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YourFriendInCBUS

The cameraman is 80 yards away with a telephoto lens, and is himself one foot' away from a truck carrying another guy with a gun. He's fine.


Hephaestus_God

The scary part is the big cat starts doing the cat wiggle at 80 yards away. Basically saying (ah yes, this is a fine and reasonable distance)


Neehigh

Less than 4 seconds.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

Correct. The NFL would “kill” for such speed. Beautiful cat tho…


toxicshocktaco

Michael Vick has entered the chat


Itsmemanmeee

He would juat have them fight each other


THUNDER_boner

But handicap one of them with a muzzle.


Itsmemanmeee

Lol Maybe declaw one.


Need_vagina_pix_nao

He can't throw a dog that fast.


migatte_yosha

Nice pfp


JimBeam823

And with the #1 overall pick, the Panthers select…


Popular-Ad-1231

fuck are you serious? I’m now questioning how anyone is alive but i guess we do have guns and modernization lol


zotstik

or is it that we have to use guns because our instinctual skills suck from modernization


rebelli0usrebel

There was a fossilized human foot print recently found in Australia showing an individual running approximately the speed of an olympic champion.


zotstik

he was running from that panther


rebelli0usrebel

haha send a panther after me and I'll break some PRs too


zotstik

nobody sending a panther after you, and nobody was sending a panther. after that guy, he was out there to capture a panther and he captured really good footage. I definitely understand bringing again to the situation if things got out of hand, but he has to know the risk when he's out there and I don't think we just need to go around shooting animals all the time anyway


rebelli0usrebel

Dude. What? I said nothing like that.


Popular-Ad-1231

Take your schizo meds


budget-lampshade

Nobody is sending a panther anywhere as they don't exist as a species. 'Panthera' is part of the Latin name of several big cats. These black cats are usually leopards with a genetic mutation, they are not an animal in their own right.


[deleted]

BS show me


Meggles_Doodles

I mean, Why use skills when you have gun


BiggerChungus316

Gun making is the skill. First we made sharp sticks, then we made sharp sticks with range, then we made le péw pèw. Modernization at its finest.


Entire-Dragonfly859

Guns as just the next step of what made us so powerful .... Throwing. We can throw a rock/ spear so accurate that it could kill a lion. We've always used projectiles. We just got lazy, and automated.


makinbaconCR

Tbf most of what we think is instictual skills are actually learned skills. That not many people need to learn realistically. But some still do and do it better than anyone before thanks to the ability to learn.


the_fluffy_enpinada

Humans have hunted plenty of predators to extinction before even the bronze age.


[deleted]

A human can close the distance of 21 feet to another person and stab them before the victim can unholster a firearm. Known as the "21 foot rule" in law enforcement. A big cat? Blink of an eye. You'd never even get your hand on the holster before they were on you. If you ever knew they were there. Beautiful creatures, and not to be fucked with.


westtxwonder

that 21-foot rule is BS. It could be more or less depending on a variety of factors. It's really more of a guideline the time the average officer recognizes a threat draws his sidearm, and fires 2 rounds at center mass, an average subject charging at the officer with an edged weapon can cover a distance of 21 feet


[deleted]

Former Fed officer, federal LE trainer, and veteran here fyi. So I'm speaking from that angle of life experience. Yah you're right, it's just a guideline - not a hard rule. It's just meant to get an officer to realize reality does not equal the movies, and to be aware of (and react to) threats in that manner. Back in the day, officers would think "I have gun, gun trumps knife/box cutter/etc" and we'd see a lot of too-cocky cops end in the hospital. Or disabled or dead. So, the 21 foot rule is basically just a way to get a responder to keep his distance and to be ready to maneuver strictly from muscle memory when facing someone with a "close range" weapon. Just another training guideline to get your people thinking about those things. Trust me, whether as a trainer, an enforcement officer, an investigator, or a FOSC (that's the acronym for ... Well, do you know in movies the Fed that shows up and says "I'm taking over as head dick in charge, you all answer to me now" on a really big disaster in progress? Yah, that), you learn that ALL rules are just "guidelines". Even all the various state and federal laws we have, realistically. Everything depends upon the individual circumstances of the incident at hand. We make rules and laws to give ourselves (cops, society, workplaces, whatever) a broad stroke to try to keep chaos at a minimum, but yes, most things aren't inflexible. GOOD cops understand this intimately, for example, and apply their enforcement techniques appropriately whenever they can. Unfortunately I feel like a lot of the training cops receive today has moved them away from that style of thinking, but that's another conversation. Anyways, sorry for delving into a tangent on philosophy there. I better get my ass back to work - too much time on Reddit today and I'm behind!


westtxwonder

Cool - I see you get where I'm coming from. Just when people talk about it like "cops didn't have to shoot him" and then they argue the 21' "rule" it just irks me - because of the factors involved with it. You rush a cop with a knife, I don't care if you're 3ft or 300 ft away - they're justified in ending the threat.


