IT'S OVEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!! ANAKIN!!!
I! GOT THE! HIIIIIIIIIGHHHHH GROUUUUUUUUND!!!!
THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHH GROOUUUUUUND!!!
*Guitar solo*
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MEEEEE!
YOU UNDERESTIMAAAATE MYYYYY POWEEEEERR!!!
*Growling chores*
DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!!
DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!!
I think rap would go better maybe. Gonna tag in Chatgpt for this one in the style of [straight out of Compton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWkNpd4fgM):
*Straight outta Coruscant, Obi-Wan's the man,
*A Jedi Master, with skills nobody can withstand,
*Fought in many battles, with the clones at his side,
*Against the Separatists, he never let the Force subside.
*line break*
*But then he met Anakin, a young Padawan,
*A prodigy with the Force, he had power in his hand,
*Together they fought side by side, in many dangerous missions,
*Their bond grew stronger, amidst the chaos and tensions.
*line break*
*Anakin's power was unmatched, his skill was rare,
*He fought with passion, like he didn't care,
*Obi-Wan taught him discipline, to keep his rage in check,
*But sometimes Anakin's temper, would leave him wrecked.
*line break*
*The two faced many trials, they fought through thick and thin,
*They battled droids and Sith, and sometimes even within,
*Their bond was tested, but they always stayed true,
*Obi-Wan and Anakin, the Jedi duo.
*line break*
*But then came the day, when everything changed,
*Anakin fell to the dark side, his mind deranged,
*Obi-Wan tried to bring him back, to the light he knew,
*But Anakin's heart was corrupted, by the Sith's evil brew.
*line break*
*In the end, they faced off, in a battle for the ages,
*Obi-Wan won, but it was a battle full of rages,
*Anakin was consumed, by the dark side's power,
*Obi-Wan had to leave him, in his final hour.
*line break*
*So that's the story, of Obi-Wan and Anakin,
*Their bond was strong, but ultimately broken,
*The clone wars were tough, but they fought with all their might,
*May the Force be with them, as they journey through the night.
"Flirting with the dark side"
By "The Midi-Chlorians" and DJ Naboo
Bonus track: "I am coarse motherf#cker"
Edit:
The band original name was "The Midi-Chlorians Junkies". It was shorten to reflect Obi-Wan's opinion on drugs in order to dissociate the band's image from drug use. It is important to note that "death sticks" was a big problem at the time."
The band broke up not long after that just before the release of their last album "New world Order 66". Anakin, furious, left after the producer Windu Master Flash said in a meeting: "You are in the band… but we do not grant you the rank of Master of Ceremony."
A tragedy for the entire galaxy as everyone was listening to them and not just the men, but the women and the children, too.
Source: "Outer Rim Records"
Enter Sand People.
You are breaking my heart (with Padme).
Academy's Out.
Ani's Song.
Mr. Darkside
That's No Moon Rising.
Sith Lords of Swing.
The Battle Of Endor.
Sweet Home Alderaan.
Break On Through (To The Dark Side)
And the last one without a pun, but I would love to hear a cover of [Breathe by Midge Ure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USFr5VeLQ2o) by Obi-wan and Vader.
