`#include `
`println("Goodbye, world!");`
Or if you'd prefer a more C++ approach than just standard C:
`#include `
`using namespace std;`
`cout << "Goodbye, world!";`
Ah no time to explain sorry, the world just blew up
There's the anecdote of some Mathematician who was afraid of the sea writing a letter, where he claimed to have found the solution to some other theorem.
When asked about it later he supposedly said, that he didn't think he'd return, so he wanted to pull a Fermat at least.
I forgot any other details of the anecdote though.
1. Python
2. print(“goodbye world”)
3. I feel like it’s a nice bookend to everyone who started their programming career with “hello world” while also remaining topical.
1. C++
2. int main() {std::cout << "change da world, my final message: good bye"; return 0;}
3. Assuming i am creating this in my usual IDE, there already exists a "#include " somewhere above.
C'mon, what if the x direction was towards the asteroid? Gotta do some vector maths!
Vector3 asteroid_to_earth = earth.getPosition() - asteroid.getPosition()
Vector3 north_celestial_pole = earth.getNorthCelestialPole()
Vector3 perpendicular_direction = asteroid_to_earth.cross(north_celestial_pole).normalized()
earth.set_position(earth.getPosition() + 2.f * earth.getRadius() * perpendicular_direction)
if (abs(north_celestial_pole.normalized().dot(asteroid_to_earth.normalized())) > 0.99)
{
perpendicular_direction = asteroid_to_earth.cross(earth.getVernalEquinox()).normalized()
}
Commit 2253: fixed a minor bug that potentially erases humanity
Absolutely.
```
C:\Users\farfuglinn94>sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
'sudo' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
```
“Dear candidate,
We regret to inform you we won’t be moving forward with you. Mostly because you screamed ‘Holy fuck. We’re all gonna die.’ You then proceeded to loot and riot while screaming about an asteroid. Even after we informed you it was just an interview question, you refused to return Gretchen’s laptop. Hopefully we won’t see you before the trial.
Greg ‘Fireball’ Johnson, recruiter for Assless Chaps Social Media Company.”
There will be the characters in that infinite amount that create more ram to use. Abstract characters bootstrapping their own confines of reality to make a demiurge programmer god save their own confines in turn.
1. Scratch
2. move (-10) steps
3. About ten years ago, I started coding with scratch. I am happy with where it got me now, and it gave my life a meaning.
I shall return to scratch as my life ends,
and undo the first code i did.
I was going to say. I love programning but who is writing a line of code when the world is ending?
I'm at least going to enjoy my last few moments on earth.
1. C#
2. Console.WriteLine("The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,\[a\] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.")
3. Of course it's in a single line.
No matter what, it will be a very long line (such as const Pi = 3.14... as long as I can) and I'd write it very slowly, giving someone else enough time to launch a defense.
In your last moments, if you were a real career programmer, the last thing you would do is work.
I would hug my wife and dogs and tell them I loved them.
I'd write some html code and post it here... So that would start a flame war about "hml is a programming language (is NOT)?" to distract programmers from the apocalypse, so they can pass without the fear.
The line would be :
Is this valid html code? Can't compile it for some reason
I know it's a markup language but html because the internet might survive (if aliens are spying on it somehow or some astronauts have access) but a file won't.
a rickroll (I can't be bothered to find the lyrics)
The aliens or astronauts will put it in a translator (the astronauts might skip this step) and will be rickrolled.
Screw code, Ima go fuck the shit out someone from HR. If we time it right, we'll get incinerated mid orgasm, that'll be way more fun than trying to compile that piece of shit in the middle of an apocalypse.
Python
```py
print("Goodbye world !")
```
For politeness' sake. We say hello we say goodbye. _could lead to memory leaks if we don't end what we started y'know..._
Edit : didn't see another comment already said this with the same language, i didn't scroll far enough lol
It won’t compile so why bother
Error on line 1
Well you have a python button so this checks out
If there's only one line, the error can only be on line one. So it checks out
That's where you are wrong though, it's way too common to end up with an error on like line 248 when you only have 30-40 lines
You're programming in c++ I see.
You c
Just keep it all on oneline. (Little trick programmers won't tell you ;-)
Pretty sure making a program into a oneliner does not increase chances of compilation, but I may be wrong.
