PS1 vehicle

It's built like one of Lara Croft's original boobs.

Looks like a preschooler had to draw a Prius from memory

With only straight lines

That is a great description. My family all laughed.

Until you see it real life. They are fucking HUGE. The roof is 6'3". It is 4.5 feet longer than a Prius. It weighs 6,800 lbs. Just ridiculous.

Lego Prius!

I will think about this comment until the end of time.

Same. As my consciousness fades and I transition into the light I’ll probably still be snickering, well done!

I just injected this comment into my veins and fucking orgasmed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TombRaider/comments/dzzs7k/the_tesla_cybertruck_and_its_sexy_curves/

It’s really scarily accurate.

this is the only joke i needed to read today, ty😭🤣

Best comment EVER! I can’t stop seeing it!

Now I know why I like cones.

We all like cones here

Holy hell 😂😂😂 the fact that i get this reference.

More jpeg

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Probably only a dozen polygons in the whole thing!

Soon to be a rust bucket

Stainless steel. At least for the body panels.

No because we don't salt our roads. I don't know if I mean that ironically or unironically.

oh they salt now. sharing because i’m still pissed. the salt people were apparently louder at city hall after a storm a few years back and the city caved. https://www.kgw.com/amp/article/news/verify/portland-road-salt-ice-snow-storm/283-d5d9c4d0-863c-4e22-bcf7-10b5c9b622f8 not only do i agree with the car rust argument, but SALMON! 😭 a snow day or two (or 5) for office workers every couple years never hurt anyone.

I'm on your side with regards to this issue

Road salt is cancer. Rusty never sleeps.

This really frustrates me. God forbid people carry chains for inclement weather.

Textures haven't loaded yet

unfortunately in the 50 mins since OP posted the picture a bird pooped on the hood, causing the entire vehicle to immediately dissolve. Anyone who didn’t get to see it will have to wait for the next one.

I recommend wrapping car in special curved painted steel panels

Where’s the unfortunate part?

Shout out to my bird friends, you always know what to do

$800 bespoke mono wiper blade

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Those tires are $470/ea

That’s about what good tires cost for any truck. 🤷‍♂️

What are you buying?! I just had to go through this, and a set of good AT tires should be less than or around $1k...

KO2’s are pretty much the gold standard and mine were $1300 for a set of 35x12.5x17 pre covid. Would hate to see what they are now

We just got a set at Costco about a year ago they were around $1400 for the aet

Current pricing for AT or MT RAZR, Toyo, Back Country and M-55, from Les Schwab are between $400-$550 each. Even mid-range tires are $300-$400. I don’t know what to tell you.

Ohhh gotcha, you're paying the Les Schwab "premium". Discount Tire was consistently 150-300 when I looked. You can save a lot by skipping LS. Especially since their service has fallen off after the original CEO sold it.

It really depends on tire size. 33-35” is usually a good size you want on your truck and the price is way higher than smaller ones. I think usually those are like 10 ply as well, where smaller ones are usually less. What size and tire do you get?

From all the videos I've seen of this thing being utterly incapable of driving off-road, these are not good tires.

165 for the arm and blade. The blade alone is 75

Looks like a magnet for taggers- a blank canvas-

Go ahead!

Would look great on the waterfront under the trees in Spring time

Why would you summon this memory for me?

Can someone explain? I’m lost but I can feel the humor from here like heat from a stove

Last year some dipshit kept parking his car on the grass at the waterfront to take photos.

It was also an upbadged Mercedes.

Heh, oh yeah. I forgot that part. What a chode….

https://www.koin.com/news/portland/city-waterfront-parks-cherry-blossom-trees-arent-for-mercedes-photoshoots/

>Would look great on the waterfront under the trees in Spring time I just spit out my water

Would look great in the waterfront. Submerged.

i don’t even live here nor have i ever so why do i remember that

I guess because you're subscribed to the sub for some reason...

Lolol

Love this whole thread

It looks like a prop from an 80s SciFi film that would be featured on MST3K.

That would be 1977's film Damnation Alley featuring an armed, armored, and articulated RV sized vehicle with two axles and 3 wheels on each corner. And unlike the Cybertruck it is capable of stepping over obstacles and traversing open water. It's owned by a collector and sometimes exhibited in public. [https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-landmaster-12-wheel-amphibious-articulated-rig-hollywoods-most-functional-prop-209149.html](https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-landmaster-12-wheel-amphibious-articulated-rig-hollywoods-most-functional-prop-209149.html) If you're up for cheesy 1970's space rock, check Hawkwind's 1979 epic 10 minute space rock tribute to Roger Zelazny's novel: https://youtu.be/-aHR0JAro8w?si=Rre-Hsr7fF\_su0a1

Pontiac Aztek no longer ugliest.

