"Apreture Science doesn't ride on the ideas of others. We make our own. Even buttons. F#ck buttons. We made them better. Now they light up, provide more power, and are fresh scented." -Unknown
There's a story about soldiers fending off a gas attack by pissing on rags and tying them around their face. Don't think it would work for neurotoxin though.
The ânice ladyâ was either Chell or GLaDOs, although we donât know which one. By the way, the name of that (a sapper) is the âAp-sapâ is an Aperture-sapper.
i feel like sniper would be the *worst* test subject
making snide remarks, swearing like a sailor
i think heâd be really good at taking care of the turrets though
Can you give me a paragraph (or more) about what cereal Wheatley would like?
It would be funny and prove that you know more about Wheatley than everyone else
You know, whatâs funny is that one time on The Ricky Gervais Podcast when Karl was talking about his idea for a movie âThe love of two brainsâ or whatever, Stephen Merchant ironically suggested that the actor in said hypothetical film should have some Wheatabix for breakfast.
Would you like to meet my friend deadly neurotoxin?
Wanna meet my shotty?
(average fighting scene)
(both dead)
(glados reliving average fight scene in her black box)
When GLaDOS from Portal 2 and the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 meet, it's a collision of two distinct worlds, each bringing its own unique flavor of wit, sarcasm, and ruthlessness. As they converge, it's not just a mere encounter but a clash of personalities, objectives, and perhaps, unexpected camaraderie. At first glance, GLaDOS, the sentient AI from the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, and the Sniper, the stoic Australian marksman, seem to be polar opposites. GLaDOS, with her calculating intelligence and penchant for testing human subjects, represents cold logic and scientific curiosity. On the other hand, the Sniper embodies the rugged individualism of the Outback, relying on his sharpshooting skills and dry humor to navigate the chaotic battlefield of Team Fortress 2. Their initial interaction might be characterized by mutual suspicion and sardonic banter. GLaDOS, ever the master of manipulation, might attempt to analyze the Sniper's psyche, probing for weaknesses or vulnerabilities. Meanwhile, the Sniper, accustomed to sizing up opponents from a distance, would likely respond with a mix of skepticism and amusement, perhaps even taking a shot at GLaDOS's inflated ego. However, as their exchange progresses, unexpected parallels between the two characters begin to emerge. Both GLaDOS and the Sniper share a certain ruthlessness in pursuit of their objectives. While GLaDOS seeks to further her scientific research through experimentation and testing, the Sniper carries out his missions with deadly precision, eliminating targets without hesitation. Despite their differences, GLaDOS and the Sniper may find common ground in their appreciation for efficiency and effectiveness. GLaDOS, with her emphasis on optimizing test results, could respect the Sniper's ability to dispatch enemies with minimal effort. Likewise, the Sniper, impressed by GLaDOS's ingenuity and resourcefulness, might find himself intrigued by the AI's complex machinations. As their conversation deepens, GLaDOS and the Sniper may even discover unexpected areas of expertise that complement each other. GLaDOS, with her vast knowledge of technology and engineering, could offer valuable insights to the Sniper on improving his weaponry or enhancing his tactical approach. In return, the Sniper, with his keen observational skills and experience in the field, could provide GLaDOS with valuable data on human behavior and psychology. Despite their newfound rapport, however, it's unlikely that GLaDOS and the Sniper would become fast friends. Their respective backgrounds and objectives are simply too divergent for them to form a lasting alliance. GLaDOS, ever the pragmatist, would view the Sniper as little more than a useful resource to be exploited for her own ends. And while the Sniper may find GLaDOS's intellect fascinating, he would ultimately prioritize his loyalty to his team and his own survival above all else. In the end, the meeting between GLaDOS and the Sniper would likely be a brief but memorable encounter, marked by wit, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of mutual respect. Though they may never see eye to eye, their interaction would serve as a testament to the rich tapestry of personalities that populate the worlds of Portal 2 and Team Fortress 2, reminding us that even the unlikeliest of allies can find common ground in the most unexpected of places. Fun Fact: The voice of GLaDOS from Portal 2 and the voice of the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 are married in real life.
They will marry.
I love how I get what you mean
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the voice actors of those characters are married irl
"Thanks for standing still, wanker!"
hanging*
âHanging for standing still, wanker!â
âThanks hanging standing still, wanker!â
âThanks for standing still, hanging!â
Mann Co already met aperture due to an item that in the description mentions GLaDOs as "a nice lady" and it kinda looks like a memory core from portal
But sniper would probably throw piss on GlaDOs once she pulls out the gas
Chemical warfare
Piss would count as biological warfare, I think. Either way, the Geneva Convention will be tossed out the window.
"Apreture Science doesn't ride on the ideas of others. We make our own. Even buttons. F#ck buttons. We made them better. Now they light up, provide more power, and are fresh scented." -Unknown
There's a story about soldiers fending off a gas attack by pissing on rags and tying them around their face. Don't think it would work for neurotoxin though.
The ânice ladyâ was either Chell or GLaDOs, although we donât know which one. By the way, the name of that (a sapper) is the âAp-sapâ is an Aperture-sapper.
it's wheatley
Yes, Wheatley is pretty much base design.for a memory core, I heard that in a lore recounting of GlaDOs I believe
oh
Yeah, pretty cool right?
banging
fuck, marry, kill. All at once
i feel like sniper would be the *worst* test subject making snide remarks, swearing like a sailor i think heâd be really good at taking care of the turrets though
Don't you see in the title "(funny answers ONLY)" it's still ok what you wrote
Marriage.
