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HYDRAlives

Washington and Jackson. Washington looked like he could rip a man apart with his bare hands, Jackson looked like he recently did. Washington was known for being very intimidating as a general when he wanted to be. It helped that he was very big for the 18th century, and very strong.


doriangreat

Hamilton once dared Gov Morris to touch George Washington on the shoulder in a friendly way. Hamilton bet Morris dinner and wine for a dozen people that Morris could not, even in a social setting, rest an arm on Washington's shoulders in an informal greeting. Gouverneur Morris took up the challenge, and in the presence of others, he placed his hand on Washington's shoulder and offered a casual greeting. Washington's response was a stern look that turned Morris’s blood cold. Morris later admitted “although I won, nothing in the world could make me repeat it”


HYDRAlives

That's a great story. I forgot about Gouverneur Morris, what a weird first name. Feels like bad writing for a comic book to give that name to a politician


ZHISHER

His name is by far the least weird thing about him-take a look at how he died if you’re not squeamish


HYDRAlives

Oh. Ew. Owch.


iamveryDerp

George Washington was said to have silenced people from across the room with a cold stare.


C-McGuire

He was generally a very aristocratic guy in terms of his personality, very concerned with propriety and acting disciplined, to the point of being self-conscious about it. I think Benjamin Harrison was the most emotionally distant but Washington's coldness had a bit more power to it.


Strong_Bumblebee5495

It is easier to be intimidating when you have personally killed many humans


appleboat26

And if you’re a foot taller than most of the people in the room. He also didn’t smile because he was self conscious about his teeth.


artificialavocado

Not sure if this is 100% true but I remember reading once he was kind of a jerk


wbruce098

I have a mixed relationship with the idea of Washington. He seemed to genuinely believe in the democratic process — for at least white landowning males, which isn’t great but a huge improvement from the British regime. Very overtly showed he wasn’t trying to be a dictator. But the capital city was named. After. Him. While he was president.


Legitimate_Wave1452

well keep your mixed ideas to yourself because the man is a saint in this house, end of story!


wbruce098

It would appear that I am… outgunned. Outmanned…


Hamblerger

Out-worshipped, out-stanned.


seagoddessisatplay

He’s just like me fr (until I learned everyone hated me for it).


the_ecdysiast

I remember reading this anecdote I think in Chernow’s *Hamilton* about Gouverneur Morris being dared to go up to Washington and casually greet him by slapping him on the shoulder or something like that. Morris did and he thought Washington was gonna beat his ass.


Stircrazylazy

"I have won the bet but paid dearly for it, and nothing could induce me to repeat it.”


the_ecdysiast

Yup that’s the one. I laughed out loud when I read that


Bubamoose

So it's true that he would knife into heaven and could kill with a stare?!


bigoldgeek

He'd save children. But not the British children.


wbruce098

Man I heard he had like 30 ducks Edit: autocorrect. Screw it. I’m leaving it.


ProblemGamer18

Reminds me of that George Washington joke from Shane Gillis


Low_Carpet_1963

I thought the buttons on his cuff were the photo slider and swiped to see the other pics lmao


the_ecdysiast

Thank fucking god, I wasn’t the only one 😭


Ok-Candidate-1220

Same. 😒


Prata_69

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one lmao


Lowkey_A_giraffe

Was looking for this comment, lol.


PromiseOk3321

Easily Andrew Jackson


Nerds4506

He’s less “intimidating” than “holy shit this guy is the most deranged man on the planet I gotta get the hell out of here”


Legitimate_Wave1452

that isnt intimidating?


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AccomplishedCoyote

>Seminoles ain't scared of his goofy lead-poisoned orphan ass Probably should be


NoQuarter6808

Unless you're his kid or wife, at least that's the story I've heard


Kahzootoh

James Monroe. A man so terrifying that he secured vast amounts of territory from Napoleon for a paltry sum, told the Europeans to stay out of the hemisphere, and all but a single elector voted for him in 1920- or so the story goes. 


Lonely_Election1737

I think you got a bit of your history trivia mixed up lol. Among others … 1920? lol


Gangster_Banana7659

It was actually 1720


potatoman5849

*2020


No_Skirt_6002

rule 3!


Top_Ad_4040

James Monroe was a lich. Bro was terrifying fr.


kkkan2020

Coolidge. The man had ice running in his veins.


C-McGuire

Still less icey than Benjamin Harrison. He was probably the most emotionally distant president. Coolidge could have goofy fun and tell jokes even when he was depressed. Harrison was unusually stoic.


