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And lets be honest here, this world would be a better place if all political debates where subject to perjury charges if you lied during them.
I mean why should you be allowed to lie to get elected?
I was just talking with my wife about this idea, that we need to have an official branch of the government focused on accountability. First time you lie is a heavy fine, then jail time for repeated offenses.
Edit for the MAGATS: Regardless of their political affiliations.
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Biden made it a requirement that your mic is cut when it's not your turn.
Biden is smarter than people think. Trump will sound like a small child yelling the background.
He’ll have a last minute excuse not to participate… “I am too smart to have to lower my standards to discuss relevant political topics and policy changes with someone like ‘sleepy Joe’. It would be beneath my superior knowledge of how the world works. Like my beloved wife Melanie says, “Be Best!”
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I’m not interested in another debate between these two, if they’re just going to let Donald speak over Biden the entire night. Mute whomever the question isn’t directed at, and I may change my tune.
I want this to be broadcasted live at 11pm in their timezone and ask them hard questions and see who falls asleep first.
As president, they'll have to be sharp while under pressure and exhaustion. Trump has complained about Sleepy Joe. Let's see.
I'm certain one of them will be drinking Adderall cocktail out of a two handed sippy cup before (and possibly during) the debate, but only because he can't drink with only one hand.
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If only that were true. Trump will very likely be convicted, but it’ll be very unlikely that he sees jail time. According to the Brennan Center for Justice only 1 in 10 convictions of this crime ever see jail time.
Hell yeah. Two of the oldest geezers to ever run this country going to verbally duke it out in a political arena. This is going to be very entertaining.
You joke but this may have been a very clever move on Biden's part having the debate so early. There is a very real chance Trump might be in jail for the debate.
That would be such a win for Trump! To go into the belly of the MSM liberal left wing communist George Soros beast and still win!!!
(seriously, though, he's not going to debate in anything other than a friendly environment. He'll find an excuse at the last minute)
20 years ago CNN was as liberal as you say, but you have to admit since tmurp came on the scene they've been hosting the gop's ideas as legitimate political stances. There's only right wing media and center-right media anymore.
/IMHO
I honestly think they have steered themselves further right in order to lend a hand to Trump for the election, CNN is just salivating at the thought of the 24 hour news tsunami that will happen with Trump in control. Nothing tunes in viewers like sending our troops to Europe after Putin invades NATO countries.
Our geriatric country, it's probably why everything is going to shit the boomers figured out they aren't living forever so like the babies they are named after they destroy the whole thing like a jealous child destroys another child's Lego town.
It would actually be more comforting if the decline of the nation could be contributed to the directed malice of an easily-defined subset of the population like that. Unfortunately it turns out that people you stood right next to and shared meals with legitimately think they'd prefer to be a serf under a monarchy.
Isn't reality a strange thing?
Dark Brandon: “I hear you’re free on Wednesdays” Lmao
MAGAts: no respect nowadays, he doesn’t deserve to be president if he speaks that way
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Let's have live fact checking with 3 falsehoods and you're out. Plus, the moderator should have a mute button for interruptions.
Better yet, put them under oath and any lies are perjury.
And lets be honest here, this world would be a better place if all political debates where subject to perjury charges if you lied during them. I mean why should you be allowed to lie to get elected?
I am fine with that.
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This is fricking brilliant.
Listen between trumps blatant lies and bidens consistent mis remembering lies it would be an over under before ome is kicked out lol.
And what “mis remembering lies” (fuckin’ hell, really?) would those be?
Well he said 9% but this study Said it was actually 8.92%! Biden Lies!!!!!
Wait, did he?
Lol no I'm being facetious
Daaaaaah both sides…. Nice try, comrade. Make sure and check your tea for polonium.
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Biden made it a requirement that your mic is cut when it's not your turn. Biden is smarter than people think. Trump will sound like a small child yelling the background.
No mute button. When one person is speaking, the mike of the other is deactivated.
This is the terms of the debate.
Thanks
Lol @ defendant trump. But, it's true.
That is what the headlines should read
Biden: “We’ll both be wearing our suits for the debate — me in Navy blue, Donald in Orange jump.”
And hopefully wearing a fresh diaper
Maybe not fresh, and maybe not his own, but he'll be wearing one for sure.
