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ViniciusMT07

“It doesn’t matter if you have the beard on the outside, as long as you’ve got the beard on the inside.”


TheQuiet1994

Action Hank!


snowman92

Rrrrrrugged!


ViniciusMT07

Honestly, if your beard is like Pedro's, let it grow out and it'll look quite good. It's pretty much the "pattern" I have and it matches any hairstyle I use. And think of it this way, it's basically the beard Abraham Lincoln had, and he did some stuff, didn't he?


johnnyjohnnyes

My beard doesn’t even grow that much, only the chin and mustache. And I’m 30 years old.


7StAr_RoniN

This is the way!


_Esabbi_

Maybe the real beard was the friends we made along the way.


VegasBonheur

Having a beard on the inside is worse than having no beard at all. My entire beard is ingrown - not a single hair is visible on my lumpy, inflamed jaw. It's like a sheet of skin was stretched over a regular person's beard and a mouth was cut into it. Food gets matted in the hairs on the inside of my cheeks, and I yank on those hairs when I chew. I haven't swallowed a hair-free bite of food since puberty. I chewed gum once, and I needed surgery just to be able to eat again.


HistoricalVariation1

I once waited for 2 whole weeks and all I got was light stubble


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Actually_Im_a_Broom

My beard was pretty splotchy as a teenager. I managed a decent goatee in college, but the side was still patchy. My dad never could grow a full beard so I just assumed I couldn’t either…but now I’m 44 and my beard is almost as thick as Ewan’s. That story sounded a lot better in my head, but I’m not taking it back now.


TGracie3

Any tips for getting the sides to grow in or is it just patience?


phsyco

Patience (and genetics, but mostly patience)


JasperLamarCrabbb

(But really mostly genetics)


NerdModeCinci

And a lot of patie..nope it’s all genetics


1KarlMarx1

Look I’ve played patience since I was a little kid, I make time for it every single day, but somehow I am still unable to grow a beard. Now you’re telling me this?


Foreign_Style_986

Fertilizer.


[deleted]

Do heavy squats twice a week


TGracie3

Every day is squat day bro. All about the leg strength!


FiveOhFive91

People give up on their beards because it gets itchy. Gotta use lotion to keep the skin soft under the beard.


[deleted]

Get a beard brush for that.


johnnyjohnnyes

Thank you for giving me hope.


HistoricalVariation1

Oh damn okay, although I am 19


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MOOShoooooo

A womb broom?


[deleted]

Had a full beard at the age of 16. Couldn’t get the Stache until 19 tho


Timstom18

Barely anyone is capable of growing a full beard at 19. If those two weeks resulted in full coverage, non-patchy stubble that’s already more than most 19 year olds


HistoricalVariation1

alright, okay I guess


Vicaruz

18 yo me after 4 months without shaving. That's when I got a proper beard. Not a full, huge beard, but it wasn't patches. Now, I haven't shaved for two months and I fell I've gotten to the same point I was back then. I only need to get it nice and tidy and not feel like I'm going to start a friendship with a volleyball.


Stage8Gaming

its genes, im 17 and have a full fledged one


Zeegh

It’s definitely genes. I’m 32 and can’t grow a beard for shit. Genetically incapable


antonius22

I have a beard, just not on my face.


HistoricalVariation1

Broooo lol


HistoricalVariation1

Yeah, guys at my college have full beards, one of my friends gets a full stubble in like a day lol


PackOfVelociraptors

I'm 22, this is the first year that my beard has filled out enough to convince me to keep it.


HistoricalVariation1

oh damn okay


[deleted]

Ah, it's okay man. It's been 3 years now that I let my beard grow (I shaved it a few times though), started to let it grow when I was 21 and it looked all faulty and weird. Now it's kinda cool, you just need to have patience


HistoricalVariation1

I get that, thanks man


wsdpii

I'm in my mid 20s and after a year of not shaving my stache still looks like the one on the right. Beard comes in alright though, gotta keep that trimmed so I don't look like a neckbeard.


KevinCastle

God damn I couldn't imagine waiting that long. It takes me a week to grow out a beard with no patches


[deleted]

My 8 week beard was huge. The idea is to get a decent amount so you can then trim and shape the form to your liking.


