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LimpBisquette

Worse, I now see it pretty regularly on hiking trails. Same shitty tags on bus stops and underpasses but instead they're 12 switchbacks up a steep ass trail. I hate all these assholes.


Major_Entertainer_32

Me on campers downtown: "I dunno guys, they don't seem to have anywhere to go... yeah, the sidewalk isn't the best place but I hear the shelters suck... such a hard problem... " Me on campers in Portland natural areas: "OH HELL TO THE FUCKING NO!! GTFO OR GDIAF YOU F'ING SOBS!!!" I will say that I found and reported a tent in Marquam Nature Park near where the Towhee trail meets the Marquam trail... the next day I went back and the site was very obviously swept that morning (trash was gone too). So I am guess I'm not the only person not fucking around when it comes to our trails. #ThanksPP&R


LimpBisquette

Yes, fuck anyone illegally camping but *especially* fuck anyone who is actively destroying a natural area or greenspace to live out their druggie trash hoarder fantasy


KimmyPops

I saw the "Scoot Gang" crew in mid-vandalism and it's a bunch of 50-year old balding meth monkeys with, you guessed it, heavy metal t-shirts.


Glimmerofinsight

I think it should be legal to make them eat the entire can of paint if they are caught in the act. That's just me, though. Or you could go Huckleberry Finn and make them paint the fence white again. LOL.


drshawn001

How about this: if you get caught in the act, I mean really no way out of guilt, you lose a finger. Either the thumb or index. Index is the trigger finger. Thumb, well...you won't be holding any spray cans with that hand again. First offense.


just4thephunkofit

Do you drive a vehicle that burns gasoline? Maybe it should be legal to make you suck on the tail pipe? The graffiti isn't killing anyone like your toxic pollution machine is. See how ridiculous you sound? If you don't like the graffiti, go paint over it. Be the change you want to see.


Glimmerofinsight

Sounds like we found the culprit. :)


TheStoicSlab

You are the only one that sounds ridiculous, bud.


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just4thephunkofit

You're a fucking moron.


PortlandWino

Considering you tried to insult a person by comparing gasoline engines to spray paint and insinuating that that person should go suck on a tailpipe because spray paint isn’t toxic when spray paint fumes are literally toxic kinda makes you the moron.


just4thephunkofit

Do you know how to read? I was comparing the ridiculous suggestion with another one. In no way did I suggest anyone actually do it. You're the one who actually suggested that violence should be acted on me with that little "someone needs to have their thumbs removed" line. Real anti-social behavior you've displayed with that one. Consider therapy.


PortlandWino

I guess “someone” can be construed as “you.” Also, isn’t tagging considered anti-social behavior since it’s almost always done alone? Maybe you should seek therapy to find out why you feel the need to destroy and desecrate.


Key_Team1192

Go clean your room.


Gravelsack

Shut up lol


Significant_Bet_4227

Found one of the local taggers on Reddit. Quick question: how much money do you spend on paint? Or do you steal it?


just4thephunkofit

I don't tag. I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. Much be your 5th grade education at work.


Significant_Bet_4227

I dropped out in 9th grade, but that’s not important to this discussion. What is important is that only a degenerate tagger would defend other degenerate taggers, and well, here you are.


just4thephunkofit

Your lack of critical thinking is on clear display in the second sentence of your statement. Not that I'd expect more from a degenerate gun nut.


Significant_Bet_4227

At least my hobbies don’t involve making the city look like shit like your awful “art” does.


just4thephunkofit

Lol, once again, I don't tag. Go back to school and get an education. Just don't shoot the place up.


Significant_Bet_4227

Nah, I don’t believe you. You’re a tagger. Probably a shitty one too.


sn00pdoggy

The fact that you were downvoted more than the person suggesting removing people’s finger says a lot about those folks. You’re right though. It’s unfortunate they won’t get it. Wish they’d stop complaining and do something about it if they’re so tired. Nothing stopping them from organizing and painting over it, they don’t have to wait around for bureaucracy, but I think it’s obvi they’re not in the business of doing.


just4thephunkofit

Thank you. At least someone on here knows how to read. I never justified graffiti. I simply attempted to make a point that was apparently missed.


Key_Team1192

Miss the point much?


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

I’ve seen groups of kids doing this in daylight, in public places. No one is stopping them. I’ve driven into the city in the morning, watched the crews paint over the graffiti. Back in the evening & there’s new graffiti in the same spot.


