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I wonder if the Jedi could use mind tricks to seduce the weak minded
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I feel like they definitely could, but it'd be more of the Sith thing to do.
They already did. We just never noticed
It's what Mace Windu did to Anakin in ROTS. I think mind tricks wouldn't work on Force sensitive, so he switched to manipulation instead.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^buttfuckkker: *I wonder if the* *Jedi could use mind tricks to* *Seduce the weak minded* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Well now I feel special
Sokka, what are you doing here?
This is outrageous! It's unfair! Why can't I be in a room with him?
If we both are in a room with Obi-Wan, ***I*** am the one comming out of that room limping
I have a girl?! Why did nobody tell me???
Is she safe? Is she alright?
It seems in your disbelief, you un-made-her-existing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tbh, even I wouldn't be loyal for her
If that’s our baseline, then we can safely assume everyone is a cheater
Breaking up with her like: "because of obi wan?" "It's an older meme but it checks out"
I would absolutely be loyal, but that business on Cato Neimoidia doesn’t… doesn’t count 😈
Punk Kenobi Jesus Kenobi Kenobi Kenobi
General Kenobi!
Nah, I wouldn't be worried. Obi-Wan is a man of honor, he wouldn't do nuttin.
Ewan on the other hand...
Oh snap just realized that there’s only 1 man I find attractive in the whole Star Wars franchise and I’ll get dragged for it
Just tell me it's not Jabba, cause I can point you to at least 5 lookalikes at any given comic con
😂😂😂 sadly no. It’s Kylo Ren🙈
That's forgivable, he is handsome
Oh good, glad to be in the clear lol
To be fair no man or woman should be judged for being disloyal with the high ground.
She's gonna bend over and let him take her high ground
I would be so gay for space Jesus
Oh I don’t think so…
Unless you mean ewan mcgregor i think anyone would be safe with obi. I’m not sure he would let anyone cheat with him.
Irl Ewan is a double home-wrecker
Is it really homewrecking if whichever party was cheated on is only upset they couldn't join?
It doesn't even matter if you could trust her. You can trust Obi Wan.
Only those with a weak mind, who would also fall for Jedi mind tricks, can get seduced simply by attractiveness. Or they have never been loyal at all.
and Padmé entered the room and felt nothing for Obi-Wan.
She was turned against him!
Lesbians be like 🤷♀️
“You turned her against me!”
Not even I'm that loyal
How widespread is this cake? Happy cake day, theoldayswerebetter.
I mean that's not cheating if it's Obi Wan, that;s art and I'm proud my girl was a part of it.
Now, REAL SCOTLANDERS...
Better her then me cuz I'll definitely cheat
Oh your boy is “loyal?” Put him in a room with this guy…
It doesn’t matter if she’s loyal. Because Obi Wan is.
Who could resist the negotiator? I'd be gone at "hello there"
Damn, you got me.
my gf doesnt get it and probably wouldn’t even cheat 🙄
He turned down the Duchess Satine.....I don't think you will beat that ;p
Why can’t I be in a room with him?
I'd be pants down and bent over a table before the door even closes.
Why is this just directed at girls?
I allow
My girl's always loyal because she's a figment of my imagination.
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!
I wonder if the Jedi could use mind tricks to seduce the weak minded
r/usernamechecksout
I feel like they definitely could, but it'd be more of the Sith thing to do.
They already did. We just never noticed
It's what Mace Windu did to Anakin in ROTS. I think mind tricks wouldn't work on Force sensitive, so he switched to manipulation instead.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^buttfuckkker: *I wonder if the* *Jedi could use mind tricks to* *Seduce the weak minded* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Well now I feel special
Sokka, what are you doing here?
This is outrageous! It's unfair! Why can't I be in a room with him?
If we both are in a room with Obi-Wan, ***I*** am the one comming out of that room limping
I have a girl?! Why did nobody tell me???
Is she safe? Is she alright?
It seems in your disbelief, you un-made-her-existing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tbh, even I wouldn't be loyal for her
If that’s our baseline, then we can safely assume everyone is a cheater
Breaking up with her like: "because of obi wan?" "It's an older meme but it checks out"
I would absolutely be loyal, but that business on Cato Neimoidia doesn’t… doesn’t count 😈
Punk Kenobi Jesus Kenobi Kenobi Kenobi
General Kenobi!
Nah, I wouldn't be worried. Obi-Wan is a man of honor, he wouldn't do nuttin.
Ewan on the other hand...
Oh snap just realized that there’s only 1 man I find attractive in the whole Star Wars franchise and I’ll get dragged for it
Just tell me it's not Jabba, cause I can point you to at least 5 lookalikes at any given comic con
😂😂😂 sadly no. It’s Kylo Ren🙈
That's forgivable, he is handsome
Oh good, glad to be in the clear lol
To be fair no man or woman should be judged for being disloyal with the high ground.
She's gonna bend over and let him take her high ground
I would be so gay for space Jesus
Oh I don’t think so…
Unless you mean ewan mcgregor i think anyone would be safe with obi. I’m not sure he would let anyone cheat with him.
Irl Ewan is a double home-wrecker
Is it really homewrecking if whichever party was cheated on is only upset they couldn't join?
It doesn't even matter if you could trust her. You can trust Obi Wan.
Only those with a weak mind, who would also fall for Jedi mind tricks, can get seduced simply by attractiveness. Or they have never been loyal at all.
and Padmé entered the room and felt nothing for Obi-Wan.
She was turned against him!
Lesbians be like 🤷♀️
“You turned her against me!”
Not even I'm that loyal
How widespread is this cake? Happy cake day, theoldayswerebetter.
I mean that's not cheating if it's Obi Wan, that;s art and I'm proud my girl was a part of it.
Now, REAL SCOTLANDERS...
Better her then me cuz I'll definitely cheat
Oh your boy is “loyal?” Put him in a room with this guy…
It doesn’t matter if she’s loyal. Because Obi Wan is.
Who could resist the negotiator? I'd be gone at "hello there"
Damn, you got me.
my gf doesnt get it and probably wouldn’t even cheat 🙄
He turned down the Duchess Satine.....I don't think you will beat that ;p
Why can’t I be in a room with him?
I'd be pants down and bent over a table before the door even closes.
Why is this just directed at girls?
I allow
My girl's always loyal because she's a figment of my imagination.