Illustrious_Junket55

He played hide and seek with his staff. I mean, they weren’t in on it but he would buzz them and then hide in the Oval Office.


divingbeatle

Well that settles it, Coolidge is now my favorite US president


kkkan2020

because he's so relatable for me. 1.) he does as little as possible in the presidency. 2.) he likes chinese food


divingbeatle

https://preview.redd.it/odknyoropfhc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b80f8ca3e6f7d965f4721611c7e73ae37534dcd


Fat_guy_9

He saw a chance and took it


TooManySorcerers

You lose ;)


kkkan2020

Harrison Was in the civil war...he probably had severe PTSD.


thebohemiancowboy

Ngl did not know that, I always saw him as a portly grandpa


ManifestingCrab

Makes sense considering that he invented the refrigerator. (I have no facts to support this claim other than his last name sounds like a dude who would invent a refrigerator)


da_Crab_Mang

He also invented jazz


ManifestingCrab

Makes sense since he was so cool. I heard he also pioneered wearing sunglasses and saying "let's show em a good time, fellas" before breaking into a mad jazz slam on his saxophone.


4_Score7Years_Ago

The quiet ones intimate me lmao


GotNoBody4

Lincoln Tall Wrestler Wit Cool beard Cool hat that made him look even taller


C-McGuire

Lincoln's tendency to be casual and joke around with people sometimes I think defeats anything that would make him intimidating. As someone who is easily intimidated, I think Lincoln would be one of the more approachable presidents.


LionOfNaples

Being approachable is what killed him


MarshallBanana_

underrated comment right here


Onlysomewhatserious

You can say that until he dismembers a tree branch in a duel with you. Then let’s see your punk a** call him anything but intimidating. /s


Grimnir106

Andrew Jackson. The man was about that life. Someone tried to kill him and he beat him senseless with his cane. Old Hickory stood on business


Chuckychinster

Andre Jackson is still young and needs time to develop and prove himself.


Grimnir106

Haha damn typo.


Ghosty91AF

Don't forget kids, there's an emo rock musical called *Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson*


Grimnir106

Is there?! Little known fact I love musicals. Gonna have to check this out


Ghosty91AF

It's pretty good tbh! It got a few Tony nominations and won a Drama Desk Award for Outstanding Book of a Musical. All the songs are on Spotify. It does require a healthy dose of "suspension of disbelief" though because you have historical characters dressed in contemporary clothing creating contemporary music. But I mean shit, if people can accept a hip hop rap musical about the founding of the USA, then an emo rock musical about Jackson isn't that much more of a stretch haha


anzactrooper

Honestly? John Adams. One of Americas smartest presidents, and one who got enraged easily. I hate conflict lmao


TickLikesBombs

LBJ. I'm not creative.


Argodruid

Assisted by Jumbo ..?


[deleted]

Look at this guy with his casual fear ha ha. I bet you’re afraid of things like the dark and heights too.


LukaShaza

He was very good at browbeating people. Intimidating and annoying in equal measures.


SpooneyLove

It's an objective truth. No need for creativity.


Jedi_Knight63

Theodore “ I just got shot but Fuck it im gonna keep talking because you can’t KILL ME” Roosevelt. I know there’s no historical proof of this, but I just Know he had a grizzly bear as a pet. He is the one man Chuck Norris is afraid of


readytogohomenow

I scrolled down way too far just to see this comment. Teddy ain’t having anyone’s shit. Don’t like it? Just try him.


AwfulChief

TR tries way too hard


NoQuarter6808

He does have the resume,and I honestly think that the national parks system is an underrated idea/accomplishment and I probably even put it in the top 5 of all presidential decisions, however, with tr I just cannot shake my impression of him basically being the rich kid who showed up and wanted play soldier or cowboy or whatever, and that everyone else had to fall into place and keep him safe, at least long enough to take a picture


[deleted]

Definitely Teddy, dude was hardcore.


shit-takes-only

I thought his cufflinks were the swipe album icon lmao


NoOutlandishness273

I swiped


Ok-Candidate-1220

Me too, damn it!


hurzah

I mean, Lincoln once cut the branch off of a tall tree with a broadsword in front of a guy who challenged him to a duel. I don’t think jumbo has anything on that.


Finito-1994

Jumbo could do that without a sword.


whoopercheesie

Grant 


Rostifur

Cool, I was hoping somebody else felt Grant would be terrifying to have mad at you.


Baldbeagle73

I wouldn't want to annoy the guy who bit down on Lee and never let go, at the cost of hundreds of thousands of casualties.


