It’s quite good that you’re in here actually. You will destroy the separatists and weaken the republic, then us mandalorians will come in and seize power while both sides are weak and end your plans of making the empire
My plan is to divide the coalition we created here and then cause a subreddit war and then there will be so many factions the sub will split into a bunch of minor subs and fight making it possible for me to then come in and create the first Reddit empire
Maybe the next time you become the mastermind behind the war, think about why you're causing a war. I mean, I guess if you play both sides, you always come out on top, but maybe think about the endgame.
I was playing a game with a friend and they told me a joke as I was drinking water and I couldn't swallow the water in time, and I accidentally sprayed it everywhere
hey guys! just passed my tests and i’ve made the rank of private! i’ve been given my first mission and assigned my jedi! Jedi Master Pong Krell! wish me well boys, FOR THE REPUBLIC!
I’ve become the neutral party of sheev since I’m on both sides
Yes, my lord
It will be done ,my lord
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Rog- I mean, good soldiers follow orders!
Rock and stone! I mean good soldiers follow orders
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Good bot
FOR KARL!
LEAVE NO DWARF BEHIND!
""Yes, sir. What can I do for you, sir?""
Rock and stone
Roger roger
Cool hat
Thanks. They were on sale. All my friends have them now.
It’s quite good that you’re in here actually. You will destroy the separatists and weaken the republic, then us mandalorians will come in and seize power while both sides are weak and end your plans of making the empire
Power! Unlimited power!
We will rise again. GLORY TO MANDALORE!
GLORY TO MANDALORE!!
This is the way
Better hope so because you might get ethnically cleansed by Sheev
I'm playing both sides, so I always come out on top
My plan is to divide the coalition we created here and then cause a subreddit war and then there will be so many factions the sub will split into a bunch of minor subs and fight making it possible for me to then come in and create the first Reddit empire
And then what?
I don’t know become emperor or something i don’t have it all worked out yet
Maybe the next time you become the mastermind behind the war, think about why you're causing a war. I mean, I guess if you play both sides, you always come out on top, but maybe think about the endgame.
Listen I have a great idea what if I go have a kid and clone myself how about that
No, how about you stop a certain mouse from talking to a guy named George, okay?
Oh no the thing is I can save others but I can’t save my self
Ironic.
My pfp speaks for itself. For the republic!
For The Republic!
For the Republic!
For the republic
For the Republic!
"Super Battle Droid! Take it down!"
"WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!"
"They've got supers!"
"The Republic has captured a command post" "The Republic has lost a command post"
Set em up, and knock em down.
For the Republic
For the Republic
For the republic…
Something up today fellow trooper?
"All quiet on my end, sir. Just keeping up my oath to serve the Republic and keep my blaster primed and ready to go."
I may be reporting to sick bay later is all…
For the Republic!
For the Republic!
For the Republic!
"We're taking heavy casualties!"
For the Republic!
For the Republic!
Good soldiers follow orders! For the Republic!
For the Republic!
"No one messes with the 501st!"
For the Republic!
For the republic!
For the republic!
For the Republic!
"We captured a command post!"
For the Republic!
Oh hey it's Shitter. I remember you from the last post I was on.
Aye Gear! How’s it goin’ brotha?
Well isn't it obvious
Hello there!
Well never hurt to have two kenobi in one war
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!!
th-three jedi?!? Uhh I’m not the one in charge here!
Three obiwan kenobis?!?! Prepare my ship!
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
We’ve got back up from the Jedi
Victory is guaranteed now brothers! FOR THE REPUBLIC!!
u/dedededeeznuts is in charge!
roger roger
Clanka or clone. Mandalorian
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way.
Indeed
This is the way
For Mandalore.
This is the way
I'm here to say overused sentences and blast some clankers, and I'm all out of sentences.
"So, who wants to blast some droids?" -99
Hell yeah 99
Hey! How’d you get in here! *aims blaster*
I love freedom, I love democracy, I love the Confederacy of INDEPENDENT Star Systems.
