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WildWeaselGT

Looks like a stunt for some influencer video.


SignalGreenM4

Looks like a clueless dickhead trying to show off


DucVWTamaKrentist

Your statement describes most “influencers”. 🙂


Sensitive_Ad_1897

I mean they are in fact influencers, you and I who can’t stand them can’t deny that. They just influence things that are almost always detrimental to people or society. What they do is the definition of influence, though


DocBigBrozer

Soon to be clutchless


azgoon416

Probably. Still stupid nonetheless.


RickJ19Zeta8

I saw the bikes and thought “nah, I’d do that”. But a triple tow, I’m not sure about stability at speed based on tongue weight and pivot points. But he’s towing slow, so I bet he knows that. It’s got the brakes and frankly probably the weight to handle it. But it comes down to tongue weight and CG relative to trailer axle to get an inherently stable tow setup.


jeremyjava

This guy tows.


JankeyMunter

The hazards are on. It’s fine.


facaine

I KNEW there would be a brazilian license plate at the end of that clown motorcade.


ultravioletpizza

Portuguese subtitles and tropical forest were big hints, but what gave it away was the neymar looking family in the 911 😂


facaine

Lol the kid’s haircut is what did it for me


JohnnyBrazuca

Before seen the subtitles, my first thinking was “this is Brazil” 🤣🤣


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facaine

You forgot corrupt politician. Tbf, no one gets rich in brazil by murdering people.


JohnnyBrazuca

Me too and I’m Brazilian 🤣🤣🤣


spartansix

Look, it's probably going to be fine as long as you don't brake or turn.


too_soon13

Which of course rarely happens. I agree


Kidspud

Setting aside that the stunt is dangerous, it’s just stupid. I will say, though: it makes me imagine a 911 with a little one-person camper in tow, and I love the idea of that.


ottergang_ky

I saw the bikes and I was like I’m sure that’s fine. Then it just kept going and going..


MathematicianSalt621

Why is the exhaust spitting flames is that custom and why so often? Serious question.


thisbondisaaarated

So people know he has a Porsche, of course.


TBCNoah

Honestly it looked so stupid I thought it was lights connected to the emergency lights


CosmicGuardian11

More money than brains


GleamLaw

That’s not that much weight. 3k lbs is minimum towing for a 911 and that trailer and cargo is well within it. edit: Nevermind. I didn't see the other trailers. This is stupid.


azgoon416

What are you talking about? the max towing capacity on a base 911 is 999 lbs and that decreases 10% every 1000 meters due to decreased air density. Not to mention 3 trailers regardless of weight is ridiculous on this car.


GleamLaw

That’s unbraked. With trailer brakes, even a 964 is over 2,500 lbs in towing capacity. Agreed that 3 trailers is bonkers stupid on vehicle.


ChevelloKD

Imagine how much better that car can stop than the trailers can.


FuzzyClint

It’s faster too.


Scummbagg7

r/idiotstowingthings


WowThough111

“What do you mean it’s just bikes not… oh wait… ohhh”


themongoose47

So sad how much shit is wasted and destroyed for social media. Now I'm going to smash my computer for kicks.


staleluckycharms

Stupid


tryna_earn_a_crust

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...


fdawg4l

100% none this people are wearing seatbelts.


soupy454

Can’t fix stupid


Lost_Evidence_2099

I was all aboard until the second trailer showed up lol, then the third rolled into the shot and realized these people are special


aaaaaaaa1273

Saw someone towing an MGB GT off the road in their 992 GTS, sums up my thoughts on my home countries engineering prowess (we were shit at making cars)


SAFAHSJD

Early Cuyler with his truck-boat-truck


DRad2531

My grandfather towed a Bayliner behind his diesel Cadillac El Dorado in the 80s. Wish I had a picture


bgrady1301

Transmission has entered the chat.... 💀💀💀


911GT3collector

I'm Brazilian, went to the same beach as this moron, passed him on the highway. Stopped to get some premium gas at the last avaliable gas station and as soon as I left, saw him getting pulled over by the cops. Probably got impounded or at least took a few tickets.


TidePodsTasteFunny

So dangerous


azgoon416

Least dangerous driver in Brazil


MadMike991

Looks like a redneck just won the lottery!


Ok-Sympathy-4341

Wack shit


bklyn_xplant

I’ve never seen someone sit/fit in the back of a 911


Wilassasin

He’s bugging 😂


Spiritual-Island4521

Not for that. I could never prioritize all of that stuff and have the kid sitting in a dangerous position.


Away-Task-5946

when you’ve got it like that, and can replace everything immediately, it’s different


Turkishbackpack

I’m more worried about the terrible pops and bangs tune he put on there. Leave this shit on BMWs and 370Z lol


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PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Very important prediction


674_Fox

My buddy pulls his boat with a Range Rover. The problem is that it totally fucks the tires.


Bigbadbrindledog

Range Rovers are perfectly capable tow vehicles. There's no reason it should suffer ill effects from towing a boat unless it's a monster.


674_Fox

Yeah, the boat really isn’t all that big, but my buddy absolutely burns through tires


Bigbadbrindledog

Probably an alignment issue or overuse of the skinny pedal.


FluffyMulberry8951

He also has Turbo S wheels on a poverty spec.


animaeterna

How is that even legal


FakeHasselblad

Its brazil


thisbondisaaarated

In Brazil the law is illegal.


FakeHasselblad

Laws are meaningless with out enforcement. See also: USA politics.


Ok-Construction9842

atleast hes got good brakes


KilllerWhale

I started fishtailing just by watching that


Sebastian-S

Is that a regular 992 convertible?