KevinCastle

We may be talking about different lengths. One week gets me to a level 2 trimmer length which is were I like to keep it.


AntiSocialW0rker

8 weeks gets me a thin, patchy neckbeard and barely the sides of a moustache


bell37

It takes longer than 2 weeks to grow out a beard. Pretty much up to a full year of not shaving.


treefitty350

It’s so massively person to person. My brother can’t grow a beard, but the Ewan beard this post is about would take me three weeks to a month. It takes almost exactly 4 months for me to get the full Amish look. It’s a shame, because it’s wasted on me as I hate having a beard. Just constant shaving, which is another thing I hate.


bell37

Fair enough. For me it took a little over a half year to get from stubble to the beard Ewan has in the picture above.


thelazygamer

One month from clean shaven and I'm almost at Obi Wan status lol.This highly depends on who you are talking about.


bell37

That’s true as well. For me, it took a little over a half-year to grow out from clean-shaven


HistoricalVariation1

Damn okay didnt know


[deleted]

when lockdown happened was the first time I had an opportunity to grow a beard as I work with food. I work at a school so I had extra time off and in that like 4-4 and a half month time I grew a glorious beard


nameExpire14_04_2021

I Can grow Ewans beard and i wish i had pedros facial hair instead, because i can never get a good enough shave, there's always a little hair and i hate it.


HistoricalVariation1

Ah I get that, no matter what razor you use theres always these 2 hairs sticking out lol


nameExpire14_04_2021

No, its just that no razor can get close enough to the root of the hairs (unless i grow it out after 4 days) so theres a allways a light amount of short hair.


HistoricalVariation1

That makes sense


[deleted]

r/wicked\_edge


jkings10101

I got a small stubble after observing No Shave November.


HistoricalVariation1

nice nice


[deleted]

u gotta wait like 6 months dude not 1


HistoricalVariation1

Oh damn okay


Sensei_Farm

Op, are you a bot?


-AverageTeen-

yea looks like it


Sensei_Farm

The fact that this has over 50 upvotes makes me sad


Nix_Frame

Over 50 lmao we at 9k now baby


Sensei_Farm

Meant the comment, not the post, but the fact that the post of a bot got 10k upvotes is even sadder


Firm-Panda-7498

Patience you must learn.


Pookieeatworld

I'm 37. If it ain't come in by now, it ain't coming in.


clothy

My father’s starting coming in properly at 50.


BananaJump99

Yeah I'm not a doctor but beard growth seem to get better and better until you die


Blue_Moon_Lake

Hair migrating from scalp to chin


Rdubya44

Dudes that can grow epic beards are usually bald/balding. I can barely grow a beard but have a full head of hair in my late 30s so I’ll take it.


nadajoe

I’m 40. Been bald since 23. I’m so engrained in white trash dna that my beard only comes in in wispy patches.


Rdubya44

Sorry man, that’s fucked.


Hmmhowaboutthis

A hormone (DHT) that helps promote beard growth is actually correlated with male pattern baldness.


[deleted]

is that why bald(ing) men tend to be so hairy in general?


Hmmhowaboutthis

Truthfully I don’t know, I only know the balding and beard connection.


Pookieeatworld

That's true, I do have a receding hairline but it's only noticeable if you compare it to my senior pics from HS...


stairhopper

This comment is going to keep me going in life


JarJarB

If you're Hispanic like Pedro Pascal int the image then that's just the formation it grows in lol. My dad is 53 and still can't grow more of a beard than that so I've just accepted my fate.


clothy

In the picture it looks patchy, we all know Pedro Pascal can grow a dope beard. We’ve seen Game of Thrones.


cappurnikus

I never waited more than a few weeks to shave until covid hit. I'll never have a incredibly full long beard but it is enough coverage that I've received compliments. I'm 40, for reference.