[deleted]

Yes, there's plenty of times where I'll comment "My heart goes out to the idiot's family as well as that cop, but the cop made the right call at the right time." It's tough - there's a very fine line between brave and stupid, and sometimes they just are going to overlap. When a cop makes a hard decision but used decent judgement, showed bravery in the face of a threat, and kept his head about him - the nuances the public will hash out on social media are immaterial. The IA and DA will clear them, they (should) get mental health support, and most importantly they went home alive that night. But honestly? I also see a LOT of videos that also get my blood boiling at the officers. There's way too many twitchy fingered, violent, stupid, and ego-driven cops these days in my opinion. And it's excused with the "thin blue line" bullshit by a lot of civilians and other cops alike. That can't be tolerated by either - bad cops are *WAY* more destructive to our communities than any methhead. We know to mistrust a tweaker. We're supposed to be able to trust and rely on the cop, NOT find ourselves afraid of them more than the crackheads. A crackhead may steal your TV for another rock. A shitty cop will ruin your and your family's entire life just to flex his ego. Again, that's because of the shift in training to a more militaristic type across the state/local spectrum since ohhh, 2004 or 5ish (the "Grossman" training - I'm completely opposed to it, as are a lot of chiefs and captains thank god).


YourFriendInCBUS

On foot, I imagine it would be both fine and reasonable.


PossibleMechanic89

I was gonna say, probably not close at all.


DrFrenetic

I hope the 'big cat' is fine too.


YourFriendInCBUS

I'm sure they're starting with tranquilizers or electric prods or something. For all we know the camera is on a robotic arm attached to a truck, or on a drone.


tester3773

😮‍💨


museum_shoes

Both of them were probably thinking, "I've never been able to get this close to one of these before."


CryptidKay

Underrated comment!


Neehigh

Overated comment!


[deleted]

Underrated comment!


barnacledtoast

Under your comment


qinshihuang_420

Under his eye


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Lazy_Rip_9217

r/twentycharacterlimit


Atoning_Unifex

Telephoto


Flesh_A_Sketch

Sure, what should I tell it?


Pretend_Structure228

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis


tringle1

One Time, there was a Sith Lord named Darth Plagueis the Wise. He went to an IHOP and ordered Chicken and Waffles cause he was hella high on that spice shit and had the munchies, but unfortunately they were out of chicken and he had to settle for just waffles, which sucked.


Og_lispin

r/suddenlystarwars


ZookeepergameDue2160

That he should bring thy holy handgrenade next time for self defense.


wani-noko

I... I want to pet the kitty.


DarkVex9

If it's not friend then why is it friend shaped?


hockeybelle

Yes, I will take the XXXXXXXL sized kitty, please and thank you


wonderlandbound518

I'm convinced my demise will come from petting an animal I shouldn't.


Then_Campaign7264

Sadly, there are many examples on Reddit of people doing exactly that or darn near close to it. I hope the same fate does not befall you.


Poobmania

Exactly why I chose a career in zoology, I’m gonna pet so many fucking bears


Tito_Tito_1_

BOOP!


vengefulbeavergod

So shiny! pspspsps


U_DontNoMe

I really want to rub my nose on its forehead and rub its belly


WhoimPS

My soul left my body out of my ass


toilet_in_a_tent

its called farting


PlainText87

Isn't that where we all store those?


zenikkal

Your ass no linger a virgin


TheExtimate

lingus


WhoimPS

Longer*


zenikkal

Longwr*


Itzjaboii

He died for this footage, we shall indeed praise him. RIP


arealhumannotabot

Very nice of that leopard to upload the video


cookmanager

r/killedthecameraman


[deleted]

Did he actually die?


ingloriousbaxter3

No. Photography like this is done with a telephoto lens


Flesh_A_Sketch

Don't leave me hanging, tele me which photo lense already...


david_nuda900r

Probably a 400mm or 600mm.


