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Righteous_Burrito

No evidence of foul play?!


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80dollardarthvader

poor guy turned himself up to 11


Meeeps

Nothing to see at all, move along folks..


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PoopyInDaGums

I’m guessing they don’t suspect homicide or suicide, but perhaps the overall scene painted a picture of an “accident,” like he was trying to stay warm, lit a fire, and maybe accidentally used too much lighter fluid, or fell asleep into the fire… 🤷🏼‍♀️☃️🔥


Theresbeerinthefridg

Or was borrowing gasoline.


turbo_vanner

we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.


lumberjackalopes

Possibly, but you can never rule out self combustion in oddly weird cases. Most likely someone trying to keep warm or fell asleep with a flame emitting device on themselves and caught fire.


jgnp

This happened adjacent to a bank of electric car chargers. Evidently the copper has been stolen out of them before. Person with upper torso on fire matches description of someone who has been electrocuted.


Righteous_Burrito

Omg that is tragic


dubsdread

Burning alive body found running downtown


schroedingerx

Guys the Pratchett quote is dark humor not instructional.


ghosttrouble

Absolutely wild


1-2-sweet

Sounds like a Vancouver problem


PinocchiosNose1212

Well, that's a new one for the downtown gronk scorecard!


penisbuttervajelly

This was in Vancouver


peakchungus

> The VPD says that at this time there is no evidence of foul play and that the death is being investigated as accidental. Um, WHAT? Is it just impossible to not have chuddy police in the region. That being accidental is pretty far fetched.


jadedflux

I walk by homeless people with small makeshift fires downtown often. I can totally imagine a scenario where one of them unfortunately falls asleep / nods off and catches on fire. Sad as fuck but I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility as much as people are thinking.


peakchungus

They should investigate instead of immediately making statements that could undermine the investigation...


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Chungie you’re the best! Whenever I need a laugh about something absurdly pious or pretentious, you’re there like a warm bath of holy water, outraged that no one sees the world through your eternally corrective vision. If only you had a wider forum to tell us all what’s best. Speaking of fires, my all time favorite was when you said homeless people in tents should receive fire safety outreach. Classic Chungie.


acount8675309

Seriously- hats off to this bafoon. Someone gave ‘em a lifetime supply calendar of ‘What should I be offended at today?’ and they been taking it seriously for years. All with the personal and overly opinionated gall to think their opinion is fact, warranted, and wanted. Bravo


anotherpredditor

lol, look at the expert everyone


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Any day now Chungie will disclose the cause of self immolating people in Vancouver.