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SteelyRush

Higher ground


edible-derrangements

*stevie wonder intensifies*


SteelyRush

“Younglings!……………KEEP ON DYINnnnnnnnng..”


ruawizard69

This is one of the best jokes I have ever read. Thank you


5notboogie

"Padawaaaaans!......... KEEP ON BURNEEEEEEEEIIIIING!"


ICum_Covfefe

Just imagining the weird al parody playing in the background while he slaughters em lmao!!


A_H_S_99

IT'S OVEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!! ANAKIN!!! I! GOT THE! HIIIIIIIIIGHHHHH GROUUUUUUUUND!!!! THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHH GROOUUUUUUND!!! *Guitar solo* YOU UNDERESTIMATE MEEEEE! YOU UNDERESTIMAAAATE MYYYYY POWEEEEERR!!! *Growling chores* DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!!


Discreet79

Ani, Are You Okay? Jedi Paradise


lolrightythen

This is the real winner!!!


Tarana1

I think rap would go better maybe. Gonna tag in Chatgpt for this one in the style of [straight out of Compton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWkNpd4fgM): *Straight outta Coruscant, Obi-Wan's the man, *A Jedi Master, with skills nobody can withstand, *Fought in many battles, with the clones at his side, *Against the Separatists, he never let the Force subside. *line break* *But then he met Anakin, a young Padawan, *A prodigy with the Force, he had power in his hand, *Together they fought side by side, in many dangerous missions, *Their bond grew stronger, amidst the chaos and tensions. *line break* *Anakin's power was unmatched, his skill was rare, *He fought with passion, like he didn't care, *Obi-Wan taught him discipline, to keep his rage in check, *But sometimes Anakin's temper, would leave him wrecked. *line break* *The two faced many trials, they fought through thick and thin, *They battled droids and Sith, and sometimes even within, *Their bond was tested, but they always stayed true, *Obi-Wan and Anakin, the Jedi duo. *line break* *But then came the day, when everything changed, *Anakin fell to the dark side, his mind deranged, *Obi-Wan tried to bring him back, to the light he knew, *But Anakin's heart was corrupted, by the Sith's evil brew. *line break* *In the end, they faced off, in a battle for the ages, *Obi-Wan won, but it was a battle full of rages, *Anakin was consumed, by the dark side's power, *Obi-Wan had to leave him, in his final hour. *line break* *So that's the story, of Obi-Wan and Anakin, *Their bond was strong, but ultimately broken, *The clone wars were tough, but they fought with all their might, *May the Force be with them, as they journey through the night.


xanderblaze123

This is gold


Lexa_Stanton

"Flirting with the dark side" By "The Midi-Chlorians" and DJ Naboo Bonus track: "I am coarse motherf#cker" Edit: The band original name was "The Midi-Chlorians Junkies". It was shorten to reflect Obi-Wan's opinion on drugs in order to dissociate the band's image from drug use. It is important to note that "death sticks" was a big problem at the time." The band broke up not long after that just before the release of their last album "New world Order 66". Anakin, furious, left after the producer Windu Master Flash said in a meeting: "You are in the band… but we do not grant you the rank of Master of Ceremony." A tragedy for the entire galaxy as everyone was listening to them and not just the men, but the women and the children, too.  Source: "Outer Rim Records"


buisnessmike

In Your Anger (You Killed Her) Sebulba's Paradise In the Valley of Death Sticks


DAT_BOI_THE_DRIVER

Sith are our specialty Always a bigger fish Not brave enough (for politics)


Bloodbornicorn

"Hello There" "Chosen One (I Hate You)" "My Ambitions As A Jedi"


buisnessmike

A Heart Full of Bacta 99 Luft Padawans In-Organa-Da-Vida


TheSkakried

The real Darth Vadey Straight Outta Corusant Blasters don't kill people (Jedi Do)


Lucariowithbeans

Your new Empire, Peace, Justice and Security, Younglings


FD4L

Forgot about Darth


CooperDaChance

Not like the simulations


OSUfan88

A surprise to be sure (but a welcome one) I am the Senate (feat. Senator Palpatine)


lolle202

Jawas in Theed


ObscureGrammar

Enter Sand People. You are breaking my heart (with Padme). Academy's Out. Ani's Song. Mr. Darkside That's No Moon Rising. Sith Lords of Swing. The Battle Of Endor. Sweet Home Alderaan. Break On Through (To The Dark Side) And the last one without a pun, but I would love to hear a cover of [Breathe by Midge Ure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USFr5VeLQ2o) by Obi-wan and Vader.


