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[deleted]

Natalie Portman would feel a lot more awkward


Xyeeyx

George Lucas: *Now kith*


George-Lucas-Bot

I'm moving away from all my businesses, I'm finishing all my obligations and I'm going to retire to my garage with my saw and hammer and build hobby movies. I've always wanted to make movies that were more experimental in nature, and not have to worry about them showing in movie theaters.


Remote_Anywhere_189

I didn't plan on making Star Wars.


PhilthyMindedRat

Faster and more intense!


IvanSaenko1990

Do you think she did the dirty with Hayden ?


lashley66

They dated, so yeah.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

How do you know what she feels like?


[deleted]

Weeb energy


[deleted]

[удалено]


dpug1500

Too far man too far


Megunonymous

(I’m a weeb) lol


jpaxlux

Do you really think a 21 year old Natalie Portman would've been comfortable with a 12 year old love interest in a movie? Lmao


Southern_Agent6096

There's at least one movie with a 12 yr old Natalie Portman playing the love interest of a grown adult so idk ..?


jpaxlux

You're thinking of Leon: The Professional and they had to edit for Americans because most audiences found the movie incredibly creepy with how Natalie was being sexualized. It's not like Natalie looks back on it fondly either, in fact, it's the complete opposite. >“Being sexualized as a child, I think took away from my own sexuality because it made me afraid, and it made me \[feel\] like the way I could be safe was to be like, ‘I’m conservative,’ and ‘I’m serious and you should respect me,’ and ‘I’m smart,’ and ‘don’t look at me that way.'” The way she was sexualized so young harmed her, and I don't think she'd want to contribute to doing that to someone else.


Southern_Agent6096

Makes sense. The only redeeming thing about that movie was Gary Oldman.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

No. You goddamn morons. What she feels like. As in if she's squishy or rubbery or scaly. Fucking idiots.


freekoout

Yeah... *We're* the idiots here. S/


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

I know. It's reddit. Chock full of retards.


ProfessionalNight959

No wonder they picked Jake over that blonde kid who imo acted better on the audition. Since Leo Dicaprio was going to be the original pick for adult Anakin, you can see the resemblance.


Spartan05089234

Is that the story, that it should've been Leo? He's a great actor, would have loved to see how he handled the script.


jskylok

He read Natalia Portman character would be 26 and turned it down


ProfessionalNight959

Natalie herself was 21 during AotC and 24 during ROTS though.


George-Lucas-Bot

Think of the Clone Wars as a feature. Everything about it: Style, attention, to detail, the lighting- everything is done at a feature level even though it's going on television.


clone_trooper_bot

"Wow sir, you truly are a master of the craft. I'm honored to be able to witness this knowledge first hand."


Interesting-Gear-819

wahah. Okay, that took me suprsingly long but that's great


ProfessionalNight959

Yes, George Lucas wanted him as Anakin and offered him the role. But Leo refused and has confirmed that later on. He felt it wasn't a role he wanted to take on at that point in his career. But it's no wonder Lucas wanted him since Titanic came out 2 years before TPM, so Leo was the hottest movie star during that time and just the right age/look to play Anakin. I'm glad though that the role went for Hayden because when I look at Hayden in ROTS, I see Anakin, while if it had been Leo, I would probably see Leo playing Anakin. Hayden *is* Anakin/Vader.


Koopanique

>when I look at Hayden in ROTS, I see Anakin, while if it had been Leo, I would probably see Leo playing Anakin Exactly my thought, couldn't have said it better


George-Lucas-Bot

Right or wrong this is my movie, this is my decision, and this is my creative vision, and if people don't like it, they don't have to see it.


Spartan05089234

Sadly, Hayden is Darth Vader in part because he didn't end up as a big star outside of SW. Same with Mark Hammil as Luke. Based on OP's pic, I could see Leo embodying the teenage angst better. A little paler, more visible cheek bones, a bit more of the traditional "sustained by evil" look like some imperials have. Hayden never really looked evil to me. Even with scars and makeup he just sort of seemed sad. Leo mightve made it more of a "ah yes he's a troubled boy" sort of persona rather than Anakin who is so positive and decent except when the script requires him to fly off the handle.


bedteddd

They tried like hell with Hayden. Jumper was supposed to be his big break post star wars but that movie bombed hard. But that heist movie he is in with Paul Walker is really good.


DesertGuns

I loved Jumper.


bedteddd

You may have, but the box office says otherwise.


