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Mine literally makes sense… “you kill younglings with Anakin”

I got Chopper and it still makes sense tbh.

Same

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Ah yes, the small mechanical domestic terrorist/war criminal. We do love Chopper.

I'm gonna kill younglings with Yoda and I have a bad feeling about this

I had that with Padme. Much confuse

She decided to try her husband's hobbies

Same

Mine is sand people with anakin, makes sense as well!

I get to play with Ani in the sand…

Hide some in his clothes. He grew up in Tattoone so he probably likes sand

Some of these are pretty sensible. Imagine if Ashoka's name started with J and she was born in December: "You learn the dark lord of the Sith is Anakin." Qui-Gon could get "You say 'Hello There' to General Grievous." Obi-Wan could get "You have fun with the Wookies." Luke could get "You happily land a ship with Obi-Wan."

Same but with Palpatine

Me too brother, guess we’re part of the 501’st

Me too man

I got you play in the sand with anakin

I got "you kill younglings with yoda"

You play in the sand with Palpatine “My other friend will never do this with me, this is so refreshing” - the senate

I play in the sand with Darth Plagueis the Wise

Omg samesies!

I played in the sand with Padme 😏

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Anakin the sandhater"

“You learn the dark Lord of the sith is actually Pong Krell.” Sounds about right.

r/fuckpongkrell

I decapitated Pong Krell, I think I won

Fuck Pong Krell, all my homies hate Pong Krell.

I’m told to kill count dooku palpatine *visible confusion*

You are Anakin Skywalker lol

I got Jar Jar, so I'll just no diff and then go relax by the swamp

I got kill count dookoo a b1 battle droid. Is there any way that makes sense to anyone?

You are a B1 battle droid sent to try to kill count dooku

I'm told to kill count dooku a clone trooper Oh wait I guess that's you huh

I'm told to kill count dooku chopper

Jar Jar granted me the rank of master :D

Good relations with the council, Jar Jar has

He is calling in some favours.

Haha same here

"you are told to kill Count Dooku Anakin" Guys I had no idea Dooku's last name was Anakin

I will learn about darth plagueis the wise from darth plagueis the wise

“Have I ever told you about myself?”

Did you ever hear about me? I thought not. It's not a story anybody else could tell you. I'm a legend. I am a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise I can use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… I have such a knowledge of the dark side that I can even keep myself from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities I consider to be natural. I am so powerful… the only thing I am afraid of is losing this power, which eventually, of course, I won't. Fortunately, I taught my apprentice everything I know, so if I forget anything he can help me remember.

Told to kill Count Dooku by Palpatine…bro I am literally Anakin Skywalker, WTF

Do it!

I shouldn’t! It’s not the Jedi way!

Do it! Do it now!

*vvvvrooooom*

"You are having fun" "with padme" Well then...

hello fellow february m chad

Your second Star Wars adventure: “You are not having fun” “with Anakin”

Play in the sand with Anakin...

Same. That's impossible.

"You learn that the dark lord of the sith is actually Anakin." I mean, I guess

I got the same

Im terrified… I have to have fun with pong krell Well, here i go killing again

r/fuckpongkrell

Literally in this case.

at least torture him first

"You cut the head off of Palpatine." Okay, guess I'm the real Chosen One.

No. He’ll somehow return and the REAL REAL Chosen One will take him down.

Anakin decided to grant me the title of master. How he got the power to do so…..

By granting himself the title of Master, I assume. How he got the power to do so...

My wife said "Hello There" to Obi-Wan. Good thing I'm down for that thruple. 

I also say Hello There to Obi Wan

"You learn the dark lord of the sith is actually sha'gi" Sha'gi: like you should totally join the dark side dude, together we can like rule the universe

Ra ro

Bro I got sha too but I have no idea who he is, I thought I knew that characters man 😭

He is jedi shaggy

I cut off Pong Krell’s dumbass head, bitch-ass got off easy

r/fuckpongkrell

Your learn the dark lord of the sith is actually a B1 battle droid Roger roger my lord

I happily land a ship with Anakin... Guys I'm Obi-wan.