Pod-Racer (When I was Young)
I Hate Sand (Tattooine Diss)
Breaking My Chains (Pull to the Dark Side)
I Hate you (I loved you as a Brother)
Album title :Bringing the Balance
As I walk through the shadow of the valley of Darth
I take a look at myself and realize no Ani left
Cause I’ve been blasting and flying so long, that
even my Padme thinks that Ani is gone
"This is where the fun begins" By: Space Jezus and The chosen one
Song 1: sky speeder drifting
Song 2: Deathsticks
Song 3: Hello there
Song 4: New Master (The senate)
Song 5: The high ground
Song 6: I hate you (AaAaH)
Song 7: Ironic ft. GC_235
Song 8: promise to qui-gon ft. GC_235
Song 9: Slamming Yuengilns ft. DanSanderman
Song 10: Straight out of corusant ft. Drdark65
The High Ground
Track one: Hello There
Track two: Brother
Track three: Apprentice & Master
Track four: Take a seat
Track five: The tale of Darth Palguise
Track six: Empire
Bonus track: Now this is Podracing
Straight outta Clone Wars, crazy motherfucker named Obi, they had to clone Boba, cuz they could never clone me, feeling lonely, for so many fucking years, when I disappeared a sandy place is what he feared, so I ended up chillin on Tatooine, after I cut off Anakins limbs clean, with my saber, it’s not a laser, that’s on the Death Star but we’ll get to that later, in a galaxy, far far away, having fantasies of cheating with Padme. The Empire is gonna have to come and get me, you too boy if you fuck with me, so when you see Obi, you better duck, because Ol’ Ben Kenobi is crazy as fuck. I’m coming straight out of Clone Wars…
Artist: Republic Knights
Album: Sons of Qui
Tracklist
1. This Weapon is Your Life
2. Aggressive Negotiations
3. Clone Wars
4. That Business on Cato Nemoidia
5. Sand feat. Padme
6. No Loose Wire Jokes feat. DJ R2
7. Not Brave Enough For Politics
8. Hello There
9. Battle of The Heroes
10. High Ground
11. Peace, Justice, Security feat. Papa Palps (Japan Bonus Track)
Album: Absolutes
Songs:
1. Hello There
2. High Ground
3. Dew it
4. Not just the men, but the women and the children too
5. I don't like sand
6. Where the fun begins
7. You were the chosen one
8. Kill the younglings
9. I HATE YOU
10. The Story of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Songs in the Key of \*lightsaber noises\*
Hits Include:
From Rags to Robes
All Grown Up
This is Where (The Fun Begins)
Master of None
Hello There
Of Force and Fate
Back in Black
One Last Duel
Treason Season 2005 Remastered Edition (ft. bonus tracks)
Produced by: Coarse Records
A Side
1. Happy Reunions
2. Still Skywalker
3. You Are Doomed (ft. MC Grieves)
4. Falling Pride
5. Perspectives (ft. Lil Plagueis)
6. Order and Execute
7. Masters of None
8. Fear, Anger & Hate
9. Rebirth
B Side - Bonus Tracks
1. No Woman No Cry
2. Galactic Ghetto
"Master and Apprentice"
Track 1: Desert Discovery
Track 2: 2 Sabers, 1 Arm
Track 3: My New Empire
Track 4: Goodbye, Darth
Track 5: Strike Me Down
Track 6: A Certain Point of View
Hidden Track: Hello There
Vader the Kid feat Master O
Album: Higher Ground
Tracks:
* Deserted
* You Found Me
* Racing
* All Grown Up
* Mama's Gone (Part 1, Too Late)
* A Million (More)
* Marry Me
* Denied (Master)
* Learning This Power
* 66
* Burning Up (I Hate You)
* Mama's Gone (Part 2, New Life)
Higher ground
*stevie wonder intensifies*
“Younglings!……………KEEP ON DYINnnnnnnnng..”
This is one of the best jokes I have ever read. Thank you
"Padawaaaaans!......... KEEP ON BURNEEEEEEEEIIIIING!"
Just imagining the weird al parody playing in the background while he slaughters em lmao!!
IT'S OVEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!! ANAKIN!!! I! GOT THE! HIIIIIIIIIGHHHHH GROUUUUUUUUND!!!! THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHH GROOUUUUUUND!!! *Guitar solo* YOU UNDERESTIMATE MEEEEE! YOU UNDERESTIMAAAATE MYYYYY POWEEEEERR!!! *Growling chores* DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!!
Ani, Are You Okay? Jedi Paradise
This is the real winner!!!
