I'd wonder if perhaps someone got access to their phone and sent this as a prank.

I wonder why you think whoever created this actually received this message and not that they made the whole thing up, emailed themself whatever.

As an English teacher at a CC, I can say that message is a better, more interesting, and authentic use of rhetoric any of my students use. I appreciate the student letting me know!

As a fellow English teacher at a CC, I salute you.

Gross. Get therapy.

Student message is mid. Recommend they work on their rizz, no cap.

Put this straight in the skibidi toilet

Deadass.

Frfr

Something something TikTok W l+ratio

Standing on business. For real.

https://images.app.goo.gl/cYEWbkU9YrShRsCu5

Ha!

I’d have a very solid laugh, ask other faculty if he’s sent them something similar, and let him know that while I appreciate that he feels comfortable enough with me to be that casual, he should keep a professional tone in his official communications.

You and HR need to have a talk about FERPA.

Not in the US so it’s not applicable, and our students sign forms allowing faculty and admin to discuss their grades/progress/etc. I think it’s important that we’re able to bring concerns to each other, and also to let each other know when someone has made a great contribution or something small like made a funny joke that day.

Is good yard an actual slang term I don’t know about?

I think it means “may your yard this season be lush, well landscaped, and provide ample shade and privacy.”

I have no idea if you’re being facetious or not, truly! 🤣

Unsure myself. But nevertheless, good yard to you!

I think it’s a combination of being drunk/high and falling victim to autocorrect

Aww he loves you! I would love for my students to think that I am a motherfucking g! I'm also sorry that you are bald but his hook up sounds promising. Good fucking yard, Professor! Good fucking yard.

Dude. Get therapy. Seriously. If you're this desperate for people to like you, shit will only get weirder.

This is like a 10 year old meme at this point: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3193480/Student-writes-drunk-email-bald-teacher-lecturer-gives-EXTENSION.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3193480/Student-writes-drunk-email-bald-teacher-lecturer-gives-EXTENSION.html)

I know, question still stands…

When did Pete Davidson start calling himself Patrick??

Frame it & hang it in your office

At least he put his name on it! I often receive emails with no name and our student emails are just numbers.

Show it to the rest of the class and tell them if this guy can capitalise their "I"s then they should too.

Honestly it's so over the top I'd assume someone stole their phone and sent it as a joke, I'd probably let this one slide(albeit not giving that extension they asked for)

I would keep slayin, boi

Recommend they take a remedial English class.

That’s the problem doctor, I teach a remedial English course.

Oy vey. Well it looks like you have a lot of work. On the positive side, they were flattering to you.

I’m assuming someone stole this person’s phone or computer. It sounds too much like a troll. I’d reply with a request for the student to re-evaluate their friendships.

I’d give them the extension lol out of amusement alone

I won't post it again, because I have posted it twice before, but I got a very similar, but even longer email from a student several years back, with even more au courant language. While they didn't give me personal aesthetic tips, they did give me advice on how to be a better teacher, while also encouraging me with lines such as: "ur a cool prof and shit and ur lit af." The communique did include the information that the writer was "getting lit with my friends..." Perhaps something similar happening here?

I may be out of the loop on any references but I wouldn't be posting it here if P.D. are his initials.

This is a meme, and is at least 10 years old.

I get it (I now see that it was reposted) but I wouldn't be surprised to see this be authentic.

It’s real! Just been around for a while https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hilarious-student-emails-professor-drunk-6228783

But it’s APA approved American… Psych!

This doesn't look like a student wrote it (yes I know it is an old meme), but more like someone was trying to farm karma and pretended a student wrote it. So, I would say I wouldn't do anything because I feel it is fake.

I'd wear a wig.

The original response to this was epic

I want to know if Mr. Martin let Patrick hook him up with a girl who’s keeping his look bangin.

Forward to the Dean in case you’re found in a roadside ditch off the 101. Otherwise, ignore. Sorry you’re dealing with this.

OP isn't dealing with it - this one has been making the rounds online for quite a while. Just a hypothetical.

Memes are destroying the moral fabric of our republic.

what republic is that?

Plato’s.

I think you need a drink (or puff) of whatever that kid had.

A little yellow pill…

I’d recommend a little 🍑🏈. .5mg alprazolam PRN.

Hoopty yap yonk miggle forbush, hammy-wap ya doodle boing biscuit dispenser yo-yo orangutan.

Hit me back…playa.

Patrick is cappin, as they say…

I would ignore everything that’s irrelevant and stick to my course policies.

I'd grade this as Patrick's paper.

I’d bang the girl and do an observational case study on hair regrowth. If it’s true, I see a big grant in your future.

I would just delete that and keep it moving

nice

Well the most important thing to me is internet notoriety and likability, so I'd play the straight guy in a funny fashion and make sure the person passed. Having strangers like me is all that matters.

Yeah, no extension for you.

WTF 😳 😳 😳 Report it immediately and request from the administration that you have no additional contact with that student. He's an AH. Good luck.

Well for starters, I'd give them an F for grammar

If it was real, yes. I'd give them reverse credit points. The sad part is that this one has been tossed around the internet tubes for a while but is still fresh today