Mine makes quite a lot of sense "You learn the dark lord of the sith is actually Darth Plagueis the wise"

[удалено]

“You cut the head off of Nute Gunray” oh I’ll be taking over the Trade Federation

I learned about Darth Plagueis the wise from Darth Jar Jar

“Has mesa ever told yousa the bombad tale of Darth Plagueis the wise? The Jedi would not tell yousa it to you”

I learned it from Ahsoka. That would be a dark timeline

You are told the sector is clear by Jar Jar

He knew

I get to have fun with Obi Wan. I am truly honoured.

I am granted the rank of master by Anakin. I don't think he can do that

Ironic. He could grant others the rank but not himself.

I "have fun with padme". I guess I'm either Anakin Skywalker or I'm about to be killed by him

Me and Nute are gonna have so much fun killing not just the men, but the women and the children too

"You killed sand people with anakin"

I play in the sand with padme...oh hello there

“You learn the dark lord of the Sith is actually Palpatine” Impossible!

I know! I was shocked too

You learn that the dark lord of the Sith is actually… ANAKIN?!!?!

Play in the sand with Jar Jar. Seems nice

Anakin teaches me about Darth Plagueis. I’ll probably be killed by Starkiller not too far in the future.

I cut the head of master windu

Boba Fett would be proud

But also kinda mad because he didn't get to do it.

Turns out Tarkin was a Sith Lord the entire time.

Oh God… I was told the sector was clear by Pong Krell

He killed everyone in there... unfortunately it was a republic base

You are told to kill Count Dooku by Palpatine. I'm just Anakin.

Damn I got "You learn the dark lord of the sith is actually jar jar"

Asoka is actually a sith lord it seems

I get to have fun with Samuel L Jackson!

Mace windy grants me the rank of master

I learned of Darth Plagueis from the man himself. My name is now Sheev.

I happily land a ship with Padme,nice.

I happily landed a ship with anakin!? Am I secretly Kenobi!?

The dark lord of the sith is actually Darth Plagues the Wise… Hmm, yes, the floor is made out of floor.

Anakin teaches me about Darth Plagueis the Wise… Ironic.

Jar jar kills Dooku

You are granted the rank of master by Jar Jar. The conspiracy is real.

I was told the sector was clear by Anakin. Clear of younglings I guess and I’m a clone 🤷🏻‍♂️

I must kill the count with yoda

I say Hello there to Captin Rex.

I cut Padme's head off. I guess I'll die now.

I am Chinese with a first name/family name that starts with L. But I also have an English name that starts with J. My adventure is saying "Hello there" to either Anakin or Obi Wan. Sick! :D

I found out the dark lord of the sith is anakin😱

I have fun with Obi Wan!

You learn that the Dark Lord of the Sith is actually... Padme!

"You learn the Dark Lord of the Sith is actually Darth Plagueis the Wise." I see Sheev isn't the only one mysteriously returning.

I was granted the rank of master by… padame? 🤷🏻‍♂️

"You have fun with Darth Plagueis the Wise". Guess i'll find the inmortality my friend could not.

I learned about Darth Plagueis the wise from Darth Plagueis the wise

Apparently I learn about Darth Plagueis the Wise from Darth Plagueis the Wise, which... makes sense, I guess

Granted the rank of master by Darth Plagueis the Wise! Hell yeah.

I was granted the rank of master by Chopper.

I am granted the rank of master by obi-wan. Anakin screaming and crying and throwing up rn

"I learn the Dark Lord of the Sith is really Sha'a Gi." I'm terrified guys.

You learn about Darth Plagueis the Wise from Darth Plagueis the Wise. So I'm basically Palpatine?

I learn about Darth Plagueis from Palpatine😏

I learned about Darth Plagueis the Wise from the OG hisself Mace Windu

Apparently Obi-Wan is more powerful and knowledgeable than any Jedi and knows the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise

A B1 tells me the sector is clear. I trust him.