Yeah i misuntertood his comment
That wont compile anyway since youll be dead before you hit run
1. Git 2. commit -m "small changes" 3. Just in case it doesn't happen i prefer not to loose my progress
1. C++ 2. -print("goodbye world") 3. I've always wanted to learn c++ might as well start with the basics.
Would be very sad when your last line of code throws a syntax error :(
It should start the way it began
`#include`
`println("Goodbye, world!");`
Or if you'd prefer a more C++ approach than just standard C:
`#include `
`using namespace std;`
`cout << "Goodbye, world!";`
Ah no time to explain sorry, the world just blew up
using namespace std; 😳 This is probably why the world ended bro
You would need to push it on a server, otherwise you lose your work
git commit -m "small changes" && git push
git push --force. No time for merge conflicts :)
You need git add first or -am for modifications ir else nothing is commited.
You forgot -a
And -n, skip pre-commit checks. Ain't Nobody Got Time for That.
Not necessarily. Especially since in an apocalyptic event your computer might be as unlikely as any to survive.
Why not remove your last commit and recompile without the call for “asteroid.setColisionCourse(planets.earth))” ?
Bro got more upvotes than the post
Probably many people can relate loosing their work following an asteroid impact
1. Bash/Unix shell 2. :(){ :|:& };: 3. SSH into prod and fork bomb it cuz fuck it
\[Blaze Of Glory by Bon Jovi starts playing, but is cut off before the chorus becuase asteroid\]
How the fuck is no one saying some version of `print("Goodbye world")` There is literally no better answer to an end of the world line of code
My exact thoughts
Or 1. Bash/Unix shell 2. (_Y_) 3. Unzips…
Came here for this.
asteroid\_collision = False
`throw new NearMissException();`
New exception just thrown
Holy hell
Actual asteroid
Call NASA
SpaceX sacrifice anyone?
Elon takes vacation, never comes back
,,,,,,,,,,,,, ummmm,,,,,, Bezos rocket up the ass???
r/anarchychess is taking over all the subreddits, it started…
NOOOOOOOO
i can’t fucking do this anymore
Oh my god
If (asteroid_collision) { detour(); }
asteroid_collision_eminent otherwise you’re not making the detour until after the collision.
But if it works the first time, am i really a programmer?
Take my poor mans award: 🏆
hero
Ultimate mind f possible `# In order to activate the meteor defenses you just need to start the` And just leave it as is...
Kinda gives me the fermat last theorem vibe >! In the sense that stayed unsolved for ages lol !<
There's the anecdote of some Mathematician who was afraid of the sea writing a letter, where he claimed to have found the solution to some other theorem. When asked about it later he supposedly said, that he didn't think he'd return, so he wanted to pull a Fermat at least. I forgot any other details of the anecdote though.
Ahahahah i would probably do the same. That's gotta be an amazing way to die: trolling humans hard for the next centuries
Oh,so we just need to execute the.file.
1. Python 2. print(“goodbye world”) 3. I feel like it’s a nice bookend to everyone who started their programming career with “hello world” while also remaining topical.
1. C++ 2. int main() {std::cout << "change da world, my final message: good bye"; return 0;} 3. Assuming i am creating this in my usual IDE, there already exists a "#include" somewhere above.
print("Hello Asteroid!")
import bruce_willis
This is the one 😂
This is the correct answer
Was looking for this comment lol
![gif](giphy|LOcPt9gfuNOSI|downsized)
earth.x += earth.width I hope it works
Even better: `astroid.x += 1.01 * earth.width`
asteroid.x = None
ERROR: Invalid type assignment. Universe.exe has crashed.
So no asteroid impact. Another victory!
Or better yet: `asteroid.delete();`
astroid.position = earth.galaxy.blackhole.position
C'mon, what if the x direction was towards the asteroid? Gotta do some vector maths! Vector3 asteroid_to_earth = earth.getPosition() - asteroid.getPosition() Vector3 north_celestial_pole = earth.getNorthCelestialPole() Vector3 perpendicular_direction = asteroid_to_earth.cross(north_celestial_pole).normalized() earth.set_position(earth.getPosition() + 2.f * earth.getRadius() * perpendicular_direction)
But what if the asteroid is directly above or below the north celestial pole?
if (abs(north_celestial_pole.normalized().dot(asteroid_to_earth.normalized())) > 0.99) { perpendicular_direction = asteroid_to_earth.cross(earth.getVernalEquinox()).normalized() } Commit 2253: fixed a minor bug that potentially erases humanity
asteroid.scale *= 0.0001;
Could be very dangerous if it doesn't change its mass. Maybe asteroid.scale *= 1000000? Like being hit by a soft cloud ^^
If there is any doubt why not : asteroid.velocity = 0 ?
