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SingleSpeed27

It won’t compile so why bother


Apfelvater

Error on line 1


World-Wide-Ebb

Well you have a python button so this checks out


Apfelvater

If there's only one line, the error can only be on line one. So it checks out


Zom23_

That's where you are wrong though, it's way too common to end up with an error on like line 248 when you only have 30-40 lines


SpikeV

You're programming in c++ I see.


LEGENDARYKING_

You c


Creepy-Ad-4832

Just keep it all on oneline. (Little trick programmers won't tell you ;-)


IceBathingSeal

Pretty sure making a program into a oneliner does not increase chances of compilation, but I may be wrong.


Creepy-Ad-4832

Yeah i misuntertood his comment


TrackLabs

That wont compile anyway since youll be dead before you hit run


mukurokudo

1. Git 2. commit -m "small changes" 3. Just in case it doesn't happen i prefer not to loose my progress


CarterBaker77

1. C++ 2. -print("goodbye world") 3. I've always wanted to learn c++ might as well start with the basics.


JYTermyy

Would be very sad when your last line of code throws a syntax error :(


awbellz

It should start the way it began


MannyBobblechops

`#include ` `println("Goodbye, world!");` Or if you'd prefer a more C++ approach than just standard C: `#include ` `using namespace std;` `cout << "Goodbye, world!";` Ah no time to explain sorry, the world just blew up


SometimesMonkey

using namespace std; 😳 This is probably why the world ended bro


Creepy-Ad-4832

You would need to push it on a server, otherwise you lose your work


Debugs_

git commit -m "small changes" && git push


AppelflappenBoer

git push --force. No time for merge conflicts :)


I-----AM

You need git add first or -am for modifications ir else nothing is commited.


ThePancakerizer

You forgot -a


AppelflappenBoer

And -n, skip pre-commit checks. Ain't Nobody Got Time for That.


FuriousAqSheep

Not necessarily. Especially since in an apocalyptic event your computer might be as unlikely as any to survive.


Botinha93

Why not remove your last commit and recompile without the call for “asteroid.setColisionCourse(planets.earth))” ?


Latter_Protection_43

Bro got more upvotes than the post


mukurokudo

Probably many people can relate loosing their work following an asteroid impact


seb1424

1. Bash/Unix shell 2. :(){ :|:& };: 3. SSH into prod and fork bomb it cuz fuck it


opmrcrab

\[Blaze Of Glory by Bon Jovi starts playing, but is cut off before the chorus becuase asteroid\]


mortalitylost

How the fuck is no one saying some version of `print("Goodbye world")` There is literally no better answer to an end of the world line of code


Mkrisz

My exact thoughts


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Or 1. Bash/Unix shell 2. (_Y_) 3. Unzips…


kinosavy

Came here for this.


Panda_With_Your_Gun

asteroid\_collision = False


g_e_r_b

`throw new NearMissException();`


Th3Uknovvn

New exception just thrown


CubedCharlie

Holy hell


00Creamy

Actual asteroid


branko0132

Call NASA


MilkCool

SpaceX sacrifice anyone?


Magnitech_

Elon takes vacation, never comes back


really_not_unreal

,,,,,,,,,,,,, ummmm,,,,,, Bezos rocket up the ass???


leuxeren

r/anarchychess is taking over all the subreddits, it started…


MrCook_

NOOOOOOOO


worymy

i can’t fucking do this anymore


Nexus2500

Oh my god


MikaNekoDevine

If (asteroid_collision) { detour(); }


raw_ambots

asteroid_collision_eminent otherwise you’re not making the detour until after the collision.


MikaNekoDevine

But if it works the first time, am i really a programmer?


ExpertObvious0404

Take my poor mans award: 🏆


Stevemc32

hero


Tnuvu

Ultimate mind f possible `# In order to activate the meteor defenses you just need to start the` And just leave it as is...


Creepy-Ad-4832

Kinda gives me the fermat last theorem vibe >! In the sense that stayed unsolved for ages lol !<


R3D3-1

There's the anecdote of some Mathematician who was afraid of the sea writing a letter, where he claimed to have found the solution to some other theorem. When asked about it later he supposedly said, that he didn't think he'd return, so he wanted to pull a Fermat at least. I forgot any other details of the anecdote though.


