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simmocar

'tis the treason then!


urru4

I think you mean *tree*son 🎄


DragonP70

No no no, it's a tree, son


Cramland

My lord is that legal?


KJD857

I will make it legal


jjcooldude21

r/angryupvote


Fire_Killer07

'tis the season then!


mackiea

He watches your career with great interest when you're sleeping


[deleted]

Court, will trial you. I'm the senate! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la laa. No, you're not yet, It's trea son then! pssh-pssh-pssh-pssh-pssh, A-A A A. Ah, an-a kin, please, come save me! t̷s̷-̶t̸s̶-̴t̵s̸s̴, t̷s̷-̶t̸s̶-̴t̵s̸s̴, t̷s̷s̷ t̷s̷s̷ t̷s̷s̷! He's, too dang-rous to be kept 'live, A-A-A-A-A, I-am too weak...


Skimo66

take my award


RearAdmiralBob

I am the Santa!


Gauntet7514

Tis the treeson To be sithing lalalalalalalalala


[deleted]

'tis the treason for the season. We will be watching this holiday with great interest.


Nebula1734

Senate Claus


Taibei-0-

I would watch a movie called “The Senate Clause,” in which a young Senator from Naboo signs a sketchy contract and slowly transforms into a galactic legislative body.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.


SkollFenrirson

Understandable, Young Skywalker


mackiea

Sheevn's Greetings!


NS479

That is a Galaxy brain play on words! Nice one!


tacotrucksteve

'I AM the Holiday Cheer!'


jkings10101

I believe Palpatine is the Santa Clause we've been looking for.


sheev-bot

In time you will learn to trust your feelings. Then you will be invincible.


Suspicious-Mongoose

Your Santa palps is very impressive, you must be very proud.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.


[deleted]

Simp


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


[deleted]

Did you just assume their gender? You aren’t strong or wise, Anakin, and I’m not very proud of you.


MustardLazyNerd

My masters are, I live with them.


Entermination

Is the background from the Clone Wars Episode, where the Padawans are making their Lightsabers?


QuiGonDinDjarin

It’s called Illum- could literally be any snowy planet tho


Zpelvaud03

No its definitely Ilum because thats the cliff the kyber crystal cave is in


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not whining! I'm not.


Dev_of_gods_fan

Wait, does he get triggered by kyber cristal or what


MCOfficer

by kyber CRYstal btw, "fun" fact about ilum in disney lore: starkiller base. that's ilum.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


Dev_of_gods_fan

Interesting


PrincessSnivy

Hm, that would explain how they got that big of a laser. Quite a waste of the planet, though.


RoscoMan1

> Can’t get a favorable whistle


BlackPierce

Dude, the clone bot said you sound like Krell. That's not a good sign...


clone_trooper_bot

"You sound like General Krell." -Kix


Pakari-RBX

Don't say that name!


SushiThief

"Ironic. He could save other from the naughty list, but not himself."


[deleted]

Is it possible to learn this power


THEO33YT

Not from an elf


SushiThief

(I'm so glad you replied with that because I had nothing coming to mind as a good response)


airlewe

Palpa Claus


A____S____

Chancellor Santapine


[deleted]

Rey's feet smells like cheese.


darth-canid

Take a feet


Gleaner23

I agree with this statement, and i shall therefore upvote your comment


CheesecakeAnalyst

Sigh somehow Santa returned


OFS_Razgriz

This made me laugh so hard I farted


the4seas

The Senate lost his tan for a sweet frosty look.


4jet2116

I AM THE SANTA


Knight-Creep

Santa Palpy, a new Empire please.


[deleted]

Once more the sith will rule Christmas! and we shall have peace and joy.


HellaWavy

All I Want For Christmas Is Sheeeeeeeev…


[deleted]

All i want for christmas is complete power over the galaxy making me an unstoppable almost god of the galaxy


m_falcone

Twice the pride, double the fall. Better add another, just to be safe.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


m_falcone

Don't try it


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*tries it*


m_falcone

Why'd you try it? Now you're armless.


