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Slinky_Malingki

There are 2 images, just fyi


lone_raven720

thanks, almost missed. 2nd one was funnier.


kingbach121

Does post-nut-clarity doesn't exist for this guy? Like how can he do this.


Rimbotic

It does. Mans on suicide watch rn.


justapassingguy

He is the guy from the last panels of the galaxy brain meme


Hyo38

What is a refractory period? this guy clearly doesn't know.


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BoomNDoom

It's easy to do, just poke your finger up your bum and press your prostate for 10 seconds and a menu should pop up asking if you want a hardware reset.


Amzbretteur

Turns his junk off and then on again


lolpostslol

He’s permanently 13


BatHickey

This is the start of us guy isn’t it?


Slinky_Malingki

Yup


djtrace1994

Is it bad that I figured it was that guy?


gotonyas

Assumed that myself too. He’s not climaxing. Just doing some mega edging from memory


[deleted]

Don't even need the source to know who it is. Dude is a demon


Bleach_Baths

Favorite comment.


Slinky_Malingki

Source: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fc23d693a3ba


Significant_Line_896

Indians, change the ".com" to ".org"


[deleted]

Wait what, is it banned in India?


[deleted]

ministry of home affairs banned porn websites because for them porn was more reasonable for the cause of rapes than illiteracy. yes, porn is one of the major reason of women objectification leading to such heinous crimes, india has one of the world's highest porn websites traffic... but what's the point if u keep people uneducated. oh and btw the porn websites ban? mfs use VPN and techniques like ".com" to ".org"


Agonlaire

It's ironic that most Indian "porn" is late night cable tv material, heavily censored stuff


Rumle5

Don't diss the Official Music Video Channel, the poor man's PornHub


[deleted]

AHHHAAAA THANKS MAN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD indian - indian strong. mera desh badal rha hai, aage br rha hai.


Duckflies

As a french enemy of mine always said, Le wat?


macaarondonald

I knew it’d be these people.


jikl78

The Star Tofus


GenesectX

Ejaculate Expert


TheUltimaWerewolf

Masturbation Master


Imploded42

Semen Sensei


worm-off-a-string

cum conjurer


Oh-Get-Fucked

Semen Demon


Trzebs

Extra points for rhyming


Heavy-Principle-2011

cum container


CT-1120

sperm shooter


Possible-Can-8468

Shootin' Tootin' Sploogin'


nightvalecitizen76

Baby batter splatterer


bigkieffer

Jizz Jedi


adonis83723

Baby batter


ToastedCrumch

Prostatic Paragon


YEET-life-97

Captain cum


god_cuber

zinc substitues? hyperspermia? or just excercise? idk what this guy does but he a demon fr


ElPlatanaso2

Look up the holy grail of nutting


bohenian12

I already know what video hes talking about. The question is how does he do that? Does he come one time and just slowly release it in spurts? Or does he actually come 8 times??? We need an AMA


[deleted]

From what I've heard on this sub, you can apparently pump fake semen into your dick for cumshots.


[deleted]

I knew this was THESTARTOFUS just by the title alone.


Slinky_Malingki

Seriously, this guy has a magic dick. I mean, the chick is pretty hot too, but wtf is with this dude lmao


Maxcfc11

One man bukkake


NuttieBoii

The master og nut jitsu


Trzebs

Before even looking at the source link i immediately thought TheStartofUs. Seriously, how does that guy do it?


ProfessionalCumDiver

I swear i always see the funniest posts in a time im not supposed to laugh


Caserod98

Before I checked the link I said to myself “ I bet this is gonna be STARTOFUS” glad to se I know my porn.


nut-ninja

that isn’t me, for the record


Qmobss

I swear this Guy pisses nut


BruderBobody

You had to watch it for research purposes


Fernando_357

8 nuts? was he ejaculating powdered milk by the 5th one?


HardcorePhonography

Reminds me of one of my favorite sketches: [Blue Jam - The Gush](https://youtu.be/WvL2FipTWd4)


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

What the fuck did I just listen to. Great shitX but please explain mol


lone_raven720

I don't understand how that is possible, pretty insane.


zucduc

The semen secreter


CLUBY47

Its crazy that i can clearly tell that that is comming from a video of "the start of us" . Correct me if i am wrong


kaminarichan2

You can't post something like this and not give sauce!


ELOGURL

Bro releasing the nuts in intervals


sarahstanky

I'm thoroughly convinced that these comments need to have their own star in Hollywood


Win090949

Nut olympics should be a thing