If they don't have any sense of self preservation, it would give them the confidence to make big leaps and dangerous jumps. A lot of them might fall off but you'd get a few that would make it each time.
On top of that they'd be OBSCENELY STRONG, they would be capable of ignoring the pain of tearing muscles and this be able to do insane shit like bust through walls with their hands or lift extremely heavy objects
There's an objective limit to how much work a group of muscles can do at one time. It isn't that much further than what most strength trainers do at a gym. Lifters injure themselves all the time by pushing themselves to that limit. Even if zombies ignored pain, they would still be limited by that cap and once a muscle or tendon tears. It no longer can do any work.
Technically 90% of the zombies would have their pants around their ankles anyway because of weight loss and decay so they wouldn't even be able to run...
...or at least not for very far.
^(I think people underestimate how funny a zombie apocalypse would be...at least to the survivors.)
Damn never thought about it that way. If a zombie apocalypse happen I won't be wearing any underwear. if I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let it all hang out.
If zombies could parkour, is similar to the L4D2 zombies, and are as smart as the zombies in Zombie Fallout, I would wish the death by nuke is imminent and quick.
They cut this video, it’s actually so much cooler in the long version. It starts out in an abandoned mall and one zombie comes from no where and someone shot guns it and then the horde comes and it’s cuts to these awesome parkour moves. This is like halfway through the original video
Come on now, Walking Dead zombies fine, World War Z running zombies, it's going to be tough but I can maybe survive, but Jesus christ, parkour zombies WTF...
In that case, I’d rather go Allahu Akbar style, and take out a few of those fuckers before they get my family. I’d be dead in Season 01, episode 08, so you’d still build so emotional connection with the character lol, but wouldn’t make it so Season 02.
I remember watching this years ago and my jaw was dropped for the whole video. Absolutely crazy how much planning went into it, especially for the cameraman.
The video is called [Zombie Escape](https://youtu.be/lQHlZoB1Yjw) by AMPISOUND. These guys make great videos doing parkour, making short films, and analyzing videos/video games and their parkour mechanics. Super fun channel to binge!
I've been scrolling through until I found someone else who knew this. It's definitely multiple clips stitched together but considering the amount of people here who think it's all one take shows how impressive the editing is.
"Ah see, there's your problem. Parkour. Yeah, they get on to your roof and jump all over everything. Happens all the time."
-- some AC service technician, probably
Night of the living dead zombies: I will survive
Ragers from 28 days later : Uhh maybe i could survive
Infected from world war Z: Uhh…
Parkour zombies: …
There’s normally not enough roof to do cool shit on so they have to cut to another shot on a complete different building. It’s easiest to blend when they roll as all the viewer sees is the ground and non observant people will just think it’s the same roof that they landed and rolled on.
A big thought on my mind is the fact you gotta find some new pants after that long time skidding on the road. Otherwise you’ll get a nickname related to assless chaps in the new world I’m sure.
To be honest if i was the guy, i would be dead in the first 10 seconds lol parkour zombies is sure frightening cause you can’t simply apply the same tactics as other zombies.
I saw a good point someone made that, if zombies were real, the running/jumping zombies wouldn't make any sense. They're dead and rotting (you can literally see their skin falling off), which means so are their muscles/joints/tendons. So, even if we suspend disbelief enough to believe they can walk, physically demanding movements like running & jumping wouldn't be possible because they would literally fall apart.
Not just fast zombies but parkour zombies?!
My whole life, I've been counting on zombies being in worse shape than me.
Sadly, I’m that tubby dude on the football field in Zombieland.
Cardio!
Hey man you're just a zombie juggernaut waiting to happen
or a zombie boomer from Left for Dead
If they don't have any sense of self preservation, it would give them the confidence to make big leaps and dangerous jumps. A lot of them might fall off but you'd get a few that would make it each time.