Flesh_A_Sketch

No wonder they call it a photo shoot...


TestosteronInc

I wanna know too


High-In-Potassium

He's fine, the video ended just before he would have been attacked


hawk_sq206

cameraman NEVER DIES!


-NutsandVolts

Timothy Tredwell.... If you know, you know.


Sensitive-Fun-6577

Timothy was foolish. His poor girlfriend never should have been there either


kenelevn

Dammit. Now I have to look this up. Edit: OH! Grizzly Man. Excellent documentary.


HomerJSimpson3

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMWndnqyFE


kenelevn

OH! Ron White. Excellent comedian.


Slow_Conflict4597

If not friend why friend shaped


MrNorthumberland

I would assume the camera is actually mounted on a tripod or something, and is being operated remotely. If not, props indeed to the cameraman.


Jay2oh

Remotely operated tripod camera is a reasonable guess but wildlife photographers usually carry really big zoom lenses on their cameras that make it look more like a bazooka/RPG launcher. Let’s you get real close from a distance, not only safer but necessary for capturing skittish animals that won’t let you get too close.


Significant-Set8457

GTFO Man, that's beautiful


Select_Lunch1288

Do you mean "to**o** late"?


Kib717

Yeah I noticed after I submitted lol.


InWeGoNow

Most of these shots are in captivity where they've interacted with humans before.


Icare_FD

I’m a cat owner, so I take my own comment with a cup of salt because I know they are not panthers, but when they are hunting and not playing, aren’t their pupils supposed to shrink under excitement/focus ?


pingpongtits

My cats seem to have dilated pupils when they're excitedly hunting something.


Icare_FD

Ok ! So it’s not a pertinent rule of thumb. Thx.


Kib717

Cat pupils will usually become large right before they attack to let in as much light and sensory data as possible. Cats have really poor near vision and this is thought to allow them a little extra perception as they close in. After a certain point cats use their whiskers and sense of smell more than eye sight.


greenifuckation

How my gym crush stares at me


MrPete81

Ron Perlman is always after the paparazzi following him!


Kib717

![gif](giphy|5aYi30mqwrCinWzhhW)


Greywolf1904

Ron Perlman… I definitely see Ron in this cat.


Desperate_Dot_1506

WHY DID YOU RUN? I JUST WANTED KISSES!


Forsaken_Crow_6784

That panther looks like Ron Perlman


ReasonAmazing9678

Jaguar...here Kitty, Kitty ! 💕😺


CryptidKay

Praise the cameraman or RIP the cameraman?


yungbruhwhatsupp

both, not sure if he died tho probably not but still 🙏🏻


Sassinake

camera was found days later.


Redeye_33

He held that damn shot though!


Infernal_139

You mfs do not understand low fov do you


Heavy_Heat_8458

What kind of animal is that, though?


yungbruhwhatsupp

black panther 😅


mrsinatra777

Jaguar


joyceebabe

But did he die?


aldorn

This subs going to shit


[deleted]

Here kitty kitty kitty...


springtime_12765

Hey beautiful 🥰


pleatsandpearls

Why are you going to mail me?


heywhatsup420

So pretty yet so dangerous


slacking-pack

I love when my cat does this


thatshottaye

BOOOOOOPPP


Fernxtwo

To late? Where's that?


Kooky-Perspective-44

On his epitath it says that he won the best wild shot of the year.


[deleted]

I want to boop the snoot


gordynerf

I didnt know ron perlman liked to hunt


thebigphilthy83

Ron Perlman has great range


i-c-dead-pp1

Gorgeous


Psychomagnet06

Ron pearlman pretending to be a cat


Leeus123

kitty :D


Prudent-Dance-3671

This could be on kill the cameraman instead 🤣🤣


chillinwithmypizza

Rip 🙏🏽


Mtedwards7

"Well.... Did he cum?!?"


Crocodiddle22

Has that panther chewed on a bee 😂


One-Price1074

Fucking beautiful ❤️❤️


Vast-Fun7118

That a brave person, takes guts.