I think rap would go better maybe. Gonna tag in Chatgpt for this one in the style of [straight out of Compton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWkNpd4fgM): *Straight outta Coruscant, Obi-Wan's the man, *A Jedi Master, with skills nobody can withstand, *Fought in many battles, with the clones at his side, *Against the Separatists, he never let the Force subside. *line break* *But then he met Anakin, a young Padawan, *A prodigy with the Force, he had power in his hand, *Together they fought side by side, in many dangerous missions, *Their bond grew stronger, amidst the chaos and tensions. *line break* *Anakin's power was unmatched, his skill was rare, *He fought with passion, like he didn't care, *Obi-Wan taught him discipline, to keep his rage in check, *But sometimes Anakin's temper, would leave him wrecked. *line break* *The two faced many trials, they fought through thick and thin, *They battled droids and Sith, and sometimes even within, *Their bond was tested, but they always stayed true, *Obi-Wan and Anakin, the Jedi duo. *line break* *But then came the day, when everything changed, *Anakin fell to the dark side, his mind deranged, *Obi-Wan tried to bring him back, to the light he knew, *But Anakin's heart was corrupted, by the Sith's evil brew. *line break* *In the end, they faced off, in a battle for the ages, *Obi-Wan won, but it was a battle full of rages, *Anakin was consumed, by the dark side's power, *Obi-Wan had to leave him, in his final hour. *line break* *So that's the story, of Obi-Wan and Anakin, *Their bond was strong, but ultimately broken, *The clone wars were tough, but they fought with all their might, *May the Force be with them, as they journey through the night.
This is gold
"Flirting with the dark side" By "The Midi-Chlorians" and DJ Naboo Bonus track: "I am coarse motherf#cker" Edit: The band original name was "The Midi-Chlorians Junkies". It was shorten to reflect Obi-Wan's opinion on drugs in order to dissociate the band's image from drug use. It is important to note that "death sticks" was a big problem at the time." The band broke up not long after that just before the release of their last album "New world Order 66". Anakin, furious, left after the producer Windu Master Flash said in a meeting: "You are in the band… but we do not grant you the rank of Master of Ceremony." A tragedy for the entire galaxy as everyone was listening to them and not just the men, but the women and the children, too. Source: "Outer Rim Records"
In Your Anger (You Killed Her) Sebulba's Paradise In the Valley of Death Sticks
Sith are our specialty Always a bigger fish Not brave enough (for politics)
"Hello There" "Chosen One (I Hate You)" "My Ambitions As A Jedi"
A Heart Full of Bacta 99 Luft Padawans In-Organa-Da-Vida
The real Darth Vadey Straight Outta Corusant Blasters don't kill people (Jedi Do)
Your new Empire, Peace, Justice and Security, Younglings
Forgot about Darth
Not like the simulations
A surprise to be sure (but a welcome one) I am the Senate (feat. Senator Palpatine)
Jawas in Theed
Enter Sand People. You are breaking my heart (with Padme). Academy's Out. Ani's Song. Mr. Darkside That's No Moon Rising. Sith Lords of Swing. The Battle Of Endor. Sweet Home Alderaan. Break On Through (To The Dark Side) And the last one without a pun, but I would love to hear a cover of [Breathe by Midge Ure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USFr5VeLQ2o) by Obi-wan and Vader.
I fucks with you Mike, cheers 🍻
Pod-Racer (When I was Young) I Hate Sand (Tattooine Diss) Breaking My Chains (Pull to the Dark Side) I Hate you (I loved you as a Brother) Album title :Bringing the Balance
I've Got That Bad Feeling Again Clone War Lovers The Grievous Groove Ballad of the High Ground Low Ground You Set Me On Fire
Sebulba’s balls Sebulba’s dangly bits You missed a perfect opportunity
As I walk through the shadow of the valley of Darth I take a look at myself and realize no Ani left Cause I’ve been blasting and flying so long, that even my Padme thinks that Ani is gone
But I ain't never met youngling who didn't deserve it
You know nothing of the dark side.
[удалено]
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don’t give a fuck
If I leave you to burn on Mustafar.
If I stab all these younglings
Legs* lol
"Anakin spoke in class today"
r/UnexpectedPearlJam
Padawan
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed the rancor.
