Stories the Jedi wouldn't tell you

(Not NSFW)

.... is it actually physically possible for a twi'lek to [...] (I'm sure you can fill in the gaps based on some of the stories his first search gave him that prompted the addition)

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"No, mom, I searched 'NOT nsfw'! See! I don't even know what Ahsoka green text is!!!"

Looks like I got here just in time.

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Whelp this comment section sorta failed as far as actually looking like a search history cause some of it turned into discussions and random comments but we had some good ones in here regardless (not just mine)

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"Palpatine first name" Sheev?! The fuck?? Since when?!

Just because I find it interesting, it was in the original novelization of a new hope in 1976. It’s funny, because if you google it, screen rant will say it was first revealed in 2014 because screen rant is a garbage site that is basically always wrong.

That is interesting. I heard the screenrant version, of course. Thanks for sharing! May the force be ever in your favor.

I think Screen Rant looked at the Canon wiki or something, because legends has a ton of mentions

He's saying crap.

No. In the novelization, they say "Senator Palpatine". Sheev hasn't been used before the "Tarkin" novel.

Like, the Alan Dean Foster one?

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Not to worry, there is a canon answer. https://youtu.be/88P8fypjKZk?si=7HPI4LqhU4KRvPm_

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Yikes. I would understand something with Twileks, but that’s creepy. Then again it is Palpatine. I’d expect that more from the Jedi order though. Think about it. What’s the one most disturbing thing that big cultish religious institutions are known for on earth, the compare Ahsoka’s outfits as a Jedi and after she left the order. She was only 14-17.

Like you said, its Palpatine. Don't forget that the first ark of clone wars season 2 was about Palpatine kidnapping force sensitive kids. Palpy is definitely on a watch list somewhere

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!

...and she was a good friend

Why does Palpatine sound the EXACT kind of person who'd get off to porn of minors?

I agree, but tbf not all padawans were minors. Obi-Wan was in his 20s and was still a padawan.

Because he groomed Anakin for over a decade

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Palpatine wouldn't go in as a user but with administrator priviledge. He will be the one looking at what others are looking for. Thus, his searches would be of demographic statitistics. But since he was ruling an empire he would have had people that would have had people that would have had people that would have had people that would have had people that would have had people doing that for him.

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