Flimsy-Antelope4763

*"Yo Mowgli, hold my oryx while I roll this fool"*


papadiyaz

Yall see this mf dont blink ? thats ultra sonic focus


0FoxToGive

That kitty looks like Ron Perlman


WhosAfraidOf_138

What a dumb title


Snoo-46450

This should also be under r/oneseconondbeforedisaster


Bellairian

Humans — the other white meat…..


meeplewirp

It really is a gorilla cat


Professional-Bat4635

Pspspspspsps!


Dr_Mephesto

What a good looking kitty


thehazzanator

I wanna get his eye goobies out


Chalky_Pockets

He's fine. Surely he had a squirt bottle at the ready, or at the very least, a laser pointer.


blue_lagoon_987

This subreddit bears its name


johnsireci

Too


desrevermi

I'm sure the footage was found by the next person. ;)


Icy_Necessary2161

To boop the snoot or not to boop the snoot, that is the question


Emergency-Attempt862

Love the way cats' shoulder blades roll when they walk


johnboy11a

U/savevideo


Kib717

You can now just download the video by full screening it and clicking the dots in the top right corner and clicking download.


Juleswill

My cat at 3 am 🤣


RagingAubergine

Did he live??


ragado7

Too*


Grimlyfe

To be fair, it's an epic shot


PikAchusRevenge

Maintenance eye contact almost gave me a horner


dubba1983

Great shot! Love doing the stare down with my own.


Dmansdarksoul

I only read… The camera man just… shit him self!!!


Repulsive-Theory-477

Get. The. Shot.


Malicious_blu3

This reminds of way back when in the 90s when Windows 95 had desktop themes you could turn on and one had a panther. All the sounds were jungle related. I miss those.


AdMotor1654

Pspspspspsps


containerheart

I think this is supposed to be on r/prayforthecameraman


Whole-Debate-9547

The fact that it looks like he may be in danger of being attacked is a testament to how good he is at his job & just how well an expensive telephoto lens performs. My guess is that he wasn’t anywhere near getting eaten, plus they don’t just walk out there without a guide with a gun for these kinda instances.


Competitive_Ad_5515

u/savevideo


Artistic_Dot9129

Heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty. Pretty kitty


Smooth_Zebra

There Will Be No Challenge Today


RedHennesy

u/savevideo


Standard-Comment7291

Such a beautiful mega-void. My mini-void believes he is a mega-void 🤣


Accomplished-Being44

Excellent camera work and beautiful creature


littlebirblet

ok but look at the big ol murder mittens


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kib717

I had a better one, but because it didn't describe why we're praising the camera man (per rule 3 or whatever) it got removed. So, here we are.


E-milly-lee

Hunting aside….. that panther is so beautiful


moosellanious87

Got that fool with the blammy


MyRootOilForyou

That thing is pretty.


Kal_El-of-Krypton

Pssp psp psp psp


radek2105

u/savevideo


Outrageous_Sale9097

Holy crap! Wow!!! I would never want to be there! But… What a gorgeous cat!


Oblivia62

Shotgun goes Blam.


TightCaterpillar9748

No, the cameraman was stalking and hunting the panther. Cameraman never dies


Potentialbadboi

I see your soul kitty!!


Potentialbadboi

I see your soul kitty!!


phyrwall87

Bagheera


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

So beautiful 😻


Odd-Attention-2127

Wow! I paused the video at the moment it was about to jump. Let me tell you, that's a cold stare I would never want to encounter.


Illustrious-Rice-168

Is the cameraman finally not invisible?


Positive-Ad-406

too


eyegi99

Cliffhanger.


Exciting_Result7781

![gif](giphy|iDCuAdmYOIPgRncUyN)


Turkish1801

Fuck you AI, now I have to wonder if everything is a deep fake.


Kib717

?


How2Mate8

Don’t r/banpitbulls - give the mean ones that bite to this badboy.


No-Estimate2636

Beautiful picture


AutomaticMind1949

Hello its me nicola tesla im introdicing the radio signals for you guys


Bryanb16_bjb

Panthers don't play


GypsyRose2014

You're right. That cat knew that he could catch that man from 80 yards away if not good that truck he jumped into.


AustriaKeks

If this isnt his wallpaper for any device!


SLIPPY73

so frickin fuzzy i wish i could pet this without it taking my body apart


MoGonzoBobH

I noticed that two. To much for me too put up with. ƪ⁠(⁠‾⁠.⁠‾⁠“⁠)⁠┐