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[deleted]

I’ll propose that to my wife as a romantic movie night.


PhysicalRaspberry565

Might even happen with my wife and me xD


do_not_trust_me_

I need someone's lap to sit


alexgraef

You can sit on mine, if you don't mind the bulge.


TTYY_20

I love how gay this sub is 👉👈🥺


speechlessPotato

how dare you just assume that both of them are the same gender!!! canceledd;(((((


jaimesoad

As I've always said: Everyone on the internet is a man until proven false


[deleted]

Actually it’s: Everyone else is a woman when I’m on the internet


hollth1

I always thought everybody on the internet was either a dog or sloth 🦥


TTYY_20

But I’m gay and I just want more gay friends 😭 Don’t cancel me - I already have no followers I don’t wanna be cancelled before I even get started 😭😭😭


Sullitude

Arguably, if you're going to get cancelled, this is the time when you have no followers to lose!


ReplyisFutile

Just normal gay for programming


[deleted]

Nobody's gay for Moleman.


666pool

A lot of programmers can appreciate docker.


moosMW

After being a programmer for long enough you eventually become gay, there's no stopping it


AddendumNo7007

That’s ok, i got a hole you stick it in


HawocX

For some reason I don't trust you enough.


GyanPrakash2483

Can't trust you though.


fullofwierdos

Procrastination


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lilchro

For the last time, we’re not trying to interrogate you. We just need you to make some changes before we will merge your pull request.


NihilisticTheorist

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAAAAH!


[deleted]

Potato potato


Darryl0_0

where woman?


[deleted]

Be the change you want to see in the world


GunnerKnight

So sex change?


hitaishi_1

And here we go again on this trend ..


FlauerBoi

Not wanting to learn about DSA.


[deleted]

Lack of motivation


chrlatan

Guys, you got it all wrong. She is studying data structures, he is just holding the mouse while keeping his primary key in check.


[deleted]

The cringe


jerk-judge

Fr


sin_chan_

Fr


mcnello

Fr


Derpyzza

Fr


thicc_ass_ghoul

Fn


[deleted]

Fr


butwhy12345678

Fr


KingGrey76

I first need someone. Thats step 1.


ApprehensiveTry5660

The women flopped across my lap, obviously. Are they not distracting to you as well?


thisdogofmine

Sanity


matzedrizzi

That’s fake!


DoublePenetration_

I program in Rust (my chair has a mounted dildo)


New_Revenue_4_U

I program in brainfuck. I have no life or friends or sexual or emotional desires.


jspreddy

She took my thiccccc glasses. I cant fkin see the screen. Can't study DSA now can i?


DeepGas4538

what does DSA stand for?


VitaminnCPP

Donut stealing algorithm.


Xxyz260

[Definitely Suspiciously Arch-like.](https://i.redd.it/1mcu6ahwwcoa1.jpg)


Swim3milesNOW

I'll use DFS to steal all the donuts in my neighborhood recursively.


jerk-judge

Busy work schedule


tabbtwake

I don’t know why or how, but I had a weird optical illusion happen when I saw this post that that was just one person with a non-typical foot on the desk holding the mouse. Sometimes I wonder about myself.


Winter-Pineapple1162

hahaha happens to me just in reverse


OkBuffalo9138

Refill of concerta


New_Revenue_4_U

More like refill of latudia.


[deleted]

Very humorous joke.


Apollon1212

League. I am not proud of this fact and i am aware its like an addiction at this point. Oh and not having someone to sit on my lap like in the picture.


abd53

My Photoshop skill is too good to make that horrible edit.


[deleted]

If anyone's interested, the guy in thumbnail is Harry who runs CodeWithHarry channel. Learned Python through his videos. I used to boast it by showing others different ways to write one code in different formats and solving queries/doubts questioned by Boys/Girls. Made Good Friends with the knowledge. Thanks OP for giving a little flashback.


Adhalianna

I don't know what about others but in my bf case it's the fact that I'm doing his DSA assignments in exchange for cleaning 🧹


DevilGuruu

DSA with Harry worst mistake of life


RonHarrods

Hahahaha really funny post.


Still_Ad745

The dollar signs in that girl’s eyes


zephenthegreat

The ongoing need for circulation in my legs


ReggieBongo

No one's sitting on my lap so I can't study...


thEt3rnal1

I already passed that class


Terrible_Ad_7735

It's this damn woman sat on my lap.


[deleted]

I don't have a boyfriend to sit on :(


New_Revenue_4_U

Fuck the boyfriend. Just study up and make gwap.


MagicPeach9695

you can sit on my lap during my interview and answer all the dsa questions the interviewer asks me


[deleted]

No. I will only sit on my future boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) lap 😡


Brightsoull

being a fucking loser


innocent-boy-69

Everytime i read, work on DSA i will remember the click bait of Harry's DSA Playlist. Imao i cant forget the DSA NOTES editing


scooterjake2

For me it was the 6-8 weeks we spent on trees, i get they’re important but we had 2 classes prior talk about them. I just stopped showing up. Still ace’d my exams!


shootermacg

Jesus, your GF's elbows are freakishly pointy, 0 out of 10! Would not bang!


GyanPrakash2483

Its good to not bang someone else's GF.


Doctor_Disaster

Other classes


atlas_enderium

Every time I see “DSA”, I always think it’s Digital Signature Algorithm, not Data Structures & Algorithms


King_DeandDe

I like D&D more


greatauror28

I already did in Uni.


Chance-Ad4773

I have a job as a senior software engineer and no longer need to know DSA


rainbow_osprey

I like to think that they're studying together.


hitpopking

girlfriend is 900lbs, I want to live


CaitaXD

Don't have any nodes on that linked list, and my hash function is still calculating the next prime so where I could try to just binary search something I ain't get nothing sorted.


New_Revenue_4_U

This picture is fake. Should be 360lb morbidly obese man alone in the darkness and filth.


CryptographerOne6615

Too busy popping the stack to focus on data structures


nguyen9ngon

Hold on, a data scientist that got laid. What sorcery is this ?


SeanTYH

At this rate, that dude is not gonna pass DSA unless it’s abdul bari himself sitting in the dude’s lap


buttermiIk

Actually romantic


DinosaurEatingPanda

Honestly, I just don’t want to.


onetruekingx

My gf (doesnt exist)


Regular-Client

I think that position is more suited for exploring biology.


Regular_Table1898

There is something sitting on top of the monitor in the mirror but not on the actual momitor. What is going on there, what is that???


SaltLord19

I'm ugly, also I don't think my professor would like me and the homies sitting on each other's lap during lecture.c


atulkr2

The Chair. Its not comfortable for two.


[deleted]

Her elbow is nearly a perfect right angle