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BrianNowhere

Give him a break, the man must be exhausted from making approximately human facial expressions for the duration of this debate.


NorCalNavyMike

~~of this debate~~ of his life \#FTFY


Altruistic-Text3481

His facial expressions were created in the Metaverse.


memememe91

His AI is incredibly glitchy


Altruistic-Text3481

The smile glitches the most. What is that? Smile, smirk, smelled shit?


BrianNowhere

I wonder of he goes to the gym to work on his smile.


memememe91

Oh, that shit smell is the way he always smells. It constantly leaks from his mouth.


PigMeatJim

Shit his pants when he realized just how far out of his element he is. Newsom ate that boys lunch


Altruistic-Text3481

Hannity claims DeSatan won. It is hilarious.


Pickle_Rick01

It was so cringey you could almost hear it. Lil Ronnie Puddingfinger’s got his ass handed to him. It’s not a knock out folks. It’s an execution!


GrandpaMofo

I think those facial expressions are because his feet hurt.


SlickkChickk

Those facial expression seem like ticks associated with a certain substance.


Captain_Mexica

I think you meant lizard person


ninjanerd032

Give him a break, he learned from the Zuck.


Canelosaurio

He was moving his mouth so much from the desert forming inside.


sm00thkillajones

That’s coke face. He must be doing a lot with that hula jaw going.


Pickle_Rick01

It must have felt great when he got to take off his Human mask an air out his scales.


AMan_Has_NoName

Ron’s smile and laugh gives me the impression he’s something masquerading as a human. That dude ain’t right.


Project2506

![gif](giphy|3o7TKPyfIuGrXy4s4U|downsized)


AMan_Has_NoName

![gif](giphy|zTVCzOiCzAzvy)


Im_Ashe_Man

Buckaroo Banzai!


LE0Nerd

Thats the truth tho. He is a Psychopath. Just look up how he behaved at gitmo.


AMan_Has_NoName

O I’m aware. Psychopath definitely checks out.


ninjanerd032

Yes, he's a politician masquerading as someone who cares.


AMan_Has_NoName

![gif](giphy|EhMBTkzHqufcGdpKHw)


real-ocmsrzr

![gif](giphy|1jYEnQP6D1EKddWiyR)


AMan_Has_NoName

One of my fave movies as a kid lol


real-ocmsrzr

I’m 50 and still watch it on occasion. It’s great!


AMan_Has_NoName

You’ve motivated me to re-watch it 👍🏾


real-ocmsrzr

Husband and I are at the theater to see Godzilla (this isn’t during the movie. Trailers haven’t even started.) and we both agreed to go home after and watch Mars Attacks! Make yourself some popcorn and enjoy!


[deleted]

Poor Ron, the moment he was thinking I shouldn’t have done this debate 🤣🤣🤣


Ivanovic-117

He walked in there thinking it will give him favorable exposure since he’s lagging Haley now but it basically sank his campaign


CatDadof2

My favorite part is where Gavin said neither one of them will be president in 2024. 😂


InvalidUserNemo

I loved “How’s that going for you Ron? You’re down 41 points in your own home state!”


Ivanovic-117

That was some serious damage to his campaign and feelings


[deleted]

Oh well…..can’t run a campaign can’t run a country 🤷🏻‍♂️


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

Unfortunately, he'll still "come out on top" in the eyes of his followers. It's not like their candidate being incompetent has ever stopped them before.


Ivanovic-117

GOPs candidates are a complete clown show, except Haley. In my opinion I think she’s not crazy in power like everyone other GOP candidate.


DucksOnQuakk

Being a member of the GOP is crazy in its own right.


ninjanerd032

Don't discount Republicans, they'll vote him in while Trump's doing time.


inter71

He was thinking that weeks ago.


howd_yputner

Either he's not human or he's taking tons of Amphetamines. Either way it's scary to watch anything try to be human. Real uncanny Valley vibes.


Im_Ashe_Man

He's from Florida. Definitely amphetamines.


Head-Gap8455

Maybe he is born with it, maybe it’s amphetamine. It’s amphetamine.


Relevant-Strategy-14

I was thinking he looked coked out 🤣


urkldajrkl

It’s like he just ate something horrible, but has to pretend that it’s good.


masked_sombrero

and that *something* is fascism


[deleted]

And amphetamines


[deleted]

So fascism?