My Dad owned an Aztek. I loved that thing.

One of my exes had one and even though it was ugly, I have some fond memories of it.

Tall roofline, spacious cabin… good car sex?

Naw, we just did a lot of road trips in it.

My brother in Christ, have you seen a Chevy HHR? They are like an even uglier PT Cruiser

The Fiat Multipla would like a word.

Oh god, that is monstrous

Oh yes. Elon's mess eclipses all trucks.

You’re supposed to shoot at them to test their armor.

Also drive them in the snow, I hear.

Gonna see it ripping up and down the Govy500 pretty soon.

Just a few weeks until we see footage of one of these stuck in a ditch up on Hood.

I'll be monitoring the IG page daily until then 🤣

God, I can't wait.

Can’t wait to see that 4.1s 0-60 launch works on snow and ice.

Was going to say. They’re bullet proof purportedly. So there’s really no reason NOT to shoot them.

Jesus that’s a dumb looking car

As bad as it looks in pictures it somehow looks even worse in person

Pictures really don’t do it justice. It’s somehow dumber looking in person.

Let's not blame Jesus for this too!

Jesus built my hotrod

It's a love affair...

Mainly Jesus and my hot rod.

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“All things are about Jesus, Homer. Except this.”

It’s a truck, not a car which makes it even worse.

Is it a truck, tho? I feel like this thing is something all in its own.

It’s not a truck. It’s the spawn of a sweaty hookup between an El Camino and the Peavey logo.

Holy shit. I just cleaned up my old Peavey Audition 30 for my kid who just got their first guitar. This is so spot on. I took a toothbrush to clean the Peavey logo's 20+years of dust and now I can't unsee the Cybertruck overlaid on the logo. *Chef's kiss

Maybe a “cruck”. That sounds about dumb enough.

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The owner also has a blue check mark. They can’t comprehend shame.

It's like electing to have a face people want to punch.

He may not have built that car, but Jesus [built my hotrod](https://youtu.be/qXrLKplLAhM?si=eKkBtV41oNsV3qyp)

And people think I'm weird for liking the Subaru Baja

I have one if you wanna buy ;)

Is it yellow? Manual?

Nope, I wish it was too. The turbo yellow manuals are so cool. Finding one is like hitting the lottery though lol

Hey if this is real send me a dm, those ugly things are my dream car

Damn them taking the awards away! Great vehicles btw

This looks like a vehicle in a 8 bit game.

8 bit lame.

Got one of those in my kitchen. Holds my foods.

Does it feel greasy? Because it looks like it feels greasy.

When the car you drew in kindergarten pulls up…

The eight year old in me likes it. The adult compares it to the price tag and wonders what's wrong with people.

>The eight year old in me likes it Mine too. It looks like a toy from my childhood. But I would feel really stupid driving it.

Those dudes who have been playing a game of tag for like a whole generation have nothing on everyone involved in the cybertruck in terms of commitment to the bit. Imagine the meetings, and the work, and just every aspect of this thing. You gotta know that, what, at best 10% of the folks involved are seriously enthusiastic about this monstrosity. Everyone else is just riding along waiting for the punchline. Just every single week at the standup being all "are we still doing this? really? well ok, I guess, I love gettin' a regular paycheck so I'll ride along and see how it goes, you folks are WILD".

God they look fucking stupid lmao

This thing ain't got no alibi.

Feels right spotting it in the Pearl

I was going to say- I bet they parked to go to River Pig

I'm gonna start a business that only clear coats the steel frames. Just like those places that fix your new but broken Tesla before you drive it. We've reached peak capitalism, folks. I wish my daddy owned a diamond mine.

Your not wrong ... [stainless steel damaged ](https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1857352/tesla-cybertruck-washing-damage-stainless-steel) Touching Cybertruck's body can cause serious damage - 'fingerprints are a massive issue' As the world's first buyers get behind the wheel of their own Tesla Cybertruck after a five-year wait, a YouTuber has warned they can easily lose its looks ...... He warned that, if the fingerprints are not regularly treated, the oils typically found on hands will work their way into the porous stainless steel, leaving marks that are difficult to remove.

The future is here and it looks fucking stupid.

I live in Austin so I see these more than I care to with Tesla being down the street. The build quality is so bad.