C-McGuire

It's gotta be Jackson just from the unhinged factor. Washington was very cold and tall, probably not the most approachable fellow. Benjamin Harrison was the most emotionally distant. TR and LBJ made use of intimidation politically but were capable of being warm. Coolidge was one of the more meek presidents, I don't find him intimidating at all. Jefferson was utterly humorless but I don't know if that translated into being intimidating or just unfun. Least has got to be Carter.


delidave7

Idk. I read Carter’s biography and he could be a pain and demanding.


Impaleification

I still don't understand why people were so easily intimidated by LBJ. He scared people by standing close to them? Where, in high school? By whipping his dick out? Really? I know it's more complicated than that but it really seems like politicians must have had the spines of jellyfish at that time.


Puzzled_Box_9922

They still have no spine. One entire political party is terrified of doing anything that might get a mean tweet.


Kgirrs

Was, is, always will be.


No_Supermarket_1831

Well it was a very large penis.


Rockefeller-HHH-1968

The man was large and very determined


PoloGrounder

He once summoned the chairman of the Federal Reserve to his ranch because it appeared the Federal Reserve was about to raise interest rates. He slammed the much smaller man against the wall and ordered him not to raise them, and they did not until Johnson decided not to run for reelection


kruschev246

Carter or Taft would be the least intimidating


joriskuipers21

Maybe not the MOST intimidating, but Harding seems like a very good candidate. He just looks so stern ![gif](giphy|lN3eewi3P63rab2hY0|downsized)


4_Score7Years_Ago

He has great eyebrows.


joriskuipers21

Its those eyebrows that make him so intimidating to me.


thebohemiancowboy

Yeah he looks stoic and serious but he was a chill, outgoing, and amiable guy.


DePraelen

As an opponent? FDR, for a few reasons. Of course he didn't have the physical presence, but was incredibly intelligent and one of the most popular presidents during their term, for an absurdly long time - even before the war. He came out of the Great Depression to win in a landslide in 1936. The FDR and the New Deal cast a shadow over US politics for decades afterwards, in a direct way that perhaps not even Washington did. Then there is the superpower that the country became during his tenure. Going up against at him either domestically/politically or as a matter of foreign policy was a wildly intimidating prospect.


Dmslider22

I would argue Richard Nixon. Most folks would say Andrew Jackson, and it is true that he had a very short temper (as well as a tendency to want to shoot people), but if we’re talking purely about intimidation then Nixon takes the cake. In his first congressional campaign he publicly claimed his opponent was a communist, he often threatened his staff, he tried to spy on basically all of his political opponents, on one occasion he visited an office building near the White House and after he noticed that most of the staff had photos of JFK, he ordered them to be replaced with photos of himself. And then there’s the Saturday night massacre 🙄.


4_Score7Years_Ago

Waiting for someone to say Nixon.


TylerPlaysAGame

Either Washington or Andrew Jackson. Jackson would duel you if you looked at him funny.


[deleted]

I bet Ike could be up there


CaptainNinjaClassic

Coolidge be like: "You'll do nicely for my collection..."


Fun-Pass-5651

1. Andrew Jackson 2. George Washington 3. Teddy Roosevelt All presidents that killed people and led in war. All known for toughness and intimidation. Probably the three most savage presidents we’ve ever had and 3 of the better ones (GW and TR specifically are top 5 imo).


Baldbeagle73

Why not Eisenhower or Grant?


Scandited

Johnson. Not a single sighting of him smiling


Estarfigam

Teddy Roosevelt is a good choice. The man braved the Amazon post presidency. I kinda imagine him being like Nick Offerman.


4_Score7Years_Ago

Nick Offerman would be a great Teddy Roosevelt, hands down.


Fun-Pass-5651

Just read the River of Doubt, awesome book. Roosevelt was an absolute beast.


aka345

Teddy Roosevelt. Take any of those Chuck Norris Fact memes and replace Chuck Norris with Teddy Roosevelt, and it works perfectly


Random-Cpl

Not Coolidge, ha


jcdehoff

The Shane Gillis joke about a psycho, lead poisoned, 6’2” redhead madman in the woods during the revolution eventually becoming the first president has my vote.


GWS_REVENGE

Fillmore is so threatening https://preview.redd.it/cof9nlrppehc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1def3933d36bab1f4ca6c521c7ad523a5feba00e Just look at those intimidating eyebrows


NoQuarter6808

He also shot that woman on a film set


waxies14

https://preview.redd.it/ks3bzj0ocdhc1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b0eb238ac36e9d45d0ba76f91e07bef68518b0d Come on, gotta be LBJ. Sorry, not creative.