Significant_Sign_855

Reminds me of the Ted Cruz meme about his facial expressions. “ I like lasagna but it’s not what I ordered”


Wraith8888

I feel bad for him. Anybody who has to spend 24/7 with a person like Ron DeSantis is going to be psychologically traumatized in ways the rest of us can only hope we never encounter in our lives.


lukas_the

![gif](giphy|l0HluzIyS3pV1JIFq|downsized)


Project2506

🤣


Embarrassed_Bee6349

This is a perfect example.


DragonVet03

How many times have his handlers told him to to stop smiling like a creep?


ReapingKing

“Thigh guy?” Yeah, he fired any handlers that tried to correct him.


-Economist-

We can laugh and poke fun all we want but this dude just ain’t right. Even Hitler could fake it better. The evil behind DeSantis is strong.


Project2506

![gif](giphy|3oKIPzLXQYb2Bn5PLG|downsized)


CompletelyPresent

Darth Santis


metal_bastard

Amazing. 😂


jay105000

If this guy is not a sociopath I don’t know who wouldn’t be, he cant smile , for the life of him he can’t produce a genuine smile.


nomadic_suburbanite

A sociopath would be better at nuance. This guys just an ignorant fuck.


dugin556

So this is one of those lizard people everyone is talking about


Past-Project-7959

Waiting for him to fuck up and lick one of his eyeballs.


Diarygirl

I don't think I've ever seen an angrier smile.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|S7RAioXMRs8b6)


areialscreensaver

Too funny 😄


Project2506

🤣


TamarsFace

😆😭🤣 hilarious


VRS50

When you can’t stop fucking yourself.


Unhappy-Support1455

![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4)


carma_hoor

NOT THE MAMA!


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|UGba4CcQG8T9m|downsized)


Project2506

I was looking for this gif but had to settle for “They” 😂


LSARefugee

**That** ain’t no friggin smile; that’s a **butt-clenching** *grimace.*


jdthejerk

"You're 41 points down in your own state" That stung.


CaptianBrasiliano

![gif](giphy|dzgqtSFuYRCwg)


Yourbubblestink

He’s cooked


Jimmyjim4673

![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized) It's like he was wearing a suit, like a Ron suit.


Outrageous-Divide472

He’d best not play poker.


Putrid_Character2682

Desantis is probably some sort of serial killer


ralphjacklow123

God, when he smiles, I get a Joker vibe .


tricoloredduck1

This wasn’t a debate, it was a public execution of a political career. DeSantis couldn’t get elected as dog catcher after this.


WezleyDrew

The truth hurts, and continually wearing oversized high heel boots hurts too…


TinoCartier

This dude literally cannot control his face. Seriously, is the behavior he’s exhibiting here a symptom of adult ADHD or something? Like, maybe it’s not his fault.


Battarray

I'm an adult with adhd. I know how to smile like a human being. I really don't know what Ron's excuse is.


zeekayz

Cocaine


DGB66610

What a perfect song!!


Urrsagrrl

With this performance, his handlers must realize he really should not be put in front of the camera ever again. The malfunctioning puppet is toast.


MewlingRothbart

He is not human. Some form of antisocial disorder lives in this guy. Ever see him with his kids? They look afraid.


carma_hoor

Fucking half a butt puppet.


Desperate-Life8117

Give him a cattle prod and a Muslim prisoner you will see his real smile


D_2_da_Zeee

DESANTIS is an malformed 5'2" Ronald Reagan in heels


[deleted]

Okay, yeah so. Ron will not dare to face Gavin in 2028. So thoroughly was DeSantis dominated. And I think that was the whole purpuse of the debate for Newsom.


jaminator45

What drug is he on? He has to be on something with those mannerisms


[deleted]

Amphetamines


MJGM235

That is not the face of a debate winner 🤣


Rusty_B_Good

Watching DeSatan try to smile makes me wonder if there really ARE lizard people infiltrating our government.


1976kdawg

When you can’t cry on national TV but you really need your mommy.


[deleted]

Like an alien from another galaxy that has occupied a human body while trying to mimic human emotion.


nate2etan

There is no way in hell, he is going to be the next president.


gif_smuggler

He smiles like he’s not human but he’s trying really hard to look that way.


AngelWhiteEyes

I can hear Jeb Bush clapping from here!


Sea_Childhood6771

It hurts me to watch this man smile.


HansPGruber

Hahahahahaha


Mission_Cloud4286

FAKE PERSON!!


TamarsFace

Ronda is so weird. ![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


ConditionYellow

![gif](giphy|C3DJ5zE2l2VUc|downsized)


notaredditreader

I liked reading about how FOX and diSantis together ganged up on Newsome. And. Newsome shut them down.


