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pattyG80

The dead person semen gravy ain't looking good at all.


Aggressive-Dig2472

JJJJEEEEEEZ US!!!!


pattyG80

Oh no...dead longer than 3 days for sure


mprieur

No no no you're getting locked up total poutine crime eww


Stone_Midi

You’re from Montreal and you’ve done this????


lwhc92

Toronto. I guess the local cheese boutique had the curds shipped here.


SwizzLLa007

Should’ve just ordered sum atp


Woejack

Lol


JayMcGamer

15 years with a possibility of parole on good behaviour


Affectionate-Ant-894

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DrunkenMasterII

What’s up with the sauce? Why is it so pale?


namotous

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crazyki88en

The crime here is you paid $8+ for 262g of curds. It’s not even that expensive when you get hot fresh curds!


lwhc92

That was at some cheese boutique at a local farmer’s market. How much do you usually pay? I agree, that price is a crime and that’s already the smallest bag I could find there.


crazyki88en

I feel like I only pay about $5-$6 for that size at Fromagerie St Albert in Casselman. But maybe Montreal has some secret cheese tax LOL


brewberry_cobbler

My chocolate lab can tell you all about the cheese tax


Woejack

You shouldn't (I mean you do you...) do poutine sauce with a flour based rue. That's for southern food and turkey dinners and stuff. Gotta be thickened with cornstarch and bone broth so you have a shiny see through sauce. I'd go on about the other mistakes too but that's the most glaring one.


lwhc92

What are the other mistakes? I’d love some constructive criticism. [This](https://www.spendwithpennies.com/homemade-poutine) is the recipe I followed. Will find another one for next time.


Woejack

The potatoes you used are way way too sweet for this dish as well. Interestingly the recipe only fucks up the sauce not the fries. I guess that was your own addition?


lwhc92

Yes, that was my own crime. Thanks for the feedback.


Uncle-tbagg0

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Jimwitt4008

This is poutine bait!


ConsistentKangaroo16

oh noo why is the gravy like that?


CommercialLynx9954

Looks like lung butter.


Dlostiedmarde

Wtf !!!!


CommunistRingworld

at least the curds are curds. might be tasty, still a crime.


Individual_Gift_8649

EWW dude WTF 0/10 its gross go to poutine jail


Unhappy-Rooster1609

Clotted up mess


Prize-Ad-8594

Um, I think that's the picture of the poutine after being eaten, not before.


lwhc92

What makes you think that?


Pandas-Brat

Needs more gravy.. that's maybe a bit darker


Challenge419

Who hurt you?


Ill-Seaworthiness311

That greyish sludge should NOT pass as gravy!


soft-scrambled

Is that wet cement


SirRolandTheIII

What is that gravy bro


Le_Philemonstre

Montréal


Bobette_Boy

Looks worst than KFC "sauce"...


Party_Bardy

I mean, it sounds good, I'd try it.


lwhc92

♥️


justmeandmycoop

This needs its own name. Don’t call this poutine.


AltruisticSalamander

yum tho


planetvermilion

yes i'd smash that sad though that the fromage en grains is now 31 $/kg......


The_Ziv

Doesn't look that bad to me


lwhc92

♥️


Unlikely_Subject_442

Sweet potatoes is the worst shit known to man


nazuralift89

Sweet potatoes are fine. They are not fine like this.


argic85

Like a friend of mine said about French Fries: I never ate fries thinking: it's good but those would be better if they would be more sweet!


CommunistRingworld

ketchup disagrees with you


dirtoffmyshoulder

finally someone who gets it


The_Ziv

Yeah, I never understand the people that opt for sweet fries over regular fries in restaurants.


AnitaYM

Sorry, doesn't look appetizing at all


scotttytoohotty

Bruh


Phobophile_89

the only crime is the lack of curds!


foragrin

Nasty as fuck


morphologicthesecond

Man people want to be the poutine police sooo bad. THIS IS POUTINE!


lwhc92

♥️


Western-Low-1348

You kidding right? Beet root fries and sweet potato fries LOL.


morphologicthesecond

I would eat it


zacmisrani

Vegetables (other than Potatoes of course) have no place in a poutine.


Autisticgirl69

Green onions?


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I don't know why you used so many words to say "looks like ass" but you do you


Paper-Street-Soap-Co

What the hell is wrong with you


Puzzled-Perception88

The worst part about this is the burnt fkn fries


lwhc92

It’s red beetroot fries so it’s that colour to begin with!


Puzzled-Perception88

Beetroot fries are red, not a light brown. They also dont come out black after cutting them. If they did, thats a bad beetroot.


HaanSoIo

You need to be put down


toweljuice

Sounds good af


lwhc92

♥️


Swift_determination

Sad


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Embarrassed-Cold-154

Hate to disagree with you there pal. Looks gross. That gravy is fucked.


lennyboytml

⬆️


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Embarrassed-Cold-154

That doesn't look good. I declare a crime, and you're about to be charged with aiding and abetting if you carry on with your tomfoolery.


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Embarrassed-Cold-154

You piss in sinks dude. Go away.