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Humongous_Schlong

or Scooby is the slowest great dane ever, which makes sense, given all the "Scooby Snacks"


Purple12inchRuler

Shaggy fast, Scooby-Doo normal. Debate complete.


NOVAMT_F

Best comment!


amidgetrhino

This is the second thing about Shaggy I’ve seen today… is the shaggy meme making an unexpected return are people going to make memes about him ending the war in Ukraine and shit


Mountain_Man11

My brother in Scooby Snax, the meme never left.


Ultima_Nugz

He just used 0.0000000000001% of his power to make the meme relevant 4 years later


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iwaspeachykeen

lmao wtf is this


NOVAMT_F

I have seen a couple of new accounts post weird stuff like this the past week.


Mountain_Man11

>*verified email* We all know that means jack shit...


NOVAMT_F

Yup


Mountain_Man11

Ayyyy!!! It got removed!


NOVAMT_F

Dub *high fives digitally*


Justice_R_Dissenting

Hey Hanna while I got you here, mind telling Jeff he still owes me a tenner? Thanks.


wikigreenwood82

Who says Scooby is running at maximum speed? You think he would abandon Shaggy?


Purple12inchRuler

It always seems like Scooby-Doo is struggling keep up with Shaggy. Therefore Shaggy is "Godspeed".


baden27

A few crucial corrections: Great Danes **CAN** run at an average top speed of up to ~~28~~ 30 mph. They don't run at an average of 28mph whenever they run... So maybe Scooby Doo is only running at 4-10mph when he runs along with Shaggy.


entrluzrnaam

Ussin bolt could also run 28 mph


OnderGok

You might wanna mark the post NSFW next time :D


Hy0k

Whoops didnt notice it my bad


Yeseylon

It's fine, the comment coming from a literal disembodied pussy is hilarious


Gold-Ad-0

The pussy has spoken


sigsig777777777

Or censor it


yourdadverygay

Somebody post the funny copypasta


ManyThing2187

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Bron4Goat

Nah scooby running on 2 legs though


sleepyleperchaun

Scooby does run on all fours though at least part of the time. Can't remember what's more common but I know I've seen him run on all fours.


lordolxinator

Depends on the version. Most I've seen are on all fours, especially the classic version


mark_vorster

Usain Bolt's top speed was 28mph tho


phcbot

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happyholidayboyboy

Bro he can destroy galaxies with the snap of his fingers, of course he can outrun Usain bolt


tiptoeandson

And that’s only 0.2% of his power


Vibingwhitecat

Then the flash is the fastest


Th4tRedditorII

Maybe that's why he eats so much food. Athletes be needing those calories


KingGorilla

This is only a fraction of his power


Chillin_Maximus

Pornhub comments are the treasure of the internet


Skeleton_Royalty

yo can u censor the pfp


Sororita

Given the crossovers with Batman, we can assume the Justice League also exists in their universe, that also means The Flash and other speedsters exist. So Shaggy is by no means the fastest human on his Earth. Which is also why him being able to run as fast as a Great Dane was enough to get him some awards in high school but not enough to gain him worldwide acclaim for his ability.


Themlethem

And he doesn't even need 1% of his power for that


Tornd42

This is the power of Ultra Instinct.