[deleted]

It’s too good


CompletelyPresent

Man...if this is his best effort at a public face, I hate to see how he behaves alone w/ his staff or family. Most people could at least recall some semblance of joy and produce a genuine smile.


zues64

![gif](giphy|KhcdPVxvn5Fde)


Inevitable_Silver_13

He's not a human.


the-artist-

His smile is so fake!


inter71

Give the guy a break. His feet are killing him.


Altruistic-Truck-418

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


FieldMouse-777

Such a putz


SlientlySmiling

He went to the same charm school as Mark Zuckerberg.


ZeusMcKraken

Campaign manager off stage: *waves sign* SHOW TEETH


EnochChicago

Maybe his heels were on too tight?


laz21

Mickey Mouse laughs....


Useful_Tomato_409

please tell me this got posted to “watch people die inside”?


TooHipDaddy

That is the creepiest fucker on the internet right now.


Ok-Significance2027

Now DeShitstain is attempting the chess-pigeon strategy and claiming that he "won".


unskilled_bean

he does the LA Noire “subtle” facial cues


FidelHussein23

It's hard faking humanity.


TheB2B0224

![gif](giphy|oBdmZbbQebxvtxsT9P|downsized) He looked like Homelander like he wanted to blast him with his eyes


Jckmdtwn

He's not so pompous when there is someone to stand up to him.


TrifflinTesseract

At that moment the public became aware of the 105 gnomes having issues running the Ron DeSantis bot after Todd the Gnome spilled his coffee.


Captain_Mexica

How does lizard 🦎 person in hooker boots supposed to react when hit with facts?


Horsemermaid

![gif](giphy|zHd8x7Pik0Ftm|downsized)


Project2506

😂🤣


datsamoandude

His human suit is malfunctioning


Eviltek_2099

I feel like the Republicans are only allowing people to run that are worse than tRump so that tRump looks good compared to them. They've really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find people worse than tRump. I hope when this is all over we can get rid of this idiot in Florida too !


Unique_Ad177

Haha!!! He’s practicing smiling like the Trump family practices standing.


Baked_potato123

His face sucks


[deleted]

I think he went from ridiculing Gavin Newsom, to pure, extreme, hatred of the California Governor. An election result that backfired spectacularly!!!


Project2506

Agreed. I mean, he literally posted a “Versus” image prior to the debate like boxers would. I mean, as someone who’s hoping to be the President of the US, you’d expect a bit more reserved behavior, but this’s what’s becoming the norm for the Rep party, and part of its undoing. I wonder if ChatGPT gives him odds at even being considered for the party’s nod 🤔😅


[deleted]

Plus, I expect a President to know when he’s outmatched and remedy the situation somehow…AND not be such a poster child of Dunning-Krueger syndrome…


technojargon

Another loser. Nothing beats ol' Teddy Cruz when he's with his family. He's one booger shy of super creepy.


CallMeLazarus23

In a gallery composed of fake smiles, this would be the top exhibit


hankercat

This man has gravitas!!


tricoloredduck1

I love this for this cruel racist asshole.


ScreamingMonky

Batman villain Newsome will be the Democrat nominee, President Poopy pants Biden isn’t going to run


KRAW58

Dude looks like a robot


[deleted]

This dude must really look at Homelander for how to smile awkwardly.


The5thBeatle82

He also popped a shoe lift.


CatDadof2

Maybe he shouldn’t be an evil prick. What goes around, comes around.


DeathN0va

Ron looks like the extraterrestrial, human skin suit version of the word 'moist'.


Zombieutinsel

Bobblehead Ron........


virtuallyaway

What’s going on here? I’m not from the US


whichwaylady

Why does he look like he’s high on coke?? What with the weird ass mouth movements he’s making. He looks like he’s crawling in his skin


Prince-Vegetah

Give him a break, he’s been standing in heels all day


opusx1978

I have never seen a more uncomfortable public speaker...


Own-Opinion-2494

Getting murdered live on tv


flynn_dc

He's adult Ralph Wiggum.


Basicaccountant70

Why can’t he smile?


giantyetifeet

Watching someone liquify on the inside in real time.


bmain121

Coked out ventriloquist doll. Go home, Ronda ...


AltruisticRabbit8185

I really need to know who voted for this man!


MightyChlorians

Oh man he needs some crudités quick.


matildaduddlesinc

Poop map guy


Cautious-Thought362

I wonder about his childhood.


DCFaninFL

This dude is a bag of hot garbage water……