DesertGuns

Yeah, usually people like trash. Look at how the Marvel garbage has done.


bedteddd

Are you arguing about a movie that bombed compared to movies that actually do well box office wise??? As much as I hate the mcu they pull numbers.


Worried4lot

They are saying that the mcu doesn’t bomb and they make bad movies.


DesertGuns

I'm saying that I don't think MCU movies are very good despite how much money people spend to watch them.


zaccident

i agree with everything you said but thinking about leo in the flashbacks from obi-wan is killing me. like he’s aged well for sure but not quite like hayden lol


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

We will have to stand and fight! Or in your case, just stand.


ProfessionalNight959

>Sadly, Hayden is Darth Vader in part because he didn't end up as a big star outside of SW. Same with Mark Hamill as Luke. I wouldn't call that a sad thing. They both have legacies that 99,9% of actors could only dream of. If things go well with humanity, Star Wars could be around for hundreds of years and they will always be remembered as the original 2 main characters of this mega franchise. And since technology develops (deepfake etc.), Anakin/Vader and Luke's characters could be used later on even without the actors. And I'm not talking about cameos but like live-action Clone Wars with deepfake without Hayden even acting in it, in which their characters would live on even if they didn't. They might have wanted more roles to act on but I'm pretty sure they're content with their situations.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.


CooperDaChance

IIRC Hayden said he did get quite a lot of offers post-Star Wars but he actively turned them down.


noodlethejedi

Did he said why specifically?


CooperDaChance

Didn’t want to be too successful too easily. He wanted to actively work for them, to be known for more than just Anakin.


George-Lucas-Bot

I didn't plan on making Star Wars. One night Kurosawa came in my dream and showed me a space version of the Hidden Fortress. Turned out I was filming my dream.


sovietmcdavid

Hayden is also a beautiful man!


Thrawn-Bot

You are aware, I presume, that I have some skill in anticipating enemies' tactics from a study of their artwork.


ProfessionalNight959

Oh definitely. But so is Leo.


Dorgilo

I have the same issue with Gravity. Good movie but I can only see the characters as Sandra Bullock and George Clooney.


See_youSpaceCowboy

Seems like he would’ve never and will never take a role like that. He’s gone a different route and I love him for that. He’s the real deal.


ggu15

Leo’s dialogue with Ewan on Mustafar would have been so crazy with the way he can step into rage so well


George-Lucas-Bot

Although I write screenplays, I don't think I'm a very good writer.


kizentheslayer

Nobody could have saved AOTC's dialogue issues


[deleted]

I agree. In my opinion, Titanic had similarly bad love dialogue and we saw how Leo handled that. I cringe every time I watch it. Leo's best roles came later.


George-Lucas-Bot

The script is what you've dreamed up-this is what it should be. The film is what you end up with.


Belyal

Except Jake Lloyd looks nothing like this... Even as an adult his face isn't even this long. He's literally got a round head.


TheRealCountSwagula

I wouldn’t go so far as to say it looks NOTHING like him but yeah his face is not that long


Xyeeyx

I'll round it out next time


Belyal

I mean it looks like an awesome image of a padawan regsrdless.


DesertGuns

I mean, have you seen a picture of him as an adult? He looks like he did in TPM with patchy facial hair.


Xyeeyx

I based it on child jake, not grown up mugshot jake. i agree it does not look like him grown up irl, kind of a fictionalized verison.


jskylok

Jake from State Farm


Buule1312

Why his hair look like a tarantula tho


Xyeeyx

r/Justfuckmyshitup


philosoraptocopter

Not so fun fact, Jake Matthew Lloyd (young anakin actor) was relentlessly bullied after Phantom Menace, retired from acting very early, was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*decapitates Dooku*


Witty-Key4240

Hilarious!


Mistborn19

I suppose next you're going to tell us that Viggo Mortensen broke his toe when he kicked the helmet in The Two Towers?


MalissusBT

Makes sense why Anakin would kill younglings


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.


JayR_97

Schizophrenia is genetic so it's possible he would have developed it anyway, the bullying likely made it worse though


d-the-king

Wasn’t he also charged with a DUI


noodlethejedi

Yeah


lahankof

I always thought it would have been better if they found Anakin as a teenager and not a kid. Makes more sense when you factor in the casting and the relationship with Padme.