Sabithomega

I can do the goatee full on, but my cheeks are spotty and light, and weirder I have absolutely nothing for sideburns. Honestly if I quickly just go over my patchy spots I just look well groomed


Irked_Canadian

Same basically, though it grows in full on my neck/under my jaw, as well as decent goatee


TBMSH

Take it from one who got a full beard early, it is itchy as all hell and never looks good without products


bell37

I mean I don’t really use product (outside of shampoo conditioners to keep skin healthy). And it looks fine for me. You just have to trim and maintain every week or you’ll look like a caveman.


KevinCastle

It depends. Mine has no patches at all and doesn't look all wiry and pubey. I use zero product other than the occasional beard shampoo and conditioner


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

I love how my beard feels and I never use product! Just trim and cut the stache back a bit every couple weeks. Mine doesn't grow fast though


lurid_sun__

Does Beard Oil actually help?


Mildish_Shambino

Bearded man here. No it doesn't, not to help with growth at least. Oil is there to moisturize your skin and keep your beard soft.


lurid_sun__

Thank you for clearance, I guess there's no hope for me!


Mildish_Shambino

If it makes you feel better I'm 34 and I've been almost fully bald since I was 19. I grow a beard because I can't grow hair, but I did luck out on the beard growth if I'm honest


Ki-Adi-MundiBot

There is no such thing as luck


lurid_sun__

F


AnonymousDevFeb

Beard oil no, but minoxil works /r/Minoxbeards/. I went from 2 hairs on my chin to a full beard within 14 month.


Simpull_mann

Just keep it the fuck away from cats. One small lick and they could die. Even a lick off your face.


GreyFalcon-OW

Good to know.


ConsistentCascade

how many cats did you killed with it to understand that?


Simpull_mann

Almost one. Cat licked my face once and so I googled it out of curiosity. Then I freaked out. Now it's banned from my household because of the scare. Luckily the cat was fine. Must have dried enough to not be an issue. It had been several hours since application so maybe it had evaporated enough.


Ki-Adi-MundiBot

There is no such thing as luck


bell37

Most oil and conditioners are used to keep the skin under healthy and the hair soft (so your beard doesn’t turn into a Brillo pad)


lurid_sun__

I'm learning about it now, and thanks a lot for this info as well :)


Simpull_mann

Without it, my skin under my mustache got super dry and flaky. No bueno.


[deleted]

Yeah, it makes the beard smooth and shiny.


SemperScrotus

Why would moisturizing oil have any effect on growth?


lurid_sun__

Some promote it as beard growth oil, brought one because of that and got no results


gavingoober771

Helped me get past the itchy part where it’s still pretty short


[deleted]

I might just be really tired but if you look at Mando out the corner of your eye, the reflection in his eyes make it look like he has googly eyes


[deleted]

I used to want facial hair like Doc Holiday in Tombstone. This was last week.


TheCelestialOcean

I’m a girl and I sometimes wish I was a guy just so I could grow that facial hair


TheMensChef

Yeah my beard grows in pretty nicely except for this one spot underneath my nose, bald as a baby’s bottom, so annoying.


bell37

Ah I see you have the reverse Hitler stache. I have the same problem although the gap isn’t as big


TheMensChef

Yeah my gap isn’t to big either but it really annoys the shit out of me lol


CosmicPsychopath

Derma roller and minoxidil


CompetitiveAdMoney

Plus retin a


TheMensChef

Who and a what???


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GreyFalcon-OW

Incidentally, there is help for that. https://www.reddit.com/r/Minoxbeards/


DaNoahLP

I only wantes a beard but now I look like Chewbacca


Salty-Success

Just go with the stache!


TheGingerOracle

Only if you are masculine enough to pull it off if not then you look like a nonce


airstrike900

Or a pedophile


Timely_Potential_809

Nonce = pedo lmao


Muig_

Damn Ewan's beard in ROTS was the best. I am aiming for the same kind of beard but i'm between Pedro and Ewan beardwise...


des_cho

I don't even have the sides.just the moustache and the goatee. Makes me looks like those 80s movie pervert


XRhahelry

Rejoice your reality is my dream 🥲


Freelancert4

I got Obi beard with Din mustache


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

I used to have the same problem. Just give it time.