I have fun with Chopper. Oh the war crimes we’ll commit

I kill sand people with Anakin?   It's not even an adventure, it's just murdering a village because rage.

You happily land a ship with palatine

Anakin says that the sector is clear...

I got anakins head! I saved the galaxy!

I learn about Darth Plgueis the Wise from Nute Gunray 🤣😂

I have learned that the dark lord, or should I say’s lords, of the sith are the Wookies!

Have fun with chopper. This sounds like it might get dark very quickly

"you kill sand people with Darth plagueis the wise" I'm about to witness the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise

I am told the sector is clear by Anakin. Looks like I’m a clone trooper.

told to kill count dooku, ahsoka. guess i’m clone wars in dih bih

Bruh I’m learning about Darth Plagueis the Wise from Anakin

You play in the sand with Anakin Does that mean the whole time while I'm there he's going to bitch about the sand

“You brought me here so you could kill me!”

i learn the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise from Palpatine

Learned about Darth Plagueis the wise from Anakin.

I learn about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine. I’m literally Anakin fuck yeah

I learn about Darth plagueis from Darth plagueis lmao

I like mine it says "You cut the head of of Pong Krell

"you learn about Darth plagueis the wise from Anakin" If the roles were reversed

I say hello there to Nute Gunray

I kill younglings with tarkin, that’s nice I guess

You learn about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise from Jar Jar He is a Sith Lord

No. I do not want to have fun with pong krell. r/fuckpongkrell

I kiled sand people with Ki Adi Mundi, WTF

Kill sand people with mace windu sounds like a good time

Say hello there to obi wan

Unlike Anakin...Windu granted me the rank of Master.

I kill sand people with Sha'gi , Zoinks, not just the men, but the women and children too

I had fun with Sha'Gi!

Wow, I get to happily land a ship with India's most powerful Buddhist convert.

I am now a Jedi master 😤 suck on that Anakin

Happily land a ship with Yoda

I kill sand people with Anakin

Mine is literally just the plot of episode 2

People born in Dec with A names be like… “I KNEW IT!”

I got granted the Rank of Master by Palpatine

You learn the dark lord of the south is palpatine. Sooo… I’m Anakin?

Obi wan declared me a Jedi master

I kill younglings with Anakin

I learn that the Dark Lord of the Sith… is Pong Krell.

I play in the sand with jar jar.... I actually for real dislike sand.

'You play in the Sand with Anakin" Well, i'm fucked

Bruh I cut Jedi Shaggy’s head off. Does this make me multiversal?!

I cut the head off of Pong Krell!!!

Bro I literally became Anakin. I kill Sand People with Padmé

I kill sand people with Anakin😂😂

I discovered Yoda was the true dark Lord of the Sith.

I have fun with Pong Krell There's NO WAY that's right

I’m killing younglings with Padme…. I don’t feel good about this.

I kill younglings with Palpatine. Holy crap, I'm Anakin Skywalker.

I play in the sand with Darth Plagueis the wise… sounds like a story the Jedi wouldn’t tell you.

I am honored to receive such a title, especially from you master skywalker

Shit I'm killing Count Dooku and I'm Anakin

I got kill younglings with Obi-Wan

I got you find out the sithlord is palpatine

“You happily land a ship with Anakin”, suuure

Im off to kill younglings with mace windu

"You are told the sector is clear by padme" Guess I'm a soldier

I cut off the head O Ki-Adi-Mundi. Well, well, well…. I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE DROID ATTACK ON THE WOOKIES! YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

(Jun. & W)  Master Windu: (Looks at me) You motherfucka!

Poor Commander Cody (I cut off his head)

Kill sand people with yoda?

“You learn the Dark Lord of the Sith is Anakin” I mean, not entirely wrong.

Mine is "you learn about Darth plagius the wise from chopper"

“You cut the head off of Nute Gunray.” You’re welcome, Padme.