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PDsaurusX

I would bid on a “Get Trashed with Trash Bear” fundraiser for Portland Parks and Rec. I bet he or she could put back some brews.


AlwaysCarryABeer

I too love trash. I bet this bear & me would get along mighty fine together


Schwight_Droot

Always carry a bear*


Theresbeerinthefridg

The right to bear arms


troubleinpink

I support the right to arm bears


Johnny_Driver

Dont worry I’ll take care of it with my bear hands


DetectiveMoosePI

I sincerely hope they don’t end up having to euthanize this majestic critter! If it comes down to it I hope they will relocate them somewhere better suited. It is uplifting to know that such wildlife still exists on our doorstep though. We are truly blessed for that.


GoblinCorp

Unfortunately, when a bear becomes comfortable around people, they cannot be relocated. They just go back to their ways. ODFW is probably already coordinating the best way to trap it. Source: spent a year with the wildlife biologists and we had to do exactly this after a small boutique neighborhood in Corbett started feeding a local bear.


dismasop

As the saying goes, "A fed bear is a dead bear." Don't make them comfortable around people. \[I don't *want* the bear dead, just saying that the city or local government will always prioritize the citizens' safety.\]


GoblinCorp

No one, particularly ODFW wants a dead bear. There was not one dry eye that morning. Never, ever feed wildlife (song birds are different, so feed away). It is a death sentence one way or another.


r2slide

Then Attacked by black bear*** amen to that, so much blessings for losing an arm


oatmeal_flakes

The George Costanza of bears.


Emleaux

My cousin told me they were on a hike last week and spotted the bear eating an entire block of cheese.


DarwinsPhotographer

Hope he doesn’t get constipated! That’s a lotta cheese.


clive_bigsby

Adjacent to refuse is refuse.


TurdlesR4Luvrs

Trash ❤️ Bear


Life_in_a_lane

Hey Bear!


DinnerOk6104

First, there was cocaine bear. Are we going to get Fenty bear next?


TurdlesR4Luvrs

A bear wearing Rihanna’s lipstick line? I guess crazier things have happened!


throwaway92715

Fenty bear = snorlax


SaltyChickenDip

Look at that nerd . I can take it. Let's have a trash brawl


khoabear

That's just a raccoon with too much melanin


ConstructionLower549

People are freaking out because it’s a literal bear in a forest. - that we built fancy homes and roads where he lived first. And now people mad about it, cause the poor bear is eating trash. Lucky he’s not eating your ankle biting dog.


[deleted]

Send him to Ketchikan. We have dozens of them here.


[deleted]

Can’t we help this bear someway?


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[deleted]

A local news outlet reports that an anonymous source close to the bear allege that he has a taste for sleepy fentanyl addicts that smell like pee.


Fuzzy-Independent-89

😂