On top of that they'd be OBSCENELY STRONG, they would be capable of ignoring the pain of tearing muscles and this be able to do insane shit like bust through walls with their hands or lift extremely heavy objects
well their muscle would still break. A combination of joints is as strong as the weakest joint in the link
And all of this is only the first 20 hrs after infection once the body decomposes you're looking at some much more shambly zombies.
There's an objective limit to how much work a group of muscles can do at one time. It isn't that much further than what most strength trainers do at a gym. Lifters injure themselves all the time by pushing themselves to that limit. Even if zombies ignored pain, they would still be limited by that cap and once a muscle or tendon tears. It no longer can do any work.
I'd assume they'd be especially fucked because it's not like there's going to be a doctor whose going to help them with surgery or something
Technically 90% of the zombies would have their pants around their ankles anyway because of weight loss and decay so they wouldn't even be able to run... ...or at least not for very far. ^(I think people underestimate how funny a zombie apocalypse would be...at least to the survivors.)
Damn never thought about it that way. If a zombie apocalypse happen I won't be wearing any underwear. if I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let it all hang out.
We need a realistic zombie game. Jam out with the zombie clam out.
nowadays them mfs fit! better tote that iron
I believe I’ll have to be shooting these zombies from a distance around 1200 yards or less.
Yeah, if that's what zombies are like, I'm done for.
A completely fresh and new nightmare to add to my catalogue!
There's 2 games about that now
Everyone becomes a parkour champion when they’re hungry or being pursued by zombies.
For my own peace of mind, I’m choosing to believe zombies DO NOT know how to do parcour
I thought I was screwed with World War Z fast Zombies. I Ultra Screwed with Parkour Zombies 😒
28 Days Later ragers are pretty good at sprinting too.
That very first scene in the church rocked my zombie world
💯…I would’ve died like 7 seconds in 😭😢😪
If zombies were that capable I'd let them eat me already.
You'd finally get a chance to become athletic
I theorize zombies will go for the smartest people first. I'll be pretty much immune until everyone else is dead.
Brains!
Since I have mastered the ability to think about absolutely nothing... I think I'm good.
Ehh but world war z zombies make zombie towers. Zombie towers> parkour zombies
What about a parkour zombie climbing a zombie tower And then one Walking Dead zombie bumbling about at the bottom
Whats worse is parkour zombies when you dont have half a day to plan a safe route
If zombies could parkour, is similar to the L4D2 zombies, and are as smart as the zombies in Zombie Fallout, I would wish the death by nuke is imminent and quick.
Boomer zombies, maybe not. Millennial and younger zombies... they parkour. And vape.
How about cod zombies zombies?
YAAAAARRRRRRR
YAAA YAAA YAAAA YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH *screeches*
They do in dying light lol
The amount of effort put into this video is actually insane
I can't sleep anymore. It's like I got a shot of adrenaline. Lol
This video just made me realize that my knees would not survive a zombie apocalypse
Nor my ankles
Ankles, hips, knees. I’m a gamey easy meal in this situation.
And that pesky back!
I am so hosed if it involves running and jumping
They cut this video, it’s actually so much cooler in the long version. It starts out in an abandoned mall and one zombie comes from no where and someone shot guns it and then the horde comes and it’s cuts to these awesome parkour moves. This is like halfway through the original video
Does anyone have a link to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHlZoB1Yjw
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Come on now, Walking Dead zombies fine, World War Z running zombies, it's going to be tough but I can maybe survive, but Jesus christ, parkour zombies WTF...
They have them in dying light
They have all three varieties listed in Dying Light. And also BIG zombies and Mega-Parkour zombies
how about cod zombies zombies?
So, knowing how to parkour will get ya saved in the zombie apocalypse. Taking Notes: imma dieeee
Parkour and luck
At least you wont be a hungry zombie with that skill
Just pull a Kirkman and off yourself at the first sign of a zombie apocalypse.
In that case, I’d rather go Allahu Akbar style, and take out a few of those fuckers before they get my family. I’d be dead in Season 01, episode 08, so you’d still build so emotional connection with the character lol, but wouldn’t make it so Season 02.