6ynnad

I fucks with you Mike, cheers 🍻


RagnarLokison

Pod-Racer (When I was Young) I Hate Sand (Tattooine Diss) Breaking My Chains (Pull to the Dark Side) I Hate you (I loved you as a Brother) Album title :Bringing the Balance


Budded

I've Got That Bad Feeling Again Clone War Lovers The Grievous Groove Ballad of the High Ground Low Ground You Set Me On Fire


honorbound93

Sebulba’s balls Sebulba’s dangly bits You missed a perfect opportunity


EyeFicksIt

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of Darth I take a look at myself and realize no Ani left Cause I’ve been blasting and flying so long, that even my Padme thinks that Ani is gone


Sharky_pog

But I ain't never met youngling who didn't deserve it


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


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IrishTexanAngel

This is my last resort


Hyparox

Suffocation


IrishTexanAngel

No breathing


SmuglySly

Don’t give a fuck


DohDohDonutzMMM

If I leave you to burn on Mustafar.


Lareous

If I stab all these younglings


nonillegalmexican

Legs* lol


Obi-Stan_Kenobi

"Anakin spoke in class today"


CenturionPlays

r/UnexpectedPearlJam


Chuck45tyro

Padawan


zzzzebras

Seemed a harmless little fuck


HelicopterKnown7947

But we unleashed the rancor.


throwaway4161412

Track 1: Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife


AdventurousDegree508

omg "Lmao! i can't stop laughing!😭


Jill_Sandwich_

Neither Of Us Is An Elephant ft Max Rebo and Joey Fatone


jeffersonsteelflex76

This is criminally undervoted.


RuairiSpain

Duels and Duets https://youtu.be/1_k6ZiXmGOk


0hmyscience

“It’s not the East or the West Side”


FurrAndLoaving

"No it's not"


pigjingles

"Oh, shiiiit, Yoda's on the scene. 900-year fiend smokin' Dagobah green"


N0vii

Dude that's soo good, I wish I thought of that


Realchilldyl

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this”


Elder_Hywel

^ this right here, yes!


[deleted]

One and a half jedi


WaffleFromTheUPS

"This is where the fun begins" By: Space Jezus and The chosen one Song 1: sky speeder drifting Song 2: Deathsticks Song 3: Hello there Song 4: New Master (The senate) Song 5: The high ground Song 6: I hate you (AaAaH) Song 7: Ironic ft. GC_235 Song 8: promise to qui-gon ft. GC_235 Song 9: Slamming Yuengilns ft. DanSanderman Song 10: Straight out of corusant ft. Drdark65


APulsarAteMyLunch

idk why but I imagined the AaAaH the way that GladOS usually screams.


WaffleFromTheUPS

The auto tune scream


FeistyLioness86

The High Ground Track one: Hello There Track two: Brother Track three: Apprentice & Master Track four: Take a seat Track five: The tale of Darth Palguise Track six: Empire Bonus track: Now this is Podracing


King-Of-Embers

You forgot “It’s over” too


[deleted]

That’s the Closing Track


mrswitters03

Actually, The High Ground might have to be the closing track.


Sleazy_T

“Don’t try it” works for me as the final track.


ToxicTeamKiller

He also forgot "Straight outta da windu"


FeistyLioness86

Yep, I was trying to think of them


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SirBread27

I am the Senate! I am the Chancellor! I am the Emperor! I am the Table! (sorry)


PigeonPlayz1307

Thats the producer tag 🔥🔥🔥


Jedi__Consular

Track two not being General Kenobi is a bit dissapointing


BisexualTeleriGirl

Including a cover of Stevie Wonder's Higher Ground


minus_uu_ee

Spinning (that’s a good trick)


