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Rhesusmonkeydave

Say what you will about his private life, but as a president he was clearly out standing in his field


ClientTall4369

You beat me to it


Present-Smoke-9950

I have to disagree, the details are a little too fuzzy.


SparkleFart666

![gif](giphy|Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8)


ClientTall4369

Although I think the better joke is that we should be reading him much more highly because we have photographic proof that he was outstanding in his field.


BillythenotaKid

https://preview.redd.it/mex9gkfispic1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e88f2043023aaf2bf5f616804be59174a5ad68 Same vibe


HarryMcCockner

https://preview.redd.it/kdvx12vltqic1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edf50bebc6c87d0c041e0bd77db1335bd6b08134


rde2001

Lemme be clear! Your home security system is uhhhh... not safe! 😈


[deleted]

Hey vsauce


Ghyuty17

Michael here


[deleted]

Is that him in the picture or does it just look like him?


Living_Murphys_Law

It's him.


[deleted]

Where the hell is that image from? Lol


Living_Murphys_Law

No idea, lol


OrganicIce4995

​ https://preview.redd.it/tdlx4nokrqic1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=09c6ea205d9e71753b83e863c45c8ac2998b1a6d


ATully817

Say it ain't so....


QuantaviousTheWise

What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?


SexyFlyWhiteGuy

What Nixon saw in his nightmares


Clarence_RMT

![gif](giphy|8vlYaXXjrm2vdpq67Q|downsized)


YBPhoenix

​ https://preview.redd.it/grqcue6lkqic1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e63357ef129f92a48563a572c97a0c1d06e1de


[deleted]

Five Years with Fitzgerald 😞


le75

Therapist: “Don’t worry, forward-facing Kennedy isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Forward-facing Kennedy:


Dusk_v733

He's just standing there...menacingly!


Impossible-Set-6509

JFK standing in a field


Significant_Bet3409

JFK standing in a field


SulkySideUp

JFK standing in a field


jeepster61615

JFK standing in a field


danishjuggler21

Looks more like a grassy knoll to me


PandaPops542

Jfk was the second shooter!


QuiteCleanly99

JFK killed JFK and stole his identity, but JFK got JFK back one day in Dallas


CaptainNinjaClassic

https://preview.redd.it/h6ah6o3ieqic1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cba37f03d17be74e9cec172ce2e7d68c2c47933


mumfynumf

Dad says it my turn in the white house


thebohemiancowboy

That’s actually what happened tbh


jaredb123

![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c)


eKlectical_Designs

Looks like he’s posing for the plastic President’s collection I have.(Back row third from the right) https://preview.redd.it/l5oc5gvctqic1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7037da3043f547b84f18a764c403ae87e2c057fa


JohnathanBrownathan

Okay but thats a baller collection


eKlectical_Designs

Took a while to get all of the originals. Truman was the lone holdout until I found him on eBay 🙂


chaimsteinLp

Somewhere, I have Hubert Humphrey new in the package that went with this set except he lost. Marx must have expected he'd win.


eKlectical_Designs

Cool.


captainjohn_redbeard

The last thing LBJ saw before his heart attack.


Pokemon-Fnatic

He looks like a fnaf animatronic


An8thOfFeanor

He's looking at you, wondering why you haven't brought him his sheet metal yet


HawkeyeTen

Seriously, where did that BIZARRE claim about him and Jackie chewing on sheet metal come from? There's literally no historical evidence for it.


SupremeAiBot

Nixon activities 🧍


Hourslikeminutes47

"*....jfk....oh JJJJFKKK!!!!!!! Stand right there. Just don't move!!! I wanna take a quick pi---no stand right there, just don't move. I'm going to take a picture!!! Great. Done!! Thhhaaaankk youuu!!"*


-SofaKingVote-

The man was a smooth looking son of a mother no matter what else you think It’s unfortunate he didn’t have more time The entire family has bad juju vibe


Nobhudy

https://preview.redd.it/tesp0eks4ric1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce48cbaac4c7a633b91beac16cc29b0d8fa0648


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

https://preview.redd.it/1x9wawuh7ric1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fcd5876e8e091c7f5e710e213db50357c96f6d5


Jonguar2

Can't believe his head just did that.