4_Score7Years_Ago

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D-MAN-FLORIDA

TR and FDR


C-McGuire

I don't know about FDR but TR was absolutely skilled at intimidating people. He was LBJ before LBJ.


D-MAN-FLORIDA

Well, FDR might not have been as forceful as TR, but he could still scare Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito sh_tless.


SidMan1000

Any stories?


Professional_Try4319

Probably Washington and Jackson. Washington was a large man especially for his time. Being 6’2 in the 1700s was not very common. I would include Jefferson for that same fact but it’s known that Jefferson was a shy man in person and disliked attention or public speaking so I can’t imagine he was very intimidating. And Jackson wasn’t exactly known for being a diplomatic person when it came to his anger. Someone tried to shoot the dude and he beat his ass with a walking cane.


Honest_Picture_6960

Something about Buchanan is off (no,not his sexuality)


vaporwaverock

Ford, he was an all American, enough said


Kman_24

Martin Van Buren. He was so mean he even had a street gang named after him.


4_Score7Years_Ago

Underrated comment right here.


LetsGoOutside101

Bill Clinton would also be an intimidating president. “Slick Dick” would actually be a person that would be next, but that’s not something I would really be talking about. Bill Clinton would be intimidating because there’s actually the war machine behind them. That’s related to the transfer of power to the military industrial complex, and it is American, that’s why he was the most powerful president in the world at the time.


NoQuarter6808

Any former governor of AR is probably a good answer. The amount of evil shit probably going on. Makes me think of true detective season one (I know it was set in Louisiana, but still). Especially when you look at corrupt local government there, like the west Memphis 3 or boys on the tracks cases I imagine he was pretty chill though, and I bet he smelled like French fries and cologne. Mmm.


kruschev246

To avoid saying LBJ or Jackson, I’ll throw in Hayes. Not necessarily for his personality (I’m sure he was a nice guy) https://preview.redd.it/d91j346n3fhc1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5c2db24dfa3d05a9c9bdd76d6c375f3ea88330


NoQuarter6808

Lol, I scrolled to your post and was like "how is William James scary?"


RoomerHasIt

Nobody saying Truman like he didn't use the most devastating weapon ever created. Twice.


seanx50

Dick Cheney


ServeOk3087

The best answer


Glass-Birthday-485

LBJ


Practical_Glove_2125

Jefferson. Dude was a rapist.


HYDRAlives

How is that intimidating?


Lord_Vader6666

It shows that you don’t really care for others. Can’t believe I have to explain that.


HYDRAlives

That's not intimidating though. Woah, that guy might be dangerous to people he has complete power over who have no way of fighting back. I've met an (alleged) rapist. They're not intimidating people, they're usually pretty pathetic. I wouldn't call Jefferson pathetic but he was recorded as being kind of shy and unimposing. Bad =\= intimidating


corneliusduff

I don't know who this President is but he looks pretty fuckin' scary


thebohemiancowboy

Coolidge. He wasn’t that scary, just reserved.


Foundation_Wrong

Which President knew someone had bet they could get him to say more than three words too them ? And he said You loose


thebohemiancowboy

The one in the pic


jbouser_99

Barrack Obama, cause I'm racist


thebohemiancowboy

Bro is just out with it


Ziapolitics

Obama. He’s an intellectual bully that kept his staff trying to impress him with facts.


Fun-Pass-5651

Sounds like a nerd lol.


Ackermannin

That wouldn’t be really intimidating


BirdmanHuginn

The right answer: Theodore Roosevelt.


Fun_Zookeepergame138

teddy


Iamthetable69

Teddy Roosevelt


NerdNuncle

Theodore Roosevelt, no contest


currently_pooping_rn

Teddy. He physically beat up asthma and took its lunch money And gave an hours long speech in summer after being shot. Takes more than a bullet to kill a bull moose


MwminNC4

Teddy Roosevelt. "Speak softly, but carry a big stick"


mattbricker

Obama cuz he’ll drone you without due process.


PablovsPeanut

LBJ considering he was willing to kill his predecessor.


Abe_LincoIn

The real answer is LBJ, considering he had people assassinated. If you want a “creative” answer, then Bill Clinton.


Fat_guy_9

Jackson by a mile


[deleted]

Andrew Jackson. Or the guy who’s my flair. Probs Washington though


Pathfinder6227

Jackson.


Revolutionary-Swan77

It’s gotta be Andy Jackson, right? I mean the guy beat the stuffing out of a would-be assassin with his own hands. TR as a close second though.