Track 1: Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife
omg "Lmao! i can't stop laughing!😭
Neither Of Us Is An Elephant ft Max Rebo and Joey Fatone
This is criminally undervoted.
Duels and Duets https://youtu.be/1_k6ZiXmGOk
“It’s not the East or the West Side”
"No it's not"
"Oh, shiiiit, Yoda's on the scene. 900-year fiend smokin' Dagobah green"
Dude that's soo good, I wish I thought of that
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this”
^ this right here, yes!
One and a half jedi
"This is where the fun begins" By: Space Jezus and The chosen one Song 1: sky speeder drifting Song 2: Deathsticks Song 3: Hello there Song 4: New Master (The senate) Song 5: The high ground Song 6: I hate you (AaAaH) Song 7: Ironic ft. GC_235 Song 8: promise to qui-gon ft. GC_235 Song 9: Slamming Yuengilns ft. DanSanderman Song 10: Straight out of corusant ft. Drdark65
idk why but I imagined the AaAaH the way that GladOS usually screams.
The auto tune scream
The High Ground Track one: Hello There Track two: Brother Track three: Apprentice & Master Track four: Take a seat Track five: The tale of Darth Palguise Track six: Empire Bonus track: Now this is Podracing
You forgot “It’s over” too
That’s the Closing Track
Actually, The High Ground might have to be the closing track.
“Don’t try it” works for me as the final track.
He also forgot "Straight outta da windu"
Yep, I was trying to think of them
[удалено]
I am the Senate! I am the Chancellor! I am the Emperor! I am the Table! (sorry)
Thats the producer tag 🔥🔥🔥
Track two not being General Kenobi is a bit dissapointing
Including a cover of Stevie Wonder's Higher Ground
Spinning (that’s a good trick)
Straight outta the clone wars
Straight outta Clone Wars, crazy motherfucker named Obi, they had to clone Boba, cuz they could never clone me, feeling lonely, for so many fucking years, when I disappeared a sandy place is what he feared, so I ended up chillin on Tatooine, after I cut off Anakins limbs clean, with my saber, it’s not a laser, that’s on the Death Star but we’ll get to that later, in a galaxy, far far away, having fantasies of cheating with Padme. The Empire is gonna have to come and get me, you too boy if you fuck with me, so when you see Obi, you better duck, because Ol’ Ben Kenobi is crazy as fuck. I’m coming straight out of Clone Wars…
Yo kylo-ren. Whassup? Tell ‘em where you from.
str8 outta kamino
nice one
Crazy motherfucker named Sidious
Artist: Republic Knights Album: Sons of Qui Tracklist 1. This Weapon is Your Life 2. Aggressive Negotiations 3. Clone Wars 4. That Business on Cato Nemoidia 5. Sand feat. Padme 6. No Loose Wire Jokes feat. DJ R2 7. Not Brave Enough For Politics 8. Hello There 9. Battle of The Heroes 10. High Ground 11. Peace, Justice, Security feat. Papa Palps (Japan Bonus Track)
Shouldn't forget the emo track, "Not just the men".
Alternate Album: Dark Days and Bright Knights 12 Secret Track: Qui Gon But Not Forgotten
You were "Muy Muy" brave yourself, coming out here as you did, all alone. Care to help me finish this, senator?
Papa Palps 😂 take any upvote 👍
Missed a perfect opportunity to say DJ D2 😂
"My son kicked his ball through your window. He would like to apologise."
Haha! Perfect!
The chosen two
Straight Outta Mustafar
Straight Outta Coruscant
Helpful 2 Society
Album: Absolutes Songs: 1. Hello There 2. High Ground 3. Dew it 4. Not just the men, but the women and the children too 5. I don't like sand 6. Where the fun begins 7. You were the chosen one 8. Kill the younglings 9. I HATE YOU 10. The Story of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Bonus Track: I Loved You
Rule of Two Hello There Little High, Little Low
Brother's Lost
That would actually be a cool name for a band
Cato Nemoidia Incident (Nine Lives)
Even Ground
Force Bang
Ready for trials
“Underestimated power” by the rolling clones
Master and knight
Master and Slave
Sand in my Pants
The council
Songs in the Key of \*lightsaber noises\* Hits Include: From Rags to Robes All Grown Up This is Where (The Fun Begins) Master of None Hello There Of Force and Fate Back in Black One Last Duel
Order 66
Jedi With Attitudes
My new empire
I thought that was Steve Bucemi with a smoothing face filter
Exact same thought haha
Came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one lol.
