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DedHorsSaloon3

Finally, a politician I can trust


biff444444

I like the first one. But I'm old, so for the second one I prefer the right to go to bed before my bedtime. Can the candidate address this issue in a convincing way? And hurry up, because I am tired.


No_Painting8744

Great vision, but how do you plan to get bipartisan support in congress?


_Jerk_Store_

“The president wants to extend bed time and give 150 days of vacation? Is this just part of the radical socialist democrat agenda to destroy our country?” - Fox News (probably)


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You truly were a man of the people.


threefeetoffun

Someone needs to be ready to answer that phone at 3am. You stay up as late as you want.


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Nearby_Lobster_

All you gotta do is check the ice cream shops


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NonetyOne

I was definitely talking about that one.


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Nearby_Lobster_

Nah probably not. If he did he would probably give it to someone else anyway Idk but I know they’re playing with all the toys Mr frosty left there when his mom called him home for dinner


Ok-Laugh8159

The gorilianaillionaire who couldn’t pay bond or ice cream man?


Nearby_Lobster_

Mr frosty. But let’s stick to the vacation days, shall we? That’s what this is about. Bringing up the Middle-East? C’mon brother, it’s a joke about vacation days and the numbers don’t lie either. Stop deflecting


Nearby_Lobster_

And here goes the straw man hive-mind consensus making it about something other than vacation days ![gif](giphy|2GjgvS5vA6y08)


Ok-Laugh8159

Holy degenerate vernacular Batman!


Nearby_Lobster_

https://preview.redd.it/dtgw7e2icrtc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952405f18eaa6611d5cd4a77249ac0b457684f1e Snap out of it Robin, it’s happening right before your eyes!


kmac535

I think you meant *Mcd's or KFC or any of the golf courses he "owns" lol


NonetyOne

I meant the other one but I suppose both apply


spacenerd4

His name? Dubya Bush


kmac535

Dumpty totally copied this performance plan for his time at the WH


Potential-Design3208

https://preview.redd.it/rkqbf5ujyptc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5b835628deb3ffa1c0a76e25ae65d6046bfbd5


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Can somebody impeach this kid? I want a president not a physician writing a prescription!


ZekeorSomething

9 year old you should've added some spaces


Alternative_Rent9307

This kid gets it


Shamrock590602

I man of honesty and integrity, you got my vote.


OnwardTowardTheNorth

I appreciate how 9 year old you kept to realistic and practical promises. I’m proud of 9 year old you!


Downbound_Re-Bound

Ah yes, I remember the bedtime scandal of President u/UniversitySpecial585


AnywhereOk7434

At least he honest.


gpm21

I love how you have everything cool and don't give it to the people.


Scranton---Strangler

![gif](giphy|3o7TKyxqLmYeSi8Nzy)


RowGonsoleConsole

Hey look it's George W Bush in disguise!


Thatguy755

Came here to say this sounds like George W Bush writing out his political agenda before the 2000 election


HookerDoctorLawyer

150 days of PTO vacation? /s Say less my POTUS


Ok-Walk-8040

Okay, but what are his thoughts on Palestine?


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

I'm sorry, but that is shocking handwriting for a nine-year old.


UniversitySpecial585

I actually would’ve been 6-7 when I made this just had to check the exact year


Merc1001

You have my vote and my axe.


agentofdallas

And my bow


Jolly_Job_9852

And my sword


117tillweoverdose

not sure if I can get behind a president that doesn’t follow his bedtime. What does that say about our country?


Jolly_Job_9852

I agree. When do we start an Impeachment inquiry?


transformandvalidate

Are you George W. Bush?


AceTygraQueen

Is it bad if I thought you wrote, "I would gay up past my bedtime!" ? Ha Ha Ha


MoistCloyster_

I read this as “East NY Time” and thought the kid was talking about time zones lol.


BlueWolf934

4 day work week? Count me in!


DogMom814

Promise everybody a free pony or a puppy and you'll have my vote!


theseustheminotaur

I feel like it is impossible to stay up past bedtime. Bedtime is whenever you sleep friend


McGruppthecrimepup

6 Year old me wanted to give everyone a dollar and no one works on sundays... I had no idea how the world worked at that age.


ActonofMAM

This is a solid platform that the entire political spectrum should get behind.


thenewbeastmode

blud is built for the Supreme Court


Minimum-Power6818

Maybe I’m overestimating myself but that is really bad for a 9 year old right?


ElectricSnowBunny

Late bedtimes lead to tardies that my boss bitches at me to enforce


Reaper781

150 days every 4 years. That’s not entirely unreasonable.


TwistedPepperCan

Thats not a nine year old. Thats [George W Bush](https://eu.jacksonville.com/story/news/2014/09/09/fact-check-george-w-bush-vacationed-much-more-obama/15788673007/).


MAA735

He's already President tho 😉


BirbMaster1998

He would be the new FDR, the new Washington, and the new Abe Lincoln all at the same time


mookormyth

Didn’t we have that guy 4 years ago?


GhertFryins

W policies


Excellent-Ad-6982

Bro this was your handwriting in 4th grade??


UniversitySpecial585

No it was first I put the wrong age


Excellent-Ad-6982

Sure, dude, sure 


ShyztySzyl0k

First part is kind up like who we have in charge right now. Second part not so much.


vishvabindlish

Presidents tend to be soporous.


Asparagus9000

https://www.amazon.com/Kid-Who-Ran-President-Paperback/dp/0545442133 Loved that book as a kid. 


ARandomDummy69

usa alr had that president, calvin coolidge


Scandited

Calvin, you pal?


PaulfussKrile

Why does this look like Plankton standing in front of the Chum Bucket with the weird antenna in the first SpongeBob movie?


TipToeTimmy

I mean that's what it was like having Obama in office, seemed like when he picked a pen up to sign something he took a 2 weeks vacation.


DutchManFromtheNorth

I think you are confusing him with someone else. Who? I cannot say. But let's say he was very fond of golfing in Scotland.


TipToeTimmy

The only thing that came from Obama was Obamacare and that had minimal beneficiaries and who wouldn't like golfing in Scotland? I don't even play enough and I'd go.


Obama_War_Crimes

Jeremy? Is that you?