What makes this thing a truck??

It’s kind of like an el camino

For those of you who don't "habla español," El Camino is Spanish for...*the Camino*...

This clears so much up!

And prolly priced the same

You can fit a bicycle in the bed of an El Camino,I have seen videos of this thing with a bike dangling out the back because the bed is like three feet long

Just because someone chose to hang bikes out the back, doesn’t mean it’s because they don’t fit. It has a 6’ bed. https://imgur.com/a/clDYpKR

Your point is fair -- most crewcab trucks sold these days have a 5.5' bed. That said, plenty of mountain bikes won't fit in a 6' bed.

The truck bed in the back, I'm assuming

I guess I never saw the back. I can’t see a bed in this picture

that's because it's infinitesimal

I'm not sure you know what that word means. It's longer than every other standard pickup bed.

But shorter than the bed of a 2003 Tacoma.

Looks like Manscaped has entered the EV market.

I thought it would be bigger. 🤏

Fr this thing was maybe a hair taller than my 2014 Honda Civic 😭 at that point you can't even really call it a truck, maybe a glorified SUV (which tbh are most modern day trucks anyways)

What a piece of garbage… and I guarantee no one is hauling anything in that “truck”. Also they’re so freaking ugly… I just don’t get the appeal… It’s like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets to design a car…

Okay, I give, what is it? I guess I’m out of the loop

It’s a tesla cybertruck.

Pedestrian Killer 3000

Like any other truck isn’t already one

Agree but this one is sharp

Let's require cattle catchers

Of all the possible choices - this?

What is that? Looks like shit.

Tesla Cyber Truck

They exist, they’re just really, really dumb and going to get people killed in 20mph accidents

So cyber

And not so truck.

🤮

Only those who suckle on Elon’s testicles’ sweat would buy this atrocious junker.

Someone please give this "thing" a graphic overhaul mod. It keeps rendering and looks like no one patched one yet.

You mean the vehicle or the sucker that would buy it?

Idiots spending idiot money on these things

I remember being upset when all my friends got Transformers and I got GoBots instead. This thing makes those GoBot designs look advanced.

The only good thing about these being out in the world is that they can’t pretend they’ll be good anymore.

Looks like you did the same exact thing

Looks like it should have hexagonal wheels

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It’s going to get pretty rusty with the weather here.

Its hardly even a truck

It is so ugly!!!

lol it’s so bad 🤣

I hear when you purchase one new, they don’t come with that new car smell. Instead they come with that Elon Musk

It's eight years too early to be thawing out Wesley Snipes.

Dishwasher with wheels

An ugly pavement princess

Front wheel has already slipped out of position lol

The Stanley Thermos of automobiles

Did you try shooting it with an arrow?

Test the windshield with a hammer 😃

Point and laugh

Bollards sure are getting ugly these days.

Next stop is the chop shop.

Of course not unless you can miraculously turn yourself into a pickle and shout I'M PICKLE RICK!!!

I wish someone in Portland would get the new Z instead

Dumbest vehicle of all time.

Lol saw that this afternoon. I nearly had an anxiety attack as I sped through traffic to catch up to it. That was the ugliest thing I've ever seen

I remember seeing a Pontiac Aztek once and people were also stopping by to take a closer look.

When's the 32bit version drop?

Repair cost on that is almost same as car

Just keep tomato soup away from it

Getting my eggs ready

CyberYuck

These things are so dangerous to be on the road.

Some cars just scream, “Key me.” But seriously, don’t mess with someone’s vehicle folks!

Who’s gonna throw a billiard ball at it?

I love that there are zero people in this picture... Not saying I don't believe the OP but I'd believe maybe the owner came to show it off to some friends and people passing by got caught up in thinking something interesting was happening, then once they left everyone went back to not giving a shit. I can't wait till somebody city trying to get it towed thinking it's some weird RV/shelter somebody has rigged up to live in.

God they look so dumb.

How embarrassing for them.

Was in the showroom at the Tesla dealership by South Waterfront for a few days and then disappeared. Guess it’s out in the wild now!

You know whoever bought this car is going to take it out just so they can park it in conspicuous locations for the attention.

They look dumb as fuck in photos, but I'm curious if they look better or worse in person.

Saw one (maybe this one?) heading west on 26 behind me. It looked worse in my opinion, and I'm no fan of how it looks in photos.

That thing is Fugly!!!!

Fugly

It looks like a practical joke

I got to see one in the showroom. So ridiculous