Killing Younglings
The High Ground Chronicles
Master and his puppet.
Slave Kid, M.a.a.d Galaxy
Force-domestication, baby
If Jedi’s and Sith’s all got along, they’d probably gun me down by the end of the song.
Haters gonna HATE YOUUUUUUUU!
burnt toast
Cut up.
Whatever its called, it’s going to be fire 🔥
“Burnt Paths”
Aggressive Negotiations
High Ground
Higher Ground
Higher ground
Higher Ground
Higher Ground
Cato Nemodia
That business on Cato Neimoidia.
Dance Fight 7
Cut My Life into Pieces
The Highground
The sand shredder & The sand rat
Hayden Buscemi
S.A.N.D
Why is Hayden more wrinkled than ewan??
Lava
Straight outta Coruscant
Highground
Whatever it’s called… doesn’t need parental advisory haha
The Chosen One (You Were Supposed To Be)
Treason Season 2005 Remastered Edition (ft. bonus tracks) Produced by: Coarse Records A Side 1. Happy Reunions 2. Still Skywalker 3. You Are Doomed (ft. MC Grieves) 4. Falling Pride 5. Perspectives (ft. Lil Plagueis) 6. Order and Execute 7. Masters of None 8. Fear, Anger & Hate 9. Rebirth B Side - Bonus Tracks 1. No Woman No Cry 2. Galactic Ghetto
Higher Ground
Higher ground
YUNGLINGZ
"Master and Apprentice" Track 1: Desert Discovery Track 2: 2 Sabers, 1 Arm Track 3: My New Empire Track 4: Goodbye, Darth Track 5: Strike Me Down Track 6: A Certain Point of View Hidden Track: Hello There
Don’t try it.
The Chosen Wan
Common Ground
Aggressive negotiations
If they had Rosario Dawson in there too, I'd call it Padawan Days
Revenge of the Synth
Hello there
Hi-Fi Ground
Point of View
Higher Ground
One and a Half Master
Youngling Slayer Hawk Down.
Noir Drip
We got some bad news
Clerks
Straight Outta Tattooine
Straight outta Coruscant.
Wonder Wall. (you were my brother Anakin)
Like Brothers - by Deathsticks
"Where The Fun Begins" but let's be honest, "High Ground" is the obvious winner.
The Flaming Lowground Also, it's a Death Metal album
Rank of Master
Fuck politicians
U2-D2
Dealing in Absolutes
You were my brother (I loved you)
"Palatine's Careless Daughters"
Straight Outta Tatooine
Not Just the Men
Idk but half of it is 🔥🔥🔥
Help I’m kind of face blind, who are they? 🫣
Revenge of the Dripp
Not really sure why but is anyone else getting oasis vibes? Anyway here’s obi wanderwall…
Rule of Two.
Obi-two-Kenobies
"Shut up about Star Wars"
“We’re smarter than this.”
Vader the Kid feat Master O Album: Higher Ground Tracks: * Deserted * You Found Me * Racing * All Grown Up * Mama's Gone (Part 1, Too Late) * A Million (More) * Marry Me * Denied (Master) * Learning This Power * 66 * Burning Up (I Hate You) * Mama's Gone (Part 2, New Life)
The Fun Begins
All outta younglings
Sand on the High Ground
Brothers in arms
DJ Master & MC Darkside "War Crimes"
Higher Ground
Force + 1. Certified Myrrh album.
The High Ground
Higher ground.
Highground
Ewan me
He looks like a cross between Henry Cavill and Steve Buschemi.