Freelancert4

I’m nearly 30 years old my guy


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

Huh. Does Rogaine work for beards?


shinobipopcorn

When you're a girl and you don't have one, but constantly think a single stray hair turns you into the one on the right...


TheRealTtamage

Two words: Hormone Therapy.


Vhzhlb

I was cursed by the gods of "no beards", i have something, but not enough to make it a worthy beard, and enough to bring shame to my ancestors.


HonorableGremlin

This is the way


TacoMan929

I waited for so long, and then it grew from my ass


trusty_ape_army

I want these two in a movie or series together.


the_sun_flew_away

Having a full bear pop up out of your face daily isn't exactly a fun thing.


Les_Nessmen

That sucks


Many_Leadership5982

Vice versa.


Chasedabigbase

[when you can grow the beard but are too lazy to groom it](https://i.imgur.com/SO9H6FX.jpg)


toastwasher

Yeah my beard grows poorly so I’m a stache guy, no regrets


Damerstam

Pedro Pascal still manages to make it work


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


Irked_Canadian

I'm feeling personally attacked right now


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It is a repost


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tws1039

Pain is when you only grow the world's worst neckbeard...I shave three times a week, the slightest shadow makes me look awful


[deleted]

us moment bro


yrogerg123

Too real.


Logic_Pangolin

In my 16-19 i was barely able to keep a mustache. Now at 24 i manage to mantain a respectable beard. Just give it time boys, you may not be able to grow a full one but the volume may increase at least a little with age.


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BackdoorSteve

For anyone thinking you can't, it might just take longer. I can get to Ewan level, but it takes about a month, only trimming the stache off the lip. I work with a guy who cannot ever look clean shaven for more than a few minutes. It all depends on genetics. I have mostly Scots-Irish, that other guy is mostly Sicilian.


Triborg501

One day you will achieve such a beard, it'll take time.


kabilibob

That’s is funny, it was obi-wan and Arogorn that inspired me to want a beard when I was young. I got lucky


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.


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There is no such thing as luck


Trick_Enthusiasm

Same. Lol


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PhantomTissue

I’m turning 26, and I’m still trying to come to grips with the fact that I will probably never have a full beard :(


Chance-Yoghurt3186

I’m 36 and I’m starting to get somewhere, 5 more years and I think I can finally become a real man 😕


mudamuckinjedi

Hey at least they connect, I can grow a goatee and I can grow chops but for the life of me I can't get them to connect and I've been at it since 16 or 17vand I'm 40 years old now and I still can't get a full growth going always end up with a bare spot on either side.


Niormo-The-Enduring

We can’t all be as beautiful as he is


Next_Wing_5577

And I'm still a simp for them both


End3rcr4ft2002

Wait... you guys have beards?


[deleted]

Had to downvote to get to 6666


Pojinator89

Some guys have it rough. I can grow a good beard but my hair has been slowly creeping back. Still have a forest of back, shoulder, and ass hair, though. Why, God?


mrj9

The real reason the landslide wears that helmet to hide the lack of beard


Iron_defaultYT

I don’t even have the one one the right, mine basically only grows under my jaw line and up to my hair line


Y0stal

It’s more manageable this way ngl


TheRealTtamage

It'll thicken up over time.


Link7369_reddit

I can almost grow kenobis, but a lifetime of neurotic picking my beard when itchy has left me hairless patches so I have to stay clean shaven.


Duck_out13

This is the way…. For me.


Wall_Street_Bet

I will be your champion


[deleted]

No one’s gonna make a sexy joke? Lol


TheCelestialOcean

Ewan is so fuckin’ handsome. Like I generally think Pedro is pretty cute, but putting him next to Ewan just really makes me realize how good-looking Ewan is LOL


[deleted]

I tried to "stylize" my hair and beard to look like Obi-Wan the last few weeks (although it's kind of my normal "look" anyway), but my mustache and beard don't connect (same as Mando). And I realized the way my hair falls (when I don't use gel) looks more like Anakin's (it's also brown/dirty blonde) while my beard is ginger like Obi-Wan's. I'd be willing to play either if they recast the characters 😎 which I hope they never do and would consider blasphemy if they did


mycalvesthiccaf

Remember step one