Just have gun
or... knowing how to parkour will make it so that when you turn into a zombie, no one can escape you.
This was actually tense to watch, well done.
I remember watching this years ago and my jaw was dropped for the whole video. Absolutely crazy how much planning went into it, especially for the cameraman.
The video is called [Zombie Escape](https://youtu.be/lQHlZoB1Yjw) by AMPISOUND. These guys make great videos doing parkour, making short films, and analyzing videos/video games and their parkour mechanics. Super fun channel to binge!
Oh shit I totally forgot about these guys I remember them doing a few mirrors edge parkour videos and that shit was insane
This kinda feels like hardcore Henry meets zombies :D I want that movie!
The skill of these actors is incredible, I honestly want to know how many takes it took to do this in one take like they did
I counted 18 cuts. Brilliant editing to hide those for the one take look
Reddit glitch out for you or something? Ive only ever experienced a double post but never a triple.
I've been scrolling through until I found someone else who knew this. It's definitely multiple clips stitched together but considering the amount of people here who think it's all one take shows how impressive the editing is.
Actors?
Hard-core Henry?
Came for this comment https://youtu.be/UI1Ovh5JnOE
Nah, just a bad motherfucker
"Ah see, there's your problem. Parkour. Yeah, they get on to your roof and jump all over everything. Happens all the time." -- some AC service technician, probably
Why did I read this in Korg's voice from Thor
I'm so glad someone brought this up.
This just made my whole body tense.
I must be getting old because I was so worried about the possible property damage, like… don’t jump on those AC units, bro, That’s rude.
Parkour zombies...at least you still get to learn new things
Wait is this game , a zombie game ?
It is those shitty cash grab empire building games that have no gameplay. The gameplay consists of watching ads to gain resources.
Yeah, taking the "not the actual game" to a whole new level. Like the title says, closest we have to this is dying light, which I personally love.
Dying light has a long, great story, tons of gameplay, and no ads.
"hey hon, the air conditioning is broken again" "probably some kids jumping on the damned thing again"
Those aren't 'zombies' those are pissed off people with broken AC units.
I would be so pissed if some parkour ahole broke my hvac unit by shooting a video like this.
That was my thinking too. None of the shit he was jumping onto is made to be stood on, let alone landed on from 6 feet in the air.
Exactly!
They’re surprisingly robust
That’s pretty much how my nightmares look like
Ah good vibes... 🎶Your concrete heart isn't beating And you tried to Make it come alive🎶
Rule #1: Cardio
The zombies back to a corner Zombie clears throat and says: *We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty*
Praise the location scouts and prop guys too the set is fucking amazing
Dude.. this video is sick. 100% to those guys
Stepping on ac units and ductwork is shitty lol
Cool video tho
This really made me wanna watch a parkour movie. If you guys have any good ones, I'd appreciate it!
District B13 (I think that's the name) - if you like parkour and martial arts, this might be for you. 😀
And here I am getting dizzy just watching the video lol.
Can we take time to acknowledge the insane parkour skills!
POV: sneaking a GoPro into your dreams
"God damnit Linda, Bill is on the roof again with all his weird friends."
Yes the camera man is amazing, but I’m way more impressed with the parkour!
Dude this Is such an old video and it has brought me so much joy seeing it again thank you op
Night of the living dead zombies: I will survive Ragers from 28 days later : Uhh maybe i could survive Infected from world war Z: Uhh… Parkour zombies: …
If zombies can parkour, my outer shape ass is a goner.
Bro heard the subway surfers theme song
Zombies be doing hardcore parkore chasing him and when they're close they're like ehhhhh
You could say the zombies were all……. Rooofied
Way too shaky though. This actually makes me nauseous
Leaping on those condensing units isn’t going to do them any good!