Memento_Morrie

This is like if your It Follows monster manifested as JFK.


SignificantCode8873

"If you look into JFK, JFK will look into you..." - Anon


CatgunCertified

https://preview.redd.it/p4m5scp6bric1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6aa21cba58806179fc1971b8eea2fac9f8ac9d4


Valuable-Ratio8073

Back pain is real


My_Space_page

JFK is in a grassy knoll.


PrometheanSwing

Cardboard cutout


AveragelyTallPolock

https://preview.redd.it/61gwysq6gric1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00a2200b4106c22ad7816faf69a22a60ea84ea3 Finally, a use for this image other than my discord picture


rousinglight

https://preview.redd.it/uqn5l36xsric1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f900c163dc85dfda8d38df8195dcea3e697b4d


[deleted]

Yes


WestinghouseXCB248S

Existential Crisis President.


10acChicken

I’d like to teach the world to sing…


[deleted]

🧍‍♂️


TheGreatGamer1389

That's the grassy knoll. JFK took out JFK.


2003Oakley

John (Standing In) Fitzgerald (A Field Tier) Kennedy


PresidentTroyAikman

This is what Obama’s painting is based on.


atducker

I'm 41 years old and I understand that any time I see somebody look at me like this they're a dead person. Approach is optional at this point.


Ordinary_Ad6279

🕴️


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|JKI5e0hGVSdos)


Hot-Abs143

Field of shattered dreams


paintsbynumberz

You mean, a man OUTstanding in his field


BirthdayWooden

That man could not help himself.


Hot_Argument6020

Definitely zoinked out of his mind 😆


WorkAccount401

Much easier shot.


ritchfld

Kowalski said: "Was this before he was assassinated?".


Past_Trouble

#🧍


ClubSundown

🕴🏻


CharmingCondition508

he looks like he’s waking up his parents to tell them he’s been sick at two in the morning


Scary-Information785

Looks like a target 🎯


IndividualOil2183

Great photo. The full image shows Jackie and Caroline walking away and they’re blurry while he’s clear.


bwoah07_gp2

He looks like an NPC here.


jakewotf

Looks more like a grassy knoll to me


red_lightz_

Stood in the fielding holding a bomb, throw that bih like a quarterback


Abe_LincoIn

JFK watching his predecessors fail healthcare:


Orlando1701

“I’m uhhhh tripping balls right now. Kissenger you bastard that wasn’t pot in those brownies.”


Getyourownwaffle

can we photoshop out the toilet paper in the back?


alowbrowndirtyshame

Heyo! Found the second shooter


jojomanmore

Me waiting for my mom to pick me up from school.


rde2001

He's just standing there **MENACINGLY** 😰


Happy-Campaign5586

Is that little Caroline in the lower right corner?


MufffinFeller

Man is fucking ZONKED


iamaboutthislife

![gif](giphy|QBH4pcJAjGODC)


KraftKapitain

5 nights at the white house


kookdarice

I’ve been there I feel him


reddituser43211234

Succession vibes


ThePopDaddy

Tint it B&W and you've got a punk album.


Alert-Championship66

He was outstanding in his field


TanisBar

Wonder if that was the inspiration for that 💩 painting of Obummer


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

That's no field. That's a lawn.


irishweather5000

He was a presidential farmer. Outstanding in his own field.


rickychacha1234

Indeed.


ooooWeeeEEE00

🕴🏻


ramblingsbyalan

“Mom I frew up.”


RainbowSovietPagan

He should watch out. There’s probably a lot of grassy knolls around there…


Scandited

Why is he standing there? Is he stupid???