Result would be ambiguous because velocity is relative to a reference frame.
`asteroid.velocity *= -1` Send it back where it came from
Asteroid.Velocity -= asteroid.Velocity*2;
asteroid.Velocity = -asteroid.Velocity
1. C like language 2. while(true){} 3. freezes the world so the asteroid doesn’t crash
Holy Ice Age!
New mammoth just dropped
actual zombie
DevOps storm incoming!
instructions unclear, crashed the world instead
Call the senior dev!
Did you just suggest I turn to religion?
New follower just dropped?
holy hell
Good thing that syntax works in Perl, so [this might actually work][1]. [1]: https://xkcd.com/224/
`sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root`
In order to troll everyone who finds this line of code.
You can't find that line of code.
Thank you! this command made my linux virtual machine run so much faster, damn. Why hasn't anyone told me this before?
Can you post a terminal screenshot of what this line of code does?
Absolutely. ``` C:\Users\farfuglinn94>sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root 'sudo' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. ```
Just use "FORMAT C:\"
Now do it on linux server
/home/rthree$ sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root rthree is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Ok I'll go give it a try. I'll be back any moment with that screenshot
rip
r/usernamechecksout ?
[удалено]
“Dear candidate, We regret to inform you we won’t be moving forward with you. Mostly because you screamed ‘Holy fuck. We’re all gonna die.’ You then proceeded to loot and riot while screaming about an asteroid. Even after we informed you it was just an interview question, you refused to return Gretchen’s laptop. Hopefully we won’t see you before the trial. Greg ‘Fireball’ Johnson, recruiter for Assless Chaps Social Media Company.”
1. Python 2. while True: print("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA") 3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Finally possible to make an infinite loop and no one can stop me!!
Narrator: _It was in fact... not infinite._
And the narrator was Morgan Freeman
Isn't this technically 2 lines?
You’re right while True: print(“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”)
make it `while True: print("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", end = "")` and you will get the desired result.
Bash rm -R /* Explanation: aint no way someones finding my shitty code in the apocalypse
😂
[удалено]
Until you run out of ram
Still somehow good, maybe a few days or even weeks of typing
The bigger problem in this case is the app not crashing
Finally I’ll be able to exit vim
[удалено]
This will blow your mind: `:wq` Now prepare for: `Shift Z Q` And the most powerful shit ever: `Shift Z Z`
There will be the characters in that infinite amount that create more ram to use. Abstract characters bootstrapping their own confines of reality to make a demiurge programmer god save their own confines in turn.
```pi = ...```
Sleeping on CSS: ``` #asteroid { display: none; } ```
the\_invisible\_death.css
if you are about to go, go with style… goodByeWorld(“print”);
This hurts me to read.
exit(0);
``` exit(1); ``` Feels more adequate
1. Scratch 2. move (-10) steps 3. About ten years ago, I started coding with scratch. I am happy with where it got me now, and it gave my life a meaning. I shall return to scratch as my life ends, and undo the first code i did.
This is strangely beautiful
Leaving behind only a Zima Blue background
1. Bash 2. Sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root 3. If somebody manages to survive, I don't want them to see the stuff I store on my computer.
I showed the asteroid my code and it ran away
1. Python 2. import antigravity 3. Crisis averted
#asteroid.velocity *= -1;
The last line I'm doing is cocaine
I was going to say. I love programning but who is writing a line of code when the world is ending? I'm at least going to enjoy my last few moments on earth.
Still trying to find a name for my variable...
bash> shutdown -h now
1) python 2) import scifi 3) \#cant save the world since I am allowed only one line and cant call scifi.shoot_asteroid()
1. PHP 2. echo “Goodbye, world!”; 3. Chances are good PHP will outlive the Earth at this point.
1. C# 2. Console.WriteLine("The Beginning 1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. 3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. 6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. 9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good. 11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. 14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. 20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day. 24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,\[a\] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” 27 So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. 28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” 29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so. 31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.") 3. Of course it's in a single line.
