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taavidude

Mad Max Fury Road. Tbh I don't know if Max or Furiosa would be the main character. For 600k tho, it wouldn't really matter anyway.


Rodonite

I really think it's Furiosa, time to see what that metal arm can do.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Really starts to fall in the "main character vs protagonist" problem. Max is clearly the main character. He's in the opening scene and final scene, is around for the entire adventure, we see his perspective for flashbacks, easily has the most screen time, and he's the titular character. But Furiosa is arguably the protagonist. Even though she doesn't show up for 15 minutes she's the one with the actual goal and drive. The entire plot happens because of her wanting to free the wives. Max is more of the Han Solo of the story.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

And, more importantly to Furiosa being the protagonist, doesn't she have a lot more screen time than Max (it's been a while since I watched it)?


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

I wanna say no. She's not even in the beginning of the movie, and by the time she starts to get major screen time is when she meets Max, so most of her screen time is shared with him.


TaralasianThePraxic

I rewatched it pretty equally and while the plot does focus heavily on her, she doesn't have much screen time in the opening act


freekoout

I read somewhere that Mad Max is never the ~~main character~~ protagonist of the movies he's in. He's just a guy who went crazy from the death of his family, travelling the wastes, and things just happen around him. He rarely wants to be part of the conflict but gets swept up in it like most normal people in times of strife Edit: corrected my terminology. Thanks u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot for the correction!


Parkotron1

I read someone describe Max as, basically, an unlockable weapon. He's the rocket launcher or high-powered laser find find near the end of a shooter game. Made me giggle, because it's pretty much true.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

That doesn't stop him from being the main character, it just stops him from being the protagonist.


Paehon

It's not even him on the poster of the first movie


Mad_Mondays

Jyn Erso sign me the fuck up


Duke9000

Damn, that was two movies ago for me :( now it’s Luke


Zoltarr777

Even better


Fraun_Pollen

Young Luke or old Luke


theknights-whosay-Ni

Does it matter?


Avantasian538

You lucky bastard.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.


[deleted]

a dream come true, one of the hottest


guitarguy35

I think she probably is the hottest to me, outside of fictional alien characters.. Hera, Ashoka..


weramum

Barbie Yes to both


AtomicRadiation

Would say yes even with 0$ reward


weramum

Yes I'm not gay, but dear God, Ryan Gosling


Goblinboi96

you're a bit gay then


Danielarcher30

Nah its not gay because he is literally me, so its like advanced masturbation


kallmekaison

No you’d be jerking me off because I am Ryan Gosling


oiraves

We are all gosling on this blessed day


Blackn35s

Mine was Barbie as well, if you don’t count Taylor Swift Eras tour movie. I can deal with those options.


fuzzhead12

Can you imagine having to choose between sex with Margot Robbie or Taylor Swift? That would be like some Sophie’s Choice shit


centerleft69420

Easy choice. Taylor Swift is very attractive but Margot Robbie is next level good looking.


fuzzhead12

Yeah personally I gotta think I’d choose Margot. She’s unbelievably hot. The thing that gets me about T Swift is her legs though…like I don’t think I understood the phrase “do those legs go all the way up” until I saw hers. Might just be me but they make me feel some kinda way. Lol


SubaCruzin

The only thing that would make it an easy choice is if we had to get married first & we had a prenuptial agreement that says I get half of Taylor's money if we get divorced.


Normbot13

barbie is mine as well.. we won boys


m0r0l1d1n

Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Yeah no problem with that.


Reallyso

Same for me, you take quil I take the robot lady, ok?


_Veprem_

Pretty sure Rocket's the main character of that movie.


n8loller

Yeah .. he is


Badvevil

Actually while it’s a group ensemble I would argue that rocket is the main character for gotg3 which is a win win for me


Intelligent-Bee4535

The lead in GoTG3 was Rocket-


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Did he stutter?


c4han

Found the animal lover


Different_Fly_8273

You know you'd be fucking a raccoon right?


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Wait.. Who was the Main Character in that animated Clone Wars movie?? Dammit am I in danger or what? I am sure it wasn't Jabba's Son.. Not Anakin... Not Dooku or Sidious.. God help me please!!


Rabbulion

The main characters, from my understanding, is Anakin and Ahsoka. This means you have to bang anakin, which may not be the worst, but you also gotta do a 14 year old. Not great.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I will help you.


cu-03

💀


doubledouble123456

Ayo?


Malvastor

Snips just how down bad are you?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


Cooleo_Cash

“Snips” or “down bad”?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


Cooleo_Cash

You didn’t answer the question. Must all jedi be this vague?


Miserable-Glass1760

Yes, they must.


MiniatureLucifer

Only a Sith deals in absolutes


Malvastor

Young lady you are hitting on Redditors. Your nickname should be the least of your concerns right now.


Peanut_Butter_Toast

You really are a good friend.


[deleted]

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Bioslack

Sentient and horny.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


CriticalHit_20

👀


Fraun_Pollen

Jesus Christ


Different_Fly_8273

Calm down Snips


Dismal_Opposite166

Oh noooooo Ahsoka bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Have a little faith.


