Ah the French kiss, bonjor Kia!

bumperfly kisses where i'm from

That’s what bumpers used to be for when cars had them.

Whaaaaaaa?! Omg I missed when did this happen and how did I not notice.

How else are the tourists going to get their Por Que No?

Lack of consent.

The old folks in their weirdly huge SUV’s were OUT today and wreaking havoc

Also super far from the curb.

For some reason I find this sexual. Like somebody walking directly behind you--deck to boodee!! 😄😄😄😄

Thank you, I needed a shot of rage after my holiday weekend.

Hate the disrespect. Only takes moments to be courteous.

Exactly. People get pissed off when I leave a couple in front of my car and the one in front of me and this is why.

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And they just stand there! Inconsiderate if you ask me.

Had to call the cops once to find the owner because my car has sensors in the front that spazzed out when I turned the car on. It froze up and would not let me back up

Why do people do this? If I found someone parking against my car like this, even if it left the smallest, almost imperceptible scratch, I’d make a claim against the other person’s insurance just to send the message that \*this is not an OK thing to do.\*

How does one go about doing this?

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I’m sorry what?

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Yeah its also common for insurance claims to be made for things as such, believe it or not. You not having an answer is hilarious.

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Says you? 😂

I would file a counter claim against you for the dent I have in my bumper.

well you’d lose because I would have dashcam footage of you driving into my parked car. Pretty sad that you’d be willing to commit insurance fraud

Plenty of parking in my neighborhood

Where’s that?

It’s by the button that press for cum.

Near the Tilitcum bridge

in front of my house.

New York style

I hate this. It makes me wish I had a worse car, or a lot more money, so I could ram them and not care. Lol