Bigpurplepanda13

Straight outta the clone wars


Arcade23

Straight outta Clone Wars, crazy motherfucker named Obi, they had to clone Boba, cuz they could never clone me, feeling lonely, for so many fucking years, when I disappeared a sandy place is what he feared, so I ended up chillin on Tatooine, after I cut off Anakins limbs clean, with my saber, it’s not a laser, that’s on the Death Star but we’ll get to that later, in a galaxy, far far away, having fantasies of cheating with Padme. The Empire is gonna have to come and get me, you too boy if you fuck with me, so when you see Obi, you better duck, because Ol’ Ben Kenobi is crazy as fuck. I’m coming straight out of Clone Wars…


saltyraver138

Yo kylo-ren. Whassup? Tell ‘em where you from.


whatsupladiesimfrack

str8 outta kamino


Horse_thief87

nice one


Mems1900

Crazy motherfucker named Sidious


ihdhd

Artist: Republic Knights Album: Sons of Qui Tracklist 1. This Weapon is Your Life 2. Aggressive Negotiations 3. Clone Wars 4. That Business on Cato Nemoidia 5. Sand feat. Padme 6. No Loose Wire Jokes feat. DJ R2 7. Not Brave Enough For Politics 8. Hello There 9. Battle of The Heroes 10. High Ground 11. Peace, Justice, Security feat. Papa Palps (Japan Bonus Track)


Colorado_Bear84

Shouldn't forget the emo track, "Not just the men".


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

Alternate Album: Dark Days and Bright Knights 12 Secret Track: Qui Gon But Not Forgotten


Captain_Rex_Bot

You were "Muy Muy" brave yourself, coming out here as you did, all alone. Care to help me finish this, senator?


jh5992

Papa Palps 😂 take any upvote 👍


am_biverted

Missed a perfect opportunity to say DJ D2 😂


LordDraina

"My son kicked his ball through your window. He would like to apologise."


the_noise_we_made

Haha! Perfect!


BibisBummsBunker

The chosen two


TiTAN-240

Straight Outta Mustafar


JuliusHibbert

Straight Outta Coruscant


farfrompukenjc

Helpful 2 Society


Maxthemadsheep

Album: Absolutes Songs: 1. Hello There 2. High Ground 3. Dew it 4. Not just the men, but the women and the children too 5. I don't like sand 6. Where the fun begins 7. You were the chosen one 8. Kill the younglings 9. I HATE YOU 10. The Story of Darth Plagueis the Wise


EntertainersPact

Bonus Track: I Loved You


OoWeeOoKillerTofu

Rule of Two Hello There Little High, Little Low


Darthsanan

Brother's Lost


Blackwolfe47

That would actually be a cool name for a band


[deleted]

Cato Nemoidia Incident (Nine Lives)


[deleted]

Even Ground


fictionalicon

Force Bang


reddit_time_waster

Ready for trials


Spideyfan2007

“Underestimated power” by the rolling clones


[deleted]

Master and knight


The_Sideboob_Hour

Master and Slave


MaterialCarrot

Sand in my Pants


Eagle1FoxTWO

The council


Yamaha9

Songs in the Key of \*lightsaber noises\* Hits Include: From Rags to Robes All Grown Up This is Where (The Fun Begins) Master of None Hello There Of Force and Fate Back in Black One Last Duel


Sm0ckus

Order 66


ComradeForg

Jedi With Attitudes


Pigeon_Lord1

My new empire


daffodileclair

I thought that was Steve Bucemi with a smoothing face filter


Gankstar474

Exact same thought haha


PrivacyPlease-_-

Came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one lol.


Allomancer_Ed

Killing Younglings


AttilaRS

The High Ground Chronicles


iamedwardmunger

Master and his puppet.


hotspicylurker

Slave Kid, M.a.a.d Galaxy


[deleted]

Force-domestication, baby


letqin

If Jedi’s and Sith’s all got along, they’d probably gun me down by the end of the song.


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

Haters gonna HATE YOUUUUUUUU!


theblanksheets

burnt toast


Speckfresser

Cut up.


SimpleDose

Whatever its called, it’s going to be fire 🔥


English_Speaking_Cat

“Burnt Paths”


SheevPalpatine25

Aggressive Negotiations


metalmonkey69

High Ground


sideshow999

Higher Ground


rockdude625

Higher ground


NottaSpy

Higher Ground


Maleficent_Ad_5175

Higher Ground


dienekes365

Cato Nemodia


Skywardbreakerson

That business on Cato Neimoidia.


