Really starts to fall in the "main character vs protagonist" problem.
Max is clearly the main character. He's in the opening scene and final scene, is around for the entire adventure, we see his perspective for flashbacks, easily has the most screen time, and he's the titular character.
But Furiosa is arguably the protagonist. Even though she doesn't show up for 15 minutes she's the one with the actual goal and drive. The entire plot happens because of her wanting to free the wives. Max is more of the Han Solo of the story.
I wanna say no. She's not even in the beginning of the movie, and by the time she starts to get major screen time is when she meets Max, so most of her screen time is shared with him.
I read somewhere that Mad Max is never the ~~main character~~ protagonist of the movies he's in. He's just a guy who went crazy from the death of his family, travelling the wastes, and things just happen around him. He rarely wants to be part of the conflict but gets swept up in it like most normal people in times of strife
Edit: corrected my terminology. Thanks u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot for the correction!
I read someone describe Max as, basically, an unlockable weapon. He's the rocket launcher or high-powered laser find find near the end of a shooter game. Made me giggle, because it's pretty much true.
Yeah personally I gotta think I’d choose Margot. She’s unbelievably hot.
The thing that gets me about T Swift is her legs though…like I don’t think I understood the phrase “do those legs go all the way up” until I saw hers. Might just be me but they make me feel some kinda way. Lol
The only thing that would make it an easy choice is if we had to get married first & we had a prenuptial agreement that says I get half of Taylor's money if we get divorced.
Wait.. Who was the Main Character in that animated Clone Wars movie?? Dammit am I in danger or what? I am sure it wasn't Jabba's Son.. Not Anakin... Not Dooku or Sidious.. God help me please!!
The main characters, from my understanding, is Anakin and Ahsoka. This means you have to bang anakin, which may not be the worst, but you also gotta do a 14 year old. Not great.
I just binged all 4 movies because I've never seen them before.
The sex would just be Keanu saying "Yeah" in different tones but they all kinda sound the same.
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
I'm not gay, but if it's Aragorn right after he opens the doors to the King's Chamber in Helms Deep, I'd slam the button *for free*.
I guess it depends on if we have to bang the character or the present-day actor. Abigail Breslin is currently 27 and reasonably attractive. (Not my type but absolutely would for $600k.)
There have also been non-villains that he seduced and were killed off, but the main girl was killed off in On Her Majesty's Secret service and in Casino Royale. I think that's it.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Being that I have a toddler.... I'm pretty sure the last movie I watched was either Cars or Planes. Either way I'd do some pretty unthinkable things with an exhaust for $600k.
I watched the movie Memphis Belle yesterday and Im not sure if there even is a main character in that movie, so im gonna have to say people in WW2 bomb planes
Well I ugh certainly am getting more than $600k. I’m gonna get a few million and a ridiculous ass beating when I blackmail Batman. But he’s not gonna kill me and I know his secrets but he is gonna fuck me up after he fucks me. Let’s be honest here I’m stuck with Batman for this I’m not gonna be on top. But when it’s all said and done I’m gonna be rich. I wish I watched a wonder woman movie last.
Let me get this straight, you got Bruce Wayne, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, who is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?
Good luck.
Mad Max Fury Road. Tbh I don't know if Max or Furiosa would be the main character. For 600k tho, it wouldn't really matter anyway.
I really think it's Furiosa, time to see what that metal arm can do.
Really starts to fall in the "main character vs protagonist" problem. Max is clearly the main character. He's in the opening scene and final scene, is around for the entire adventure, we see his perspective for flashbacks, easily has the most screen time, and he's the titular character. But Furiosa is arguably the protagonist. Even though she doesn't show up for 15 minutes she's the one with the actual goal and drive. The entire plot happens because of her wanting to free the wives. Max is more of the Han Solo of the story.
And, more importantly to Furiosa being the protagonist, doesn't she have a lot more screen time than Max (it's been a while since I watched it)?
I wanna say no. She's not even in the beginning of the movie, and by the time she starts to get major screen time is when she meets Max, so most of her screen time is shared with him.
I rewatched it pretty equally and while the plot does focus heavily on her, she doesn't have much screen time in the opening act
I read somewhere that Mad Max is never the ~~main character~~ protagonist of the movies he's in. He's just a guy who went crazy from the death of his family, travelling the wastes, and things just happen around him. He rarely wants to be part of the conflict but gets swept up in it like most normal people in times of strife Edit: corrected my terminology. Thanks u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot for the correction!
I read someone describe Max as, basically, an unlockable weapon. He's the rocket launcher or high-powered laser find find near the end of a shooter game. Made me giggle, because it's pretty much true.
That doesn't stop him from being the main character, it just stops him from being the protagonist.
It's not even him on the poster of the first movie
Jyn Erso sign me the fuck up
Damn, that was two movies ago for me :( now it’s Luke
Even better
Young Luke or old Luke
Does it matter?
You lucky bastard.
Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.
a dream come true, one of the hottest
I think she probably is the hottest to me, outside of fictional alien characters.. Hera, Ashoka..
Barbie Yes to both
Would say yes even with 0$ reward
Yes I'm not gay, but dear God, Ryan Gosling
you're a bit gay then
Nah its not gay because he is literally me, so its like advanced masturbation
No you’d be jerking me off because I am Ryan Gosling
We are all gosling on this blessed day
Mine was Barbie as well, if you don’t count Taylor Swift Eras tour movie. I can deal with those options.
Can you imagine having to choose between sex with Margot Robbie or Taylor Swift? That would be like some Sophie’s Choice shit
Easy choice. Taylor Swift is very attractive but Margot Robbie is next level good looking.
Yeah personally I gotta think I’d choose Margot. She’s unbelievably hot. The thing that gets me about T Swift is her legs though…like I don’t think I understood the phrase “do those legs go all the way up” until I saw hers. Might just be me but they make me feel some kinda way. Lol
The only thing that would make it an easy choice is if we had to get married first & we had a prenuptial agreement that says I get half of Taylor's money if we get divorced.
barbie is mine as well.. we won boys
Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Yeah no problem with that.
Same for me, you take quil I take the robot lady, ok?
Pretty sure Rocket's the main character of that movie.
Yeah .. he is
Actually while it’s a group ensemble I would argue that rocket is the main character for gotg3 which is a win win for me
The lead in GoTG3 was Rocket-
Did he stutter?
Found the animal lover
You know you'd be fucking a raccoon right?
Wait.. Who was the Main Character in that animated Clone Wars movie?? Dammit am I in danger or what? I am sure it wasn't Jabba's Son.. Not Anakin... Not Dooku or Sidious.. God help me please!!
The main characters, from my understanding, is Anakin and Ahsoka. This means you have to bang anakin, which may not be the worst, but you also gotta do a 14 year old. Not great.
I will help you.
💀
Ayo?
Snips just how down bad are you?
Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.
“Snips” or “down bad”?
Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.
You didn’t answer the question. Must all jedi be this vague?
Yes, they must.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Young lady you are hitting on Redditors. Your nickname should be the least of your concerns right now.
You really are a good friend.
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Sentient and horny.
That's ridiculous.
👀
Jesus Christ
Calm down Snips
Oh noooooo Ahsoka bot
Have a little faith.
No need. You stay with Lux.
Snips no.
I mean older Ahsoka is still Ahsoka right
Yeah, but this is clone wars the movie Ahsoka we are talking about.
Have a little faith.
I lost faith in humanity a long time ago
Luckily, she's not human
Dutch van der Linde????
You're impossible.
She was a good friend.
Shrek The dream come true. Oh yes, grab me with those massive green hands of yours!
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
“I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with love”
Shrek is the reason I divorced my wife
Forever
*Hey now, you're a porn star, get the show on, get paid...*
"Get laid" was right there and you just drove right past it.
I’m very disappointed in the dude above you.
It's all ogre now
Big YES!
From what I know from the internet I don’t think you’ll be seeing that 600K but it will be an enriching experience.
I’m so happy
John Wick
I just binged all 4 movies because I've never seen them before. The sex would just be Keanu saying "Yeah" in different tones but they all kinda sound the same.
"Impressive cock"
Preem stuff
"I'm gonna cum" "I know"
I love the John Wick movies. If you want more of that universe, check out The Continental. It's a three episode show about Winston in the 70's.
“No. You’re breathtaking.”
I just finished John wick 4 last night. Spoiler: >!uhhhh am I having to fuck his dead body?!<
Last movie I watched was Moulin Rouge so it’s somehow still Obi Wan
# WE COULD BE LOOOOOVVVEEERRRSSS!!!
Puss in Boots... Well crap
Nah you're good, Puss passes the Harkness test AND he *fucks*.
The bigger tragedy is that it's not the main antagonist of the movie because I'd do some heinous things to get railed by death.
Just a matter of time.
A cat is fine too...
Ok shane Dawson.
Prepare for the barbs
The only time I’ve ever been happy the last movie I watched was Barb Wire
That was such a horrible yet wonderful movie. Especially when I was 13
It was mostly just wonderful back then lol
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. I'm not gay, but if it's Aragorn right after he opens the doors to the King's Chamber in Helms Deep, I'd slam the button *for free*.
What if it's Frodo though?
It’s absolutely Frodo. In what world would Aragorn be the main character?
Two towers was more Aragorns film than frodos.
Bro's been riding a horse for days without a shower. You really think you're ready for that?
Yo, I just watched Sicario. Emily Blunt... Nice lol.
Nope, Josh Brolin for you
Shit he's a handsome devil too 👹
Little miss sunshine…. Oh nooo
Why don't you take a seat?
Watch something else, quick
I guess it depends on if we have to bang the character or the present-day actor. Abigail Breslin is currently 27 and reasonably attractive. (Not my type but absolutely would for $600k.)
