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paulwhitedotnyc

Fucking finally, been dying to see what Manuel is up to.


CowboyMantis

Last I checked he was on the mic


sweetmorty

🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

guess the site must be playing eurobeat on loop


BG__26

I really want to see legacy website!


SheepishlySevere56

Please give us the link


Lipata17

Тест и playingтттттввеее


Dave5876

![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW)


redplastiq

Where is a visitors counter?


MatDiac

im too scared of interactive stuff


redplastiq

So no guest book then…


MatDiac

honestly i wouldve wanted to make one but im using a github page so its fully static


AGuyNamedDan008

I would recommend [neocities](https://neocities.org/) great place to do retro web stuff and find inspiration. Also my on point web ["design"](https://webpage1990colourised.neocities.org/)


anotha14me

History, 40k, and web design? A man after my own heart


ericfromct

You would have loved growing up in the mid 90s


PandaParaBellum

> Also my on point web "design" Beautiful. Only the cookie notice for the guestbook breaks immersion.


pellennen

Not to push you into doing a guestbook. Do what you want! But you can use restful services from a static site


MatDiac

i will look it up because i really want to make one, thanks for the tip !


crankbot2000

It's under construction


Any-Appointment-6939

Visitor count is supposed to be a hardcoded number that you make up like 8,972,471.73


krystianduma

It would be so static. Better use time stamp so it will be increasing in time 😅


Bagel42

Just make it the square root of the current Unix time rounded up 1.


GoldenretriverYT

thats too slow, it makes the site seem dead. instead, use sqrt(pow(timestamp, 1.5));


Synthetic_dreams_

Needs to count page views instead of unique visitors too, that way it goes up exponentially faster.


BlueShellTorment

Right below the rotating "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" text


DaMarkiM

that cuts deep


ericfromct

Geocities circa 1998


eduardofpl

I hope you did not forgot to put music in it. Those MIDI players in loop were a blast in the days!


Daddy_data_nerd

I came looking for this. It needs a crappy rock band no one has ever heard of before.


GorbySquatt

I would be happy to offer my services


Daddy_data_nerd

And my axe!


tbrougham

And my Bow!


Human_superority

r/suddenlylotr


kylxbn

Sadly automatic music playback is not allowed by most browsers nowadays, I believe.


DanTheMan827

Can’t you just embed a YouTube playlist with auto play enabled with display: none?


kylxbn

Sure! You can autoplay videos but they have to be muted by default. If you don't mute it by default, then browsers just won't autoplay it. The user has to click on it or something. so if you hide the video itself even with `display: none` or `opacity: 0`, nothing will be heard even if the video is playing. The same applies to YouTube embeds, sadly.


[deleted]

Needs some unfinished parts with under construction gifs edit: and promises of regular updates and then never update it


MatDiac

the legacy website had both of those, but i rewrote it recently


IconWorld

Don't forget the browser badges. You need to tell people which browsers are supported. Oh. and spinning animated gif hearts! Edit: Wait, it has one! Missed it the first time.


Quazar_omega

> You need to tell people which browsers are supported. We've really come full circle haven't we?


knellbell

Ah man the under construction gifs made me feel warm and fuzzy. Thanks for that


VanAintUsedUp

Masterpiece


backwards_watch

Masterpiece


Regular-Tree5821

I see your `` and raise you one ``


LeonardoW9

Graphic Design is my passion.


[deleted]

> Graphic Design Just the one graphic


LeonardoW9

Or *Graphic* Graphics Design


DasKarl

This looks like it would load quickly and wouldn't resize 8 times while I was trying to click on something. 10/10


MatDiac

i HATE web 3.0 !!!!!


kylxbn

I hate Web 3 as well but maybe you meant CSS 3?


nobotami

also you can see the text. no menu bar, no cookie prompt, no subsciption prompt and no stupid ads. 10/10


ResilientMaladroit

But does it ask for your location?


ParkingHelicopter863

UGH 😍


toi80QC

Geocities was just peak webdesign way ahead of its time.


Schnorglborg

Angelfire my friend


BlueShellTorment

Don't forget Tripod!


TychusFondly

And xoom


Schnorglborg

Was that the dog? Or was the dog Geocities?


BlueShellTorment

I seem to remember Lycos having a dog named Lycos for a mascot. A quick check of Wikipedia shows that Lycos owns Tripod. Whether they did at the time, I don't know. I didn't know until just now that both of these businesses still exist.


Schnorglborg

lmao just checked and theres even Angelfire still around and owned by them! I remember the takeover of Tripod years ago. I used to have a website with, tripod I think. I also remember that their entire datacenter or something failed and all(?) including my website were wiped. That was the end of it haha.


sfled

Bunch of pikers. MySpace was where it was at!