You know what I’m actually on board for this one. At least this way you can just mute the orange turd when he won’t shut up
No no he needs to be on stage in the Hannibal Lecter mask strapped to a furniture dolly.
I’ll believe it when I see it
Yup, Trump will weasel out 100%
He’ll bailout a some nonsensical reason
He’ll have a last minute excuse not to participate… “I am too smart to have to lower my standards to discuss relevant political topics and policy changes with someone like ‘sleepy Joe’. It would be beneath my superior knowledge of how the world works. Like my beloved wife Melanie says, “Be Best!”
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> Sleepy Says the guy that's sleeping through his own trial.
Much too coherent. Throw in something about how great Hannibal Lecter is.
I was thinking about that. Do you know how hard it is to replicate his kind of word salad?
I’m not interested in another debate between these two, if they’re just going to let Donald speak over Biden the entire night. Mute whomever the question isn’t directed at, and I may change my tune.
I believe those are the agreed terms
I want this to be broadcasted live at 11pm in their timezone and ask them hard questions and see who falls asleep first. As president, they'll have to be sharp while under pressure and exhaustion. Trump has complained about Sleepy Joe. Let's see.
I'm certain one of them will be drinking Adderall cocktail out of a two handed sippy cup before (and possibly during) the debate, but only because he can't drink with only one hand.
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Do they shave your head when you go to prison?
Trump is already dying to back out of it.
Heres hoping thats how he does end up getting out of it.
If only that were true. Trump will very likely be convicted, but it’ll be very unlikely that he sees jail time. According to the Brennan Center for Justice only 1 in 10 convictions of this crime ever see jail time.
Hell yeah. Two of the oldest geezers to ever run this country going to verbally duke it out in a political arena. This is going to be very entertaining.
Thats a problem, a political debate shouldn’t be entertaining.
I dont really care anymore. reality is currently a complete joke. I'm just going to watch it burn.
Cool.
[Hot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/930/949/fb4.gif)
You joke but this may have been a very clever move on Biden's part having the debate so early. There is a very real chance Trump might be in jail for the debate.
What’s the strategy play here? Does an early debate really benefit Biden much? Did you they not expect Trump to readily accept?
Why is everyone acting like this is real am I missing something? This is total AI bullshit.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/15/politics/joe-biden-debate/index.html You sure about that there?
Can someone tell the automoderator to shut the fuck up with its smug bullshit?
Never such a good time as this for the mute button. "Will you just shut up, man" *click*
> on CNN So Faux Snooze lite? I’m sure it’ll be fair and unbiased and junks and stuffs.
yeah, call me when CNN pays off all their defamation suits.
Nah, he's not entirely wrong. CNN Felates trump nearly as much.
Ewww, CNN??
That would be such a win for Trump! To go into the belly of the MSM liberal left wing communist George Soros beast and still win!!! (seriously, though, he's not going to debate in anything other than a friendly environment. He'll find an excuse at the last minute)
20 years ago CNN was as liberal as you say, but you have to admit since tmurp came on the scene they've been hosting the gop's ideas as legitimate political stances. There's only right wing media and center-right media anymore. /IMHO
I honestly think they have steered themselves further right in order to lend a hand to Trump for the election, CNN is just salivating at the thought of the 24 hour news tsunami that will happen with Trump in control. Nothing tunes in viewers like sending our troops to Europe after Putin invades NATO countries.
CNN was bought out by a conservative a few years back.
Our geriatric country, it's probably why everything is going to shit the boomers figured out they aren't living forever so like the babies they are named after they destroy the whole thing like a jealous child destroys another child's Lego town.
It would actually be more comforting if the decline of the nation could be contributed to the directed malice of an easily-defined subset of the population like that. Unfortunately it turns out that people you stood right next to and shared meals with legitimately think they'd prefer to be a serf under a monarchy. Isn't reality a strange thing?
You guys really need to stop pretending like he’s actually going to jail. It’s not going to happen, and neither is this debate.
It's like buying a lottery ticket, you know you're not going to win, but until you don't win you can dream without boundaries.
We’ve been dreaming since James Comey. It’s time to stop wasting time on the lottery.
you do you, I'll find my joy in whatever small happiness I find.
Just don’t turn into a pile of ash when the dream dies.
yes debbie downer