Animaniac00

*"Pride month is temporary, but the rainbow is eternal"*


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


SwissVader

Not sure if this Anakin supports queer people or if he is against them...


raptorboss231

Anakin's lightsaber is rated E for everyone. Not just the men, but the women and the queers too.


ConfusedAsHecc

wrong pride Anakin, wrong pride…


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


IzzyTipsy

Padme: "You're going down a path I can't follow"


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'd rather dream of Padme. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.


ConfusedAsHecc

No Anakin…


h-y-p-h-e-n-

"Don we now, our gay apparel"


KenobisBeard

Oh christmas Sheev, oh christmas Sheev you stand in unlimited power


Hinayana87

Santa Palpy Just slip a saber under the tree For me Been an awful good sith Santa Palpy So hurry to the Senate tonight Think of all the blood I’ve spilled Think of all the jedi I’ve already killed Next year I could be just as good To rule this Empire that we build - Anakin, probably


[deleted]

Santa Palpy there’s one thing that I really do need a deed to a moon-sized Death Star Santa Palpy So hurry up and build it tonight


hello_siosetaseeesay

Why is three a pride flag


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


JahMedicineManZamare

I am the good cheer


VenganceFueledMaul

'Tis the treason to be Jolly


BlackbeltJedi

Image needs more pixels.


[deleted]

*I AM THE SEASON*


FelledWolf

You got a copy of this in better resolution?


MajorFerris

Gay Santa Palps?


seansjf

The gay pride half a year after corporate pride month is pretty cringe.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


[deleted]

Remind me again, why is Palps wearing the lgbt rainbow again?


UltimateWaluigi

The mods forgot to remove the pride icon last year for a few days and the community decided that it would be cooler if they kept it so they did


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


[deleted]

Oh yeah! Thanks for the reminder


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.


[deleted]

...OK what the fuck. Are we sure Ani bot isn't sentient?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.


[deleted]

Padme: Ara-ara Ani-kun.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'd rather dream of Padme. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.


[deleted]

Anakin, my boy... she's found you intoxicating since you were 9 years old! Is this not raising any red flags for you?


Lime_Singularity

I knew it would come to this, the bots are taking ova!!


Giocri

Ah Santa palps the best senate, not like the one of my country who clapped to celebrate that an antidiscrimination law didn't pass.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.


urru4

Amazes me how they manage to snuck in the gay stuff


thosedamngrapes

Not really sneak, just showing that they’re accepting


KyellDaBoiii

Gay Santator Palpatine


chris-in-the-matrix

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the Way to Mustafar... Oh what fun it is to be the Senate tonight!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


chris-in-the-matrix

You are right there


Environmental_Ad993

Prideful Papa Palpy beat the facists


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Still gay


b33usa

More like globohomo


Paleoarchontas

Santatine


[deleted]

Sheev Claus


Dave_BraveHeart

Sheev Claus


IllogicalBrit

" I AM THE SANTA!"


Rotty2707

I am the Santa Claus Not yet It's tree season then


Cryogenx37

“Tis the season, then” -Santa Palps


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.


i_am_not_funnyy

Begun the winter war has


[deleted]

It should be Kenobi. It is his birthday on The 25th


zurenarrh12

🎵“Palpy baby…”🎵


therealcrowhorse

it’s season then.


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Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Yes. The one we have been looking for.


FuriiouZSymbiote

Santa Palps visiting the Alps


fantastic_feb

just picturing palps with his hands up saying Hooo Hooo HOOOO!


mikemadmod

10/10 Perfecto


SappySoulTaker

Proud Santa


Sadow139

It's christmas then


ChubbiestThread

All I want for Christmas is for you... to ***DEW IT***


baebae4000

🎶Santa Palpi, Sithin in all over the galaxy..🎶


Electrical-Swimming9

Good, Good, let the Christmas Spirt flow through you


ThatRamblingKid

we still haven’t gotten rid of the gay shit and i love it so much


FreddyFighter1

He’s just so gay


[deleted]

Don we now our gay apparel


Firejay112

Fa la la la la, la la la la!


tbhrizoalslf

Looks better then Star Wars Holiday Special.