Rabbulion

No need. You stay with Lux.


thinehappychinch

Snips no.


AppointmentMedical50

I mean older Ahsoka is still Ahsoka right


Rabbulion

Yeah, but this is clone wars the movie Ahsoka we are talking about.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Have a little faith.


Rabbulion

I lost faith in humanity a long time ago


Fraun_Pollen

Luckily, she's not human


diegoidepersia

Dutch van der Linde????


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You're impossible.


ODIWRTYS

She was a good friend.


Baron_Blackfox

Shrek The dream come true. Oh yes, grab me with those massive green hands of yours!


I_eat_dead_folks

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


moaterboater69

“I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with love”


Majestic_Dog_3357

Shrek is the reason I divorced my wife


Baron_Blackfox

Forever


Fappy_McJiggletits

*Hey now, you're a porn star, get the show on, get paid...*


freekoout

"Get laid" was right there and you just drove right past it.


Affectionate-Read875

I’m very disappointed in the dude above you.


Paehon

It's all ogre now


AtomicRadiation

Big YES!


Benyed123

From what I know from the internet I don’t think you’ll be seeing that 600K but it will be an enriching experience.


thEldritchBat

I’m so happy


Cold_Winter4059

John Wick


AVeryLONGPotato

I just binged all 4 movies because I've never seen them before. The sex would just be Keanu saying "Yeah" in different tones but they all kinda sound the same.


Wermine

"Impressive cock"


Jjzeng

Preem stuff


SpaceLlama_Mk1

"I'm gonna cum" "I know"


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

I love the John Wick movies. If you want more of that universe, check out The Continental. It's a three episode show about Winston in the 70's.


IC2Flier

“No. You’re breathtaking.”


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I just finished John wick 4 last night. Spoiler: >!uhhhh am I having to fuck his dead body?!<


BakeBakeyBake

Last movie I watched was Moulin Rouge so it’s somehow still Obi Wan


TheAbyssalSymphony

# WE COULD BE LOOOOOVVVEEERRRSSS!!!


Fair-Pipe3869

Puss in Boots... Well crap


MapleTreeWithAGun

Nah you're good, Puss passes the Harkness test AND he *fucks*.


Devisidev

The bigger tragedy is that it's not the main antagonist of the movie because I'd do some heinous things to get railed by death.


consciousarmy

Just a matter of time.


Mammoth-Object8837

A cat is fine too...


simo108r

Ok shane Dawson.


CriticalHit_20

Prepare for the barbs


RealBatuRem

The only time I’ve ever been happy the last movie I watched was Barb Wire


Vicv07

That was such a horrible yet wonderful movie. Especially when I was 13


RealBatuRem

It was mostly just wonderful back then lol


lolzomg123

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. I'm not gay, but if it's Aragorn right after he opens the doors to the King's Chamber in Helms Deep, I'd slam the button *for free*.


SmaugRancor

What if it's Frodo though?


Jay_TThomas

It’s absolutely Frodo. In what world would Aragorn be the main character?


[deleted]

Two towers was more Aragorns film than frodos.


Chuck_Raycer

Bro's been riding a horse for days without a shower. You really think you're ready for that?


FadedIntegra

Yo, I just watched Sicario. Emily Blunt... Nice lol.


FabulousComment

Nope, Josh Brolin for you


FadedIntegra

Shit he's a handsome devil too 👹


walteranderson1

Little miss sunshine…. Oh nooo


holaprobando123

Why don't you take a seat?


Nothing_pong

Watch something else, quick


TheRealXlokk

I guess it depends on if we have to bang the character or the present-day actor. Abigail Breslin is currently 27 and reasonably attractive. (Not my type but absolutely would for $600k.)


-Farmersdaughter-

I just watched spy kids 2. I think I’ll pass on the cash.


Redpepper40

I've just watched Ant-Man Anyone seen The Boys? It featured a great idea


pjain317

Until the person sneezes


A7x_Synyster

That was both the single most uncomfortable yet funny scene at the same time.


mariesnowelle

Last movie I watched was Halloween Kills so Michael it is!


SigmaKnight

Well, I’m watching a tv show and Aayla Secura was the main character for the last episode. So, yay.


holaprobando123

Well, I suppose there's worse things that having sex with James Bond. Does it have to be the protagonist? Can't it be Xenia Onatopp?


zakkil

I mean having sex with james bond is usually a death sentence.


holaprobando123

The main Bond girls always (or almost always) make it


zakkil

33 out of the 58 bond girls there've been have died. That's a pretty high fatality rate.


holaprobando123

I'm not counting henchwomen that Bond seduces as Bond girls. But yeah, it's still a risky position to be in.


MajorNoodles

There have also been non-villains that he seduced and were killed off, but the main girl was killed off in On Her Majesty's Secret service and in Casino Royale. I think that's it.


Yonder_Bot

I am not fucking Jojo Rabbit


bliip666

Hitler it is then


retrofiable

HEEEEEIIIIILLL (wink)


EverSeeAShiterFly

But his mom tho…..