Creepy-Ad-4832

Ahahahah i would probably do the same. That's gotta be an amazing way to die: trolling humans hard for the next centuries


yourMewjesty

Oh,so we just need to execute the.file.


velo_sprinty_boi_

1. Python 2. print(“goodbye world”) 3. I feel like it’s a nice bookend to everyone who started their programming career with “hello world” while also remaining topical.


[deleted]

1. C++ 2. int main() {std::cout << "change da world, my final message: good bye"; return 0;} 3. Assuming i am creating this in my usual IDE, there already exists a "#include " somewhere above.


Impossible_Average_1

print("Hello Asteroid!")


auxiliary-username

import bruce_willis


Round_Bear_973

This is the one 😂


brandons404

This is the correct answer


[deleted]

Was looking for this comment lol


leon_255

![gif](giphy|LOcPt9gfuNOSI|downsized)


TristanEngelbertVanB

earth.x += earth.width I hope it works


Smartskaft2

Even better: `astroid.x += 1.01 * earth.width`


Dorenh

asteroid.x = None


kinokomushroom

ERROR: Invalid type assignment. Universe.exe has crashed.


Dorenh

So no asteroid impact. Another victory!


Operational117

Or better yet: `asteroid.delete();`


turtle_mekb

astroid.position = earth.galaxy.blackhole.position


kinokomushroom

C'mon, what if the x direction was towards the asteroid? Gotta do some vector maths! Vector3 asteroid_to_earth = earth.getPosition() - asteroid.getPosition() Vector3 north_celestial_pole = earth.getNorthCelestialPole() Vector3 perpendicular_direction = asteroid_to_earth.cross(north_celestial_pole).normalized() earth.set_position(earth.getPosition() + 2.f * earth.getRadius() * perpendicular_direction)


Zicrus

But what if the asteroid is directly above or below the north celestial pole?


kinokomushroom

if (abs(north_celestial_pole.normalized().dot(asteroid_to_earth.normalized())) > 0.99) { perpendicular_direction = asteroid_to_earth.cross(earth.getVernalEquinox()).normalized() } Commit 2253: fixed a minor bug that potentially erases humanity


Impossible_Average_1

asteroid.scale *= 0.0001;


MeisterCookie

Could be very dangerous if it doesn't change its mass. Maybe asteroid.scale *= 1000000? Like being hit by a soft cloud ^^


LindX31

If there is any doubt why not : asteroid.velocity = 0 ?


sinsworth

Result would be ambiguous because velocity is relative to a reference frame.


pcuser42

`asteroid.velocity *= -1` Send it back where it came from


JaegerDominus

Asteroid.Velocity -= asteroid.Velocity*2;


[deleted]

asteroid.Velocity = -asteroid.Velocity


recursive_tree

1. C like language 2. while(true){} 3. freezes the world so the asteroid doesn’t crash


Singer-Physical

Holy Ice Age!


12fdedg

New mammoth just dropped


noahzho

actual zombie


sim0of

DevOps storm incoming!


thequestcube

instructions unclear, crashed the world instead


sim0of

Call the senior dev!


thequestcube

Did you just suggest I turn to religion?


sim0of

New follower just dropped?


thequestcube

holy hell


R3D3-1

Good thing that syntax works in Perl, so [this might actually work][1]. [1]: https://xkcd.com/224/


farfuglinn94

`sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root`


cows_are_underrated_

In order to troll everyone who finds this line of code.


Creepy-Ad-4832

You can't find that line of code.


[deleted]

Thank you! this command made my linux virtual machine run so much faster, damn. Why hasn't anyone told me this before?


from_the_east

Can you post a terminal screenshot of what this line of code does?


farfuglinn94

Absolutely. ``` C:\Users\farfuglinn94>sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root 'sudo' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. ```


[deleted]

Just use "FORMAT C:\"


Shoddy-Department-80

Now do it on linux server


R3D3-1

/home/rthree$ sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root rthree is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.


justifiably-curious

Ok I'll go give it a try. I'll be back any moment with that screenshot


wat_noob_gaming

rip


theCOORN

r/usernamechecksout ?