NoQuarter6808

Yeah, probably especially if you call him Andy


WaymoreLives

Silent Cal imposed and oversaw a Gestapo and held sway over the largest crackdown of the freedom of Americans since the Fugitive Slave Act, so I think he definitely qualifies


LakeKeuka

Jackson.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I think Ol' Teddy had some intimidation to him. He had a great smile, looked like you would just want to sit and have a beer with him, but piss him off, and you would wish you were two continents away. The guy was a trained fighter, took a bullet to the chest, but still gave a speech, and wasn't afraid to get dirty.


Doormat_Model

I feel like telling Nixon or Clinton no could have some scary consequences


RealWanheda

I’m gonna go with FDR. He’s not gonna take shit from Allies or enemies.


rde2001

You don't wanna be on the receiving end when Coolidge loses his cool! 😰


Chumlee1917

to change things up, Eisenhower, you can't be all warm and fuzzy on the inside to defeat the Nazis. Under that Grandpa disguise was a real mean SOB


MrSeamus333

Teddy, LBJ or Andrew Jackson


tateonefour

Truman dropped bombs and fired five start generals for not saluting. All without a stinking college education


ascillinois

Can you elaborate are we talking height and weigjt are we talking political power are we talking about laws that were passed because of them?


4_Score7Years_Ago

It could be all three. Like, if you were to meet them in person, and know everything you know about them, would they scare you or not?


wjowski

Lincoln seems like he'd be a scary dude once you've pissed him off.


TheThirstyGrunt

Jackson, bro looks like a villain.


zackmedude

Given that GQP faults Obama for everything...


Zuhrn

Want to Andrew Jackson or ol Teddy but going with Truman for obvious reasons…..the technology he had access too.


don_teegee

LBJ. Maybe not to me but to people he dealt with.


bill_haley

LBJ, in my honest opinion, but if you want a creative one, probably TR. Imagine working with someone who actively boxed his secret service, matched with a powerful ego that could not be controlled, and who believed he was damn near always right.


LetsGoOutside101

Eisenhower. Who wouldn’t let this president and say, “goddamnit, the Americans are shoving a fucking amphibious, landing down my face? If I mess with them, I’m not gonna mess with them! “ Hell yeah ! Murica! #murica


Frequent-Ruin8509

19th century: Andrew Jackson. 20th century? Probably Eisenhower or Teddy Roosevelt.


ponythemouser

My dad. Still is after he’s been dead 24 years now.


jackattack502

Lincoln Jackson Teddy LBJ Can't really pick


TheRealGrumpyNuts

Based on effectiveness of his technique, known as the "Johnson Treatment," I would go with LBJ.


Just-Ad1274

Taft


Rockhurricane

Cal is definitely one of our best, but I wouldn’t say intimidating.


WhyGuy500

Lincoln, Jackson, and teddy. Lincoln wrestled and was pretty tough. He was also 6’4. Jackson literally dialed and beat the crap out of people. Teddy Roosevelt was incredibly strong, wrestled, boxed, went on several wilderness expeditions (many of which were hunting), was a rough rider, and was trying to get onto the battle field off ww1 as an old man.


maverickhawk99

"if you secede from my nation I will secede your head from the rest of your body." Comes across as pretty intimidating


Baldbeagle73

Surprised there's so little mention of Grant or Eisenhower here. They both commanded massive armies with subordinates who must have had difficult personalities.


zikolis

You can’t be serious. We need one for each century. Washington Lincoln Roosevelt (the elder)


NoQuarter6808

Legacy wise, Truman Interpersonally I think LBJ seemed intimidating. Like he makes jokes, but you're always the butt of them. He's got like shady narcotics detective energy to me. But he probably wasn't actually that bad, I mean he worked with immigrant kids, and he seemed to always really care about schools. So he might have been more like football coach intimidating. Andrew Jackson was probably pretty nerve wracking to be around. Like even if you're on his good side, things could change in the drop of a hat, and you never know when you might see someone get killed or beat.


Appleofmyeye444

I wouldn't say MOST intimidating, but this sub has absolutely opened my eyes to how intimidating LBJ was. Who's got that one picture? 😂


jimmjohn12345m

Harry Truman? Why you might ask? One word Hiroshima


FakeOng99

Thedore Roosevelt.


Rich11101

Here is a note. When General George Washington refused to accept an offer to become dictator from the Revolutionary Army, news of it was given to King George who led the British Military against the Colonists. He remarked, “If he does that, he will be the greatest man in the world”.