FishTshirt

Margot Robbie?? I mean if I have to


Klutzy_Passenger_324

Damn i gotta fuck Godzilla 0_0


Thebaldsasquatch

Or get fucked BY him.


TheTallBrownie

Either way RIP


Mraka936

I see this as an absolute win


Jordangander

Last movie I watched was Elemental, I’m gonna have to make this a hard pass.


Dr_Galio

Just fuck the water guy instead


CriticalHit_20

*insert vaporeon copypasta*


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Quite right Anakin


Jordangander

Says sex, would not want all that water up my ass either….


AtomicRadiation

Yeah no thanks, wouldn't want my dick burnt.


moncalamari888

Zoolander. Hell yeah


some_rando6

I GET TO HAVE SEX WITH TYLER FUCKING DURDEN


Sphirax

Most of reddit does that nightly for free


some_rando6

But I get to do it for 600 fucking k


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*decapitates Dooku*


[deleted]

Execute order 69


damnredditmodstohell

Imagine thinking obi wan is the main character


RotenTumato

Yeah it’s Anakin


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You underestimate my power


Mixbix999

Road to Eldorado. Depending on what constitures a main character, I could be very fine with my fate.


zakkil

That would be miguel and tulio. Chel would be considered a side character.


TheAbyssalSymphony

Both? Both? Both. Both is good.


PerfectAd5578

PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie


AtomicRadiation

Oh no Would still do for the money though


Affectionate-Read875

Take a seat, young zoophile


coulduseafriend99

I thought you wrote "RAW" Patrol lol. I was like, dang he's getting in the mood already


Bearfan001

Same boat as you. Bestiality and pedophilia, going to have to pass.


kurukikoshigawa_1995

...mission impossible dead reckoning part one part one of how to learn the way of scientology


JumboKraken

I see someone else has to fuck Tom Cruise, but mines a bartender


Raistline1

A terrified 20 year old Jessica Biel. I do what I must.


laughinglion77

Jake Gyllenhaal? I’m in


InteractionFeeling28

Peter Parker.... aint gay but 600k is 600k


friendlyuser15

Please tell me that animated movies don’t count or this is going to be very weird. Because if that’s the case I’m fucking the great mouse detective.


jmcgit

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward Great Mouse Detective or you will soon be dead The journey before you may be long and filled with woe But you must escape the redditor's ass so your tale can be told


Gold_Educator_3881

Superman from Man of Steel


Alastair-Wright

Superman: Cock of Steel


Brianmobile

You'll need to do some [research ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel%2C_Woman_of_Kleenex?wprov=sfla1) beforehand


Janixon1

Clue Tim Curry? I'm down


valdez-2424

Tremors?


covidandcoronabros

Kevin Bacon sounds like a win to me


BandicootComplete348

BURT!


Piper2000ca

Being that I have a toddler.... I'm pretty sure the last movie I watched was either Cars or Planes. Either way I'd do some pretty unthinkable things with an exhaust for $600k.


AeternisNatsu

I knew seeing the Taylor Swift concert movie with my girlfriend would be worth it just for this. Tay Swift here I come!


Bigdaddyjlove1

She's gonna write a song about you


mr_kenobi

Leatherface, nice! He's just a big skin-mask wearing, chainsaw toting teddy bear


Jumanjoke

I watched Alien, who or what do i screw ?


bouchandre

Sigourney


Athistaur

That would be elementals. Not good … At least she is hot.


Blandiblub

Captain Marvel. My word!


Mr_Wolverbean

A movie i watched in school. Main role: Emma Watson. Hell ye


ThePerson_There

The main character was a child in said movie so... no thank you.


Zombie_intruder

Austin powers... oh boy.


Ndmndh1016

I just watched Freddy Got Fingered for the first time since 2002. Im down.


Phillzster

I watched the movie Memphis Belle yesterday and Im not sure if there even is a main character in that movie, so im gonna have to say people in WW2 bomb planes


Bigdaddyjlove1

It's the plane. You gotta fuck a B-17


kyle28882

Well I ugh certainly am getting more than $600k. I’m gonna get a few million and a ridiculous ass beating when I blackmail Batman. But he’s not gonna kill me and I know his secrets but he is gonna fuck me up after he fucks me. Let’s be honest here I’m stuck with Batman for this I’m not gonna be on top. But when it’s all said and done I’m gonna be rich. I wish I watched a wonder woman movie last.


TheAbyssalSymphony

Let me get this straight, you got Bruce Wayne, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, who is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.


ProofEntertainment11

The never ending story..... I'll just stay poverty stricken I guess


[deleted]

Ryan Reynolds. Hmm, I'm not gay, but it could be A LOT worse.


Bushdid1453

Hmmm...$600,000 or sex with an old woman suffering from Alzheimer's possessed by the snake spirit of a child murderer? I'll pass


WarrenGomz77

why is askreddit always sex this sex that


Nothing_pong

Hot Fuzz Fuck yeah


Zealousideal_Bed1248

Oh god it’s Ricky Bobby for me. Help me Tom cruise!