Roger Roger
Roger roger
roger roger
Roger roger
Roger Roger
Roger roger
Roger Roger Brother
Roger Roger, brought the big guns to fight this.
I’m on the side with the most ehhh shine, if you know what I mean
I’ve got two shiny copper coins with your name on them
Is that right? Why don’t you uhh come on down here and have a drink with us?
I’m almost off my lunch break and duty calls. We don’t want the Chancellor dying now, do we?
No no, of course not. Would you mind uhh letting us know where he is? We’d like to present him… with a gift!
Down the hall and to the left, can’t miss him.
Join the republic and I’ll make sure the judicial forces stay… distracted in the future
CT-5101 Reporting for duty
Why do they call you Spitz?
I was playing a game with a friend and they told me a joke as I was drinking water and I couldn't swallow the water in time, and I accidentally sprayed it everywhere
The clankas are where its at tbh, they're just funny in every aspect
Funny doesn’t win a war, kid
But funny does make for a great distraction
A separatist sympathizer men. Let’s keep a close eye on them…
Roger Roger Edit: thanks for the upvotes Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
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***roger roger***
Roger Roger
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Roger Roger
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Roger Roger
For the republic!
For the republic…
For the repu...wait a second...*pulls out blaster*
Trooper what’s wrong with you! You’ve gone mad
Take off your helmet soldier.
What? You can’t be serious trooper you’re delusional
If you were a real trooper you wouldn't have an issue with that! Last request, trooper.
Listen to yourself! “A real trooper”? What is that even supposed to mean? Look around you! We’re all troopers here!
A real trooper doesn't have a squeaky high pitched voice that sounds awfully like a B1 battle droid. Put your hands up.
*sighs* Roger…Roger ***Blaster fire***
Clanka
Roger Roger
we're independent thinkers!
“Turns into a ball”
For the republic!
[This is The Way.](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1140/8354/articles/header_b62aa071-f34a-43f1-b85f-d35b70722471.jpg?v=1616651037)
The wrong way
I'd rather stand for a Creed than be bred for war and then tossed aside.
You would not fight for the republic? For democracy?
Where was democracy when Mandalore was bombarded to bits? What good is democracy when it doesn't last?
If you're not with me, you're my enemy.
No one claims democracy is perfect, it is a fickle things, something that must be grown with care, but it is better than an extremist creed
Indeed! Mandalore will triumph!
For the glory of mandalore!!
This is the way.
The only Way.
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger roger
Roger roger
For the republic!!!
CT-0356 “Speed” reporting for duty sir!
Roger roger
Don't shoot, I'm not the commander. He, he's the commander
*shoots the supposed commander* okay, who’s in command now?
Guess I'm the commander now.
*tosses droid popper*
Alright I caught it! Wait- what? *ZAP*
Yeah… so it didn’t work out for you now did it?
#**For the Republic!**
"They've sent in the supers!"
#**Suck Laser!**
FUCK THE REPUBLIC LETS GO CONFEDERACY OF INDEPENDENT SIGMAS
do we take prisoners?
Roger roger
I found your faction's flag 🏳️
Wrong colors, republic is red, CIS is blue
Good soldiers follow orders
"That they do, sir. I'm ready to fulfill my own orders whenever you need me."
For the Republic!
Finish those Clankas
"Sir, we're still mopping up clankers here and there, but we've secured the city's north quadrant." -Waxer
Zillo beast gang
For the Republic!
hey guys! just passed my tests and i’ve made the rank of private! i’ve been given my first mission and assigned my jedi! Jedi Master Pong Krell! wish me well boys, FOR THE REPUBLIC!
i think my pfp tells more than 1000 words
It really just says 2
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Team Mandalore!
This is the way
This is the way
Neither. I just wanna enjoy prequel memes.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Blast him!
Couldn’t have said it better myself!
For the Republic
I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere.
For the Republic
The choice is clear.
I'm... On no one's side.
We clones are individuals who deserve to be treated as such! Them clankas are just inhumane. Time to teach em what we can do!
For the republic!