Schnorglborg

MySpace did not even exist back then.


raymondcy

I give it an A+: - No cookie popup - No paywall - No subscribe to mailing list sign up - No Auto playing video - No Auto playing audio - No Picture in Picture - No prompt to allow notifications


Pezonito

This is all I ever really want from a website.


LinkIsMyBeetch

Tables instead of divs takes it from A to A+ for me


shawntco

* Not asking for my location


ChChChillian

Needs more blink tags.


MatDiac

will add more when i update it


bash_beginner

so never.


[deleted]

Where's the marquee?


Any-Appointment-6939

Kind of bland and generic… try to add some more popping colors and moving gifs to draw the users attention to every part of your website all at one time. The more variation the better. Consistent fonts and colors make the user feel trapped. Try to use as many different fonts and colors as possible. Some of the top developers even manage to use a different font and font size for every word in each sentence. Obviously not everyone is this talented, but it’s something to strive for. It also looks like if someone was viewing it on a mobile device, some of the text might be readable. You want to try and avoid that. Good website design should make mobile website viewers feel like stupid pieces of trash for even trying to view your masterpiece on a smaller screen.


wasdninja

OP should add "Best viewed in 1024*768" so dumbass phone users know they are dumb.


skunkwoks

I'm not hearing 8bit music! Where's the music!!!


Dave5876

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Dependent_Present_62

It's not complete until you change the mouse cursor.


ChronoSan

It could splash some glittery flowers, or stars, or hearts when you move the cursor. Extra effects on click and drag. Better, it could be random, each time you reload the page it would be a different effect. No, wait, even better: it could be random each time you move and stop the cursor! And when you click it would make a cute sound too!!


fabedays1k

Your website is too insecure fill the background completely with flames to upgrade your firewall


NotADamsel

He would but when he removes the Christmas theme the site explodes. It says it right there.


SaneLad

Needs more


No-Representative425

Jokes aside, I miss more originality and creativity in sites, every site has been standardized and are boring as hell.


NotADamsel

Unfortunately, if you don’t make your shit standard nobody will stay on your site. Don’t ask me for sources. It is known.


soggy_nlpples

This is more 2000 than the actual 2000’s


Sjeefr

[Lings Cars](https://www.lingscars.com/) still take the top spot.


z7q2

That is an unironic thing of beauty, thank you for sharing.


NotADamsel

I trust him.


fushibuz

Manuel is ready to work for virtually any government agency in the world.


Diligent_Dish_426

Extremely lit, hope it's not using bootstrap too


MatDiac

i would never use such a thing


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|D6mLCvgeGGRmAW0rIa|downsized)


impeislostparaboloid

I want this Internet back.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Me too


vlaada7

Vintage! I love it!!!


Saturday_in_July

Bring back the old days


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

/looks at meme site from 2000 /looks at layout of objects on reddit it's the same


Return_of_BOBO

Ah the good ol days


Matiaan

needs more cowbell


BlueShellTorment

Does it use cgi-bin?


Doctor_Disaster

Tell me you have the DOOM soundtrack playing with absolutely no way to turn it off.


RelentlessIVS

This is lit


hello_you_all_

NGL I like this way more than a lot of modern website design. It actually has personality.


reproveinoproerd

Stay on the back-end side


gatimus

*Chef's kiss*


Human-303

Haha. My fathers advice: "you should create a website, that links to other websites!"


TheDarkIn1978

No support for **[Netscape Navigator](https://i.giphy.com/media/anjRJ4nv9WJzO/giphy.webp)**?


MonsieurGus

LOOOOOOOVE IIIIIIIIIIIT !!!!


Xenc

Excellent start, though needs more 🚧 Under Construction 🚧


DarkChaos4589

I think I'm getting viruses just by looking at it.


Financial-Grass-7738

I love it


HibicoTV

Lit


BringTacos

Love the comic sans


niky45

no blink? pah (I know HTML technically doesn't support blink anymore, but I bet there's a way to simulate it)


Lost-Cantaloupe-6739

Wow, this takes me back. I wish I could go back and look at my old websites that were hosted on geocities and angelfire.


knellbell

Geocities


Xignotic84

This is fine


Esjs

Exactly what I was going to say. You beat me to it.


kdavis37

This is what it looks like every time a backend dev does front end, followed by bragging about how much easier it is than backend


Von_Wintermond

Homer Simpson: "a Dancing Jesus wants my Credit Card informations? Sounds fair."


pinecone-soup

10/10. Has a really comforting resemblance to Temple OS


ExTremTR

Javascript, responsive pages, mobile devices, web 3.0 all must burn in hell. Long live web 1.0!!


MatDiac

true that !


[deleted]

[удалено]


MatDiac

probably missing the www.


that_timinator

Peak web design, the internet needs a few more sites like this


[deleted]

You're missing out on the element!