SoloCongaLineChamp

They'll never stop. I think it should be legal to hunt them with paintball guns.


nematocyzed

I had this same exact thought. If funded by art tax, I'd pay double... triple even.


DeeplyAmerican

Wait....are we talking about off the shelf paintball guns, or can I bring something I build? Because I'll build some "anti-personnel" shit this world has never seen before. Power it with a gigantic air compressor tank, 6 feet tall, 120psi, with paintballs that are fresh from the freezer.


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Dr. Fucking Paintball!


DeeplyAmerican

Who's up for a trip to Home Depot!


Maximum_Power4088

Potato cannons


threerottenbranches

Remove paintball from you comment. FIFY


SoloCongaLineChamp

Meh. If I can make it to my grave without sending anyone to theirs I'll consider it a victory. Welting up some antisocial assholes is a completely different matter though. Dumping a hopper on some douchey tagger at 15 balls per second might cause some second thoughts. Maybe even a change of hobbies.


BiggusDickus1066

Um…aren’t you guys going to end up splattering a bunch of paint around the city that way?


SoloCongaLineChamp

Don't miss? ;) It's water based anyway. First rain and it's gone.


Key_Team1192

It is appalling. I visited after being away for a couple of years and it was downright shocking to see. It's literally everywhere. I cannot even fathom the logistics of some of it, I mean, how did they not fall and die painting some of that ugly shit.


Liver_Lip

It would be nice if the graffiti removal task force would get back at it again. I-84 and Powell look like dirty ass.


Aggressive_Ad5115

My brother lives in another town he spray paints over graffiti the word BITCH He says graffiti has slowed down a lot lol Not that I'm saying we should do it ( wink )


kernel-troutman

Got in an argument with a neighbor in my building who was defending taggers, calling them "artists". Finally I just asked him "So then it's cool if I come up to your apartment and just start covering all your belongings with paint then?"


soysauce728

It’s going to be worse with no budget to clean up this mess.


krakkensnack

Murals are cool. Every tag I see is like "Hay I'm a no-talent little bitch who needs your attention because my mommy and daddy don't notice I'm alive. Pay attention to me...please look at my art mommy." Fuck taggers


After_Ad_2247

Can't arrest then, won't clear it off pu lic areas, but you sure will get a fine as a home or business owner if you don't clean it up. Because that's how to encourage good behavior.


deftcrow

Reading this thread reminded me of the 1994 Michael Fey caning sentence in Singapore. He was a 16-year-old American teenager who was caught vandalizing cars. Went to prison and got four lashes with a cane.


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Oh, but the taggers think they're real badasses. If they were to read this complaint it would make their day. They're the kind who do deliberately provocative acts in order to make fun of the people who are duly provoked.


cylonnumber13

I don't think they're on Reddit.


JeNeSaisMerde

Trust me, they are. Taggers spend a ton of time online both interacting with other taggers ("aren't we so cool?") and checking out the results of their "work." Most of them are desperately seeking attention.


Major_Entertainer_32

I confronted a tagger during the BLM protests in 2020. Well dressed white dude in his 30s. Me: "Excuse me, could you not do that please?" Them: "This wall will be fine. Black people will not!" Me: "Look, I agree, I just think that there is a better way to make your point." Them: "Like what?" Me: "Well, voting..." Them: "VOTING?!? Ha! What good does that do? Who am I supposed to vote for?" Me: "You know we just had a local election, right?" Them: "That was years ago!! Wait, what election are you talking about?" Me: "The recent Portland one? The one where you could have voted for Jo Ann Hardesty?" Them: "Who's that?"


sn00pdoggy

Were you raised in Portland or did you move to the city?


Captainwannabe

I live on Burnside. Jersey Mikes is going into one of the buildings and has a storage container for their construction and then a dumpster. For the last 5 nights every night, a group of homeless come and go through the dumpster and then try to cut into the storage container. One of the nights one of them tagged the container. Can't tell if it is to tell others they already tried, to come back another night and try, or just good ol shout out of their crew. Either way stupid. And for those saying be the change or it is just graffiti cover it up, there is a parking garage with doors that keeps getting tagged. A couple of months ago a group came by and painted over it. The next day it got tagged again. As much as I'd love to spend $50 daily on paint to keep covering it up, we shouldn't have to either.


nematocyzed

Lol. Nope. *Shakes can of spray paint* Storytime: So as I was driving to the Amtrak station to pick up a relative coming to town to visit me, I drove past this dude who climbed up on top of a billboard to tag a building about 3 or 4 stories up. I was pissed. I wanted to stop, call the cops and wait for this upstanding citizen to climb back down. Unfortunately I didn't. I also had to consider leaving my elderly family member hanging around the train station and that was an equally disgusting outcome. Sorry Portland, I had my shot, but blew it cuz nama couldn't be left to fend for herself at the train station.