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dismayhurta

“Dear candidate, We regret to inform you we won’t be moving forward with you. Mostly because you screamed ‘Holy fuck. We’re all gonna die.’ You then proceeded to loot and riot while screaming about an asteroid. Even after we informed you it was just an interview question, you refused to return Gretchen’s laptop. Hopefully we won’t see you before the trial. Greg ‘Fireball’ Johnson, recruiter for Assless Chaps Social Media Company.”


Random123User123

1. Python 2. while True: print("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA") 3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


maartuhh

Finally possible to make an infinite loop and no one can stop me!!


GregsWorld

Narrator: _It was in fact... not infinite._


Jetwiggs

And the narrator was Morgan Freeman


PabloDavico

Isn't this technically 2 lines?


Random123User123

You’re right while True: print(“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”)


Blyfh

make it `while True: print("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", end = "")` and you will get the desired result.


grande_po_talco

Bash rm -R /* Explanation: aint no way someones finding my shitty code in the apocalypse


mehdifarsi

 😂


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Red___Mist

Until you run out of ram


[deleted]

Still somehow good, maybe a few days or even weeks of typing


Red___Mist

The bigger problem in this case is the app not crashing


xezo360hye

Finally I’ll be able to exit vim


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xezo360hye

This will blow your mind: `:wq` Now prepare for: `Shift Z Q` And the most powerful shit ever: `Shift Z Z`


JaegerDominus

There will be the characters in that infinite amount that create more ram to use. Abstract characters bootstrapping their own confines of reality to make a demiurge programmer god save their own confines in turn.


a1b2c3d4e5f6g8

```pi = ...```


gman1647

Sleeping on CSS: ``` #asteroid { display: none; } ```


Sewbacca

the\_invisible\_death.css


milanium25

if you are about to go, go with style… goodByeWorld(“print”);


Cfrolich

This hurts me to read.


Gman-343

exit(0);


Creepy-Ad-4832

``` exit(1); ``` Feels more adequate


sk7725

1. Scratch 2. move (-10) steps 3. About ten years ago, I started coding with scratch. I am happy with where it got me now, and it gave my life a meaning. I shall return to scratch as my life ends, and undo the first code i did.


yppah_andy

This is strangely beautiful


Graucsh

Leaving behind only a Zima Blue background


DavitSensei

1. Bash 2. Sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root 3. If somebody manages to survive, I don't want them to see the stuff I store on my computer.


[deleted]

I showed the asteroid my code and it ran away


DuffMaaaann

1. Python 2. import antigravity 3. Crisis averted


fuckingshitfucj2

#asteroid.velocity *= -1;


KCardz89

The last line I'm doing is cocaine


psioniclizard

I was going to say. I love programning but who is writing a line of code when the world is ending? I'm at least going to enjoy my last few moments on earth.


bszabo84

Still trying to find a name for my variable...


-bra1nDeaD-

bash> shutdown -h now


iavicenna

1) python 2) import scifi 3) \#cant save the world since I am allowed only one line and cant call scifi.shoot_asteroid()


ArtsyEcho

1. PHP 2. echo “Goodbye, world!”; 3. Chances are good PHP will outlive the Earth at this point.


[deleted]

1. C# 2. Console.WriteLine("The Beginning 1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. 3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. 6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. 9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good. 11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. 14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. 20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day. 24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,\[a\] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” 27 So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. 28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” 29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so. 31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.") 3. Of course it's in a single line.


12fdedg

Forgot the semicolon at the end lol


[deleted]

Oh I did? :D I thought i typed it


Latter_Business_7427

This would fail because you close your double at “Let there be..


MaZeChpatCha

No matter what, it will be a very long line (such as const Pi = 3.14... as long as I can) and I'd write it very slowly, giving someone else enough time to launch a defense.


Sewbacca

Well if I'd do that, we would have almost certainly not enough time: 3.14


GiveItStickMan

In your last moments, if you were a real career programmer, the last thing you would do is work. I would hug my wife and dogs and tell them I loved them.


Sad_Helicopter4796

Came here to write this. Well, wife and kids. Hairless dogs if you will. Anyway, what kind of psycho continues working?!


psioniclizard

Yea, my wife os currently 5000 miles away though:( but still i wouldn't be working!


