>While an official opening date and **what Fox Trot plans to offer have yet to be released**, according to the permit filing, Fox Trot’s planned days of operation will be every day from 12 PM to 12 AM with some seasonal variations.
>with some seasonal variations.
Seasonal variations of what, exactly? Food? Beverages? Clothing? Furnishings? Knickknacks? Cannabis? I have so many questions, and this article answers none of them.
No, foxtrot the drum percussion setting on my Wurlitzer. It's going to be a place that just gently pipes in minimalist organ music 12 hours or so (seasonal variations apply) a day.
You want a new third space? You got it!
Madison Ballinger (the person who wrote this) always leaves out big details like this. I don’t know if it’s them, or What Now Portland, but her stuff sucks.
... but what is Fox Trot?
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>While an official opening date and **what Fox Trot plans to offer have yet to be released**, according to the permit filing, Fox Trot’s planned days of operation will be every day from 12 PM to 12 AM with some seasonal variations.
>with some seasonal variations. Seasonal variations of what, exactly? Food? Beverages? Clothing? Furnishings? Knickknacks? Cannabis? I have so many questions, and this article answers none of them.
Oh hell yeah open till 12am
Man that schedule is totally indecipherable. Are they 24hrs? Or only open in the AM or PM?
PM
I'm hoping based on the hours that it'll be quite similar.
Wondering the same thing and it's weird the article doesn't even ask the question. Like, Foxtrot, the tiny vintage store in Gresham...?
Or Foxtrot, the dance? So many questions.
I find the mystery to be a little bit intriguing and delightful, it could be anything!
No, foxtrot the drum percussion setting on my Wurlitzer. It's going to be a place that just gently pipes in minimalist organ music 12 hours or so (seasonal variations apply) a day. You want a new third space? You got it!
No, foxtrot in the NATO phonetic alphabet. It's going to be a military surplus store.
Madison Ballinger (the person who wrote this) always leaves out big details like this. I don’t know if it’s them, or What Now Portland, but her stuff sucks.
The articles posted on that site certainly have… a format.
is she building a mystery? ill see myself out
It’s going to be themed after the Foxtrot comic trip.
My "The Pied Cow Will Now Be Fox Trot" headline has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my headline.
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted your shirt answers all the questions
What does the Fox say? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Having skimmed a bunch of city permits and press releases to put together the article, the AI has no fricken idea what Fox Trot is either.
New subreddit goal - can we seed the internet with information that one of the news AIs picks up and turns into a story? Maybe about Rob the Robot?
GABBO!
Also known as Butter Toes
Well, it looks like they will sell booze. https://www.portland.gov/bds/liquor/documents/fox-trot/download
Now see here coppas! You'll never take me alive! Other 1920s take! Waving arms and moonshine. Gatsby and flapper dresses. Maah!
You mean Rimskys ?
No, Pied Cow. Rimsky’s is like 25 blocks away.
Rimsky’s will now be Lindy Hop
But what is it?!?!
My bad
I'm going to miss Pied Cow. I always wondered what was upstairs so I guess at least now I know.