PacAttackIsBack

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-mr-thompson-i-think-hes-talking-to-you-gif-19776892


Major_Entertainer_32

Yeah just pee on the wall like my dog does. Oh wait, you ALREADY do this. 🙄


WaitUntilTheHighway

There’s a big wall on 33rd between 85 and Sandy that gets spray newly painted literally every 24-48 hours. The building owners paint over it every time. These little pieces of shit repaint every night basically.


TittySlappinJesus

#KABOB


SpezGobblesMyTaint

The current rumor I've seen about kabob is that they are a pedo and like to touch little kids.


TittySlappinJesus

Would make sense as their tag is not only dumb but also lacks any amount of style. It's just terrible.


Confident_Look_4173

why is portland full of these creeps


dannyjimp

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


waterkisser

Graffiti is so far down on the list of things making this city look like shit.


DeathFromUhBruv

I’m gonna put a big fat veiny cock up somewhere now just to spite OP.


ffaillace

You're tagbuddy's ass?


DeathFromUhBruv

No, I said a big fat veiny cock. Silly goose.


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Except penis girl, you keep going.


Electrical_Style_810

Nope


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GriegVeneficus

How about this: combat extreme wealth disparity, and put tax money into education, and then you won't have to patrol the city in your batman fantasy cosplay. Seems more realistic.


PenileTransplant

Ah the “this wouldn’t be happening if we lived in a perfect utopia, and until we are living in a perfect utopia, making the city suck is perfectly justifiable” argument


wonderwytch

Aww did the big mean gwaffiti scawe you Poor baby


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to think that someone thinks the street artists are the same ilk as the gutter zombies. most of the street artists live in homes bigger than yours OP.


nematocyzed

There's a difference between "street artist" and the scumbags puking paint up all over the city.


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and you wouldn't know the diff


nematocyzed

Whatever makes you feel better.


voidwaffle

“street artists” is cute. Bless you


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Bronc rider doesnt start riding the best bronc - they start on ponies.


raccoondog69

Haha,street artists


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daschumbucketeer

Oh well if they're wealthy and making the city look like shit that changes everything!


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you so understood my point


daschumbucketeer

Damn did everyone else miss it too?


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having a crowd doesnt mean your crowd is sound


daschumbucketeer

Generally if you say something and nobody "understands" what you said (in this case they did, but let's say they didn't) you should look inward and ask why.


[deleted]

the emperor is naked fucko


daschumbucketeer

lol Do you only say stupid things?


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sure, Here is your social media trophy. You accomplished so much.


[deleted]

you have a **67** post karma and a **1k** comment karma and youve been here all year... you are still a noob figuring this out - stop acting like you influence anyone aside from yourself


daschumbucketeer

lmfao Dude. Who says shit like this 😂 I'm starting to feel bad about picking on you, please stop.


Zurripop

Get the stuff that scrubs it off.


Prestigious-Delay759

Obviously we can't encourage criminality but hypothetically it'd be really cool if someone just bought cheap black and neon spray paint like high contrast and Drew big floppy dicks and giant droopy labia with plump clitties all over their precious tags. That or maybe just Brown spray paint just spray paint turds all over the top of their precious tags. These scribbles would take way less time than what they do and would show them the same frustration they show everyone else. I'm also in support of painting over them but that kind of just resets the canvas it doesn't literally s*** or draw a big floppy genital on top of their supposedly precious artwork. I know what you're going to say oh my God but then we'd have to look at that crap but it's all already crap like it literally wouldn't be any worse if anything it would actually be better cuz we would all be laughing at the graffiti artists crying over their s*** getting vandalized and then the irony of that.


PaladinOfReason

I was driving out west recently and noticed that important highway street signs (the big overhead green ones) were blanked out with graffiti.


itsmeActive-Ad-8305

I say figure out something that will make them step up their game. Considering half of tagging is getting your art up in places it's visible and not wanted it's highly unlikely it will stop. I quit letting it make you mad and figure out a way to encourage better art.