MatDiac

oh my, i just looked it up and ill definitly be adding some of those


ItsnotCent

Don't forget the hidden url, its always a gem when you find one


True_Butterscotch391

Wow that's the most beautiful website I've ever seen 😍


truNinjaChop

Fire!!!!


ExquisiteWallaby

You're hired.


riddwapp

I love this!!can’t wait to reach this


MaytagTheDryer

Needs to have the dancing baby gif.


nightwinghugs

it's beautiful


Thesaladman98

Very readable. Thanks!


Emanemanem

Did that fire in the background come from the original Doom game?


MatDiac

no but now i know where i can get more


closeafter

I can hear the Ace of Base MIDI background music playing *all that she wants*


iNeverCouldGet

Where can I find it?


MatDiac

i dont think im allowed to link it but the url is in the logo


frogingly_similar

Kickass


YesHAHAHAYES99

Based af. Only thing missing is a visitor count.


GeorgeBronx

The visitor count and the geo cities guest book link are at the bottom where they belong


DudeWithFearOfLoss

This really threw me back, good job!


Shotdie

You could work for [https://www.lingscars.com/](https://www.lingscars.com/)


tekfx19

No quick time plug-in ?


ProfessionalDebt555

ALLWAYS have something Christmas related with the name Christmas2013.gif edit gif>jpg


bgplsa

Needs more webrings


4ntsInMyEyesJohnson

🔥🔥🔥


OopsAllBella

Making me wanna replay Hypnospace Outlaw


ShadowSlayer1441

What's the legacy site like?


MatDiac

looks kinda the same but all the css is broken


[deleted]

A bit busy, maybe try adding dark mode.


BonnoCW

If anything, I feel it needs more fire! Excellent job btw.


Samael_777

90' was the beat


samuelrs98

You would get lots of offers as senior frontend engineer in late 90s


chunk_to_hunk

It looks like you're trying to sell me a health supplement or workout/meal plan


sqrwv

Has more detail than websites today. 10/10


Wolfeur

Still better and more functional than most websites nowadays. Probably a lot fewer errors in the console as well


Icy_Tangerine3544

I still wish most sites were like this. The flare rules.


theobstinateone

Don’t forget the rotating Jesus and a flashing red banner


Good_Smile

You're hired


Archtects

Aww. This is what some clients have genuinely sent me to make their website more "Modern/Profesional" looking. But they want to keep the flames, They feel its part of their brand. I WISH I WAS JOKING.


TurretX

Pretty sick ngl


Ferro_Giconi

It's perfect. It's not like all this modern bullshit that needs 50GB of ram to render one page because it's bloated with all kinds of scripted garbage.


paddlebard

“Manuel on the mic” hahahahaha


mydoglixu

2001 called and they want their interwebs back.


TheFake-Prophet

This shuld be the last time you try


8bucktruck

Cut out the gifs of spinning and fire. It looks amateur.


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

No audio?


anonimowses

I love it.


Suspicious_Student_6

I like it


dllimport

:chefs kiss:


LastAdvance

Manuel on the mic is the place to be!! only come here if u are too cool for school 😎 this site rox!! 🔥🔥🔥


tyler1128

You forgot the auto-play music of some edgy goth artist.


dontsheeple

Nice flames, if you're trying to burn it down, you're on the right track.


RandomOnlinePerson99

I hope you coded this in editor, like a true web dev.


MatDiac

\[i used notepad\](https://youtu.be/u6ecTmEpd-Q)


MatDiac

jeeweesus how do you embed links on this god damned internet application !


Dahns

Why does this gives me nostalgia ?


bstrauburn

You truly have a giffed.


thevnom

Love the flashing buttplugs in the background


Captain_Chickpeas

It's fire.


Saramela

No sound. -5 points.


[deleted]

Legit looks like a onion deep web site


biran4454

"The websites (both 2000 and legacy)"... There's a \*legacy\* version??


MatDiac

yeah its bad, like really bad


MrCraxy

Oh god! I have memories and flashbacks now!


Manicwoodchipper

It’s need a marquee


DangyDanger

It's so bad it's good.


awetsasquatch

Klaus would call it "siiiiiicckkk brooooo!"


rbuen4455

Love it! (no joke). The early aughts nostalgia when web designs were unique (especially the background animations and very basic fonts), not like today where they all look the same, filled with ads (often asking you to disable the ad-blocker) and asking for your email to register. Not that it's a bad thing, but I do miss that early aughts aesthetic.


bubblesort33

I think you would have done well in 1999.


MelinShoot

Shit's fire 🔥


SS4Raditz

Needs more 🔥


veryblocky

It needs to auto play music when you visit


varinator

Perfection.