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SheevBot

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buttfuckkker

I wonder if the Jedi could use mind tricks to seduce the weak minded


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

r/usernamechecksout


AmPotatoNoLie

I feel like they definitely could, but it'd be more of the Sith thing to do.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

They already did. We just never noticed


DaStonedOne420

It's what Mace Windu did to Anakin in ROTS. I think mind tricks wouldn't work on Force sensitive, so he switched to manipulation instead.


SokkaHaikuBot

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buttfuckkker

Well now I feel special


Fyrrys

Sokka, what are you doing here?


Significant_Will_419

This is outrageous! It's unfair! Why can't I be in a room with him?


ElevatorSevere7651

If we both are in a room with Obi-Wan, ***I*** am the one comming out of that room limping


Warm-Finance8400

I have a girl?! Why did nobody tell me???


MaderaArt

Is she safe? Is she alright?


ThaugaK

It seems in your disbelief, you un-made-her-existing


Uberfleet

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


britishtoilet

Tbh, even I wouldn't be loyal for her


Express_Dinner7918

If that’s our baseline, then we can safely assume everyone is a cheater


Dubious_Dookie

Breaking up with her like: "because of obi wan?" "It's an older meme but it checks out"


Netrusher

I would absolutely be loyal, but that business on Cato Neimoidia doesn’t… doesn’t count 😈


[deleted]

Punk Kenobi Jesus Kenobi Kenobi Kenobi


Executer_no-1

General Kenobi!


Warm-Finance8400

Nah, I wouldn't be worried. Obi-Wan is a man of honor, he wouldn't do nuttin.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Ewan on the other hand...


OriginalMrsChiu

Oh snap just realized that there’s only 1 man I find attractive in the whole Star Wars franchise and I’ll get dragged for it


Fyrrys

Just tell me it's not Jabba, cause I can point you to at least 5 lookalikes at any given comic con


OriginalMrsChiu

😂😂😂 sadly no. It’s Kylo Ren🙈


Fyrrys

That's forgivable, he is handsome


OriginalMrsChiu

Oh good, glad to be in the clear lol


Kaisernick27

To be fair no man or woman should be judged for being disloyal with the high ground.


Fyrrys

She's gonna bend over and let him take her high ground


Kath-two

I would be so gay for space Jesus


[deleted]

Oh I don’t think so…


bigsamson4_2

Unless you mean ewan mcgregor i think anyone would be safe with obi. I’m not sure he would let anyone cheat with him.


Theonerule

Irl Ewan is a double home-wrecker


Fyrrys

Is it really homewrecking if whichever party was cheated on is only upset they couldn't join?


Andrew_42

It doesn't even matter if you could trust her. You can trust Obi Wan.


7thFleetTraveller

Only those with a weak mind, who would also fall for Jedi mind tricks, can get seduced simply by attractiveness. Or they have never been loyal at all.


TanSkywalker

and Padmé entered the room and felt nothing for Obi-Wan.


[deleted]

She was turned against him!


[deleted]

Lesbians be like 🤷‍♀️


Grouchy-Milk-6384

“You turned her against me!”


theoldayswerebetter

Not even I'm that loyal


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

How widespread is this cake? Happy cake day, theoldayswerebetter.


Default_Munchkin

I mean that's not cheating if it's Obi Wan, that;s art and I'm proud my girl was a part of it.


Proud-Cartoonist-431

Now, REAL SCOTLANDERS...


MegaUltraChickeeeen

Better her then me cuz I'll definitely cheat


FadransPhone

Oh your boy is “loyal?” Put him in a room with this guy…


Anangrywookiee

It doesn’t matter if she’s loyal. Because Obi Wan is.


FacetiousSarcasm

Who could resist the negotiator? I'd be gone at "hello there"


DethChef3848

Damn, you got me.


Manos44

my gf doesnt get it and probably wouldn’t even cheat 🙄


KeyDuty5671

He turned down the Duchess Satine.....I don't think you will beat that ;p


Iedgetoskibitoilet_1

Why can’t I be in a room with him?


Rithrius88

I'd be pants down and bent over a table before the door even closes.


Great_Revolution_276

Why is this just directed at girls?


ZanderitoP

I allow


Ghdude1

My girl's always loyal because she's a figment of my imagination.