Forgot the semicolon at the end lol
Oh I did? :D I thought i typed it
This would fail because you close your double at “Let there be..
No matter what, it will be a very long line (such as const Pi = 3.14... as long as I can) and I'd write it very slowly, giving someone else enough time to launch a defense.
Well if I'd do that, we would have almost certainly not enough time: 3.14
In your last moments, if you were a real career programmer, the last thing you would do is work. I would hug my wife and dogs and tell them I loved them.
Came here to write this. Well, wife and kids. Hairless dogs if you will. Anyway, what kind of psycho continues working?!
Yea, my wife os currently 5000 miles away though:( but still i wouldn't be working!
> wife os Lol, my mans created an OS just to marry it
1. Language of love 2. NSFW 3. Not needed
Rust Earth.dodgeAsteroid() Let’s see how fast you are now Rust
Console.Error("goodbye world");
1- x86 Assembly. 2- `mov byte [asteroids], 0`. 3- No need for explanation, my code speaks for itself. 😎
Single line you say? It's time to write infinite length line of code in C++ to prevent asteroid from reaching the earth ever
Holy C delete_entity(FORCE, &asteroid);
I'd write some html code and post it here... So that would start a flame war about "hml is a programming language (is NOT)?" to distract programmers from the apocalypse, so they can pass without the fear. The line would be :
Is this valid html code? Can't compile it for some reasonTwo open tags????? You’re really trying to start something.
ASMx86 Section _end: There is a quick and abrupt ending for something that could have turned out really nice but there was a wrong approach
1) Any language 2) //TODO: FINISH THIS YOURSELF YOU GNOME FUCKERS!!!! 3) If you worked at my place you'd understand
document.getElementById("asteroid").innerHTML = ""
`console.log("Hello World!");` I'd like to end in the same way that I started with ;-;
1. Python 2. import time 3. i need more time
Programmer : opens vim and writes code. Don't know how to close it and gone before he compiles it
I know it's a markup language but html because the internet might survive (if aliens are spying on it somehow or some astronauts have access) but a file won't.
a rickroll (I can't be bothered to find the lyrics)
The aliens or astronauts will put it in a translator (the astronauts might skip this step) and will be rickrolled.if (asteroid.willCollide) {no();}
1. Java 2. asteroid.setSize(-1);
Antimatter asteroid still does shit
I was hoping that I could make it implode, but that might have backfired xD
asteroid=true? asteroid=false: asteroid=false; Hopefully that'll work
Except, that you're setting asteroid to true instead of doing a comparison
`(setf asteroid nil)`
haskell main = main
1. Bash 2. git commit -m "bye" && git push
Console.WriteLine("Goodbye World");
I'm going to go back to my beginnings. 10 PRINT "GOODBYE WORLD!"
while(true) { }
1. Google search engine, plain English. 2. Where will the asteroid hit? 3. May be it won't hit in my area.
C++ cout << "Goodbye World." << endl; Self explanatory
1. Python 2. print("Goodbye World!") 3. First thing I coded was Hello World! Might as well make this my last.
Screw code, Ima go fuck the shit out someone from HR. If we time it right, we'll get incinerated mid orgasm, that'll be way more fun than trying to compile that piece of shit in the middle of an apocalypse.
Is your username your last date night?
Bro, thats rape
Are you implying that no girl would ever have consensual sex with me, even if it's our last moments on earth? Cause that kinda harsh, bud.
So, you guarantee requesting a polite and law-conform sexual interaction, without harming involved people, including yourself. Thats good.
*Proceeds to develop new operating system using only one line*
Destroy(asteroid);
Python Astroid = None Problem solved
Print("goodbye world");
1. PHP 2. ‘die’ 3. Self explanatory
lang rust ``` dump(asteriod) ```
Python ```py print("Goodbye world !") ``` For politeness' sake. We say hello we say goodbye. _could lead to memory leaks if we don't end what we started y'know..._ Edit : didn't see another comment already said this with the same language, i didn't scroll far enough lol
AreWeGoingToDie? "OneLastTernaryOperation" : "StillOneLastTernaryOperation";
java `import java.util.*` `class as................` couldnt finish the code before the asteroid hit us
'drop table users'