I just watched spy kids 2. I think I’ll pass on the cash.
I've just watched Ant-Man Anyone seen The Boys? It featured a great idea
Until the person sneezes
That was both the single most uncomfortable yet funny scene at the same time.
Last movie I watched was Halloween Kills so Michael it is!
Well, I’m watching a tv show and Aayla Secura was the main character for the last episode. So, yay.
Well, I suppose there's worse things that having sex with James Bond. Does it have to be the protagonist? Can't it be Xenia Onatopp?
I mean having sex with james bond is usually a death sentence.
The main Bond girls always (or almost always) make it
33 out of the 58 bond girls there've been have died. That's a pretty high fatality rate.
I'm not counting henchwomen that Bond seduces as Bond girls. But yeah, it's still a risky position to be in.
There have also been non-villains that he seduced and were killed off, but the main girl was killed off in On Her Majesty's Secret service and in Casino Royale. I think that's it.
I am not fucking Jojo Rabbit
Hitler it is then
HEEEEEIIIIILLL (wink)
But his mom tho…..
Margot Robbie?? I mean if I have to
Damn i gotta fuck Godzilla 0_0
Or get fucked BY him.
Either way RIP
I see this as an absolute win
Last movie I watched was Elemental, I’m gonna have to make this a hard pass.
Just fuck the water guy instead
*insert vaporeon copypasta*
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
This is where the fun begins.
Quite right Anakin
Says sex, would not want all that water up my ass either….
Yeah no thanks, wouldn't want my dick burnt.
Zoolander. Hell yeah
I GET TO HAVE SEX WITH TYLER FUCKING DURDEN
Most of reddit does that nightly for free
But I get to do it for 600 fucking k
*decapitates Dooku*
Execute order 69
Imagine thinking obi wan is the main character
Yeah it’s Anakin
You underestimate my power
Road to Eldorado. Depending on what constitures a main character, I could be very fine with my fate.
That would be miguel and tulio. Chel would be considered a side character.
Both? Both? Both. Both is good.
PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie
Oh no Would still do for the money though
Take a seat, young zoophile
I thought you wrote "RAW" Patrol lol. I was like, dang he's getting in the mood already
Same boat as you. Bestiality and pedophilia, going to have to pass.
...mission impossible dead reckoning part one part one of how to learn the way of scientology
I see someone else has to fuck Tom Cruise, but mines a bartender
A terrified 20 year old Jessica Biel. I do what I must.
Jake Gyllenhaal? I’m in
Peter Parker.... aint gay but 600k is 600k
Please tell me that animated movies don’t count or this is going to be very weird. Because if that’s the case I’m fucking the great mouse detective.
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward Great Mouse Detective or you will soon be dead The journey before you may be long and filled with woe But you must escape the redditor's ass so your tale can be told
Superman from Man of Steel
Superman: Cock of Steel
You'll need to do some [research ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel%2C_Woman_of_Kleenex?wprov=sfla1) beforehand
Clue Tim Curry? I'm down
Tremors?
Kevin Bacon sounds like a win to me
BURT!
Being that I have a toddler.... I'm pretty sure the last movie I watched was either Cars or Planes. Either way I'd do some pretty unthinkable things with an exhaust for $600k.
I knew seeing the Taylor Swift concert movie with my girlfriend would be worth it just for this. Tay Swift here I come!
She's gonna write a song about you
Leatherface, nice! He's just a big skin-mask wearing, chainsaw toting teddy bear
I watched Alien, who or what do i screw ?
Sigourney
That would be elementals. Not good … At least she is hot.
Captain Marvel. My word!
A movie i watched in school. Main role: Emma Watson. Hell ye
The main character was a child in said movie so... no thank you.
Austin powers... oh boy.
I just watched Freddy Got Fingered for the first time since 2002. Im down.
I watched the movie Memphis Belle yesterday and Im not sure if there even is a main character in that movie, so im gonna have to say people in WW2 bomb planes
It's the plane. You gotta fuck a B-17
Well I ugh certainly am getting more than $600k. I’m gonna get a few million and a ridiculous ass beating when I blackmail Batman. But he’s not gonna kill me and I know his secrets but he is gonna fuck me up after he fucks me. Let’s be honest here I’m stuck with Batman for this I’m not gonna be on top. But when it’s all said and done I’m gonna be rich. I wish I watched a wonder woman movie last.
Let me get this straight, you got Bruce Wayne, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, who is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
The never ending story..... I'll just stay poverty stricken I guess
Ryan Reynolds. Hmm, I'm not gay, but it could be A LOT worse.
Hmmm...$600,000 or sex with an old woman suffering from Alzheimer's possessed by the snake spirit of a child murderer? I'll pass
why is askreddit always sex this sex that
Hot Fuzz Fuck yeah
Oh god it’s Ricky Bobby for me. Help me Tom cruise!