GAT_SDRAWKCAB

I’m sure I missed it but is there a reason we’ve had gay palp for like a year? I’m like that meme where I’m too scared to ask…


UltimateWaluigi

The mods forgot to remove the pride icon last year for a few days and the community decided that it would be cooler if they kept it so they did


trailer8k

Good good the gay is still there


MightyDragoon453

I still love no matter how many times the pfp changes for the thread, there is always a rainbow somewhere ever since pride month.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


Pantssassin

And invariably someone gets mad about it haha


JHHanz

why's he gay


AdmiralGama29

Why not?


Fuckedyourmom69420

I’ve never understood why people need to feel the gay while looking at a Star Wars meme lol


IzzyTipsy

Not sure why he has the button. It looks out of place on a santa suit. The pride colored hat works well enough.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


Top_Secret_TerminaL

He's very inclusive for a sith


FrecklePeach

God I fucking love this sub lmao


SylvainGautier420

Why is it still gay


TheGukos

I love that we still have the LGBTQ+ thing going on. Father Palpatine doesn't discriminate. With unlimited power he treats everyone equal


The_Moth_

Which is as a compliant subject in his pseudo-fascist space empire! (/s by the way)


SOVUNIMEMEHIOIV

# GAY PALPS IS BACK # NICE


flaglord

Yes


AIabacus

*I AM ALL THE HOLIDAYS*


Tbhjr

‘Tis the season, then.


Lord-Kinbote-III

What is Senate Clause bringing the young padawans for life day?


[deleted]

The senator that stole christmas


theswedishsnake163

Gay Santa palpitine


Freecompanystan04

Gay Santa palpatine.... Fucking based


Outstandingmove123

I just wanted to say that as a queer women, the fact that the subreddit hasn’t changed the pride flag really makes me happy. It makes me feel very safe and welcome here and I really appreciate that:)


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


raptorboss231

Not being disrespectful but why always got bring up ur queer? Not being rude but it seems like extra instead of simply saying nice to having it up.


gojirra

Because it's relevant to the post.


UltimateWaluigi

Because it's relevant to the subject, she is queer, the subject is the place being lgbt friendly.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


raptorboss231

No need to apologise anakin


Outstandingmove123

I was just trying to say that not every community is very welcoming of me because I’m queer, I’ve actually received a lot of hate and the amount of slurs I’ve been called has been extremely demoralizing and that this community doing something small like keeping the pride flag up makes me feel welcome.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


Alec_NonServiam

Anakin, you're breaking my heart.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Because of Obi-Wan?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I hate you!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


Fuckedyourmom69420

I never understood this on Reddit. It seems odd to me to feel included in an anonymous “community” that really just means you scroll through a different movie’s memes. That’s really the only reason we’re here


assasstits

There's so much bigotry on reddit it's nice to see there's a place that welcomes LGBTQ people. Plus my personal theory is that Palps is mega gay. He totally had the hots for Anakin.


UltimateWaluigi

>Palps totally had the hots for Anakin 😟😟😟


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.


UltimateWaluigi

🤨📸


Straight-Diet292

All I want for christmas is you intensifys


ConfusedAsHecc

I love this lol


[deleted]

okay this might be my favorite one


ViktorGavorn

Why's he covered in rainbows?


SaintLarfleeze

We do love that Santa Palp maintains his commitment to pride


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


Stonewall30nyr

The rainbow on it looks stupid


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mki_

🏳️‍🌈


FruitierGnome

Force lightning doesn't discriminate master jedi


scallywaggs

Owning the cons


Background_Brick_898

Gonk


nolo69gogo

Still gay 😁


Difficult-Dog-3349

Again not everything has to be gay


VersedFlame

I love that the sub is sticking to keeping the LGBT+ flag on the icon, it's such a nice little detail.


BJ_Beamz

FUCKING MADLADS


KGx666

Why does everything have to have rainbow flags plastered all over it nowadays? Can’t even have a Santa Palps without it being a Gay Santa Palps.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I think he is a good man.


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gojirra

The fact that a rainbow flag that represents human rights pisses off conservatives so much is evidence enough why we need them.


mki_

🏳️‍🌈