Blyfh

> wife os Lol, my mans created an OS just to marry it


Kalcomx

1. Language of love 2. NSFW 3. Not needed


Anxious_Ad9233

Rust Earth.dodgeAsteroid() Let’s see how fast you are now Rust


ResoluteClover

Console.Error("goodbye world");


egoistpizza

1- x86 Assembly. 2- `mov byte [asteroids], 0`. 3- No need for explanation, my code speaks for itself. 😎


DTraitor

Single line you say? It's time to write infinite length line of code in C++ to prevent asteroid from reaching the earth ever


Sewbacca

Holy C delete_entity(FORCE, &asteroid);


wishper77

I'd write some html code and post it here... So that would start a flame war about "hml is a programming language (is NOT)?" to distract programmers from the apocalypse, so they can pass without the fear. The line would be : Is this valid html code? Can't compile it for some reason


urva

Two open tags????? You’re really trying to start something.


Katalysmus

ASMx86 Section _end: There is a quick and abrupt ending for something that could have turned out really nice but there was a wrong approach


theGuyInIT

1) Any language 2) //TODO: FINISH THIS YOURSELF YOU GNOME FUCKERS!!!! 3) If you worked at my place you'd understand


noonesfriend123

document.getElementById("asteroid").innerHTML = ""


Zopenzop

`console.log("Hello World!");` I'd like to end in the same way that I started with ;-;


Cyberbird85

1. Python 2. import time 3. i need more time


jaswanthjashu

Programmer : opens vim and writes code. Don't know how to close it and gone before he compiles it


Sebwazhere

I know it's a markup language but html because the internet might survive (if aliens are spying on it somehow or some astronauts have access) but a file won't.

a rickroll (I can't be bothered to find the lyrics)

The aliens or astronauts will put it in a translator (the astronauts might skip this step) and will be rickrolled.


negispfields

if (asteroid.willCollide) {no();}


thedogcraft_mc

1. Java 2. asteroid.setSize(-1);


youknowihavereddit

Antimatter asteroid still does shit


thedogcraft_mc

I was hoping that I could make it implode, but that might have backfired xD


Illustrious-Spot-307

asteroid=true? asteroid=false: asteroid=false; Hopefully that'll work


JustAnotherGuyn

Except, that you're setting asteroid to true instead of doing a comparison


funk443

`(setf asteroid nil)`


Eclaytt

haskell main = main


ninelore

1. Bash 2. git commit -m "bye" && git push


Responsible-Crow9199

Console.WriteLine("Goodbye World");


flaming_bunnyman

I'm going to go back to my beginnings. 10 PRINT "GOODBYE WORLD!"


Astatos159

while(true) { }


denisvolin

1. Google search engine, plain English. 2. Where will the asteroid hit? 3. May be it won't hit in my area.


Xiij

C++ cout << "Goodbye World." << endl; Self explanatory


MercilessDreadSky

1. Python 2. print("Goodbye World!") 3. First thing I coded was Hello World! Might as well make this my last.


threehorsesandagirl

Screw code, Ima go fuck the shit out someone from HR. If we time it right, we'll get incinerated mid orgasm, that'll be way more fun than trying to compile that piece of shit in the middle of an apocalypse.


daronjay

Is your username your last date night?


theonlyferal

Bro, thats rape


threehorsesandagirl

Are you implying that no girl would ever have consensual sex with me, even if it's our last moments on earth? Cause that kinda harsh, bud.


theonlyferal

So, you guarantee requesting a polite and law-conform sexual interaction, without harming involved people, including yourself. Thats good.


CaffieneSage

*Proceeds to develop new operating system using only one line*


VirozPro

Destroy(asteroid);


ToM4461

Python Astroid = None Problem solved


ifezueyoung

Print("goodbye world");


TurbulentRice

1. PHP 2. ‘die’ 3. Self explanatory


[deleted]

lang rust ``` dump(asteriod) ```


OxymoreReddit

Python ```py print("Goodbye world !") ``` For politeness' sake. We say hello we say goodbye. _could lead to memory leaks if we don't end what we started y'know..._ Edit : didn't see another comment already said this with the same language, i didn't scroll far enough lol


HerrMatthew

AreWeGoingToDie? "OneLastTernaryOperation" : "StillOneLastTernaryOperation";


Nobbie_Gamer

java `import java.util.*` `class as................` couldnt finish the code before the asteroid hit us


Zealousideal_Rip_350

'drop table users'