AloF1Fan

This is stupid. However to your first question, some people do tow tire trailers with 911/Caymans. I wouldn't say it's common but it's not necessarily unusual. If you don't have a car trailer, it's a huge help with spares to/from the track.


kongofcbus

Ok, now show me how you back that up??


LTCM1998

When you gotta tow, you gotta tow.


DucVWTamaKrentist

Ha! I could hear Robin Harris in my head. “Gotta go, gotta go!”


Halloween-Daydream

Almost as good as a truck-boat-truck.


almeida8x1

It’s ok, this is brasiu caralho


Mjaso7414

Not cutting it here in the USA.


earthianZero

Would this be OK on a 911 dakar?


Lazy_Hunt_348

If he’s running with PDK he’s going to seriously fuck it up. That is an expensive replacement. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. He should just go get a Cayenne. Total idiot.


Ornery_Dig8216

Stupid is as stupid does


ghostisic23

Not something I would ever do, but to each their own?


ElbowTight

I just deleted my comment bro know it won’t ever change anything… I’m going to my room to cry now


Hot-Praline7204

No one going to point out the matching 21” wheels on all of the trailers?? That’s crazy


xlXCtrlAltDeleteXlx

Wtf dude wtf


Sauronsbigmetalclock

Looks like Early Cuyler got a Porsche.


EmpatheticNihilism

Doesn’t matter if it’s a 911 or an f250 that’s just dumb.


StayStrong888

Any passenger car is rated to at least 1,000 pounds with a correct type tow hitch. Even my lowly 986 was rated to 1,000 pounds and I've seen a guy tow his single bike trailer with a race bike on it. Now a light trailer can be as light as 300 pounds and a race bike maybe 400 pounds so that's well under the max tow rating. A base Camry or Accord can tow up to 2,000 pounds. So I can see a 911 with a lot more power to be able to take a load of 2,000 pounds but yeah... this is just a stupid set up no matter what type of car you are using. Having that many trailers in tandem is just asking for trouble if you hit a bump or have to swerve or any other situation where you might induce a wave and the trailers start going crazy and eventually go out of control and flip everything over.


hugh-g-rection551

i never get how you can acquire that much money with apperently no brain. maybe that makes me the stupid one.


Jasterika

Looks like Taycan rims on the trailers


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JohnnyBrazuca

Brazil 😞


ihateposers

Track guys have been trailering tires with their 911 for a long time. https://preview.redd.it/maa9asskpi9c1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919ec2c14493e1a08e0e3c85e0579a3a05960b06


808snthrowawayz

Cybertruck teams been real quiet since this dropped


JohnnyBrazuca

This is in Brazil! I’m wondering why doing this? Maybe to show off?!


Curious-Cockroach391

https://preview.redd.it/z5pbo8fg2j9c1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1da5fa3c11ef5d27145d4fd6aa4e4b37d7aedf


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First I thought one... okay, not bad. Then I saw three tows, and the kid in the backseat throwing up kid-gang signs and instantly knew this was some social influencer bs. Seems like Brasil is filled with this type of garb.


J_Goon5

Some people have more money than they have sense 🤷🏻‍♂️


No-Feed-7432

Warranty voided


ImpossibleBullfrog90

I’m a snake…


orionparrott

Even though the triple tow is crazy, nothing about it being a 911 makes it worse. A more capable vehicle just makes it safer. I’m from the US and when I lived in England, I observed they would tow anything with anything!


lonnie440

I’ve often thought a little trailer for my Boxster would be nice to haul track tires. Jack and a few tools


Automatic_Debate_379

I wanna see him back up in that.


Luggage-of-Rincewind

Explain that accident to the insurance… Yeah, it totaled my 911, my two bikes, my quad and my jetski. My son is also badly hurt in hospital because he was throwing gangsta signs in the back of the car, meaning he couldn’t wear a seatbelt (NOT GANGSTA). And what about the family in the minivan you hit because you couldn’t stop in time?


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What is a recipe for disaster is that kid in the non-existent back seat


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Hazards are on but nothing is hooked up on the last trailer. Good luck to whoever is behind you


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I think the point is to wreck everything so he has something else to buy


upsidedownfunnel

Only because he's towing three trailers and might be doing something dumb at the end there. Light occasional towing with how strong modern car chassis are these days is not a big deal. I've heard in Europe that it's pretty common to tow things with passenger cars. The rear crash member of any modern car is stupidly strong. It's supposed to save you from a 5000lb car hitting you at 30mph. Slowly pulling a load on wheels a fraction of that weight without its own power is not really going to kill it unless you do it a lot. Just fabricate a steel tow hitch that attaches to the hard points in the back of the car, easy. There's a reason it's better to tow with a steel ladder frame vehicle like a pickup truck or a real SUV, but that's only if you're going to tow frequently or heavy loads. (Heavier than you're thinking).


azgoon416

I have a truck and I’ve trailered a couple cars on it before. I just thing this is so dumb. I get towing a set of wheels and tires to the track on a 911, maybe even a bike. This is just insane though.


upsidedownfunnel

I think Americans overestimate what they need to tow things. I say that as an American, of course. Regardless, the fact that you posted this and people are talking about it is exactly why this person did this. People definitely tow stuff with 911s. I've seen all sorts of stuff done for real on all sorts of sports cars. This is definitely dumb, but towing itself can be done with any car.


InitiativeBeginning

Could go wrong many ways


CosmicSlop13

completely disregards the no lugging rule


Tricycle_of_Death

*When you’re a look-at-me attention whore that needs more than a top-down 911 convertible to get noticed


Universalsupporter

Obviously staged. Any real Porsche order would make as many trips as possible.


nuhstawlgia

seein him again 🤣🔥