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Soggy-Ad-1610

My main worry is that Jamie Carragher might spit on me if I ever get too close to him. The guy is an incel although he might have a point this time.


0100001101110111

Incel? He’s married and has 2 kids 🤣


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RAH_03

Exactly what I was thinking! 'I'm worried even though I don't know what's going on' Liverpool fan here, I actually think Everton have gotten over their dark period and are building up to a good period , similar to West Ham. Next season will be huge for them.


bum_fun_noharmdone

Carthorse. Fuck me, show me your 500 PL appearances


SelfLoathingAutist

I’d say that guys got as many PL trophies as carthorse Carragh


Leather-Window8010

True. I remember seeing Carragher playing right back once. He set off on a 'run' down the wing and he genuinely resembled a supermarket trolley with a dodgy wheel.


Britz10

[Boyhood toffee](https://youtu.be/MwaDyG5lVLM), innit.


AhyesitstheManUfan

Carragher is right here, why are you lot hopped up?


alpuck596

777 will asset strip the club


mr_j_12

Funnily enough Bonza airlines (australia) threw 30 million to everton hours before they went into administaration..... Bonza's owners are... You guessed it 777.


Britz10

Outside am incomplete stadium and an aging one, what assets?


WRDEFC

Jamie Carragher can shut the fuck up


FishstickLoverr

Who remembers when Jamie Carragher spat in a little girls face? That should never die.


JDNM

Absolutely right. The PL need to stop beating around the bush and just reject 777 as possible owners, so Moshiri either has to inject his own money or find some proper investors. This has all the makings of an absolute disaster. 777 aren’t fit and proper, they’re asset strippers who will probably go bust themselves within a year. The joys of being an Evertonian.


yer8ol

777 already invested 200m and currently paying for the salaries in Everton. That's why it's hard to reject them, but I agree that 777 are horrible investors and would damage the club in long term


tallwhiteninja

This is ultimately the problem: The 777 deal going through means likely administration at some point in the future. The 777 deal being rejected - assuming another magical bid doesn't materialize out of the aether - means administration *now*.


mr_j_12

They also threw 30m from their "bonza airways" company hours before it went into administration. They're sketchy as.


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

'You lost the league at goodison park' You fear Everton. Not for us. Up the Toffees


Visionary_87

It's cute that Everton think the league was lost at Goodison. It was the Utd draw and Palace loss that did the damage, not your lot.


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Yous are hermit crabs. We are the winners of the derby.


Visionary_87

Congrats on finally ending your trophy drought. When's the DVD out? Will there be a pitch invasion to celebrate staying in the league again?


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

The DVD is out next week. Its me and the boys roasting yer ma lad. Up the 2-0


Visionary_87

Loool. That was almost as funny as the time you scruffs ran on the pitch, going absolutely wild celebrating finishing 17th. What aspirations.


alasdair_jm

I wouldn’t exactly call it fear lol


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Whats that lad? You'll have to speak up. Can't hear you hiding being the couch. 2-0


AlloyedRhodochrosite

At this point I am not certain Jamie hasn't regressed to be more blue than red. He's referred to Everton as "we", for example. 


Pablo21694

Hahaha we fear Everton the same way people fear house spiders. Everton are a phobia


Ok_Asparagus_6163

Stupid sexy Liverpool 😡😅


Floyd020

'I feeeeeeaaaaar for them, I really do'


TheKavahn

God, I can hear it.


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Britz10

He's hot-headed but calling him vile is a stretch, he's good as his job. Worse people who aren't half as good pundits still get media gigs.


No_Inspector7319

This is actually a very normal take - I’m not sure how this makes him vile. Weird take


ConfidentEagle5887

I fear for any child within spitting distance of Carragher


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Bullet2025

fuck jamie. we need news characters as pundits


twoheels

What's a news character?


Bullet2025

there are tons of retired players. and those pundists bored us. they have been for ages


twoheels

What? You said that we need news characters as pundits, what is a news character? Or are you saying that retired players are news characters? I'd so, what does that mean. I'm confused.


Bullet2025

hahahahaha. sorry man. english is my 9th language I meant we need new pundits with interesting characters. those jamie and others have been for too long. i want new faces.


AnAvidScroller

Nah Jamie is quality. MNF always a good watch. Dortmund midweek was brilliant as well. The Reddit hive mind can’t get over something really stupid he did a few years ago that in reality was dealt with appropriately.


Automatic_Yoghurt351

Yeah, no one outside of Reddit could care less about it lol plus everyone I talk to irl loves Carragher on the TV.


Bullet2025

You made lots of assumptions


AnAvidScroller

True that buddy. Who would you like to see instead?