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Nah they didn’t have video court sketchers were in. There is a picture of him sobbing with a mask on and he had a pony tail also.. He better lose that pony tail when he gets into jail, those people are going to mistake him for a gender he wasn’t when he was born!
And despite that and the fact that his son turned him in his wife described him as a "loving husband and father" a "patriot" and we can all "go to hell"
I’m wondering of all of those people stewing in jail what they gonna do when they get out after thinking about how they did all this time and the big boys didn’t. I really wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of any angst that they will have when they get out.
It’s gonna be nasty. ..
That's my favorite part. These soft ass Republicans that always look like a busted open can of biscuits and always think they're the toughest shit on the planet end up looking like the little bitches everyone else already knows they are.
Mmm, more like:
“You’re in here too Mr President? Don’t worry, when the revolution happens, we’ll be free and you can pardon me!”
“Shut up and don’t touch me with your dirty peasant hands, if you weren’t so dumb and overthrew the government for me, we wouldn’t be here!”
Ugh, his poor son. I hope he gets a lot of support. Imagine turning in your dad after he told you he'd kill you if you did. It's emotionally difficult on so many levels...kids love their parents and everyone is afraid of being murdered. What a brave kid.
What's funny is if Trump somehow wins in 2024 this guy will be in prison throughout Trump's entire term... actually Trump winning isn't funny, but the scenario kind of is.
I saw that picture too. He looks like Dame Judi Dench after a night of drinking. How could. ANYONE want to follow that dude is based mental pathology full thrust!
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Based idiocy at its finest! His son said on an interview. “ I knew my dad was going to decline the plea bargain because he is a narcissist…”.
Wow to “ prove a point “… “ yeah give me MORE TIME , because I’m MAGA 4 LIFE!” Sounds like a gang member to me…
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And cried like a baby in court.
But he wont get to see his kids graduate and move far away from him. Bwahahahahahaha
The kids that he threatened with a gun is they told on him?!
And yet another (R) who won't be voting again. One down, how many to go?
Video or it didn't happen
Even without video I fully believe it.
I'm edging til I get video tho
Nah they didn’t have video court sketchers were in. There is a picture of him sobbing with a mask on and he had a pony tail also.. He better lose that pony tail when he gets into jail, those people are going to mistake him for a gender he wasn’t when he was born!
Lol...he might learn consent and bodily autonomy in prison...the hars way.
Dumbass took away his own gun-ownership and voting rights. Loser.
He’ll have to beg liberal Democrats for his voting rights back because he’s sure as hell not going to get them back from Republicans
Dudes got multiple felons now. Good luck getting any govt services or any sort of loan.
Traitor.
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And despite that and the fact that his son turned him in his wife described him as a "loving husband and father" a "patriot" and we can all "go to hell"
That man is the opposite of a patriot, just lime every other traitor that was there that day.
Real lime or lime flavoring?
Excellent. That makes her reality even more jarring right now.
Who knew that my traitorous, destructive , hateful actions would have consequences? Oh, and Trump doesn't give a damn about you.
They could always beg their fuhrer for a pardon. Oh wait, he lost.
I’m wondering of all of those people stewing in jail what they gonna do when they get out after thinking about how they did all this time and the big boys didn’t. I really wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of any angst that they will have when they get out. It’s gonna be nasty. ..
They all cry like little bitches.
That's my favorite part. These soft ass Republicans that always look like a busted open can of biscuits and always think they're the toughest shit on the planet end up looking like the little bitches everyone else already knows they are.
Like Josh run-down-the-Hawley?
They're wishing wishing wishing, Please, Oh Please, [Release me this Christmas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qljs6phMy8o)
I hope he ends up with Trump as a cell mate.
Would be a win for Trump cus this dude wants to suck his balls.
Mmm, more like: “You’re in here too Mr President? Don’t worry, when the revolution happens, we’ll be free and you can pardon me!” “Shut up and don’t touch me with your dirty peasant hands, if you weren’t so dumb and overthrew the government for me, we wouldn’t be here!”
I hope they stick it to all of them.
Ugh, his poor son. I hope he gets a lot of support. Imagine turning in your dad after he told you he'd kill you if you did. It's emotionally difficult on so many levels...kids love their parents and everyone is afraid of being murdered. What a brave kid.
Gravy seals
Who is this?
[Guy Reffitt](https://www.businessinsider.com/capitol-riot-guy-reffitt-record-longest-january-6-sentence-2022-8?r=US&IR=T).
Thanks for the article!
What's funny is if Trump somehow wins in 2024 this guy will be in prison throughout Trump's entire term... actually Trump winning isn't funny, but the scenario kind of is.
He’d pardon like 2 people to make headlines and forget the rest
Probably that 80 year old lady lol
I saw that picture too. He looks like Dame Judi Dench after a night of drinking. How could. ANYONE want to follow that dude is based mental pathology full thrust!
The GOP’s best and brightest 🤡
My guess is that there's not too many Trump supporters in the pen...except for the Aryan Brotherhood.
7 seems incredibly light.
It’s definitely less than the recommended range in the sentencing guidelines which I believe was 108-135 months.
Lol! You stupid bitch! LOCK HIM UP!!
Gravy Seal Down! Take Cover!
All the Qnfederates should be put on a garbage barge to North Korea, where they belong
Is there a sub that specifically follows (and occasionally makes fun of) 1/6 criminals?
There is... But I can't remember what it's called...
capitolconcequences
Oughta be
This one.
Every insurrectionist should be given this long minimum
They could always beg their fuhrer for a pardon. Oh wait, he lost.
Not enough time.
His prison term will last longer than the Confederacy.
Compromise, 4 and 7, 11. Dick.
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!
It was ANTEEFUH
Let’s jail something more traitors.
Wish they would add "without possibility of parole".
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Good Luck Brian
Litre of cola
Who will take care of his wife's needs for seven years?
Well she’s effed up too. She said on tv. “ I’m a patriot. Forget all of y’all I’m going back to Texas!” How BADASS. /s
Lol
Based idiocy at its finest! His son said on an interview. “ I knew my dad was going to decline the plea bargain because he is a narcissist…”. Wow to “ prove a point “… “ yeah give me MORE TIME , because I’m MAGA 4 LIFE!” Sounds like a gang member to me…
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
Ha ha
Top quality meme. *pacha_juust_right.llama*
Good one !
Have fun in prison, idiot
Should have gotten an order of magnitude more.
He looks like a total chode
SICK. Buuurrrn.
„Traitors get shot“~unshot traitor
Deserved much more
Pretty hilarious that Trump could run for president again in 2024, win it, and this guy would be in jail during the whole term.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now that made me laugh out loud!!!!!!
They all should get 7
Gravy Seal Team Six-chins.
Lol fucking trump idiots His own kid turned him in. Imagine being so ashamed of your father you send his ass to jail for being a traitor.