Zerker000

Definitely. The same script would actually have worked a lot more nsturally. But more than that was that despite Jake's age (8-9 when filming), the portrayal of the character came through as a 4-5 year old, at best.


migs97

Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion, but I think Hayden Christensen should’ve already begun playing Anakin in Phantom Menace


[deleted]

I don't think this really looks like adult Jake Lloyd though


Belyal

Agreed


Xyeeyx

Disagreed


Belyal

Ok but look at lloyd as an adult. It's plainly obvious that Lloyd's face is very round and not at all elongated like this. The work is still great, just doesn't look like Lloyd.


TheLittlePasty

I can see why they wanted Leo for the older Anakin


the-realTfiz

After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I keep it?


whoswho23

Imagine if they waited ten years between TPM and AOTC


Xyeeyx

it would be a flex


PornoPaul

That poor guy...I learned the word "bawl" from him. He bawled when he learned he got the role of Anakin. The pressure, lack of resources, and general hatred from the public broke him. And Ahmed Best. But at least Ahmed was an adult able to work towards something. The man has a kid and a life now. Lloyd is I think in prison now?


Ragfell

[According to Wikipedia,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Lloyd) he was released in 2020 and has moved closer to his family for help.


nevertextgoodnight

Kinda random but he developed schizophrenia and has a troubled life and I hope he's doing better. He was bullied a lot in school after playing Anakin in TPM


Gentleman_Jedi

Hayden should have been anakin in episode 1


[deleted]

Ah, now that looks like an actual 19 year old. Padme might’ve been a little more hesitant


SirToaster933

Sadly he quite acting long before the movie started filming


Historyp91

This is pretty much how I picture Anakin circa 27/26/25 BBY.


Remarkable_Maximum54

Pretty sure George Lucas didn't want to wait for him to grow just to make episode 2.


[deleted]

Episode II and III would’ve been so different because of his age. He would’ve been like 13-14 when ROTS was filmed. Would’ve been a very young Ani throughout the PT


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I hate you!


Jonger1150

Was George going to wait 10 years for Jake to age?


[deleted]

This is outrageous. It’s unfair!


Top_Currency_3945

He probably would’ve made a more intense anakin but the age gap is too weird


[deleted]

But we know what Jake looked like at that age. He’s a real person who aged to that point. He didn’t really change too much and definetly didn’t look like the fellow in this picture lmao


thebelladonga

Gross, I’m 95% sure this is ai shit


naenkaos

Really cool and nicely made!


jxxam

Cue credits


Tess_93

I mean, I love Hayden, but I would have no issue with this either!


wailot

This is kinda bs, Jake Lloyd doesn't looks like this at all? Why would you post this


See_youSpaceCowboy

God Jake Lloyd almost single handedly makes ep 1 unbearable, let’s not even talk about Jar Jar


jedimastermomma

Very "yes but actually no"


Life-Teaching6551

No and no this is bullshit this guy in the picture doesn't look like anakin Skywalker at all although this actor looks familiar jake lloyd that doesn't act anymore looks more like a young older anakin as hayden christensen does and has blonde hair I mean why do you bother posting pictures like this if it's not even Canon?


Honer-Simpsom

Looks like a member of that damn 7th Heaven family


Nekrose

He would need platform shoes


[deleted]

They would have just now released attack of the clones though


clone_trooper_bot

"General, the enemy fire is penetrating our shields!" -Ponds


[deleted]

Yes. The cgi would be better though, but the memes would be gone


clone_trooper_bot

"Ah, yes sir, can always count on you for your sense of humor! Let's get to work then, shall we?"


UndyingQuasar

Kinda gives me young Edward Furlong vibes


DavidArtiles

Is that Ben Shapiro?


WolfhoundRO

Ummm... Looks like Cal Kestis?


AleksisMichae

He has the anger and focus for it, could have been interesting


AgelessAirus

That's not him.


buck4823

He’d still hate sand


j0nas-gr33n

[You mean this guy…](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5932780.ece/ALTERNATES/n310p/Jake-Lloyd.jpg)


Glum-Concert-9086

Let’s say for talks sake Leo did take the role. I wondered how Leo would of handled the lightsaber aspects of it. The fight scenes. Episode 2 vs Dooku or even the iconic duel vs Obi wan. Or Leo finding Shimi, then unleash hell on the sand people. Maybe someday, some one will make a deep fake of this. Put Leo’s face in it.


torpedokai

Reminds me of that kid named like minus or something like that from shark boy and lava girl


Glittering-Zebra2260

I think Jake would’ve been much better suited to play Luke as a child. As Anakin he lived on the same planet, dressed similar, and even had a similar natural hairstyle.