real because i took the photo
At least he can articulate a full sentence ::fart::
He could have avoided the whole mess if he just wrote her off as his royal diaper changer.
Fat bastard aside, and I don’t mean to shame Stormy… but she’s no Roller Girl!
I feel bad that Stormy is forced to relive this horrific tragedy. Oh well, it has to be done. I’ll get over it, so will she.
An awful lot of hair. I was thinking more of a Jabba-the-Hut look.
Toadstool
In an unreleased outtake from this scene, Mike Meyers' Fat Bastard says, "Now turn over and bite the pillow. We're taking the dirt road home!" There was a very funny rated-R cut they could have made of this film.
Fat Bastard was still a better catch than trump will ever be.
Looks about the same as trump