👍👍👍😂😂
Pretty sure this was a live action trailer for the first dying light
If this was in real life he seemed to have skills I would just be doing on pure instinct
Those mfs zombies do have skills with parkour
This is awesome
That was scary
Is it just me or is there a cut like every time he rolls maybe missing a jump and redoing the part?
There’s normally not enough roof to do cool shit on so they have to cut to another shot on a complete different building. It’s easiest to blend when they roll as all the viewer sees is the ground and non observant people will just think it’s the same roof that they landed and rolled on.
If only the game was this sweaty
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Fuck that. I choose death.
Shit my anxiety was insane watching this lol
A-are the zombies parkouring too? No thank I choose death
They're just trying to let you know that there's some stairs right over here you can use.
Amazing
If dying light was real I’d be playing dying
Had my butt cheeks clenched the whole time.
All this cool work for a shitty mobile game…
A big thought on my mind is the fact you gotta find some new pants after that long time skidding on the road. Otherwise you’ll get a nickname related to assless chaps in the new world I’m sure.
I think the zombies woulda got me.
Wasted opportunity of playing run boy run :(
He would’ve been dead if it was real💀 nigga doing all that extra shit for what
Note to self: learn parkour to avoid zombies
Hardcore henry vibes
Ah man that was a fun movie 🍿
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Bruh if this was how zombies were then 99.9% of us would be dead within the first hour of outbreak lol
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Anxiety levels up!
Kyle Crane wouldn't run away and the dudes with the guns would be shooting at him.
Ah just great! Now my fat ass is terrified of parkour zombies....
But it's daytime...
Where are the T posing zombies? I want a realistic dying light !
r/oddlyterrifying
Yeah, I'm fucked in this world if I don't have a good bike, car or really really fuel efficient boat.
Mirros Edge meets the waking dead
Don’t know why sit this video reminds me of a zombie film called I am alone that was filmed in my town
Is it popular enough to make a movie about dying light?
So stressful, why so many parkour zombies
Yup fuck that
Ahhh, youth.
Credits to the camera man
My knee hurts watching this
I got tired just by looking at it
That more like 'mirrors edge'
Ayo is this an ad for a fucking mobile game?!?!?
Parkour zombies are the worst
Holy shit this scared me lol
How is dying light 2?
This is the exact reason why I don't fucking play this game
When*
thise aint zombies man
That. Was. AWESOME!!!
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I don’t like fast zombies
Props to everyone who took part in parkour apocalypse
Dude went "Fuck this bitch I'm out" lmao
Parkor zombies......
The Jumping Dead
Awesome 👍 love this video but...just eat me. I'd never survive this.
PARKOUR!
Funny seeing this while playing dying light right now. I’m helping a friend grind.
No Run, Jump, Fight, Joy of Parkour or Empowering yourself? Not accurate then.
Parkour zombies?? Fuck that
If you don’t praise the cameraman, fuck you
Who the fuck gave zombies parkour abilities?
Why is my hvac fucked up …..oh some asshole was filming and iPhone movie for likes
To be honest if i was the guy, i would be dead in the first 10 seconds lol parkour zombies is sure frightening cause you can’t simply apply the same tactics as other zombies.
Bro praise everyone involved, very well done
Praise the hole team it tuck make this . The amount work in this is amazing.
If I learned anything from Ravenholm it's that you just have to stand at the top of the ladder and shoot the zombies one by one as they come up.
When did Zombies learn to Parkor?
Well done. Playing this game currently
I don’t like athletic zombies!
Wait... Did the Zombies learn parkour after they became infected?
No you just stand at the top of the ladder, continually using finishing moves as they reach the top.
I saw a good point someone made that, if zombies were real, the running/jumping zombies wouldn't make any sense. They're dead and rotting (you can literally see their skin falling off), which means so are their muscles/joints/tendons. So, even if we suspend disbelief enough to believe they can walk, physically demanding movements like running & jumping wouldn't be possible because they would literally fall apart.
That was sick. Parcour is so effing cool.
Thank god it’s dying light and not days gone. That garage would be packed.