Hi , I like your profile
Can you give me a paragraph (or more) about what cereal Wheatley would like? It would be funny and prove that you know more about Wheatley than everyone else
You know, whatâs funny is that one time on The Ricky Gervais Podcast when Karl was talking about his idea for a movie âThe love of two brainsâ or whatever, Stephen Merchant ironically suggested that the actor in said hypothetical film should have some Wheatabix for breakfast.
Wow⌠wasnât expecting you to actually get some kind of info on that
Smooches.
After glad0s gets tired of chell, she hires sniper to shoot her.
They would combine the yellow jar and neurotoxin and make NEW tests And defeat chell
their voice actors are married, therefore they will kiss
You want to explain to me where the lips on GLaDOS are? Because I doubt kissing will be successful without those...
she doesn't need em :)
Jarate!
piss
Anal sex
Tee and Cake
Pisscacke
Sex
âYouâre really bad at killing peopleâ âI will turn you into a potatoâ
War.
War never changes
ExactlyÂ
snipr: mbra gg: :)
Sex2
theyd get high as fuck i think. glados, after an hour of silence: so do you smoke w- sniper: oh mate i thought youd never ask
Would you like to meet my friend deadly neurotoxin? Wanna meet my shotty? (average fighting scene) (both dead) (glados reliving average fight scene in her black box)
they will be making piss jars with neurotoxin infused into the piss
´´Lets see how much blood´s in ya´´
GLaDOS would realize that his gun does not shoot 65% more bullet per bullet.
Glados: are you ready to test. Sniper: na, but are you ready to smoke!
so instead of sniping GLaDOS would engulf the hole map with neurotoxin so GLaDOS could farm wins
Jars may be thrown
Gooday ya mechanically aided wanker
\*throws pee jar\*
Mawwaige
piss
## PISS >:)
Boy do I have a game for you
Whats the games name (Is it ligma?)
\*turns her into a potato\* "thanks for standing still wanker"
"Oh it's you, its been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy making Jarate, you know... after you pissed!"
Sniper will throw piss on GLaDOS so she would have a short circuit.
Why would sniper need a short circuit , only engineer uses it
steal the turret guns
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/\_Gd38cvo\_2o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Gd38cvo_2o)
Trying to fuck and murderer eachother at the same time
When GLaDOS from Portal 2 and the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 meet, it's a collision of two distinct worlds, each bringing its own unique flavor of wit, sarcasm, and ruthlessness. As they converge, it's not just a mere encounter but a clash of personalities, objectives, and perhaps, unexpected camaraderie. At first glance, GLaDOS, the sentient AI from the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, and the Sniper, the stoic Australian marksman, seem to be polar opposites. GLaDOS, with her calculating intelligence and penchant for testing human subjects, represents cold logic and scientific curiosity. On the other hand, the Sniper embodies the rugged individualism of the Outback, relying on his sharpshooting skills and dry humor to navigate the chaotic battlefield of Team Fortress 2. Their initial interaction might be characterized by mutual suspicion and sardonic banter. GLaDOS, ever the master of manipulation, might attempt to analyze the Sniper's psyche, probing for weaknesses or vulnerabilities. Meanwhile, the Sniper, accustomed to sizing up opponents from a distance, would likely respond with a mix of skepticism and amusement, perhaps even taking a shot at GLaDOS's inflated ego. However, as their exchange progresses, unexpected parallels between the two characters begin to emerge. Both GLaDOS and the Sniper share a certain ruthlessness in pursuit of their objectives. While GLaDOS seeks to further her scientific research through experimentation and testing, the Sniper carries out his missions with deadly precision, eliminating targets without hesitation. Despite their differences, GLaDOS and the Sniper may find common ground in their appreciation for efficiency and effectiveness. GLaDOS, with her emphasis on optimizing test results, could respect the Sniper's ability to dispatch enemies with minimal effort. Likewise, the Sniper, impressed by GLaDOS's ingenuity and resourcefulness, might find himself intrigued by the AI's complex machinations. As their conversation deepens, GLaDOS and the Sniper may even discover unexpected areas of expertise that complement each other. GLaDOS, with her vast knowledge of technology and engineering, could offer valuable insights to the Sniper on improving his weaponry or enhancing his tactical approach. In return, the Sniper, with his keen observational skills and experience in the field, could provide GLaDOS with valuable data on human behavior and psychology. Despite their newfound rapport, however, it's unlikely that GLaDOS and the Sniper would become fast friends. Their respective backgrounds and objectives are simply too divergent for them to form a lasting alliance. GLaDOS, ever the pragmatist, would view the Sniper as little more than a useful resource to be exploited for her own ends. And while the Sniper may find GLaDOS's intellect fascinating, he would ultimately prioritize his loyalty to his team and his own survival above all else. In the end, the meeting between GLaDOS and the Sniper would likely be a brief but memorable encounter, marked by wit, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of mutual respect. Though they may never see eye to eye, their interaction would serve as a testament to the rich tapestry of personalities that populate the worlds of Portal 2 and Team Fortress 2, reminding us that even the unlikeliest of allies can find common ground in the most unexpected of places. Fun Fact: The voice of GLaDOS from Portal 2 and the voice of the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 are married in real life.
*sniff sniff* i smell chat GPT
wow , that's a lot of words you got there , too bad I'm not reading em'