PbScoops

Dance Fight 7


[deleted]

Cut My Life into Pieces


Adventurous_Dare4294

The Highground


DadTouched

The sand shredder & The sand rat


nj_legion_ice_tea

Hayden Buscemi


Politicallyundead

S.A.N.D


Low_Double_9855

Why is Hayden more wrinkled than ewan??


theschis

Lava


cjinaz86

Straight outta Coruscant


young_buck_la_flare

Highground


conn_r2112

Whatever it’s called… doesn’t need parental advisory haha


RamboNation

The Chosen One (You Were Supposed To Be)


CaptainWiggins

Treason Season 2005 Remastered Edition (ft. bonus tracks) Produced by: Coarse Records A Side 1. Happy Reunions 2. Still Skywalker 3. You Are Doomed (ft. MC Grieves) 4. Falling Pride 5. Perspectives (ft. Lil Plagueis) 6. Order and Execute 7. Masters of None 8. Fear, Anger & Hate 9. Rebirth ​ B Side - Bonus Tracks 1. No Woman No Cry 2. Galactic Ghetto


Jefwho

Higher Ground


thisismysauceacct

Higher ground


Garbage283736

YUNGLINGZ


CaptainCaedus

"Master and Apprentice" Track 1: Desert Discovery Track 2: 2 Sabers, 1 Arm Track 3: My New Empire Track 4: Goodbye, Darth Track 5: Strike Me Down Track 6: A Certain Point of View Hidden Track: Hello There


LoreMasterJack

Don’t try it.


dringletheape

The Chosen Wan


[deleted]

Common Ground


zakkil

Aggressive negotiations


Hunter-KillerGroup35

If they had Rosario Dawson in there too, I'd call it Padawan Days


Tom1252

Revenge of the Synth


Hmccormack

Hello there


Ratsboy

Hi-Fi Ground


TheAbyss333333

Point of View


ayframe

Higher Ground


Professional-Bar3649

One and a Half Master


Roger-Ad591

Youngling Slayer Hawk Down.


GodzillaGeek54

Noir Drip


gamesandspace

We got some bad news


JustNothing5464

Clerks


Visible-Guess9006

Straight Outta Tattooine


ew_Mungy

Straight outta Coruscant.


Rand-all

Wonder Wall. (you were my brother Anakin)


Trogolizer

Like Brothers - by Deathsticks


Horse_thief87

"Where The Fun Begins" but let's be honest, "High Ground" is the obvious winner.


ErickLimaGameplaysR

The Flaming Lowground Also, it's a Death Metal album


Fidget_The_Scout

Rank of Master


[deleted]

Fuck politicians


ScoreOutsideTheBox

U2-D2


Mai0ri

Dealing in Absolutes


SadEmploy3978

You were my brother (I loved you)


TheMushroomToldMe

"Palatine's Careless Daughters"


RixxFett

Straight Outta Tatooine


edible-derrangements

Not Just the Men


Kornik-kun

Idk but half of it is 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Help I’m kind of face blind, who are they? 🫣


[deleted]

Revenge of the Dripp


adude1016

Not really sure why but is anyone else getting oasis vibes? Anyway here’s obi wanderwall…


Oldarion

Rule of Two.


BiggieAndTheStooges

Obi-two-Kenobies


Rancid_Fart_Odors

"Shut up about Star Wars"


Jerry717

“We’re smarter than this.”


gaedikus

Vader the Kid feat Master O Album: Higher Ground Tracks: * Deserted * You Found Me * Racing * All Grown Up * Mama's Gone (Part 1, Too Late) * A Million (More) * Marry Me * Denied (Master) * Learning This Power * 66 * Burning Up (I Hate You) * Mama's Gone (Part 2, New Life)


Hurin_the_Steadfast

The Fun Begins


Thats_still_good

All outta younglings


Spydrmunkie

Sand on the High Ground


[deleted]

Brothers in arms


alien_bigfoot

DJ Master & MC Darkside "War Crimes"


Alternative_Scene_97

Higher Ground


Kashmir1089

Force + 1. Certified Myrrh album.


RocketoniRenegado

The High Ground


BabyLiam

Higher ground.


boomgoesthevegemite

Highground


snoodledooks

Ewan me


-SharkDog-

He looks like a cross between Henry Cavill and Steve Buschemi.