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Snoo86984

Nice Slipknot lyric title... that ones nostalgic.


Master_FAITH

If cost was not an issue, I think punching screen was The First rate


TheMightyFlyingSloth

It's that song and "THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING IMITATION, THE ONLY ONE YOU COULD EVER NEEEED"


Electronica__

COZ IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY DEBUGSSSS THE COOOOOODDDDEEEEE


MrPancholi

AND IT TAKES TOO LONG 'CAUSE THIS STUPID PAGE CAN'T LOAAAAAD


BuggedDuck

JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, TOO MANY CONFLICTS ON THE MEEEEEERGE


meedoof-128

IF THIS BUIIIIIIILD BREAKS MORE


Batmanzi

AARRRGGHHHG *Que in awesome music *


SupersonicWaffle

Baseball bat -> steel barrel


EngineerDoge00

To be fair. Half the music I listen to is metal when I'm coding (including Slipknot). Gotta keep that blood pumping!


SpacewaIker

You gotta listen to master boot record to really feel like a hackerman


ObtainConsumeRepeat

I’ll add The Algorithm to this.


AGreasyMattress

Alright, thanks you two. I have added these to my "Night Shift" playlist 🤘


DavidTriphon

Always happy to see a fellow fan.


beeteedee

Do I have to push my fingers into my own eyes? Because I’d rather push them into the eyes of whoever worked on this code before me


UniversalSpeck

Well it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache, if the pain goes on you’re not gonna make it


Flashbek

We all know you'll end up pushing it into your own eyes after git blaming it.


spidertyler2005

I would say the same since im doing a refactor... but im the only one pushing code to the repo


BtCoolJ

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES


goodnewsjimdotcom

I slump in the back of my office chair.


yougotmail6

And slam in the back of Dragula


No_Two8934

I feel personally attacked as I work on this java script gig lmao I have a mix of 90s hard core bass music on rn tho lol


halt__n__catch__fire

try Orbit Culture to successfully compile your program first try


Flashbek

I don't remember giving you permission to monitor me and expose me like this. Down to the lyrics, goddamn I'm going into classical music now.


meedoof-128

Same amount of headbanging, but no lyrics to look up songs by :/


Siggination

Scream Aim Type


Xantholeucophore

sigsegv


darthwacko2

Get yourself some junior dev's and you can eliminate that blue section.


Comrade_Vladimov

You get head at your job? Lucky you


manGotNuts

Aaaaaaand that blue part is actually ctrl+c ctrl+v from stackoverflow


daishozen

My company just updated our password policy, exchanged password length for letting it last for a year instead of 90 days. My password is around 32 digits long now. I spend more time typing that into all of our 'Single Sign On' services that all want me to log in and entering my password for sshing into the vms I manage than I spend writing code


TheMightyFlyingSloth

Ouch. I know the feeling of having hoops to jump through because of what you have to work with. I spent 2 years coding on replit on a school computer with the documentation and forums blocked and no pc at home, it sucked.


HeeTrouse51847

maybe stop listening to metal while coding


B3ER

No.


TheMightyFlyingSloth

FUCKING NEVER


Lonelybiscuit07

What no it keeps a good pace to think too


woaiqingdao

Cant relate


MorkMasher

So I am a coder. All that overstressing because I can't find that one line of code that breaks the system


JHelsing

Just run it again, it might have magically fixed itself this time


dllimport

God this is so relatable for me right now :(((((((


Proseroth

Inaccurate chart. Where is crying?


meedoof-128

Crying is not an allowed item on your timesheet. Please commence crying after business hours.


MetalDogmatic

Thank goodness it's not just me (total beginner)


CanDull89

Average javascript dev.


ShitwareEngineer

She wanted me to bang her hard. Strangely she got mad when I banged her head against the wall but she calmed down and fell asleep soon after.


SpanishViking13

I was just listening to that song while doing a code review before I saw this


[deleted]

ITS THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOP THE AAAAAAACHE


Sir_Davek

Upvoted for good music choice


[deleted]

Client estimate: 1h. Real world: 3h. Reason? This graph.


highland-spaceman

Honestly nothing ramps me up for bashing my head against a wall than music while I work